!incels this longpost is for you brocels, also will someone ping soyteens for me?

Dungeons & Dragons: The Xueen's Cradle

To start, you should know that I have never played D&D nor will I ever waste my time playing D&D. It might be fun with the right group of people, but the only groups you can find as a single neurodivergent smell like butt and are full of r-slurs so annoying being around them has been classified as psychological warfare in Geneva. Did I mention s yet? They tend to conglomerate there too. So for me, this is just generic fantasy story set in generic fantasy setting and that about sums it up. Its very generic. To summarize the plot, a party of adventurers find a boy that is supposed to act as a sacrifice for evil dragon so they try to save him by bringing him to good dragon. The voice acting is eh, the story predictable and the character design

Yeah...

Besides that you have George Dwarf, Imane Khalif the Paladin and Druid who is a Druid. Would I recommend it? Not unless you are some huge D&D fan, also the ending is abrupt and very anticlimactic.

Ching Chong: It Takes a Life

So apparently Sifu is some Chinese beatemup? Probably only made it in to get ChingChong bux, fricking Bezos mang. To summarize, guy takes his revenge on Chinese mafia for murdering his father and uses a secret power to do it. Would I recommend it? Yeah if you have 8 minutes to spare its a nice watch, not a lot of talking just action with good choreography. What dialogue there is tends to be a little cringe (talking about the Granny Marvel quipping) but can be easily ignored.

Amazon shilling: The Once and Future BWC King

Appareantly this is some Amazon studio game no one cares about, but hear me out: this is absolute kino featuring Germanic BVLL Arnold BlackBIPOCs playing himself (again) and being great (as expected). Gigachad and his servant end up stranded on an island where everyone is immortal and nothing can permanently damage you and in an attempt to conquer it, Arnold challenges the local king and learns an important lesson about friendship (no really).

Definitely recommend this one, fun story you need zero context for. Also he definitely fricked the Babylonian tomboy and she is 100% built for BWC.

Unreal Tournament: Xan

I never played Unreal but after watching the episode I want to give it a try. Though the plot is again very predictable, this time it makes it up by delivering in the tournament department. Robots are mistreated (like g*mers and incels) so they rise the frick up and rebel against POC women in charge of gaming, just like in real life! This leads to them ending up as gladiators in the aforementioned tournament. If you are a nostalgiastrag, give it a try, if not, still give it a try. The bot is a cool character!

hammer 40,000: And They/Them Shall Know No Fear

KINO ALERT KINO ALERT KINO ALERT KINO ALERT KINO ALERT

TOTAL XENOS DEATH, TOTAL GAY BUTT R*PE DEMON DEATH, TOTAL TRAITOR DEATH

If you played Space Marine or have any interest in Warhammer 40k you should know who Captain Tinitus, lieutenant of the second company of the Ultramarine Chapter of the God-Emperors Angels of death AKA the fricking Astartes is. Besides serving as backstory for Titus who now has a old BIPOCsmurf as a mentor, its probably also a teaser for the up and coming Warhammer TV show in cooperation with the Amazon jew. If this is the standart they are going to maintain for the show I am all for it. To tldr the plot, gay heck demons do gay heresy shit so the Ultramarines have to clean it up because they are the Emperors finest. That's all you need to know, the rest is just Traitor-Ackening and TDD.

PAC-MAN: Circle

The entire premis of the episode relies on you expecting PacMan, but turns out there is a twist! So go watch it for yourself. Its a shorter episode and its alright.

Crossfire: Good Conflict

More Asiaslop no one in the west cares about, CSGO but gay and we aren't even talking about Valorant and thats all you need to know about Crossfire. Frick that gookshit, at least it has a decent snowbunny

!2dgooners bvilt for the most BIPOClicious vantablack mandingo nigerian BBCs etc. etc.

Armored Core: Keanu Chungus

Did any of you neurodivergents ever touch an AC game? I never did, but just like in Unreals case I kinda want to try it out now. This was besides the 40k episode the most anticipated one of part 1. I have no idea if it actually lived up to the hype, what I do know is that every time Keanu gets involved in a video game script they frick him over lmao. Yeah the writing could definetly be a lot better, but the action scenes are cool I guess. Schizo mecha mercanary actually doesn't refuse to pilot the mecha and goes apeshit on his targets. If you like Mecha and Chungus Reeves, go for it.

To summarize part 1 of Secret Levels

Its like a mediocre season of Love Death Robots. The shilling definetly cucked the writers in terms of creativity. The only thing that can salvage this series is coming soon...

