problem for them
Former DONKEY KONG COUNTRY Government Account ☑️
gets fired 
for being 1 minute 
late for work 
. Runs to r/adulting 
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The followup:
https://old.reddit.com/r/Adulting/comments/1ij2pq9/time_stamp_vol_2_more_context/
/u/No_Excitement5215, you were fired for being a peepee, not for being late. I've done this too with people. It's way easier to fire you on a technicality than to go through the rigamarole of HR bs. Your former coworkers are probably thrilled you're gone. I feel bad for your preggo gf. Judging by your posts, you're going to split the second she shits that thing out.
ooh I'm gonna remember that one
the Dutch global Classical Music superstar, hated his primary fandom demographic (Boers) in - 31
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There was this !dutch violinist/ orchestra director who became famous worldwide, by having these "informal" classical music concerts/shows, where peeps in the audience would dance in the aisles, or even the musicians or André himself would walk down the aisles themselves, while celebrating famous classical music.
This was considered radical for Boomers, who found the dour and sour and uptight classical music conformity of Europe to be to too stifling. People like my parents were pretty excited to watch his shows and performances on DSTV, which had become more common in Safrica, and appreciated his musical acumen, whilst having much more lighthearted tones in his shows.
Here's a bull attacking a woman!! 
He also looks like an eccentric mad-scientist nutjob with his hair! 
In 2010 he had a tour in 
https://www.andrerieu.com/en/about-andre/my-biography/2010
Unfortunately his weak !dutch genes were no match for the filth and garbage of Safrica, and he got a debilitating ear infection mid tour. 
DRAMA!
Drama had however occurred over time in the 2010s when André Rieu obtained the notable quirk, in that he REFUSED 
to speak the Colonizer language of Afrikaans!!!! 
This caused a lot of seeth for Boers, who ironically made the lionshare of his fandom in the country, even beyond the large Bonglish CD-buyers in Cape Town. This social media drama has been largely purged by time and linkrot (omg this like 15 years ago 
) But it was pretty big drama.
In his tours of 2010 & 2012, he had repeated numerous times that he had been disappointed in the demographics makeup of his shows, which as can be predicted, were always overwhelmingly 
He was especially disappointed to find Safrican black peeps didn't really give a shit, despite his massive catering towards them in all his Safrican tours, whether in Cape Town or Suncity. Especially in his "My African Dream" shows, which he tailored to include lots of black opera singers, local black dancers, and it was still 99% mayo 
https://www.news24.com/life/andre-rieu-refuses-to-speak-afrikaans-20110318
=====(from news24)
André Rieu, King of the waltz and musical hero to many South Africans, still refuses to speak a word of Afrikaans or even Dutch onstage.
Last year already many of his fans asked why Rieu did not speak a word of Afrikaans or Dutch on stage.
He has toured across the globe, always making an effort to speak at least a word of the language of the country in which he is touring. 
Rieu is aware that many of his fans in South Africa are Afrikaans speaking and that they are able to understand the Dutch heard on the DVDs.
Country's demographic 
When Volksblad asked Rieu in an official enquiry why he does not speak Afrikaans or Dutch onstage in South Africa, he said: "No comment."
"He wanted to make it easier for his fans to travel to the show, because not everyone will be able to travel all the way to Sun City. He also hopes to then see an audience that is a better representation of the country's demographic."
Rieu has said that he would like to see an audience that is 50% black and 50% white. Last year, he asked the Bloemfontein Children's choir to perform with him in his hometown of Maastricht in the Netherlands. His condition that the choir should consist of 50% black members, was heavily criticised. 
