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DAE burp and be like WTH I didn't eat anything with limes like WTF?!!!

A mystery for the ages... :#marseyghost: :#marseyscared:

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/r/redscarepod bickering over Elon Musk and DOGE

					
					

Elon Musk is ugly so I can't support him but where did all these libs come from? Redscarepod subreddit just looks like a default sub now lol.

https://old.reddit.com/r/redscarepod/comments/1ih42qe/comment/mau5sbk?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/redscarepod/comments/1ih42qe/comment/mau9ztw?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/redscarepod/comments/1ih42qe/comment/maudw3j?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/redscarepod/comments/1ih42qe/comment/mau3dm9?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/redscarepod/comments/1ih42qe/comment/mauepn7?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/redscarepod/comments/1ih42qe/comment/maud7le?context=8

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Basically the title- how does one go about suing a non-elected rodent-adjacent party who has compromised the entire country's personal data? Edit: thanks all, looks like we're calling reps and beating our phone-anxiety down through sheer rage. I'd like to say something positive like "we've got this, ladies!" But best I can do is team-based void screaming. :marseywitchtriggered:

https://media.tenor.com/LNAHDmket0QAAAAx/axanar-alecpeters-axagifs-sue-lawsuit-axamonitor.webp

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President Trump has ordered that all federal DEI employees be placed on leave no later than Wednesday at 5pm ET :!soycry:

!chuds

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737513502Xu1pY9q3hXBUqA.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737513502HEihp2bfBjwt1Q.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/173751350262yONMIhV3j3Ew.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737513503YQJWYxcp26tKdQ.webp

:#mjlol:

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Is Disney responsible for poor reception of Star Wars? No, its actually the fans fault

					
					

Skeleton Crew has the lowest viewing numbers of all the Star Wars shows, despite being better than pretty much all other shows not named Andor. And then speaking of Andor, it's viewership was similarly poor when compared to The Mandalorian, Ahsoka, Kenobi, Boba Fett, and the rest of the "let's smash SW toys together" slop.

Thank goodness Andor was secured as 2 season out of the gate or we'd never get a Season 2. So that begs the question, why do you reject actually good Star Wars but the eat up the slop and complain about it after? Are you really only pleased with cheap nostalgia? Do you need a Skywalker shoved into every story? Must we be stuck in Empire v. Rebels for eternity?

You are enjoying it wrong, I bet this nerd uses the term Media Literacy.

The effect you're seeing is not a judgement on current content. This is the business equivalent of sons paying for the sins of their fathers and grandfathers.

Franchises like Star Wars or Marvel cannot forever rest on their laurels. There has to be an urgency to make the best content at every opportunity. The fall currently happening is not the result of just The Acolyte. Star Wars has been stumbling more often than not over the last few years and each stumble erodes the trust in the brand. You can't suddenly re-establish the trust in one move.

They have years of rebuilding ahead of them and hopefully the leadership is reassessing what works well and what doesn't.

I gave up on watching every Star Wars show long ago. And that premise for Skeleton Crew just didn't seem that interesting. Most of the recent Star Wars shows besides Andor have been mid at best so there just didn't seem to be any need to check this out.

You can really tell the Disney shill money has run out as this is upmarseyd

Star wars fans. Darn them.

They ruined Star Wars!

You Star Wars fans are a contentious people

YOU JUST MADE AN ENEMY FOR LIFE!

I know its just reddit humor that gets repeated ad nauseum but its kind of nice seeing people make fun of OP.

Star wars fans. Darn them.

They ruined Star Wars!

In the eighties and nineties I was probably in the top 10 percent of SW fans. Slowly fell back the curve with the second and third trilogy.

The Disney puked out so much content I can barely remember all the shows and movies names. Part of the story is in cartoons, part in games. I just can't keep up with SW and life with 24 hours per day.

The original feeling has been diluted, some content is better than other but certainly different from what was back then. So yes nostalgia is certainly a factor for me.

Every time there's scarcity of what I love, I wait with anticipation and once the moment arrives I try to enjoy every second of it. That's not the case anymore with SW, so I just wait and if I eventually start noticing a lot of positive comments about something, I got it. Happened with Andor and Rogue one.

