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Daddy fails a made up test - All the news thats fit to print

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anger.

but a lot of triumph.

'the tarot comes around again'

a line from an odd action movie, the Mask of Zorro, which has stuck with me


all of these young men bitter at wokes discovering that they need to worship the divine feminine, or there's simply no point

but

I spent all of my energy trying to teach them when they weren't listening

and now I feel empty and tired, and think

teach yourselves, then, because you would not hear me when I said that you have to accept women for what they are.

but this is unfair.

and

maybe they were listening.


life is so difficult. I could never have guessed half of the successes I would achieve simply by making a persistent and consistent effort.

even so.

I think most of my writing is behind me now.

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:surewalz: is now flaying libtard journ*lists alive on Xitter :marseychuddance:

Context is the heatmap meme about differences between liberals and conservatives (oikophobia vs xenophobia)

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738296955JT-WzKkkf_kCWQ.webp

!chuds !sneed he's IQ-poasting

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738307940eidhFjVbbNOT3w.webp

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https://community.cloudflare.com/t/access-denied-to-pale-moon-desktop-browser/764330

Orange Site

This is why you should use Brave instead !braveshills :marseybraveglow:

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Spooks leaving little clues in Wikipedia: Real

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_past_and_projected_GDP_(nominal)

I was browsing this page because I was searching for UK's GDP and came across this:

IMF projections for 2020 through 2029

A 196 countries have their projected GDPs, but some countries' data mysteriously disappear halfway through: :marseyhmm:

Pakistan disappears after 2024

:#marseynukegoggles:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738949467pH4z27c0jedPig.webp

Venezuela disappears too

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738949467bsmHkblc8Z1TDg.webp

:#marseycommunistgenocide:

Only a select few others also drop off: Syria, Sri Lanka, Lebanon, Palestine, Afghanistan

I'm sensing a pattern here:

Guys is this about annexing Gaza, setting up a base in Palestine and obliterating all these countries ?

!chuds !burgers

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GEN Z PILOT AND A TERRAIN WARNING GEN Z PILOT AND A TERRAIN WARNING

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Back when he was signing USMCA he had this to say about it

And today, we're finally ending the NAFTA nightmare and signing into law the brand-new U.S.-Mexico-Canada Agreement. (Applause.) Very special. Very, very special.

The USMCA is the largest, fairest, most balanced, and modern trade agreement ever achieved. There's never been anything like it. Other countries are now looking at it, but there can't be a border like that because, believe it or not, that is by far the biggest border anywhere in the world, in terms of economy, in terms of people. There's nothing even close.

This is a colossal victory for our farmers, ranchers, energy workers, factory workers, and American workers in all 50 states and, you could almost say, beyond β€” because it's all beyond. This is all over the world even though it's at one beautiful border β€” where, by the way, a very major powerful wall is, right now, being built. (Laughter.) Okay? I don't know if I should say that at this particular reading. I know last night it got a very big hand. (Laughter.) Today, they're a little bit like, "Are we supposed to clap now?" (Laughter.)

USMCA has a much weaker dispute resolution process than NAFTA did (something US producers absolutely loathe, Canadian provinces really love doing stupid shit with trade and they can't hold them accountable under USMCA like they could with NAFTA) where countries exchange & approve each others lists of potential dispute panelists. Even in the event daddy has updated this from Biden's list because the treaty requires all the countries to have agreed to changes its unlikely daddy will be able to front load it with yes men. It also allows Canada to just go around the US to the WTO.

