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Just go to the search bar and type in
"When I was 13"
"When I was 14"
"When I was 15"
"When I had s*x"
"I lost my virginity"
"I weighed around"
And sort by oldest
Thanks for that story carp
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Hecko! ![:marseywave2: :marseywave2:](https://i.rdrama.net/e/marseywave2.webp)
Not required reading but this is a follow-up to the Iskall85 Drama
https://rdrama.net/post/338283/man-gets-executed-for-flirting-with
https://rdrama.net/post/338501/quick-update-for-iskall85-controversy-marseybooba
Iskall85 is a famous Minecraft YouTuber who has been in controversy recently for daring to e-flirt with adult women in private (yes really)
For more info check the two attached threads above.
In addition to LITTERALLY raping women online, Iskall also has been developing his own Minecraft Modpack called Vault Hunters, which is apparently quite the unique and expansive modpack, which Iskall has claimed to have spent 'Hundreds of Thousands of Dollars in development'. Which is obviously funded by his and other collaborators YouTube series on the pack.
However in light of the recent controversy involving Iskall, The Lead Artist of the Vault Hunters Project "Kumara" has written a hit piece document on Iskall on the horrid working conditions they face.
IT IS 123 PAGES LONG OF UNHINGED BPD DRIBBLE ![:marseyaware: :marseyaware:](https://i.rdrama.net/e/marseyaware.webp)
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1K2zSSeaUHiKZQbpWV7kGx0uI88bPupFrqIlalaUiH3c/edit?tab=t.0
Let @BussyBoy here take you through the highlights of this hilarious novella of a mental schism
PAGE 1
So as you will soon find out, this person is a fricking nut-case and as a result has been fired from their position as "Lead Art B-word", Vault Hunters has come out and stated that she's left the project and she doesn't represent them anymore... However Kumara seems to be a bit confused here on the rights of the art assets they have made already.
Somehow this b-word thinks it's illegal to publicly say they fired her, because some art of hers is still in the game. And therefore she still "represents Vault Hunters".
Listen b-word you got commissioned to make some textures, you do not suddenly own the store.
Now I want to ask you rdrama, how would you start your hit piece on someone? Lay out the simple facts you intent to prove? A brief overview?
WRONG!!!
You need to list out your mental illnesses.
Also this one is funny, I AM LITTERALLY SHAKINGG
PAY ME 3 BILLION DOLLARS NAOW
Imagine for a second your enjoying your holiday when the ArtHoe you hired to make minecraft textures such as these:
Suddenly DM's you asking for 3000 dollars
Now rightfully I'd want to question how the art you've made has taken 300 500 hours, but whatever.
Iskall doesn't fight it or challenge the figure, instead he agrees to pay her the 3k but rightfully says that "its my fault for not agreeing a price beforehand" and that he would like to instead pay per asset in the future instead of the crystal ball of whatever the frick pricing. (obviously)
HOW DARE HE! This is manipulation !!!
Immediately after this she quotes the definition of a "micro aggression" (no im not kidding lmao)
Now Iskall and the dev team is small, after all it is a MC Modpack, and Iskall is aware of this and states it clearly.
HOWEVER....
This lady then goes on to complain that Iskall uses the word "deadline" and "return on investment" which are evil business words, what a contradiction am I right! ARE YOU A BIG BUSSINESS OR NOT ISKALL!?!!?!?!?!?!?
YOU USE WORDS LIKE.... DEADLINE and..... WORK!!?!?
She thinks this is a form of gaslamping
MORE FRICKING MONEY THE GREEDY C*NT
Iskall asks the ArtHoe to just whip together a simple pack logo as the one the currently have looks bad, For those unfamiliar with Minecraft, this is an example of what his asking for
What does art how want?
3,000 USD
I WONDER WHY!!! hahahahahahaha
Trigger Warning/ Sexual Harrsement /srs
Iskall is Swedish, English is a second language to him.
it's so abundantly clear he means kitty as in kittycat.
This is genuine insanity!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now on to the lack of getting any work done at all.
given reason... You guessed it.
BONUS ROUND
She decided to trauma dump about her abuse to her boss.
Ironically Iskall reminders her that if she feels mistreated by him to let him know.
How kind and courteous of the man... I hope you dont end up writing a 123 schizo doc on him. instead of just speaking to him.
oh wait.
I didn't realize he was... le manipulating.
I would like you to pay attention to the dates here, because currently we are at Decmember 2022
Suddenly we are jumping to AUGUST 2023, 8 MONTHS LATER!