It kinda feels like you are ignoring the absolute plethora of Star Wars content released after the Originals and how many duds and downright awful stuff was in there.

People love to put on rose colored glasses when looking back, but it's really not been any different except for the existence of social media.

In some ways it was easier to keep up and no one expected you to read everything.

Why do you think the problem is members of the STAR WARS subreddit...? You're speaking to a group that will almost certainly have seen this show.

The problem is advertising and marketing. Which is a problem that isn't going to be remedied by your rent here.

Yeah OP is just preaching to the choir here

Theres a large percentage of people in this sub that openly admit they haven't watched anything since season 1 of Mando.

So? You can still be a Star Wars fan and not watch every bit of content released, maybe they just really like the movies or the first trilogy, etc. It seems divisive to act like the Disney+ shows are required watching to call yourself a Star Wars fan.

Must consume slop

I'm sorry, I didn't knew I was responsible of the acolyte, mando S3, Kenobi, bobf that ended up so bad my interest in the franchise wasn't as high.

Oh also I'm responsible for the lack of marketing this show had for the casual public.

I'm truly sorry, sw is failing because of us, not the bad management of the franchise by Lucasfilm.

All we're asking is for you to eat multiple shit sandwiches and say how good the bread is.

asking? No, OP and Disney are DEMANDING.

How dare you turn your back on these shit sandwiches, you're not a true S(hit)W(ich) fan

Nobody hates a ShitWich as much as a true SW fan.

Yeah I am burned out on Star Wars media. I really don't care if this one is great or whatever, I am done with Disney's shitty handling of the IP.

Sorry guys, we are responsible for all of this

My thoughts exactly. I used to read all the books, comics, listen to the audio dramas…

Now I just don't care anymore.

After the awful string of BOBF-Kenobi-Mando season 3-acolyte (excluding bad batch, andor, and some of the tales series), I was ready to put down live action Star Wars for a bit. The word of mouth was so good from my irl friends, especially from my friends who've really soured in the franchise, that I was pleasantly surprised when the kid-centered suburban space goonies show was thoroughly entertaining. Disney did this to Lucasfilm through poor management, there's no reason Skelton crew should be as good as it is when they phoned in their cash cow of modern Star Wars of Mando season 3

Why is everyone saying this. Specifically this. What about Ahsoka? Are you leaving it out bc you liked it or bc it's forgettable.

As far as I'm concerned the only thing wrong so far was the Acolyte. If you removed Leslie, Amanda, and all them space witches. And Had Qimir as the villain with Plageus as his master that would have been amazing.

Andor A+ Bad Batch A+ BoBF B+ Kenobi B Mando S3 B- Ahsoka B- Acolyte D

I'd call that oversaturated. Regardless of the quality. If these covered 8 to 10 years we wouldn't be complaining as much. We have too much frame of reference

Lmao most of what you listed is a C at best, cmon dude

For a bunch of turbo nerds who talk about Star Wars on Reddit they are surprisingly sane.

You know blaming the people not watching the show is probably not going to convince them to watch the show.

What are they going to do, not watch the show? j/k

Seriously though, Disney has done a pretty terrible job of promoting things lately. Whatever the current Sar Wars/MCU show is, should always be front and center on Disney+. I already know about it and it's still annoying to have to tab through 4-5 pages of other shows before I can find it.

Even on the top of the page where it scrolls they always have skeleton crew as the 4th or 5th tab. The finale was the only time they had it up front.

Had to ruin that warm fuzzy feeling I was having with that j/k

Poor Star Wars is responsible for me not watching Skeleton Crew.

Frick outta here with this bullshittery.

Op is literally the consume product meme

:#marseywereback:

You realize the "slop" coming before the "good shows" is probably why the good shows didn't get much viewership, right?

Disney produced so much "slop" that people got tired of it and didn't bother to watch the newer stuff. The same thing happened with the MCU.

You say that, but the next time some slop with a flashy lightsaber or a recognizable character comes out people are going to go watch it.