The lumber is itself a great deal of lulz that has been going on for decades https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canada%E2%80%93United_States_softwood_lumber_dispute but there are three new opportunities for $DRAMA inflation:

  • Daddy really doesn't seem to understand how trade works, a tariff on Canadian oil would immediately increase the cost of gas & energy in the US. Just the comment he was thinking about doing it added more than a $1 to oil prices

  • Daddy is going to have to argue why his own treaty sucks and why its totally Biden's fault his treaty sucks

  • First challenge to congressional authority. Taxing is an enumerated power of congress and the ability of a president to create tariffs is limited. His pet theory is that the impoundment authority that lets sanctions work allows him to create any tariffs he wants. Congress have to choose between challenging daddy or setting a precedent that future presidents could use however they wanted. Bong's PM called you a mean name? 9001% tariffs on all bong goods.

https://media.tenor.com/ErV3xxnqUPAAAAAx/dis-gon-b-gud-lawn-chair.webp

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:redlight: :smugjak:California could end the United States as we know it :soyjakanimeglasses: :redlight: :bidenshocked:

					
					

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17379969120vmIHiOhcnfSTA.webp

What do los angeles redditors think about californians leaving the US?

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17379969127LAY2c24VrYMtw.webp

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To be fair most of the comments are pointing out how r-slurred that would be

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EFFORTPOST Darklands LP XIV: Another Detour

Darklands Series

1 - Darklands LP Part I

2 - Darklands LP Part II: Charles Bronson Edition

3 - Darklands LP III: Nuns and Coins

4 - Darklands LP Ep IV: Introduction to Equipment & Combat

5 - Darklands LP Part V: We finally briefly go out into the dark lands

6 - Darklands LP VI: We actually start a quest!

7 - Darklands LP VII: We reach our destination :marseycrusader:

8 - Darklands LP VIII: Raubritter confrontation & learning how combat works

9 - Darklands LP IX: I'm not giving you my goddarn alchemical materials

10 - Darklands LP X: We actually do some alchemy!

11 - Darklands LP XI: The Main Plot

12 - Darklands LP XII: Halloween Edition

13 - Darklands LP XIII: Detour

Episode XIV

We're headed toward Denmark to attack the Fortress Monastery, but we're going to run into a few things along the way.

The Castle

I stop by a castle. Let's see what's going on here. (I love the artwork in this game so much it's unreal.)

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737810457QwJEzY4Oocbc5w.webp

Well I can't let this continue. I ain't Scheherazade but let's see if I can convince this wicked lord to change his evil ways.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737810457TWjG6J1qMVRryA.webp

These peepeeheads won't even let me in to confront him! :marseyrage:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737810457NGvkvzIxyfH4rA.webp

I guess we're gonna have to do this the hard way.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17378104572Hv7VOzcm9EQsg.webp

Note that there are other saints who can get you up there in different ways. Like levitation.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737810759oYx3luBtnQ85gg.webp

The castle guards like using their bows. Fine. I'll just shoot back. My guys need some practice.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17378107598_CQwVi1A_fx_A.webp

Since we're in a fairly large castle, we go into non-combat mode until the next time one of them sees us. Time to search the place. These fights get kind of annoying because only one person can go through a doorway at a time. So you have to wait your first guy to get through before you send your second. But this will be of tactical importance in certain situations, like in the Fortress Monastery.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737810759diUkd_d4YnZ26Q.webp

This is the main gate. If we had blasted our way through with a potion we would had have started out here. We could also retreat through it if we wanted to, but we're doing fine.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737810759Bm7bBhooVViJyQ.webp

Frick this. I've searched almost every room and I can't find the castle lord. I'm getting bored. (This virtually never happens btw, this is just incredibly bad luck.) I'm out of here.

Back on the road. I run into another one of those corrupt Dominican friars peddling indulgences. Remember how last time I had St. Dominic himself set him straight? This time I'll use another saint, one who is against church corruption in general.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737810759azDhgipUjU4Q8Q.webp

It's incredible how much content there is in this game. I'm still finding new stuff that I've never seen before.

A Mid-game Quest

Uh oh. WTF is going on here? Suddenly the normal travel music is replaced by something really ominous. :marseyshook:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737810842fYJ4qJ5mUmmgqg.webp

It's probably some MMO tard who likes flying around on dragons in Guild Wars 2 or whatever.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737810842qcAEvklTCZ_x_Q.webp

Goddammit this is gonna cost me so much.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737810842mxgrg7fSxf_fUA.webp

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old hags cackle as they stuff carrion into a filthy leather sack

That's just an ordinary thing you see every day in Portland. :marseyshrug:

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Pagans. I hate these guys... er... girls.

