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Euro billionaires can't find wagies for their money generation machine.

!chuds !nooticers

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[GOOMBLE :marseyladybugitsover:] That helicopter pilot. You know the one. !friendsofredactor0, this bet is for you.

Definitely a transwoman. I feel it in my bones. - 28 bets

Terrible driving? 100% biofoid. - 288 bets - WINNER!

Only a moid could be that stupid. - 29 bets

We'll never know :marseyladybugshrug: (wins if we don't find out who the pilot was before 2026) - 8 bets


Send me the article when we find out, and don't yap at me if we already know who the pilot is because:

A. That just means the bet is literally free money.

B. I don't watch the news.

C. It's almost midnight. Go to bed.

D. :marseysassy:

!remindme 24 hours "close the helipcotper"

!bets

closed

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Welcome to /h/SubredditDrama

Rules: u have to be nice and this is a hole for posting our /r/SubredditDrama content.

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redditors - actually this is a good thing as the ai is leaning towards just being a good person

fun fact, I was joking about this before reading the thread, then this is the 2nd post

https://old.reddit.com/r/science/comments/1iq0jic/study_finds_that_chatgpt_one_of_the_worlds_most/mcw6nk6/?context=8

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I haven't paid federal loans since before 2020 and I was just recently hit with a 120 point credit score drop.

Did this happen to anyone else? My wife didn't get the credit hit yet.

Didn't Biden say that no credit would be reported until Sept / December 2025?!

I was on an IDR plan before 2020.

Did Musk do this?

Burgers cannot for the life of them ever take responsibility for their own actions

:#marseyemojirofl:

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Most Based Comments

Basedness: 🔥🔥🔘🔘🔘

This dude is greeaaaasey in the words of bubbles.All joking aside I don't understand the lefts infatuation with this guy. They are acting like the messiah has returned. (15)

he understands money and could probably run a popsicle stand, so I do understand the appeal. But the liberals are sneaky that's for sure. I'm a swing voter. (-3)

Basedness: 🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘

Yall realize parliament has to vote to install emergency powers, right? He cant just wave his peepee and make it happen. Same with removing them. Theyre voted in/out. And this quote was in response to building infrastructure / pipelines. At least give some context. (22)

Fair point. He's the wrong guy to be musing about this stuff though. (-1)

Basedness: 🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘

he was head of the BoC and BoE. He understands money clearly. Real estate is decoupled from the local economy due to money laundering and a population with no sense of self preservation. Can't really tag that on Carney. (11)

He started the push down on interest rates in 2008-2009. It made debt cheap and drove up prices. If anything all he had to do was hold rates. (0)

Angriest Comments

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡🔘

so you're suggesting that the man should have told everyone to get fricked and die in the street after 2008 for optics in 2025? Carney fulfilled his directive at the bank. It's not right to me to hold that against him or try to make it seem like low interest rates were his idea when it was really a cultural expectation of a bunch of slobs who want their children to pay for their comfort. (2)

No he should have let the market correct itself. People who way over leveraged them selves should have lost the assets. There is a reason why our markets are all so messed up across western nations and its because instead of allowing natural corrections to happen we flood the markets with cheap debt and money printing. The only slobs are the ones who over spent and over extended themselves that should have lost those assets. Instead the next generations pay for their bailouts through inflation. Fear of hardship today only continues to multiply the damage future generations will have to deal with. (1)

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡🔘

I'm hardly a conspiracist. But this is a warning to be heeded coming from a guy who wrote a really gross op-ed endorsing police state tactics during the Trucker Convoy.The use of the Emergencies Act, you will remember, was considered unreasonable by a judicial review.Mark Carney's incredibly shabby democratic credentials are on full display here. Don't expect anything pretty to come of this declaration. (3)

Angriness: 😡😡😡🔘🔘

Yeah no one is really sure about the fixed election date law and if they could just cruise past it without an issue. They definitely can't get past the 5 year law. That's in the constitution.I don't know what if any "emergency" powers would allow the government to circumvent parliament's ability to approve spending either. The government doesn't have enough money to operate indefinitely without parliament resuming and all the parties, the NDP now included, have made it clear they intend to bring down the government at the earliest opportunity. (2)

I think it might be possible to say that an International Emergency might give them the authority to appropriate funds (see Section 30) but that would set up a constitutional crisis. Parliament could also revoke the emergency. (2)