I mean, Acolyte's viewership was also dismal (just not quite as bad).

The only way to save Star Wars is for Disney's projects to all flop long enough for them to put everything on pause and take a long, hard, self-evaluation. Even making mediocre shows, which would be an improvement, will not bring the disillusioned fans back.

Fair point at least with the final numbers it was very small. I'm not arguing against the idea that the TV show content has not been very good. It's certainly hard to motivate people to watch the good stuff and encourage Disney to keep making more of it when there is a lot of cheap and bad stuff, too. It does seem the fan base gets divided. I prefer more Andor-like stuff, but a fair amount of people don't want "adult Star Wars" or Star Wars without lightsabers. I would love it if the good shows got rewarded while the mediocre shows didn't, but outside of some shows most people seem very divided on reception.

Yes, at the cost of the long-term future of the franchise. Fewer and fewer people will see it each time some slop like this comes out, and eventually no matter how many original characters or fancy graphics or space battles will ever fix it.

:#marseywerebackyall:

Jfc could you come off anymore patronizing? Will this sub ever handle the fact that people have different interests? I tried Skeleton Crew and just couldn't get into it. Its as simple as that.

Who did? It's a children's show made for children to watch without parents, so there isn't even any cheeky humor you'd expect of a family watch show.

Also Disney are barely putting any money into advertising it, since they have a bias against spending money on advertising original content.

Now that the word r-slur is coming back into vogue, I hope calling OP a :#flamingfaggot: comes back. Also I swear we had a marsey that was just a pile of brown sticks with the marsey face on it.

Attacking people and calling the things they liked "slop" is not going to get them to come around to your side.

Like it or not, the majority of star wars fans like action and light saber battles. Disney's streaming model is flawed, it only counts viewership and not audience reception. It's not possible to make back their budgets when we are already paying a monthly fee to get everything. That isn't our fault, it's theirs. An obscure show set in the Star Wars universe is not going to pull the number of eyeballs a show about Obi-Wan Kenobi is, and it's dumb to expect it to. Some of this stuff needs to be allowed to be small and build a fanbase of dedicated fans, rather than everything needing to have an unsustainable amount of views.

As soon as streaming services figure out how to charge us for "premium" content it'll be game over for getting the entire library for one price.

If that was profitable they's have already done it

Exactly, I don't care how good something ends up being I'm not jumping through multiple paywalls to access it.

Maybe they can build places where we can gather and watch the premium content on a giant screen. They could sell us popcorn and soda and make even more money on concessions.

I don't think Orange Man could cure redditors of not being funny, but he does seem to be curing them of sucking off slop.

Poor quality Star Wars fims and oversaturation of low quality Star Wars shows is the reason for low viewership. Movies need to be great to pull the masses in and retain existing fanbase and the shows need to be consistently high quality with more time between them.

They need to pull back for a little while and come back strong.

SW fatigue is very real, we are at the stage where people like me who would normally tune in are overwhelmed with a sense of apathy. Right now, my interest is the lowest it's ever been

There is no coming back from the sequel trilogy. No matter what they do, Luke will still die a pathetic hermit who used too much of the force to create a hologram

The Last Jedi is good, and Luke's arc is good.

We're just going to keep pretending that a guy in a religion of peace using such immense power to project himself across space to kick someone's butt without actually resorting to violence is bad, I guess.

Or that, after learning all about this religion of peace, got disillusioned with it after learning how shitty and hypocritical the Jedi were is bad, I guess.

Religion of Peace? I don't remember him driving a truck through a Christmas Market. :#marseymuslimahitsover:

No. Star Wars is responsible for poor Star Wars

People are starting to tap out. Can't blame anyone but Disney.

No it's your fault for not consuming the slop!

Disney is responsible for poor Star Wars. I can only imagine how much more money they'd be making if they actually handled it properly from the beginning.

:#marseywereback:

So going by your post title, anyone who did not watch the very latest Star Wars show are responsible for the poor performance of previous Star Wars shows; how does that make any sense whatsoever...?