Why?? what happened in those 8 months?
(This message is from the start of the haitus)
THEY HAD A MENTAL BREAKDOWN AT HAVING TO DRAW SPRITES FOR MONEY.
And during those 8 months they did no work for Iskall, only occasionally updating him on her mental situation, with Iskall kindly asking... when are you able to do work again.... (FRICKING BUTTHOLE WHAT A FRICKING B-WORD DOESNT HE CARTE WTFTYEDWBDWD AGGHHH )
Eventually Iskall stop responding to this lady, because all she would do is fricking trauma dump to this youtuber who makes Minecraft videos, and unironically has better shit to do.
I'm not going to fill your screens with screencaps of the messages, but there are pages of them. Its fricking embarrassing.
But this one is pretty funny.
Eventually Iskall 5 months into her trauma sabbatical he asks her how things are going
She responds with a photo of her, says more about thearpy,
iskall responds "aww that sucks"
and then ghosts her again.
DO YOUR FRICKING JOB HOLY SHIT!
I need to really make this clear that there are so many fricking pages of this b-word complaining about her mental problems, and how iskall tried to comfort her at first but after months of this shit gave up and started ignoring her.
In between pages of pseudointellectual psychoanalysis of Iskall's mental state on how this is abuse. I really mean it. Check this out!
ALL OF THESE MESSEGES ARE ABOUT TRAUMA WITH NO RESPONSE.
I'm starting to think Iskall does have a problem with women,
he doesn't know when to tell them to frick off.
Also quick notice that while I've been writing this document, the hit piece I'm reading from has gone from 123 pages down to 59. IN REAL TIME.
Is this a case of schizophrenia George Lucas editing, or legal threats. Who knows.
Conclusion
I have left a lot of stuff out because it either isn't funny it is purely just deranged ramblings.
But as you can imagine Iskall eventually had enough of them not doing work within deadlines, asking exorbitant prices, and spending 8 months doing nothing so eventually was removed from the project
And despite them hit peicing Iskall specifically as the lead of the project, it seems there was a mass agreement with the rest of the devs were sick of their shit.
Literally keep yourself safe foid.
ONCE AGAIN I HAVE TO REMIND YOU ALL THAT THERE ARE STRAGGOTS READING THIS THREAD THAT WOULD STILL HAVE S*X WITH WOMEN.
SMH
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IM A NAZI
— ye (@kanyewest) February 7, 2025
Highlights: Elon stole my Nazi swag
ELON STOLE MY NAZI SWAG AT THE INAUGURATION YOOOO MY GUY GET YOUR OWN THIRD RALE
โ ye (@kanyewest) February 7, 2025
Jews and whites are different, whites won't give you money, Jews will, BUT they'll invite you over for dinner on Friday
NEIGHBORS NEWSFLASH WHITE PEOPLE AND JEWISH PEOPLE ARE DIFFERENT YOU CAN GET MONEY WITH JEWISH PEOPLE BUT THEY ALWAYS GONNA STEAL AND INVITE YOU OVER TO THEY HOUSE ON FRIDAY WHITE PEOPLE DO NOT FRICK WITH NEIGHBORS THEY LEAVE THAT TO THE JEWS IF YOU THINK YOU GETTING MONEYโฆ
โ ye (@kanyewest) February 7, 2025
THRVTHNVKE
ALL WHITE PEOPLE ARE RACIST
โ ye (@kanyewest) February 7, 2025
Jews hate whites and use blacks
JEWISH PEOPLE ACTUALLY HATE WHITE PEOPLE AND USE BLACK PEOPLE
โ ye (@kanyewest) February 7, 2025
I LOVE HITLER NOW WHAT B-WORDS
โ ye (@kanyewest) February 7, 2025
GRAMMAR IS FOR HONKEYS
THERE ARE THREE THEIRS - THERES - THEYโRES THATS SOME HONKEY SHIT I DONT GOT TIME TO BE FIGURING THAT SHIT OUT WHEN I TWEET THERES NOTHING WHITER THAN ENGLISH ITSELF NEIGHBORS WHO SPEAK PERFECT ENGLISH BE BROKE SCHOOLS AND RELIGIONS ARE MADE TO CONTROL AND LIMIT CRITICALโฆ
โ ye (@kanyewest) February 7, 2025
He clearly saved the best for last:
CALL ME YAYDOLF YITLER AND YOUR B-WORD STILL WANTS TO FRICK
โ ye (@kanyewest) February 7, 2025
Admins please ping all the necessary groups
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— Faces of Hate (@HateFaces) February 7, 2025
โ Reddit Lies (@reddit_lies) February 7, 2025
Reddit do be sntichin'
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Hecko! ![:marseywave2: :marseywave2:](https://i.rdrama.net/e/marseywave2.webp)
Hello Rdrama, it's time for your Minecraft YouTuber Autism fest again!