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Dammit! I'll definitely need to go replace my equipment after this.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737811223JGEF7-ngIv5pzg.webp

This is what happens when you piss off /r/witches_vs_patriarchy.

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Notice how many choices this game gives you when you run into a problem.

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Finally we found him. I think we've got him now.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737811223BFUKmZJu5sf-5w.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737811223sieopqxT0RmgkA.webp

I try to reason with the dragon. I doubt this will work as dragons are satanic beings. But who knows? Maybe they just got a bad rap?

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737811223kt17n03ghbU7Fg.webp

I knew it. Okay, we're dealing with a dragon here so when combat starts it's time for everyone to take a Flamewall potion for protection. Also Hardarmor and Strongedge to improve the weapons of Sasha and Nathan. (Since Yuna and I use impact weapons we would need Greatpower instead and somehow I neglected to make any of those.)

Just to make sure we're protected from flames I also implore St. Polycarp for some help. (He was burned at the stake for refusing to burn incense for the Roman Emperor.)

Or as we call him in Marseyese:

:#marseysaint: :#marseypolyamory: :#carp:

I have everyone take a missile shot and then just charge this bastard.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737811223f1hYCqgsglKJzQ.webp

Redactor is getting the heck beaten out of him. Better take an Essence o' Grace potion just to be sure he isn't killed. And a New Wind to restore some endurance since he was about to fall. That 19 point hit must be Nathan using his alchemically enhanced halberd. Normally it's not great at penetration, but with Strongedge it is and it inflicts massive damage.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737811378nA1F0mYxGFrTBQ.webp

We cut through him pretty fast. I dunno if that's a bug or we're really that good. I guess I did do everything possible to prepare for fighting a dragon. St. Polycarp especially gives you a huge advantage. Just pretend that was a really epic fight.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737811378QuUi7KOhI_fNWA.webp

Fame 216: Good reputation!

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17378113784Zpz4ZfBr0T6Jg.webp

We're gonna have to stop singing this song now:

And we've got 100 florins now if we need to buy anything.

Meta

Next time I really will go to the Fortress Monastery. I just wanted you to see one of the more complex mid-game quests, but it was a bit disappointing. There's a lot more dragon-related encounters you can have while searching for it. We just happened to run into him early.

I had to go all the way from Bohemia to the outskirts of Koln to bring this quest to you. The things I do for you people.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17378104571mi4rzd8yI0Hpg.webp

@kaamrev :marseywave2:

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[GOOMBLE :marseyladybugitsover:] Will the Federal Government of the United States Kill ALL Zoomers?

TikTok will be sold to an American company and continue operating. - 59 bets

It will be sold to a non-US company and @hACAppy_2025 will win at slots, namaste - 11 bets

TikTok will be kill - 89 bets

Tim Apple will bravely refuse to remove TikTok from the Apple store, in bold DEFIANCE of the kkkorupt kkkapitalist kkkrooks running the so-called "United" States - 9 bets

It will be sold to :marseyelmo: and promptly renamed TixTox - 3 bets


!remindme 24 hours "close the toktik"

!bets !goomble !goomblers !goombling !asians

Closed.

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Online Movement 50501 Calls for National '50 States' Anti-Trump Protest Planned for Feb 5 : technology

					
					

Technology? !chuds !nooticers !trump2024

https://old.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/1igv0jp/national_50_states_antitrump_protest_planned_for/

https://old.reddit.com/r/50501/comments/1iguth2/newsweek_national_50_states_antitrump_protest/

https://old.reddit.com/r/technology/duplicates/1ihh63h/online_movement_50501_calls_for_national_50/

:#marseyrake:

https://old.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/1igv0jp/national_50_states_antitrump_protest_planned_for/marvo4v/?context=8

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Wildcard Thread, Divisional Thread Regular Season MVP betting is still open.