POOPING ON CONCORDS GRAVE ONE LAST TIME FOR CHRISTMAS

https://arstechnica.com/space/2025/02/boeing-has-informed-its-employees-that-nasa-may-cancel-sls-contracts/

🇺🇸 The female Black Hawk helicopter pilot from the crash in Washington, Captain Rebecca Lobach, was not named until her social media was cleaned … so it seems.

She was Biden’s aide. pic.twitter.com/gP16Tmr2py

— Lord Bebo (@MyLordBebo) February 2, 2025

why’s no one in the pool https://t.co/kPgSsWSVL7

— 🗣️‼️ TRVTHnvkeDEPLOYER (TND) (@skibidimarsey) January 10, 2025

Klan meeting in the replies. Elons twitter is a joke

Oh is this a racist thread I want to play …hey hey who taught yall how to bathe?

>popular tweet >look in replies >racist transphobe Forgot I was on Twitter for a second

and more mini slapfights in the replies!

I'd only been talking to this girl for like a day, she asked me about my weekend. For context, my week before had been super busy so I wasn't looking to do a ton of social activities last weekend just a nice, chill couple of days. I clearly cracked a joke about the fact that it was kind of a boring weekend, but I never expected her to reply like this

___

Reddit is split on whether she is being ironically edgy or whether she really wants him to end his own life.

Suicidal Redditor tells OP to chill out

It's clearly misogyny at play

I'm not even sure why OP cares,

AI ENHANCE AI ENHANCE

It never even began

lol

45% of Democrats want their party to be less extreme, vs 27% of Republicans.

!anticommunists !trump2028

An art angel among evil art hoes

BREAKING:

2 judges on the Supreme Court of Iran, have just been shot and killed.

Ali Razini & Mohammad Moghiseh were killed in front of the Supreme Court building in Tehran by a guard who had enough of the Islamist dictatorship

Both judges were hardliners, known as “hangmen” pic.twitter.com/b5LAHxmF2N

— Visegrád 24 (@visegrad24) January 18, 2025

The assassin increased the moid suicide rate too

!moidmoment was he one of the few good scroteoids?

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— The Notorious J.O.V. (@whotfisjovana) February 16, 2025

!Meowr !foidmoment

!coomers

https://instagram.com/p/DFqLyTmy_56/

feel like that moment has well and truly passed, everyone I know has increased their meat consumption and takes collagen peptides now

Obviously lib journos having a meltdown and who better else to encapsulate it than Frau

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/jan/30/angela-merkel-rebukes-successor-for-alliance-with-far-right-afd-on-anti-immigration-motion

https://www.politico.eu/article/germany-friedrich-merz-cdu-political-tightrope-far-right-votes-afd-migration-crackdown/

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/1/30/germanys-merkel-blasts-cdu-leader-for-cooperating-with-far-right-afd

!dramatards it's over for Communists. For the second time within 40 years, the German Wall has cometh down. Deutschland elections are barely 3 weeks from now.

Total Morbius AfD (stands for ADolF) sweep.

Anyone pointing out that it's factually wrong, and the average r-slur won't get it anyway, is downmarseyd lol.

/r/neoliberal is just /r/politics lite

you may wonder why I used /s unironically. dilligaf?

OP makes a post called 'Black Mom Leaving the US' looking for experiences from other black women on emigrating from the US. They mention homeschooling, which leads several people to point out that homeschooling is illegal in some of the countries OP is interested in. OP isn't having it and calls some of the comments 'creepy':

Yeah it's very strange, and creepy, how obsessed people on this thread are with the future education prospects of my one-year-old.

OP believes that being a digital nomad does not make them a resident of that country... somehow?

https://old.reddit.com/r/AmerExit/comments/1i6a4ge/comment/m8by8nh/?context=8

More drama when someone else points out that some of the countries listed are significantly more racist than OP realises:

https://old.reddit.com/r/AmerExit/comments/1i6a4ge/comment/m8bfx6z/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/1i6qw28/drama_in_ramerexit_when_commenters_point_out_to/

Favorite so far:

This is not a cost saving measure. This is a purge of federal employees who do not support their agenda. The first round is incentivized volunteer resignations. The second round will be forced resignations. The third round will be outright firings. This is a comprehensive takeover of the federal government by the MAGA organization. This is round one of a pervasive attack on the American Republic.

They are following the NAZI playbook from the 1930's.

The OLIGARCHY

They are looking for cuts to pass trumps tax plan. Which will greatly enrich the rich and cripple the poor, weaken or eliminate the middle class.