It's always insightful to engage in a bit of market research.
I gotta know what my contemporaries are up to, my competition!
Ladies and gentlemen the Minecraft YouTuber TommyInnit.
Now I do not want to do a deep dive on who this guy is because I do not feel like writing 1000s of words today.
But the run down is this guy was some 16 year old kid (hes 21 now) who made his way to fame through the Dream SMP Live Minecraft server, which streamed to hundreds of thousands of concurrent viewers.
Since then he has fallen out with the YouTuber 'Dream' and the coalition of streamers has split off into two camps. Both r-slurred but arguably the "Tommyinnit" side is worse.
I personally find this guy to be utterly obnoxious, cringe and is the very epitome of the current oversensitivity of Minecraft fans which plague my hobby and source of income.
Here is a timestamped youtube video of the kind of guy he is!
NOT THE R-SLUR!!!!! ![:marseyrage: :marseyrage:](https://i.rdrama.net/e/marseyrage.webp)
Yeah, she is your mother after all
Tommyinnit fancies himself a bit of a comedian, he does live shows where he charges $60 dollars per ticket to see him do the worse comedy routine ever.
I am utterly convinced that with no practice I could do better than him right now.
(timestamped video, watch like 30s if you can lmao)
THIS IS THE SHITNERNET
In pursuit of his comedic genius, he has started an internet show called "This is the Internet" and the target of my autism today.
I actually really like the idea and concept for the show, where he does like an episode once a month re-capping and making fun of internet trends and stories, like Norm Macdonald but for the zoomies like me!!!!
The one problem is... Is painfully fricking unfunny and bad.
The show starts ok, and I don't have much to say about the intro, other than I would of been funnier to film real homeless instead of an actor.
Then we get to the main shot of his newscaster desk and the amateurish problems become apparent immediately
See that microphone? That is not a prop, that is the actual microphone the audio is coming from, as a result you can hear every microscopic movement he makes on the desk, even movement of his hands, and as the mic has no stabilizer he bumps is constantly!!!
Like its fricking crazy, its a static shot you can just attach a boom mic, and have the desk mic for a backup. And r-slurred production plagues this 20 min video.
Watch Joke
Ok first joke of the episode he looks at his wrist even though he doesn't have a watch, something I like in premise, but I think he holds it too long and it's too obvious that it kind of breaks it.
A better example of this joke is from this timestamp from the Amazing Digital Circus
And how would you follow up this silly 1s gag of a nonexistent watch?
Oh yeah, r-slurred train noises for an excruciating 12s, where he spits everywhere.
And this is a common trend in this video is that TommyInnit does not know when to end a fricking joke.
Like this should of been cut out anyway, but if you had to include it... LIKE 1 SECOND AT MOST
Peepee Joke
Tommy mentions how Magnus Carlson was disqualified from a chess tourney for wearing jeans, which leads to a joke about how he's against wearing trousers and shows that his actually naked below the suit.
Once again, a joke which can work but it should be a more subtle visual gag.
If he had a larger newsroom set or was on location he could have two men carrying a mirror in the background somewhere, which shows his bare butt to the camera while he says something else, not drawing direct attention to it.
Maybe not even have the context of Magnus Carlson at all and just have it has an absurd background visual with no explanation.
example of this type of joke done right from Naked Gun 2 1/2
But at the moment its obnoxious, in your face and goes on way too long.
GOES ON TO LONG
Goes without saying, CUT THE JOKE SOONER HOLY SHIT!
HOLY SHIT CRINGE, I know hes a kids entertainer but god darn, this is shit you do to make your very very young toddlers laugh
Genuinely this thread is just to make you guys suffer because I had to watch this, so did you
SKIT 1
This is obviously meant to be a parody of MrBeast and Hype style Youtubers.
He's doing something lame but biggining it up as something super duper epic, except I dont think he fully commit to the bit.
The music should be more obnoxious, like dubstep or something
He should have like 10 camera angles of the same lame stunt
Tons of ridiculous digital zoom ins and post production motion blur
I would of just said random money figures randomly to take the piss out of their money obsession. (500 dollar bottle of coke wow!)