I really don't get the logic. Shouldn't it be the studio's responsibility to get fans interested in the project?

:#marseydisney:

Can't wait for the "get mad at the fans" meta to be retired.

Hey don't you want to watch book of boba Fett season 4 to see what happened to the glorf plotline in the acolyte season 2 featuring a character from the mandalorian season 4 who just entered in from Ashoka season 1??? Wait why are you running away I didn't explain how this really ties in to Reys childhood!

Disney fricked up when the Star Wars fans who regularly post to a star wars subreddit are making fun of them.

Really there isn't much drama, I just wanted to make fun of the OP for being the embodiment of :#marseydisney:

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Bay area rationalist death cult, or something? The Zizians

Not sure how many people follow the rationalist types but you probably have heard of or read stuff from Aella, a strangely neurodivergent self-described "whorelord" who loves using big data to do things like share her orgy planning performance.

https://old.reddit.com/r/bayarea/comments/1id8pd7/string_of_recent_killings_linked_to_bay_area/

https://sfist.com/2025/01/29/suspect-and-possible-cult-member-makes-court-appearance-in-vallejo-killing-as-further-links-revealed-to-other-murders/

I haven't gotten that much into it but looks like the homicidal members have a disturbingly common trait. Assigned male at birth, perhaps :marseyhmm:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17382777419ykSs4VwzCGnaA.webp

Somehow Republicans and Christians are involved

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738277670aJc_9CMtsb9CvA.webp

Although this group is based in the bay area (Vallejo mostly, I think) they're associated with murders in PA, VT (including a border patrol officer recently) and faking their deaths to avoid court.

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:marseywut3: :!marseyfoidretard:

Sometimes I get why oldies chose the politics they did. If these schizos were anything but an irrelevant minority seething into the void now I'd probably not be right leaning either. Yeah we didn't get anything from breaking their political backbone but I'd do it again just cause of how detestable these strags are.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738865920RZiAkFVrMcZekA.webp

Maybe we needed a cultural revolution.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738865920Rqd9k_XVvSvGYA.webp

>Seethes about marriages she isn't even invited to

Most gainfully employed kastu warrior

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738865920oOrWHY4_zJWihg.webp

:marseysipping:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738865921itVCCebwm2vhEA.webp

Still kind of nice to see even among her tarded followers half disagree.

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delayed, power out so I'm going out to lunch Making new badges for DKD events please hold

ETA 1-3 hours cuz occupied atm

!badgemaxxers

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I'm tired of having to get up to piss at night

It's always at least twice. I guess I'm getting old.

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Chapelle Roan says something supportive of :!marseytrain:s, :!marseytrain:s seethe about it in the comments.

					
					

Singer said some typical supportive stuff that included the phrase: "They will never take trans joy away". Joyless seething ensues.

Who the frick cares about "trans joy" or how it's really scary for you heccin vxlid guys right now. We have fricking nobody and nothing. No hate to chapppell personally, I just hate this stupid bullshit that this class of person is circulating. So out of their depth here. And maybe I'm just harping on the easy target because I can't do anything about the real problem, but it's still annoying.

:#marseyindignant:

It's designed and screened to satisfy her dipshit audience, which has no relevance to our community's well being as they are insta warriors

:#marseyfuckyou:

I love trans joy it's so fricking valid girlie

I'm so glad I get to be a :marseytrain:! everyone hates me just for existing, I get to lose out on my childhood, end up infertile and hate myself forever. what joy!

:#marseysoycrytremble:

couldn't be me. i hate her. she knows she has a huge platform and the safety net of being cis so she just parrots useless optimism. no one is looking out for us, especially not the fricking pop music industry

i do appreciate her for doing the bare minimum. but ngl she gets under my skin anyways. the whole divine feminine schtick and "doing drag but as a cis woman" irks me

More in the comments. Can't imagine why the trains are short on allies.

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EFFORTPOST Let's Play Civ4: Dawn of Civilization Cute twinks Part 2: Carthago Delenda Est

Happy continued Civilization IV week !g*mers :marseyexcited: We're playing the turboneurodivergent Dawn of Civilization mod that replicates world history. Following last game, we have just recently gone from the "Roman Kingdom" to the "Roman Empire" following the conquest of Greece. We control up to Byzantium (Constantinople).