What is it you think he is doing? Where do you think the money stolen from us will go? It's tax money, all our money going to the rich, 2'trillion at least. The deficit…trump blew it up round 1. Round 2 he will kill the deficit. And YOU and EVERYONE you know will pay for it for the rest of our lives.

Some reasonable people too, maybe redditoids aren't beyond saving:

I appreciate you being open to the conversation. The challenge lies in your last sentence where you state "Convince me that cutting wasteful spending is a bad idea." You're already convinced that all of this spending is wasteful. We are not.

We see value in the DOE as a vehicle to assist in equalizing access to education for all. Without this funding, kids in poor areas will not have access to the resources they need to be successful in school. In the most impoverished places, property tax is not adequate - many are renting, in section 8, or perhaps homeless and the property tax collected does not scale with the student population in those environments. Do you believe that all kids, regardless of the socioeconomic class they are born into, deserve a shot at education? We do. But the states alone are not able to provide that, particularly red states who are the biggest beneficiaries of this funding.

For a chatgpt post that took me 5 minutes to write, I've so far generated at least 1000 words, I'm hoping before the post dies I can generate enough to write a short book

Trump banned indoctrination in education, resulting in shit jokes and some sneeding from r-slurs like these:

This is precisely why I, a closeted transgender grad student a year away from my teaching certificate, have been contemplating unaliving myself. There is no way I can legally and safely be happy in this lifetime anymore.

It's not worth it with legal avenues removed, never able to change documents, being discriminated against and witch-hunted.

Should do it, and is an unironic threat to children.

Scary stuff for a Health teacher because I actually do teach about sexuality and gender. It's not my whole job, but it is part of it, and the curriculum we use is very lgbtq+-friendly.

Wonder where parents are getting the idea that gays are out to indoctrinate their kids into being gay... :marseywrongthink:

The sub has a few posts on this shit, it got some insane "im such a dramatic hero" posters and a few breaking that circlejerk to actually comment on why the EO happened.

https://old.reddit.com/r/Teachers/comments/1id7zua/update_to_my_previous_post_the_executive_order_on/?sort=controversial

I hope my trans students know I'll go down swinging for them :/ i hate that shits gone backwards since i was in highschool, we got to celebrate gay marriage being legalized and obama and biden running through the whitehouse with pride flags. They get to experience being fear mongered scapegoats for people to direct their misguided hate towards, all with the guise of "protecting kids". Just wait for those suicide rates to go up higher.

Trans kids are not the result of him pushing them in that direction at all, totally normal development...

We need a national walkout. ASAP. Between the immigration bullshit and the trans students, they want to turn us all into deliverers of a different sort of indoctrination that doesn't value, honor, or respect the individual rights of our students, and will absolutely turn us into criminals for being safe spaces.

Literally the next MLK in the making bros

the dejenerate podcast - bad things happen to bad people 9:53

• This has been amusing Jinxthinker all day. Basically Jim Cornette's dog died (I assume this has something to do with wrestling because he's on /pw/). He got energy drinks and jelly beans from the shop, and the shop guy was new.

• 1:00 it's okay to be mean to Jim because he's just getting his just deserts. We look at /pw/ comments. Right right right.

• 1:50 He responds "one less b-word but he's still got his wife who also probably has fleas & is more filthy than his dog, she's unkempt, fat & less hygienic"

• 3:10 AI navis are back. Jinxthinker has been fiending for alien c*nt because it's superior or just as good as emo women.

• 3:50 The libertarian crew is messed up, right? Jinxthinker is a heroine addict for adult women.

• 4:20 Jinxthinker is unsure what day it is. It might be friday or saturday.

• 4:50 Jinxthinker "cuts a promo" on Jim

• 5:10 There was a person that went undercover on a Columbian or Argentinan child s*x trafficking site

• 5:40 what would happen if Jinxthinker started sieg heiling and swasticking

• 6:00 Jinxthinker will stick to adults, thank you. If he took a screwdriver and fricked up his brain to become a libertarian, he'd be 2nd only to Hitler.

• 6:40 No dogs, no children, no pokemon

• 7:05 Jinxthinker the first time he saw an emo girl at school.

• 7:40 According to science (a tv show) said that the peak age of women is either 23 or 27. Talks about Liv Morgan and other wrestlers.

• 9:00 It's cheesecake city the way people are getting their just deserts. Jinxthinker ated burgers today with doritos crumbled up on top. Tomorrows dinner will be different or maybe Sunday's dinner will be.

!jinxthinkers you probably have fleas and are more filthy than your dog, you're unkempt, fat & less hygenic

I'm going to be real, probably a 2/10 jinxthinker vlog.