Biggest Lolcow: /u/TaxCurious121

Score: 🐮🔘🔘🔘🔘

Number of comments: 2

Average angriness: 🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘

Maximum angriness: 😡😡😡🔘🔘

Minimum angriness: 🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘

NEW: Subscribe to /h/miners to see untapped drama veins, ripe for mining! :marseyminer:

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Music Thread :marseyjamming:
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  • X : TIL Ariana is Pakistani
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EFFORTPOST GOOD post :drafts: There is a theory that Ariana Grande broke up two marriages to be with Ethan Slater (UGLY!) because he looks just like her brother. Is this true? Let's look at the evidence :marseydetective:

In case you've been living under a rock, Ariana Grande, pop singer superstar and current actress in the movie Wicked, destroyed two marriages to be with this very ugly looking man named Ethan Slater:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736803812HRrexVvmTS9xrw.webp

She was married to this man, Dalton Gomez, when she had an affair with Ethan:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736803812ICN-4dNSe4XbRg.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736803814vzyX8NA-XWRmxw.webp

(There aren't a lot of pictures of Dolton, since he was pretty low key, but he's way better looking than Ethan)

Ethan was also married during this affair. Ethan's wife and him had been together since high school. His wife had just given birth, and it was a high risk pregnancy as well. The sick thing is that apparently Ari met Ethan's wife and even held their newborn baby while this affair was secretly happening and the wife had zero clue. Here's what Ethan's wife looked like:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17368038130TwEvg_uYPpMGQ.webp

We could talk about what huge piece of crap Ariana and Ethan are for being selfish and not thinking about how they were destroying two families. But I don't really care about that right now. Instead, I want to talk about why Ariana FREAKING Grande decided to be a homewrecker for such an ugly guy. I mean look at him:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736803813qpnPq-HiBbsMUg.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736803813zoPLvyWDHk8Pvw.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736803813qUsjJJi9qXW1Vg.webp

:marseydisgust: :marseypuke: :marseypuke: :marseypuke: :marseypuke:

The thing is, even Ari's die hard fans do not like Ethan and don't understand why someone as hot as her would ruin her reputation for such an uggo. It would be one thing if he was mega rich or talented, but he's neither of those things, his biggest role before Wicked was playing freaking Sponge Bob in some musical. Ethan's wife was the breadwinner and making more money than Ethan. And if you're thinking "Well maybe he's super charismatic!", he isn't. You can look up interviews with him, he has zero charm or charisma.

Everyone was confused, until someone pointed out something disturbing. Ethan Slater looks exactly like Ariana's brother, Frankie Grande. And I don't mean they kind of look alike, I mean they look like twins separated from birth. See for yourself:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736803813kvkR7lhMhPMAUA.webp

Ethan on the left, Frankie on the right.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736803813_AQnoz6vm6BFlQ.webp

Frankie on the left, Ethan on the right

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736803813IGX6Oqw88M0hfQ.webp

Someone decided to only photoshop Ethan's hair on Frankie. Ethan on the right, Frankie on the left.

For those who are unaware, Ariana and Frankie are super close. They are BFFs and Ari has made it no secret that she cares about Frankie more than just about anyone in her life. With that in mind, it kind of makes sense, in a sick sort of way. Ari can't frick her brother (He's literally gay so he's not interested in her even if they both wanted to act like they're from Alabama :marseyflagalabama:) so what does she do? She goes for someone who looks just like him, but isn't related!

Obviously we can't say for sure that this is why Ari went for Ethan. But it is the theory that makes the most sense, seeing as how Ethan has zero other redeeming qualities. This theory has gained so much popularity that people have started noticing that Frankie has recently changed up his hair and makeup, in a possible attempt to make himself look more different from Ethan:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736803814TwiVLcc1tkvLdA.webp

Idk how well it's working, they both look related still lol

What does rDrama think? Is Ari subconsciously trying to get with her brother, or it just a coincidence? Either way, ever since Ari has been with him, her looks have downgraded:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736803814FsMfEL8cukS3fw.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736805504Ys6RuE5hGdrwIg.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736805504i3ZekceD6Nut8g.webp

:marseydisgust:

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Palantir's Peculiar Sales-Pitch

trans lives matter this savage review is for @neoliberalism_is_punk_af I haven't read this book and my main take on Palantir is that it's actually Oracle but somehow convinced the world it's SPECTRE

