It should have been me

It's a total fricking lie.

Back when I came of age around 2010 and there was a popular white privilege checklist. It was all stuff like, "when I go shopping, I can be confidemt that someone of my race will be there." Just a bunch of items that came down to, "I am the default race" in order to try to make a list that applies to white people of all income and status levels.

I went on an excursion into town today and I noticed the population was like 90% south Asian, 9.9% black, and yours truly.

I love being the town white. No one treats you any differently, because it's not like they've never seen a white person before, but you get to be the only one who is special looking. The onion ring in a bag of fries. What the frick are minorities playing at acting all mad? My only complaint is that my race would mean that people would look at me funny if I tried pulling off the forehead dot.

Universal white privilege DEBUNKED

Case closed.

Someone doxxing in the comments smh:

The guy who wrote that Medium article is an avowed neo-Nazi, just so you know.

Not saying that makes what Steve said better or defensible at all, even, but I'd be very wary of people's intentions when it comes to stuff like that.

Leopard thought he could eat a baboon in front of his whole troop 😳 pic.twitter.com/Khz5OLn5jc

— Nature is Amazing ☘️ (@AMAZlNGNATURE) May 12, 2024

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Cut the wire, you're such a bad liar

Can't hide the destruction, but you

Never tire, go through heck or fire

I shouldn't have to remind you

Egregore, self saboteur

Why do I do it more?

Why do I do it, do it? (Do it more!)

Egregore, self saboteur

Why do I do it more?

Why do I do it, do it? (Do it more!)

I hate that I hate myself

I'm lost, I'm on the wrong side

I tried to pick up my problems

But I'm losing touch, you know

I'm losing touch with my mind

Why do I do it more?

Why do I do it more?

Why do I do it more?

Why do I do it, do it?

Suffocating, my morals keep breaking

I don't wanna (But you have to!)

It's frustrating, no commiserating

When I try to run (I will find you!)

Egregore, self sabotеur

Why do I do it more?

Why do I do it, do it? (Do it more!)

I hate that I hatе myself

I'm lost, I'm on the wrong side

I tried to pick up my problems

But I'm losing touch, you know

I'm losing touch with my mind

Why do I do it more?

Why do I do it more?

Why do I do it more?

Why do I do it, do it? (More)

Why do I do it more? (More)

Why do I do it more? (More)

Why do I do it more? (More)

Why do I do it, do it?

Neah, haugh, dish, dish, nach elam

I wanna love myself, be better than I am

Neah, haugh, dish, dish, nach elam

I wanna love myself, be better than I am

I hate that I hate myself

I'm lost, I'm on the wrong side

I tried to pick up my problems

But I'm losing touch, you know

I'm losing touch with my mind

I hate that I hate myself

I lost, I'm on the wrong side (Why do I do it, do it?)

I tried to pick up my problems

But I'm losing touch, you know

I'm losing touch with my mind

Why do I do it more?

Why do I do it more?

Why do I do it more?

Why do I do it, do it? (More)

Why do I do it more? (More)

Why do I do it more? (More)

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Why do I do it, do it?

Egregore

He don't miss.

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The way she slaps it and then throws it like a hammer is what makes it so entertaining (3)

Yea will be entertaining when someone does it to you (-2)

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Are you really comparing a rooster to a dog, just because they are both animals? (-1)

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Congrats on being an idiot by trying to make it about race. (-1)

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Worked at a rescue kind of spot with easily 200 chickens, 50 turkeys, 3 rheas, 3 emus, few pigs, 10 goats, and a sheep. 98% of the chickens were fine, but there were definitely 2 roosters I would have done this to. Those mfers would hunt you down. I'd have to lock myself in the coup so they couldn't get in, and they'd keep pacing around trying to get in. (Also 1 of the emus was completely psycho and would charge you if you came within 100ft of it, luckily they are easily scared away) I'd rather by charged by the angry emu, then deal with angry roosters. (18)

Was just gonna say. I often pet sit for this family who raises chickens. The hens are more or less fine but the one rooster they have is such a b-word. And not even like a big one, just this little shit that thinks he's hot shit. I'd be lying if I said I haven't (lightly) punted that little fricker to show him who's boss. (7)

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Yes, there is a distinct difference between eating tasty food and murdering a living being personally. Both from a psychological perspective and a moral one. (1)

Only to people who live in a world where the concept of consuming meat is completely detached from the inherent death and murder it entails... being ignorant of the fact you're supporting animal slaughter doesn't make it somehow more moral. Cannibalism bad whether it's a pyscho killing and eating a stranger or a "regular consumer" entering a "restaurant" to eat pieces of human meat that don't resemble a human in any way besides being called human nuggets. The latter involves killing millions of humans. (2)

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If a dog attacked you? I would definitely spin toss that shit.People here are weirdly dillusional. If you get an increasing strength in whooping and still go back for more, then it's on you. (5)

Yeah.. if a dog repeatedly attacked me, i would kill it. Or at least try to. Its either gonna be killed by me or whatever agency comes to destroy it for being a threat to humans. I don't see why humans should hold back against animals when their health is in danger, even if their life necessarily isn't. They aren't human. They don't understand logic necessarily. It's an easy way to let yourself get seriously hurt. (2)

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What's the worst book you've ever read, discounting self published crap?

I bought my mom Jo Watson's Among Others half a decade ago for mother's day.

I didn't know much about the industry so I thought that it winning the Hugo meant it had to be at least of decent quality. It was so bad that she said it had to read it too

300 pages of the most pretentious precious child crap