====(end quote)
Watch Andre Rieu talk about his South African tour in 2012, with a lead black singer to a white-only audience, and why everyone was in tears. https://t.co/ZNosC0yEvK
— Seema Chishti (@seemay) December 26, 2020
I tried really hard to find old twitter 
about drama when André Rieu stated in front of his 99% mayo audience how sad and disappointed he was that so few black peeps had come to his Cape Town and Suncity shows, and with many people stating how full of shit he was, because if he wanted a primary black audience, he should have hosted a show in Soweto stadiums (he didn't cuz it was unsafe 
)
Like holy hells there was scores of drama - you guys don't appreciate how linkrot has culled so much drama of our forebears 
Like I remember newspaper articles about the drama and events but that shit is now banished to the shadowrealm i literally cannot find anything on the face of the internet to prove what I'm recounting to you guys, it's information just gone into the ether 
RANDOM BONUS DRAMA: Reddit thread about André Rieu's detractors
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SO EVERY TIME THE FAKECELS OF !INCELS REJECT MY APPLICATION I CAN INVITE THEM TO !FAKELARPERCUTE TWINKCELS
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The “remember what they took from you” memes were literal… https://t.co/moRgKQMBdM
— 🦅McKrowComics🦩 (@KellyLovesBirds) February 6, 2025
IT WASN'T A MEME THEY TOOK THIS FROM US, THE GOVERNMENT PAID A CORPORATION TO REMOVE SOVL FROM OUR FAST FOOD!?!?
This is the blackest pill imaginable.
/r/TheAdamFriedlandShow banned 30 minutes ago "due to being unmoderated." Edit: /r/Wordington also banned 
/r/Drugs, /r/porn, /r/rule34 and more have fallen - 100
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Is it over for !redscarepod next?
Or can it be reopened?
Same thing just happened to /r/Wordington (zoomer shitposting sub, actually was funny)
Is a great purge underway?
Jannies discuss
https://old.reddit.com/r/ModSupport/comments/1ii6gbk/mass_sub_bannings/
The Jeet gays have fallen
/r/WhoreDaughter is gone. It's truly over now
https://old.reddit.com/r/ModSupport/comments/1ii6p9n/our_subreddit_was_banned_by_mistake/
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Built like the average Hasan fan too
— bofaboy (@bofaboye) February 3, 2025
average Hasan fan :::) https://t.co/gnS3FxNLgV pic.twitter.com/sAo6284wrE
— ˖ ࣪lili⊹ (@s9001986850734) February 5, 2025
One more for the average Hasan fan pile https://t.co/sHMUy6CNth pic.twitter.com/35PGifUPSr
— CrazyDescent 🍉 (@crazy_descent) February 6, 2025
Average Hasan fan here https://t.co/SigAdzKM6w pic.twitter.com/zOQgsSOaYL
— Dokai25 (@dokai25) February 6, 2025
https://x.com/bby_lvngs/status/1887439727869223420
https://x.com/BMPharrell/status/1887232600583835649
Average Hasan Fan ova here 🤌 https://t.co/pTicj9TvqN pic.twitter.com/cobwIkFPsW
— GioFoRio (@DrBoscoPHD) February 6, 2025
Built like the average Hasan fan too https://t.co/DIxBFSbbJL pic.twitter.com/W8HZ7Uzjsk
— snat (@natisbroke) February 5, 2025
https://x.com/jizzvacuum/status/1887333312114409555
Now time for the freaks:
Average hasan fan build 😘 https://t.co/t3mxjK2ERy pic.twitter.com/pPShTqtKGt
— helena (@sainthe1ena) February 6, 2025
average gay hasan fan https://t.co/HMdXgyq9YT pic.twitter.com/FOwbVCwq2n
— namonai 🏳️⚧️ (@namonaai) February 6, 2025
https://x.com/JoJoFett95/status/1886948363116921273
Why does he have hotter foids than rdrama tho;
average Hasan fan :::) https://t.co/gnS3FxNLgV pic.twitter.com/sAo6284wrE
— ˖ ࣪lili⊹ (@s9001986850734) February 5, 2025
Built like the average Hasan fan too https://t.co/DIxBFSbbJL pic.twitter.com/W8HZ7Uzjsk
— snat (@natisbroke) February 5, 2025
https://x.com/gryffinwhor3/status/1887293958939689096
Lol https://t.co/AbEjl8DAEl pic.twitter.com/wS2ErNRi4T
— Nyma 🇮🇷 (@vyvanse_user) February 4, 2025
yuh and we’re all fine https://t.co/NyizOmDwwR pic.twitter.com/jMqRzS77E4
— maliuuu☄️ (@mcristiana3) February 5, 2025
Average hasan fan build https://t.co/A12J9p4L3q pic.twitter.com/qszKlV4dqM
— marie (@itsbloodymarie) February 6, 2025
There are more if you wanna browse.
- whyareyou : make better content cute twink
- AnnoyinTheKongim : Holy shit this code is disgusting.