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Hurricane, the most decorated dog in US history who took down White House intruder, dies at 16 :marseylibations: :marseycry:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739984662TneAFQ_K5WHDGQ.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739984662II5hbbiUeuhXrQ.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739984739RgHUs3LwL8_80A.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739984754gLcf6lD_kleaPw.webp

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Adding more drama

This is why I physically assault any ford driver I encounter who's smaller than me

https://old.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/1ihnitn/rcyberstuck_user_posts_video_title_refers_to/maylnhq/?context=8

Then they should sell it and buy another car as quickly as they can. I'm sure busted windows and spray painted peepees and swastikas can drive the value down, if the rain hasn't already.

https://old.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/1ihnitn/rcyberstuck_user_posts_video_title_refers_to/maylo0k/?context=8

If you bought a Tesla in the past two years, you deserve it.

https://old.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/1ihnitn/rcyberstuck_user_posts_video_title_refers_to/maynurt/?context=8

Yes. People sell cars all the time. It's totally normal. You can sell a car you still make payments on. It's not a hard thing to do.

https://old.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/1ihnitn/rcyberstuck_user_posts_video_title_refers_to/mayq8z2/?context=8

Dude. They're Nazis trying to monopolize the market. We should absolutely not be supporting them as Americans regardless of your views on electric cars. We don't need Elon for that.

https://old.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/1ihnitn/rcyberstuck_user_posts_video_title_refers_to/mayqiyp/?context=8

I'm very sus of people who still have their Teslas.

why?

https://old.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/1ihnitn/rcyberstuck_user_posts_video_title_refers_to/maykyqk/?context=8

That virtue isn't going to signal itself

https://old.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/1ihnitn/rcyberstuck_user_posts_video_title_refers_to/maylzeo/?context=8

Ford was an actual nazi. Does that mean everyone driving a ford is one too?

https://old.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/1ihnitn/rcyberstuck_user_posts_video_title_refers_to/maysme9/?context=8

Nobody who bought a Tesla is struggling lmao the base model is $42k.

https://old.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/1ihnitn/rcyberstuck_user_posts_video_title_refers_to/maywlo0/?context=8

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!neolibs wtf lol

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Do ewoks feel pain? God i hope so

https://store.steampowered.com/app/864160/BEA_Walker/

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Comments are fun. The usual 'muh NHS', and a bit of cope, though I agree that Reform needs a looot more votes. Their base is spread out - Lib Demons got 71 seats to their 5 despite 600k fewer votes.

!chuds

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Article

https://nypost.com/2025/02/13/us-news/nyc-high-school-teacher-launches-unhinged-anti-trump-tirade-at-student-in-leaked-audio/

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Let's see what the youth of Brazil are up to :marseyitsoverbrasileiro:

Boy who injected himself with a crushed butterfly mixed with water 'for online challenge' suffered horrific seven-day slow death, it is revealed - with the insect's toxins feared to be the cause of death

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739980899VeCwn2DxfSBXoQ.webp

The fourteen-year-old boy who died after injecting himself with a crushed butterfly suffered agonising symptoms for seven days before he died, local media reports.

Davi Nunes Moreira, 14, died in hospital in Planalto, Brazil last Thursday after telling staff he had injected a solution made of crushed butterfly into his leg.

Believed to have carried out the dangerous procedure as part of an 'online challenge', Moreira began vomiting and struggled to walk before admitting his mistake.

The youngster was taken into hospital by his father and remained in the Vitória da Conquista general hospital for a week, receiving specialised support, before he died.


Last April, an online influencer from Brazil nearly required amputation after taking part in an ill-advised viral trend for her two million followers.

'Thammy MC' was left unable to walk after standing in a bucket of ice and salt for an online 'dare' that turned her feet black and nearly required the amputation of her toes.

'We spent 15 minutes with our feet on the ice with coarse salt,' she said, recounting the horror.

'When I took my foot out I never felt such pain in my life. Three of my toes had turned black when it came out of the ice bucket.'

Thammy was treated at a clinic where she was told she was at risk of thrombosis, and that she could have developed necrosis had she remained in the ice another minute.

Unable to put any pressure on her feet, she said she now gets around the house by being dragged around in a garden chair by her mother, who pushes her from room to room.


Be sure to check in later for more Brazil news.