The Persians (probably) razed Sfard so there's nothing left to conquer there. We need to settle one more city in Anatolia at some point. India (Gupta Empire) has a higher score than us but is behind us technologically. Persia (Achaemenid Empire) is very stable, prosperous, and more advanced than us.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736526194yYbBNJNJKvEtRQ.webp

Athens is a huge boon to us and a Great Person will be born there soon, either a Great Merchant or a Great Prophet. We need Currency for our first victory condition, so hopefully it's the Great Merchant. I decide to go ahead and research Law. If the GP turns out to be a Prophet we'll get Aesthetics which will put us a step closer to Architecture, one of the technologies we need to research first for the third victory condition.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736535820NXUmhg5R9AmT0A.webp

Law allows us to enable Citizenship

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736535820a1D3hRm7Ai4L7w.webp

The High Upkeep is going to suck when our empire gets big, but it will help a lot with getting buildings up for the "Bread and Circuses" victory condition. Hopefully the quick libraries will offset the cost of upkeep a little.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736535227Vu3m2rVwNPvkAQ.webp

Since Carthage opened borders with us when we were in a mutual war with Greece, we're able to spy on them a little. They control the Levant including Jerusalem and their original capital of Surru (Tyre) when they were the Phoenicians.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736535286-wyLfP3Ayfpdjg.webp

Surru is lightly defended, but I have to attack fast because the Phoenician Unique Power allows them to quickly raise mercenaries. They have a Silk Road trade route and built the Great Cothon there instead of Carthage so it will be a strong prize along with the holy city of Judaism.

While snooping around the area we establish contact with the Nubians

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736488669Pgh09_NevAQqMw.webp


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736536509MepRr6RgRujybA.webp

The Roman Empire is stable as heck. We have strongly booming economy (+9). The way economy works in RfC and DoC is based on commerce GROWTH. Not treasury gain, not commerce alone, but the amount of commerce (:marseycoin:) gained per cycle whether it be from citizens in cities working tiles or through trade.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736536510BkSLibp2-lclsg.webp

The coins and bigass money bags are units of commerce, also available through Trade Routes in the upper left (these show the cities we're trading with, right now Athens is trading with Carthagian cities). Athens is rich and we just built a Silver mine in Tarragona, so we're booming. The drawback is that if we can't sustain this growth we'll crash into a recession. Fortunately we also have very compatible civics for the Classical age (Domestic +8).

Most importantly, there is plenty of room to expand. Trade routes be darned, it's time for some Punic Wars :slimespartan:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736538178h-6-6UEXQBh8dw.webp

Surru falls. Even attacking over a river, our City Raider legion take out the defenders easily. The last troops are rushed mercenaries (the blue glow meaning they're so fresh they haven't even been promoted yet) and go down like a b-word.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736538597bbjHciU9uqgfKA.webp

Surru is great. The Silk Road trade route disappears once conquered and it's a little cramped next to Jerusalem, but The Great Cothon adds production to their coastal tiles and a Great Scientist is settled there.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736490740JU8N_ZZqfCSIGw.webp

Where Hannibal is successful is in harassing the shit out of our warships guarding the Iberia/Italy coast with a swarm of galleys. Motherlovers are like locusts :marseybee:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736540497Xn_0p-lJ1SDINA.webp

Our Great Person is born in Athens - it was 50/50 a Merchant or a Prophet and we got the Merchant (aka mercenary commander) Pubius Sittius. This will allow us to finish Currency quicker, allowing us to build Forums for our "Bread and Circuses" goal, with some additional spillover to Navigation. With Law and Currency we can now research Politics, one of the technologies required for the third victory condition. Persia, our chief technological rival, can't research this yet so we should be in good shape. If we can get a Great Prophet or Artist next we can blow through to Architecture.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736541964cO0k9xW1XBmxrA.webp

Jerusalem falls next. We now have access to Judaism, our first official religion, giving us access to religious buildings. We could convert to Judaism now, but that would be silly. Jerusalem also has a Great General settled in the city, which is neat, but probably can't be utilized that well because it's not a strong production center.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17364925724m1JHQOLey9dOg.webp

Somehow I missed this :marseydunce: but Carthage had also pulled the Nubians into war with us right after we invaded and they start to come for the Levant. Killing just a few of their dudes gets them back off with miniscule tribute.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736492731FOLE9zFspvhaOg.webp

Fine by me, I got more important shit to do.