The biggest problem with the skit is pacing, I believe in a comedy rule which I came up with after watching a horrible Jim Sterling Video.,
"A joke should never take longer than 60s to setup and payoff"
And establishing the parody, the coke and Mentos and the reaction is a tall order for 60s, so in cases like this you need to make the joke evolve somehow.
Have something to break it up into pieces, by sprinkling in smaller jokes in while your building the setup.
You could make a quick jab at overuse of merchandising.
Or ridiculous product placement in the background.
Just something to tithe the viewer over until you can get to that longer punchline. And help further establish the satire element
Now too be fair Tommy mostly avoids this problem, managing to get to the Mentos part within 15s pretty efficiently.
but keep this part in mid for the proceeding....
3 MINS OF FOOTAGE
Where hes taking the piss out of the amount of replays which works, but he just keeps the joke going way way way way too fricking long without any evolution.
I seriously encourage you to watch the whole skit and just be in shock with how long it goes on for
He should of done this replay joke for 20s at most, then hard cut to him choking and almost vomiting up the coke looking and sounding ill because he deepthroated it. as the joke "evolving" by undercutting the extreme editing.
Bonus points if you then pan to a random passer-by looking confused and disgusted.
SKIT 2
I am going to skip over a lot of the other shit jokes because its very much the same of what I've already covered
This is just the peak of the amateurish filming. First off how do you mic a scene that badly wtf. Everyone's mic quality is different, did they have 1 mic between them. Legit wtf?? It sounds fricking awful.
And the video is completely fricked up. Look at this shot/reverse shot
The colours and depth of them are completely fricked up, with the tommy shot being incredibly faded out and desatured, which creates a giant disconnect when these two are supposed to be facing each other.
This is further again compounded by the bad audio difference.
Anyway what's this skit about?
5 MINS ON A POOP JOKE WTF
Again I encourage you a ton to watch and suffer through this skit, because it's so fricking bad the whole thing should just be cut.
THIS GUY CHARGES 60 DOLLARS PER TICKET TO SEE HIM LIVE!
POOP JOKES
So the premise of the skit if Jack Manifold (also a YTuber) is proposing that Tommy starts making poop content for youtube as an idea, to which they act confused, thus inadvertidly revealing he is into it.
First off this should be filmed handhold style with lots of manual zoom in's on faces and try to emulate the style of the Office.
Poop is such a lame unfunny thing to centre this skit around
This is not an idea that can last 5 mins
A friend and I came up with a concept for the scene to try and make a funny skit out of it.
That instead of poop, Jack is proposing a new mascot for some merch called the "Grapist" where its the mascot of their new grape flavoured juices (you can make fun of prime)
And Tommy and the rest of the boardroom is trying to politely tell him that it sounds like r*pe, but he is oblivious.
You could do a visual joke where he shows a drawing of children sucking the grapists juice sacks, and it looks really really bad, but he just acts innocent and unaware about it.
Edgy but better that POOP FUNNY HEHE!
Serious this is negative comedy
the worse joke in the episode
I have no idea what the fricking joke is here legit.
Shrimpena
BEST JOKE IN THE EPISODE
THIS WAS WRITTEN BY 3 PEOPLE WHAT THE FRICK
This was made by a production of a small team, which I unironically could make better by myself.
This fricker has gotten 1m views and I have no idea how anyone finds this guy funny
is this mass psychosis.
I don't think I'm an expert or a pro but holy shit.
I hate modern Minecraft YouTubers. I need to help fix the culture....
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- haggiskong : libertarianism apologism
- Salvadore_Ally_Chud : sneed. Some of your westoid great grandparents married their wives at 14. Stop rewriting history.
- Xkong : libertarian apologia no trans lives matter
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I have seen this stupid fricking factoid come up every single time people are trying to make fun of libertarians ( which I am okay with ), but the factoid in and of itself is complete useless fricking bullshit and I know this for a fact.
Look at every single "backwards" 3rd world nation in the world and well into the 20th century most of them were marrying off their daughters at 13 or 14 or 15 years of age whenever there was an opportunity for the right price and status. Somehow. SOMEHOW! You want me to believe that WHITISTAN is the only place in the world which when it was living primarily on agriculture, and even centuries before there was any official attempt to have a legal age of consent for the world, with 3rd world tier quality of life, was somehow having parents go, yes I will wait for my kid to grow till they are 20 years old before marrying them off because we all know by 21st century standards that is the right time to marry them off, IS COMPLETE FRICKING BULLSHIT!
