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whyareyou
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Reddit protest pic.twitter.com/K5Zk9nOtGF
— Reddit Lies (@reddit_lies) February 5, 2025
- Grue : This too shall pass.
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!catholics !christians happy Sixth Sunday in Ordinary Time!
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First Reading
Thus says the LORD:
Cursed is the one who trusts in human beings,
who seeks his strength in flesh,
whose heart turns away from the LORD.
He is like a barren bush in the desert
that enjoys no change of season,
but stands in a lava waste,
a salt and empty earth.
Blessed is the one who trusts in the LORD,
whose hope is the LORD.
He is like a tree planted beside the waters
that stretches out its roots to the stream:
it fears not the heat when it comes;
its leaves stay green;
in the year of drought it shows no distress,
but still bears fruit.
-Jeremiah 17:5-8
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Responsorial Psalm
R (40:5a) Blessed are they who hope in the Lord.
Blessed the man who follows not
the counsel of the wicked,
nor walks in the way of sinners,
nor sits in the company of the insolent,
but delights in the law of the LORD
and meditates on his law day and night.
R Blessed are they who hope in the Lord.
He is like a tree
planted near running water,
that yields its fruit in due season,
and whose leaves never fade.
Whatever he does, prospers.
R Blessed are they who hope in the Lord.
Not so the wicked, not so;
they are like chaff which the wind drives away.
For the LORD watches over the way of the just,
but the way of the wicked vanishes.
R Blessed are they who hope in the Lord.\
-Psalms 1:1-2, 3, 4 & 6
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Second Reading
Brothers and sisters:
If Christ is preached as raised from the dead,
how can some among you say there is no resurrection of the dead?
If the dead are not raised, neither has Christ been raised,
and if Christ has not been raised, your faith is vain;
you are still in your sins.
Then those who have fallen asleep in Christ have perished.
If for this life only we have hoped in Christ,
we are the most pitiable people of all.
But now Christ has been raised from the dead,
the first fruits of those who have fallen asleep.
-1 @Nightcrawler s 15:12, 16-20
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Alleluia
R. Alleluia, alleluia.
Rejoice and be glad;
your reward will be great in heaven.
R. Alleluia, alleluia.
-Luke 6:23
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Gospel
Jesus came down with the Twelve
and stood on a stretch of level ground
with a great crowd of his disciples
and a large number of the people
from all Judea and Jerusalem
and the coastal region of Tyre and Sidon.
And raising his eyes toward his disciples he said:
"Blessed are you who are poor,
for the kingdom of God is yours.
Blessed are you who are now hungry,
for you will be satisfied.
Blessed are you who are now weeping,
for you will laugh.
Blessed are you when people hate you,
and when they exclude and insult you,
and denounce your name as evil
on account of the Son of Man.
Rejoice and leap for joy on that day!
Behold, your reward will be great in heaven.
For their ancestors treated the prophets in the same way.
But woe to you who are rich,
for you have received your consolation.
Woe to you who are filled now,
for you will be hungry.
Woe to you who laugh now,
for you will grieve and weep.
Woe to you when all speak well of you,
for their ancestors treated the false prophets in this way."
-Luke 6:17, 20-26
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I find it interesting how famous the Beatitudes are, while what I will now dub the "Reverse Beatitudes" are rarely spoken of. "Woe to you" is not a phrase most people associate with Jesus. "Cursed is the one who trusts in human beings." I think the point is that mortal success is no proof of divine favor or personal holiness, and thus to take pride in such things is foolish.
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REPORTER: *asks dumb question*
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) February 10, 2025
TRUMP: “I don’t know what you’re talking about and neither do you. Who are you with?”
REPORTER: “HuffPost”
TRUMP: “I thought they died.” 🤣 pic.twitter.com/B14XtHkYhD
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😉#SonicTheHedgehog #SonicIDW #SilverTheHedgehog #WhisperTheWolf #tanglethelemur #SilverxWhisper #WhisperxSilver #Silvisper #Whispilver pic.twitter.com/VWxfwcb1rr
— Draws (@Drawzzzzzzz) February 9, 2025
Context: There's two characters that are comics only. Usually they're headcannoned as lesbians because of course they are. Silver is often seen with them, so some fan drew silver railing one of the female characters as the other watched lol.
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Silicon Valley built the modern world.