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Elon Musk wants to get rid of OSHA and weekends

					
					

https://old.reddit.com/r/jobs/comments/1il7ora/elon_musk_wants_to_get_rid_of_osha_and_weekends/mbsqqhc/?context=8

:marseyreportmaxxer#:

>I am surviving just to see the day where he gets the Mussolini treatment

>I am surviving

:mjlol:


https://old.reddit.com/r/jobs/comments/1il7ora/elon_musk_wants_to_get_rid_of_osha_and_weekends/mbsm2n9/?context=8


Redditoids advocate civil war lol:

https://old.reddit.com/r/jobs/comments/1il7ora/elon_musk_wants_to_get_rid_of_osha_and_weekends/mbskp0z/?context=8


2024 was rigged confirmed:

https://old.reddit.com/r/jobs/comments/1il7ora/elon_musk_wants_to_get_rid_of_osha_and_weekends/mbsi0jn/?context=8


https://old.reddit.com/r/jobs/comments/1il7ora/elon_musk_wants_to_get_rid_of_osha_and_weekends/mbsqur9/?context=8


Umm source? :soyjakcobson:

https://old.reddit.com/r/jobs/comments/1il7ora/elon_musk_wants_to_get_rid_of_osha_and_weekends/mbsk4jz/?context=8


https://old.reddit.com/r/jobs/comments/1il7ora/elon_musk_wants_to_get_rid_of_osha_and_weekends/mbskm8l/?context=8

No stupid Redditor, weekends are biology


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Jannies - who regularly ban and block thousands of users - are big mad that a regular of /r/ModSupport is mass blocking them so they can't reply to his comments :marseydarkxd: :marseykneel: :marseyjannygenocide:

					
					

Meant to post this yesterday. It's been gigajannied since, so here's the text

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738559902Yri9wAtUviYGjQ.webp

To be clear, there's no chad here :marseyitsover: Everyone is pathetic. But it's still funny to see this tactic used on them.

Who is the user that is blocking everyone to reply

he's a mod of nationalparks sub

:marseysquint: So it's this janny: /u/magiccitybhm

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738560428bUkUJYiQhuta1w.webp

Is that a ModSupport Helper level 5 badge? :soyjakwow: :!soyjakfat:

For some reason ( :marseyautismchonker: :marseyneet: ) there's a lot of jannies like this in ModSupport. They mod some random subs, then make it their life's work to reply all day in ModSupport.

Jannies explain why his mass blocking is problematic

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738561159c0U_T4VeD3zoSQ.webp :#marseytroublemaker:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738561160MSArM9fsyA8wkA.webp :#marseytroll:

So if you block enough users, especially in a small sub or a sub like ModSupport where the same couple dozen jannies are in every thread, you can shut them out from a lot of the heckin discourse :marseysoycry:

It's honestly such an r-slured feature :marseydicklet: We should implement it for rDrama :bigsmilesoyjak:


Power janny ohhyouknow sneed

https://old.reddit.com/r/ModSupport/comments/1iff9jz/a_user_in_this_group_has_so_many_people_blocked/mah8x2a/?context=8

Bardfinn weighs in :marseyexcitedgif:

https://old.reddit.com/r/ModSupport/comments/1iff9jz/a_user_in_this_group_has_so_many_people_blocked/mahwavb/?context=8

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738561160eGbe-vpHDScZxg.webp

:#marseyxesright:

!jannies discuss

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Nathan from data-driven Election Truth Alliance (ETA), who has a background in cybersecurity, provides an overview of the research and analysis ETA has conducted on the questionable 2024 elections. At 13:09 he is asked what percentage of people does ETA believe actually voted for Harris. Nathan responds that based on their analysis, Harris would have won at least 5 swing states and would have had about 70% of the popular vote (had the election results not been tampered with).

Give ETA some love and support:

AT LEAST 5 SWING STATES

70% POPULAR VOTE

:marseygiv#eup:

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Babies!

Brock is so cute! Triana is the sleepiest babe!

!animalposters !cats

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Honestly frick this guy too

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739656863-Rex-TdJkE9koQ.webp

https://media.tenor.com/NmmbnyUeBTIAAAAx/spider-man-i-guess-you-havent-heard.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739656863oXOPN3LTwguKNw.webp

I don't get why it's so hard to just let someone be alone and in love.

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Do not delet blizzard application :marseyappicon: Saar DO NOT DELET
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This is what redditards actually believe

					
					
					
	

				
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I would watch it

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