- TC : Chudmisia
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suggykong
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For context, if you use the progressive stack award, your posts are (temporarily) treated as if they have 2x their actual upkongs. This was thought of as so powerful by the jannies that it costs 1500 coins for just 6 hours. Now, if you make a post that gets 140 upkongs, and at the same time someone makes an 
effortpost that gets 30 upkongs, or chud ragebait that gets 50 upkongs, your post will actually be below them on the front page. In fact, since upkongs are basically normally distributed (getting 30 upkongs is pretty average, getting 90 makes yours one of the top posts of the day, getting 150 would make it the top post of the day), any sort of multiplier would change the content of the front page immensely, let alone a multiplier so large it treats mediocre effortposts and slightly above average chud ragebait as superior to the actual top post as chosen by users.
The fact that /h/chudrama is blocked by default is irrelevant, because most active users have it unblocked, so even if you block /h/chudrama every post you make is still effectively being deranked. And besides, there are plenty of people who want to read /h/chudrama and not have it be literally the only thing they see on the front page
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🚨 This is the biggest scandal in news media history:
— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) February 5, 2025
No employee at Politico got paid yesterday. First time ever the company missed a pay period. This is a crisis.
Now we learn Politico — a “news company” — which spent the last 10 years trying to destroy the MAGA Movement was… pic.twitter.com/DwHqEp6gjp
This is the email Politico sent to all employees yesterday. No one got paid. Politico’s corrupt management blame this on a “glitch” and not their government gravy train ending.
— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) February 5, 2025
State propaganda collapsing pic.twitter.com/mIDWGmOkZ9
https://x.com/bennyjohnson/status/1887152245931692317/photo/1
- kong_me_kong_you : not the erotic roleplay version of erp
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🚨🇺🇸 U.S. GOVERNMENT’S ANCIENT TECH GETS A DOGE UPGRADE
— Mario Nawfal (@MarioNawfal) February 5, 2025
Elon just rebranded US Digital Services to US DOGE Services to drag the government’s outdated computer systems into the 21st century.
Despite spending $90B a year on IT, 80% goes to maintaining relics—some over 50 years… https://t.co/dFroVGkcYj pic.twitter.com/NKrPuwn4aG
as AIBs and Retailers decide to 
become scalpchads themselves 
| Newegg Just Restocked 5090 via $6,000+ bundles
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https://old.reddit.com/r/nvidia/comments/1iir4uu/newegg_just_restocked_5090_via_6000_bundles/
Not only JewEgg selling a $2K card for $6k Bundles
The AIBs have decided to join in the scalping game
MSI
https://old.reddit.com/r/nvidia/comments/1iii706/msi_just_raised_all_5090_prices_on_their_website/
And ASUS
https://old.reddit.com/r/hardware/comments/1ij34aj/msi_and_asus_increase_nvidia_rtx_5090_and_rtx/
And CaseKing
https://old.reddit.com/r/nvidia/comments/1iioc0s/caseking_still_no_supply_but_raised_the_prices_by/
!g*mers are currently 
Me with my 4070 
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TheReindeerFromBerserk
: Fascistmisia
- Aba : Pee pee poo poo
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You are free to tell the truth here that punching Nazis like Elon Musk and his DOGE script kiddos is a good thing.
- Arran : fats don't date
Going on a date with someone from Rdrama tonight 
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No, I'm not telling you who 
"I think these protests look sketchy and badly organised" - 33
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"The American Flag gives me the ick"
Even if it isn't a trap, ya know what? POC think I'm one of those white people and white people have, unequivocally, down to a one, every single time thrown me under the bus first. Sometimes just for funsies. My husband, who was just calling me hysterical not too long ago can pout all he wants that Mommy won't take him to The Protest. Frick no, I won't go.
Horsefrickers in Wa. find excuses not to go outside:
https://old.reddit.com/r/Washington/comments/1icmujl/50501_protest_lets_do_this/
take:
The Jannies of the South explain why this particular pile of shit ain't worth mopping (i.e. reddit tier organisation):
https://old.reddit.com/r/Georgia/comments/1igeqfz/50501_advertisement_posts_are_temporarily_not/
/r/Antiwork asks why they aren't protesting?
https://old.reddit.com/r/antiwork/comments/1i9lshc/why_arent_we_protesting/
Answer:
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