You would need a society so exceptional for that in their behavior and ideology that it does not match a single other society on the planet. STUPID R-SLURRED REDDIT FRICKS look at a case of some princess getting married off at 20 or some shit and go looookkk they knew what an adult age of consent was are those people fricking retarrded yes they fricking are THIS IS REWRITING HISTORY LIVE to match some contemporary bullshit moral ideals that pisses me the frick off.
EVERY FRICKING COUNTRY IN THE WORLD WHEN IT WAS LIVING LIKE POOR PEOPLE WOULD HAVE CASES OF SELLING THEIR DAUGHTERS OFF BEFORE They were 18 because age of consent is itself a modern contemporary concept!!
YOU DON"T SEE ANY OF THE CRUSADE ERA LITERATURE CALLING OUT MOHAMMAD FOR hAVING S*X WITH A TEENAGER!!! THEY LITERALLY CONSIDERED MUSLIMS TO BE DEMON WORSHIPPERS OR EQUIVALENT THEY WOULD HAVE GONE AFTER MOHAMMAD TO SLANder HIM WITh thAT if THEY ACTuALLY BELIEVED IN AN 18+ AGE OF CONSENT IN THOSE TIME PERIODS!!!!
THE CONCEPT OF TEENAGERS WASN'T EVEN A REAL COMMON THING UNTIL THE 20TH CENTURY!!!!!!
FRICKING REDDITORS! FRICKING REWRITING HISTORY TO MATCH MODERN VALUES BULLSHIT! FRICKING R-SLURS EVERYWHERE ONLINE!!!
I dislike liars and especially condescending moralist liars.
Conclusion:
Stop rewriting history to match your current day moral values. It is bullshit and ruins everybody's day.
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Parents have expressed their concern at a Queensland high school teacher who has reportedly been referring to themselves as a cat, allegedly hissing at students and licking the back of their hands during class. The teacher, who works at Marsden State High School in Logan City, south of Brisbane, has reportedly asked students to call her "Miss Purr", multiple parents have claimed on social media.
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No... we want to get away from this crap, not get drawn in further.
Weird that Israel is on board.
It's not weird at all. It will be American soldiers who get attacked and not the IDF. They get what they want without assuming the risk
American $$$$$$$ American lives. For a fricking sand war that will never end. NOT A FAN OF THIS BS AND WHY I TOLD EVERYONE NOT TO SIGN UP FOR THE MILITARY EVEN UNDER TRUMP.
but i thought he was the most peaceful president ever
We were on such a winning train until this move. Why put American lives at risk in a place full of wild muslim terrorists.
You are a scared and weak cuck.
We will bomb the crap out of Gaza and take all their resources and women and be richer and stronger than ever
surely the average joe will get richer
Can't say that I'm on board with this idea. What happened to America First?
This is America First. You're just not smart enough to understand how.
Trump tower Gaza
Lots of sleeper accounts with little to no post history yelling the loudest about this right now.
everyone i don't like is a bot
4d chess
@Kongvann rightoid drama
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Favorite so far:
This is not a cost saving measure. This is a purge of federal employees who do not support their agenda. The first round is incentivized volunteer resignations. The second round will be forced resignations. The third round will be outright firings. This is a comprehensive takeover of the federal government by the MAGA organization. This is round one of a pervasive attack on the American Republic.
They are following the NAZI playbook from the 1930's.
The OLIGARCHY
They are looking for cuts to pass trumps tax plan. Which will greatly enrich the rich and cripple the poor, weaken or eliminate the middle class.
What is it you think he is doing? Where do you think the money stolen from us will go? It's tax money, all our money going to the rich, 2'trillion at least. The deficitโฆtrump blew it up round 1. Round 2 he will kill the deficit. And YOU and EVERYONE you know will pay for it for the rest of our lives.
Some reasonable people too, maybe redditoids aren't beyond saving:
I appreciate you being open to the conversation. The challenge lies in your last sentence where you state "Convince me that cutting wasteful spending is a bad idea." You're already convinced that all of this spending is wasteful. We are not.
We see value in the DOE as a vehicle to assist in equalizing access to education for all. Without this funding, kids in poor areas will not have access to the resources they need to be successful in school. In the most impoverished places, property tax is not adequate - many are renting, in section 8, or perhaps homeless and the property tax collected does not scale with the student population in those environments. Do you believe that all kids, regardless of the socioeconomic class they are born into, deserve a shot at education? We do. But the states alone are not able to provide that, particularly red states who are the biggest beneficiaries of this funding.
For a chatgpt post that took me 5 minutes to write, I've so far generated at least 1000 words, I'm hoping before the post dies I can generate enough to write a short book
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