NFC is Commanders @ Eagles Sunday Jan 26 3:00 PM Eastern

AFC is Bills @ Chiefs Sunday Jan 26 6:30 PM Eastern

Of the earlier bets we had 14 teams and 7 teams have been trimmed down to 4 and 2 options

For the 14 team free for all bet for a pot of 186 bets/37,200 coins

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737403425rpszpIvmeoJ8yQ.webp

AFC for 88 bets/17,600 coins

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737403425-iEvH3Cd7mrkFw.webp

NFC for 115 bets/23,000 coins

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737403425QCnAI3jasg89ng.webp

pings: !mensfootball !goomble !goomblers !bets @BILLYBIGBOLLOCKS @Freak-Off @Drippo @SpudsMackenzie

I know, that's a lot of losers! However, here's a bonus chance to recuperate some of those loses or for winning chads to double down on their sports wisdom. The 5th bet here & 3rd bet in the games below is just for me to add bonus money. If you click it you are throwing your money away and/or are a self-less patron of gamblers.

Of the 4 remaining teams Who will win the Super Bowl

Chiefs - 171 bets

Bills - 91 bets

Eagles - 93 bets

Commanders - 59 bets

DON'T CLICK THIS - 69 bets

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Passion for fashion
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https://old.reddit.com/r/Africa/comments/1iezval/the_battle_for_africa_is_happening_congo/machlny/?context=8

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bro got caught watching train porn on the kids' tablet again, wife now thinks he's gay

					
					

Just saying, I was 6 years old when I discovered pornography on our family's shared computer through the search history. I guarantee your kids are more tech savvy than you think they are. If they can read, they can look up search history. If he's watching porn on your kids' tablet, there's a high likelihood they've been exposed to something already.

:#marseygroomer2:

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B..based :marseydarktrump:
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The sin of empathy rears it's ugly head once more
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>wine-dark sea / What did he mean by this?
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Wholesome s*x worker decides to search for a life partner on Twitter so she can become a stay at home mom [SURVEY INSIDE]

https://www.guidedtrack.com/programs/dkuryfl/run

We NEED as many dramatards as possible filling this out. If you're a lonely virgin then THIS IS YOUR FRICKING CHANCE !personalarmy !incels @lankyhands

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:fellforitagainaward: DDR to put TARIFFS on TAIWAN chips. JENSEN on SUICIDE WATCH :marseychingchongitsover:

/r/games

https://old.reddit.com/r/Games/comments/1ibsyaf/us_to_tariff_chips_made_in_taiwan_targeting_tsmc/

/r/technology

https://old.reddit.com/r/technology/comments/1ibqe2b/trump_to_tariff_chips_made_in_taiwan_targeting/

/r/wsb

https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1ibry0b/trump_to_tariff_chips_made_in_taiwan_targeting/

https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1iblghb/jensen_new_bio_after_deepseek_saga/ :marseyxd:

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:marseyitsoveryall:~75% of farm workers in Bakersfield didn't show up today :marseydarktrump: :marseylatinxpearlclutch:

					
					

ITT hysteria over food shortages, mocking Americans wanting good wages and wanting the brown wage slaves back in the fields

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737653393ZLnd5omw6qrTvA.webp

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Theres more in the thread

I'm not used to liberal spaces anymore its weird to see them all mocking Americans for wanting money, advocating for CA separating and valuing illegal immigrants so much.

Personally I only think there will be prices increases on specific crops for now, and if Trump doesn't pull back farmers will just purchase automated picking machines they only didn't before because mexicans were that cheap

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What Mitt Romney Saw in the Senate : politics

					
					
					
	

				
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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738793890oULrYgpbVGbEwA.webp

Guys, we aren't even a month in. This is just the beginning.

:#marseysalvindicated:

We have a 2nd Amendment for this reason. This is the gun nuts wet dream but they're sitting on the sidelines cheering the destruction of the US Constitution.

>spend the past 100 years calling them gun nuts

>cry when they don't come to aid the Fed

Now playing: Donkey Kong Country Theme (DKC).mp3

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