Caption this:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736522821h-ZPNzXacMfJhA.webp


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736542641vRFXfKmJ3mrurg.webp

The Roman Empire has successfully conquered the Levant and Hannibal has successfully annoyed me enough with his boats. Great Generals are born in both Rome and Carthage, Gaius Marius in Rome and Hasdrubal Barca, brother of Hannibal in Yglgl. Generals can either join individual armies for a bonus and unique upgrades or be settled in a city (like the one in Jerusalem) for a +XP boost to all troops built there.

We come to an agreement. The Carthagians are sufficiently buckbroken now and willing to offer tribute. :handshake:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17365426412cWHz5w4X_EOSw.webp

We'll turn our attention back to Carthage eventually, but with these buttholes off our back we can benefit from a peace treaty and safely get our fishing ships back up along the coast.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736543293S5en-oFWferSkg.webp

We are now Very Stable with continued conquests and economic growth. We've pissed off the rest of the world a little, but oh well. There's still room to expand, and we have a large army stationed in the Levant. Where to? :hmm:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736559808RaSZaUJQgtUJEA.webp

Oh, you. :marseysquint: You want some free shit, do you? And you're upset because Hannibal was "your friend"?

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736560574sBc4mUhloE0d-A.webp

Time to die :marseyslutshaming:

Egypt is stronger than I expected. We have a 1.5 military advantage (see the diplo overview) but her core is tighter (:gooby:) and her army is consolidated.


https://i.rdrama.net/images/17365447994gram1_y8GEA9w.webp

I see Persians at my border and I about shit, but they aren't invading. Darius, the fricking r-slur, is seriously about to resettle the city he burnt to the ground. I don't really want to frick with him. Maybe I could get super lucky and cause this city to flip, but more likely I'll have to settle my fourth Anatolian city in Crete. Unfortunately, these tight borders are probably going to cause some tensions.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17365493970pV1b6U0RaZCuw.webp

With two more Forums built we accomplish the "Bread and Circuses" victory condition ahead of schedule :marseyparty:

Now, we can focus on colonization and conquest.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736551547RuihxMRu8HaLbA.webp

A Great Prophet, Claudia Quinta is born in Athens, allowing us to speed up the research of Architecture, one of the necessary technologies for the third victory condition. This is lucky, as Persia has been able to research this tech for a good few turns :marseysweating:

We could have also had her found the Temple of Solomon in Jeruslaem, and embraced a Jewish Roman Empire if we wanted to get weird with it. But I don't want that.


https://i.rdrama.net/images/17365484926kLg_jQ6IRYtGg.webp

This was the toughest siege yet. Only one casualty (a City Raider III at 96% win odds :marseyweeping:) but it took a looong time to wear down defenses and had to supply reinforcements and fend off Egyptian chariot raiders constantly running into the Levant.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736550065ZDPOJHalENhRbQ.webp

Surru is suffering and not returning as much $$$ as we'd like due to the ongoing war. It might be worth considering a peace treaty.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17365496540ctGQnNu0zYgJg.webp

As we have researched Politics, we now have the option to let her Capitulate, which she's willing to do after a few turns of War Weariness. She would become a vassal state called the Province of Aegyptus. As fun as it would be to keep Cleopatra as a pet slave, there's little point - with her capital's conquest and me occupying her core she's very unstable, and her land is more valuable directly controlled. However, it is worth it to take a new technology and some gold for tribute for a few turns of peace. The rest of Egypt will probably fracture soon.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736550645JtjzoxaUEIMkeg.webp