— John Shedletsky (@Shedletsky) February 3, 2025
Why shouldn't we run it?
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they are playing with people’s lives as a fucking joke https://t.co/PbqMW9yTzP
— fat!so? (@fatfabfeminist) February 14, 2025
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Most Based Comments
Basedness: 🔥🔥🔥🔘🔘
Trav and Taylor are trumpers girl (698)
Taylor may have secretly voted for Trump idk her mind. But she openly campaigned for Harris so 🤷🏼♀️ (14)
Basedness: 🔥🔥🔘🔘🔘
NFL players of all races lean very conservative. Remember this is a sport that has had ONE openly gay active player in its entire history, It's not exactly known for its progressivism and tolerance. There are only a couple of vocally liberal players and a whole lot more far-right ones who stay relatively quiet. (743)
Basedness: 🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘
Compare this to the Eagles and Jalen hurts attitude towards him. I don't know anything about sports except that I want the chiefs to lose this. (983)
What did Jalen say about him? I can't find anything about it. (14)
Angriest Comments
Angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡
Let's stop pretending Taylor is some kind of helpless baby who's trapped in this relationship - she's obviously fine with dating a Trump supporter. She's a typical billionaire who's insulated from everything that's happening and about to happen to America and idk why she gets special treatment. (7874)
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I'll likely be downmarseyd for this but this is just your standard straight down the middle athlete answer during media week, if you have a problem with the answer [which is fair] then it's less about him as an individual and more about the NFL's media training and stance as a whole. The same journ*list asked everyone else the same question on both teams and they all answered pretty much the same. They do it to create as little headlines and distractions as possible before the big game. The only reason this may get more attention despite a similar neutral answer to everyone else is because of the TS connection.We have seen Trump speak negatively on both Travis and Taylor previously. As someone who isn't much of a fan of his or the Chiefs he's publicly supported and advocated for causes and groups that are diametrically opposed to Trump. Whether it be Kelce's public stance on guns, LGBT rights, BLM movement or vaccination. There is also a podcast appearance where he says Trump is racis... (766)
Angriness: 😡😡😡🔘🔘
Biggest Lolcow: /u/prettybunbun
Score: 🐮🐮🔘🔘🔘
Number of comments: 5
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nobody who loves these kids has made them sound cooler than wired has made them sound while trying to destroy them pic.twitter.com/6IAFBog6lu
— Mike Solana (@micsolana) February 6, 2025
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My Chud feed is out of control! Of all the videos it could have shown me, they could choose this one lol... Surprisingly though, not many noticers as I think they were drowned out by all the women arguing with one another.
1. "you mean plating a meal... not cooking"
"she didn't say she made it"
posts screenshot of the video clearly stating that she made it
2. "making lunch... LOL!"
"be nice... we should support our fellow Moms"
"you must have raised her!"
3. "I can't even watch this... so unhealthy"
"Okay Karen"
"you don't even look like you eat healthy!"
4. "maybe learn to wash dishes first..."
"who are you to talk? flat back Betty!"
5. "I'm Asian and I think this is okay"
"then you not real Asian"
6.
"is that paper plates..."
"most women in the USA work, hence the paper plates"
"you lazy F*cks..."
Noticer 1. "I want to see her kids..."
Noticer 2. "watermelon... chicken... NEVER has the kids in her videos... I'm noticing!"
"racist"
(Soy) Noticer 3. "this is the most racist video I've seen all day!"
"I was looking for Kool Aid and grape soda"
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Dear God. James Shupe has hanged himself a month after receiving vaginoplasty pic.twitter.com/VKJh1bxruY
— Graham Linehan 🎗️ (@Glinner) February 11, 2025
here is an interview with him (which i didnt watch)...
suicide note (didnt read) but apparently he was mad at Elon...
https://zerodoesntsleep.substack.com/p/vet-found-hanging-draped-in-trans
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I have something I need to tell you
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I said what i said. Its the best and the only language i know. Cstrags and rustards can suck my peepee, sincerely - Lil B
- The10thMan : Ping refund
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SKINNY SKINNY TUMMY
I could have that seen that live in person, she'd probably be all sweaty dancing around on stage and shit
FRICK
!petitelovers !skinny
I'm not pinging coomers cause I already wasted 610 coins on a post I had to delete
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Darklands Series
2 - Darklands LP Part II: Charles Bronson Edition
3 - Darklands LP III: Nuns and Coins
4 - Darklands LP Ep IV: Introduction to Equipment & Combat
5 - Darklands LP Part V: We finally briefly go out into the dark lands
6 - Darklands LP VI: We actually start a quest!