And sure enough.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17365523223RuqEfMpOc1AAg.webp

Taking Ra-Kadet is effortless, but annoyingly, the Nubians and Carthagians also had armies nearby. Carthage swoops in and takes independent Waset. I want that :marseymad:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736551842M5ZW1JIOFs7oHQ.webp

I also notice that they now have Heavy Spearmen, meaning they've researched Steel. This is bad. They need to be dealt with ASAP. It's time for a Second Punic War :marseyletsfuckinggo2:


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736553090yXOcDCsXVna3QQ.webp

Carthage settled Alicante in Iberia right up next to Tarragona. It looks easy to take until Carthage starts rushing mercenary Heavy Spearmen. Promoting a Legion to Shock (+damage to infantry) allows them to take it, fulfilling the "Iberia" part of the Pax Romana victory condition.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736553472pTOHrzpI4G_48Q.webp

Speaking of this goal, I need to get a settler up to colonize Britain soon. I concoct a plan to get my settler ready in Tarragona, slip a boat and warship through the Carthage controlled Strait of Gibralter while we're in conflict, and have the settlers take a Roman Road to meet and board in northwest Iberia. Did you know you can draw on the map in Civ4? It's so fun :marseycrayoneater:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736553639eMgBwJwwAo-72w.webp

Attempting to go straight for the jugular. Skirmishers harass my weakly defended ballistae weakening the city of Carthage (Qart-Hadasht) while I bring in reinforcements for the final push.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736554361q1q156DdppE_Ow.webp

Good timing too cause these elephant neighbors start trampling my few soldiers guarding the ballistae :elephant:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736554983SDe5uKnk9SpKlQ.webp

The reinforcements land and Carthage is finished :chadmediterranean: The city falls and the empire collapses.


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736556152I6wKqz4aZ0hfWg.webp

Now that the Mediterranean is mostly peaceful (save some barabarians and pirates) we can colonize Knossos, satisfying our fourth city in Anatolia, since the Persians settled Turkey.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/173655474440D_sqrjiViySw.webp

I complete the Flavian Ampitheatre in Rome. Tbh these resources could have better been spent elsewhere but I felt like building it in Rome because it's cool. :marseyindignant:.

With Gaius Marius settled there too, soldiers built in Rome are hard as frick and cranked out every couple turns. These gigachad supersoldiers will make conquering Gaul a cakewalk.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736556570yqEDWTn5HRxVUA.webp

We're running out of time, but a two pronged attack from Tarragona and the Gigachads of Rome should make this possible.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736557524bJFtUxDjIDjTKg.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736557874yXyZYhhwXWI7Aw.webp

Another Great General is born from the Gallic conquests, Germanicus

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736556757_rR0UCiw0g2Nig.webp

With the conquest of Gaul and the colonization of London we control the territory necessary for our second victory condition, just in the nick of time. :marseymarmotroman:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736558347cjwInCkhWUhdGw.webp

With Pax Romana a motherflipping Golden Age begins :marseygolden2:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736559142aUQfW3RQhxcgwQ.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736559142tjdaKgn7QZISJw.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736559141HvX2mLHG5tb9qg.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736559004K6OSXfYhhQy-9g.webp

Orthodox Christianity was founded around 50AD (dunno where yet) and has already started to spread, so Pagan Temples are starting to disappear. The Pagan Religious Victory will probably be unattainable soon, which is fine. We should probably convert to Orthodoxy soon.

If we want to do the Historic Victory, we just need to research a couple more technologies before anyone else. I believe Persia is still our dominant tech rival but I'm sending spies out to confirm that.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736559005MpPrTSsEGuiYFA.webp

We are incredibly stable. The Golden Age will be a super sweet time to take advantage of, but this ain't gonna last forever. Germanic barbarians are starting to attack. Orthodoxy spreading is going to start to upset some religious unity. The economic growth is not going to be sustained. Our income kinda sucks in general, but we're getting Jails up everywhere which will help with that by reducing maintenance. Eventually, the Eastern Roman Empire will split and eventually France, Spain, and England will start to become their own civilizations. At some point even the Northern Italian City States will want to flip. This will really suck.

Next time we will probably win Historic. I still want to go to space, but things are going to get tougher from here. New plan: next time we will win a Historic Victory and then reload and fail it so we can win a separate Space Victory :marseyastronaut2:

For now though, we will bask in victory for conquering (almost) Trajans borders. :slimespartan: :slimespartan: :slimespartan:

Part 3

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"Healed in 1 minute" Rain frog boys run around.
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If you've ever wanted to see Pizza get owned and flail miserably, here's your chance.

https://rdrama.net/post/336707/pizzashill-3-minutes-after-getting-dumped/7689385#context

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737868599qJlX7T_FzhGp4A.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737868599Fw-JblUcSYwgSQ.webp

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Now he's forcing them back into the office AND to accept the brave and valid innoculations. Reminder that :marseydarktrump: was a massive supporter of le covid vaccines

https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/trump-publicly-defends-covid-19-vaccines-slams-mandates/story?id=81914671

https://www.politico.com/newsletters/politico-nightly/2021/12/23/trump-still-likes-the-trump-vaccine-495540

:marseybiden: even praised him for getting the vaccines done

https://nypost.com/2021/12/21/biden-praises-trump-for-operation-warp-speed-getting-covid-booster/

also part of the $500billion AI "stargate" project is going to be for devoloping vaccines

https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-mrna-vaccine-cure-cancer-ai-2018701

:marseychud: and :marseyschizotwitch: in shambles

https://old.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/1i83n25/trump_revokes_biden_executive_order_that_had/

https://media.tenor.com/PpEFsxHmLnMAAAAx/andy-samberg-no-refunds.webp

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Ted has forced my hand, I didn't want to do this.

Look at all this cool shit

I've seen like 4% of the update content

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738211886VZ4Q1l0PeSA0fQ.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738211887hQKUb_Cehu6CZg.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738211889TXUTvJeVOzUp4Q.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738211890gGHOtuOZ9wvAFA.webp

I even found an underwater cave on a gas giant??????

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Minnesota is full of Somalis and nazis and must be nuked

					
					

https://old.reddit.com/r/minnesota/comments/1iht4so/mpr_news_trump_administration_launches/

https://old.reddit.com/r/Minneapolis/comments/1iht578/mpr_news_trump_administration_launches/

Also kill Connecticut.

https://old.reddit.com/r/StamfordCT/comments/1ihlrfj/stamford_board_of_reps_calls_special_meeting/

Chicago is also full of nazis and they should all be killed

https://old.reddit.com/r/chicago/comments/1ihx4c5/white_supremacist_remark_sparks_city_council/

The Australians are all Nazis and the abo-eaters must be gunned down and the land returned to the indigineous people

https://old.reddit.com/r/AustralianPolitics/comments/1ii7qki/as_antisemitism_strains_australian_social/

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:marseydisgustnotes: COMMUNITY NOTED Me giving @pizzashill belly rubs after a long night of embarrassing himself.

Community Note by @sit_on_my_face

This is a raccoon not a user of this website.

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Marsey :marsey: cheats on fat Rusty :adore: :hump: with Serena :sneedbuddy: and it causes fat rusty to seethemax :derpinarage: beyond belief

@Rad_juju !animalposters

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:hesgayyouknow:

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Redditors spot a 1488 Hail Elon CyberTruck :marseyxd:

					
					
					
	

				
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I saw your dad getting fricked in the butt by a Pomeranian

I told everyone here already

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People must admit that it was a bad game . : ConcordGame

					
					

https://old.reddit.com/r/videogames/comments/1ic7h2h/hmmmmm_morgan/

Vg journ*list loe

https://old.reddit.com/r/ConcordGame/comments/1ic6wfn/question_for_the_concord_defenders/

https://old.reddit.com/r/gamecollecting/comments/1idpnnn/my_first_ps5_cant_wait_to_play_these/

https://old.reddit.com/r/saltierthankrayt/comments/1ibanwp/finally_found_the_real_game_awards_list_and_here/

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