7 - Darklands LP VII: We reach our destination
8 - Darklands LP VIII: Raubritter confrontation & learning how combat works
9 - Darklands LP IX: I'm not giving you my goddarn alchemical materials
10 - Darklands LP X: We actually do some alchemy!
11 - Darklands LP XI: The Main Plot
12 - Darklands LP XII: Halloween Edition
13 - Darklands LP XIII: Detour
Episode XIV
We're headed toward Denmark to attack the Fortress Monastery, but we're going to run into a few things along the way.
The Castle
I stop by a castle. Let's see what's going on here. (I love the artwork in this game so much it's unreal.)
Well I can't let this continue. I ain't Scheherazade but let's see if I can convince this wicked lord to change his evil ways.
These peepeeheads won't even let me in to confront him!
I guess we're gonna have to do this the hard way.
Note that there are other saints who can get you up there in different ways. Like levitation.
The castle guards like using their bows. Fine. I'll just shoot back. My guys need some practice.
Since we're in a fairly large castle, we go into non-combat mode until the next time one of them sees us. Time to search the place. These fights get kind of annoying because only one person can go through a doorway at a time. So you have to wait your first guy to get through before you send your second. But this will be of tactical importance in certain situations, like in the Fortress Monastery.
This is the main gate. If we had blasted our way through with a potion we would had have started out here. We could also retreat through it if we wanted to, but we're doing fine.
Frick this. I've searched almost every room and I can't find the castle lord. I'm getting bored. (This virtually never happens btw, this is just incredibly bad luck.) I'm out of here.
Back on the road. I run into another one of those corrupt Dominican friars peddling indulgences. Remember how last time I had St. Dominic himself set him straight? This time I'll use another saint, one who is against church corruption in general.
It's incredible how much content there is in this game. I'm still finding new stuff that I've never seen before.
A Mid-game Quest
Uh oh. WTF is going on here? Suddenly the normal travel music is replaced by something really ominous.
It's probably some MMO tard who likes flying around on dragons in Guild Wars 2 or whatever.
Goddammit this is gonna cost me so much.
old hags cackle as they stuff carrion into a filthy leather sack
That's just an ordinary thing you see every day in Portland.
Pagans. I hate these guys... er... girls.
Dammit! I'll definitely need to go replace my equipment after this.
This is what happens when you piss off /r/witches_vs_patriarchy.
Notice how many choices this game gives you when you run into a problem.
Finally we found him. I think we've got him now.
I try to reason with the dragon. I doubt this will work as dragons are satanic beings. But who knows? Maybe they just got a bad rap?
I knew it. Okay, we're dealing with a dragon here so when combat starts it's time for everyone to take a Flamewall potion for protection. Also Hardarmor and Strongedge to improve the weapons of Sasha and Nathan. (Since Yuna and I use impact weapons we would need Greatpower instead and somehow I neglected to make any of those.)
Just to make sure we're protected from flames I also implore St. Polycarp for some help. (He was burned at the stake for refusing to burn incense for the Roman Emperor.)
Or as we call him in Marseyese:
I have everyone take a missile shot and then just charge this bastard.
Redactor is getting the heck beaten out of him. Better take an Essence o' Grace potion just to be sure he isn't killed. And a New Wind to restore some endurance since he was about to fall. That 19 point hit must be Nathan using his alchemically enhanced halberd. Normally it's not great at penetration, but with Strongedge it is and it inflicts massive damage.
We cut through him pretty fast. I dunno if that's a bug or we're really that good. I guess I did do everything possible to prepare for fighting a dragon. St. Polycarp especially gives you a huge advantage. Just pretend that was a really epic fight.
Fame 216: Good reputation!
We're gonna have to stop singing this song now:
And we've got 100 florins now if we need to buy anything.
Meta
Next time I really will go to the Fortress Monastery. I just wanted you to see one of the more complex mid-game quests, but it was a bit disappointing. There's a lot more dragon-related encounters you can have while searching for it. We just happened to run into him early.
I had to go all the way from Bohemia to the outskirts of Koln to bring this quest to you. The things I do for you people.