I know we have many doctors and hot nurses here, as well as many wise folx with ancient eastern medical knowledge.

I've had tendinitis in my right hand for 2 weeks now, it gets worse every day, haven't been able to jack off in a week and I'm in excruciating pain every time I try. I can barely hold anything, and now I'm starting to have trouble even typing. I'll take any ideas to fix it, I tried green clay plasters and it did nothing.

!fitness

!coomers

lol

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Nope! Acknowledgement of and making fun of racism is not in and of itself racist. Thanks for asking, and I'm glad I could clear that up! (-274)

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Mocking white people and asserting that white people often secretly have malicious racist motives, is racist though. Glad I could clear that up! (186)

Earnestly implying that white people often have hidden racist biases <----Not racist.Earnestly saying that all white people always have hidden racist motives <---- Kinda racist.My comic does the former, not the latter. Glad I could clear that up! (-202)

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If you see yourself in this comic, it's not 'cause you're white. (-107)

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Really drew out the Not-Alls with this one, huh?For those of y'all who have your head in your butt, this obviously isn't about all white people because idk if you knew this, but not all white people are racist (though you could argue whether they continue to benefit from systemic racism). This also isn't about all racism, either. No shit people of every race are racist. This is about covert racism that you see a lot in environments where racists are taught that open racism is wrong, but don't internalize why it's wrong. They change how they refer to people because, oh god, they don't want the negative consequences, but they don't change the attitudes or beliefs behind them. It's like those stupid slur-baiting “Who was in Paris?” memes. People understand that they shouldn't say slurs but god darn do they want to. And obviously this is a behavior mostly seen in middle class white Americans because they get decent education but still have parents/grandparents who're still salty about de... (-1)

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The amount of people in the comments saying “I can't believe OP hates all white people” or “this is just as racist as if it said ‘black people'” is pretty pathetic. Yes, generalisations are bad, but when you have an institutionalised system of racism, then the outcome is generally the “dominant” race in that system being racist (with varying intensity/intent). That said, this post is about those racist things said by racist white people, not literally all white people. Also I'm not super educated on the topic but I'm hesitant to say racism against white people (at least in country's like America) exist (-24)

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Subtitle: I want to draw a line in the sand between their racism and whatever forms of racism I participate in so I can feel good about myself rather than do the continual work of being introspective to actively deprogram the racism that I have been and continue to be taught. (-38)

Y'all downvoting but this is right. White people as a cultural group still set the standards of representation for our culture. Which means it's important not to associate with the racists by being offended on behalf of the people who claim to represent you.This is the man/bear question all over again. Yes it's not fair you have to be associated with these people. But being offended shows which side you're showing empathy towards. It's a messy topic and that means there's messy lines.These perspectives are not about painting with a wide brush. They're about sharing how the problem is still so endemic that from the perspectives of non-white people are experiencing so much racism that there's no way to talk about individuals only.It's not "all white people are racists".It's "white culture still has so much racism embedded in it".It's a subtle difference but a massive change in perspective if you think about it that way. (-5)

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NEW: Subscribe to /h/miners to see untapped drama veins, ripe for mining!

autodrama: automating away the jobs of dramautists. Ping HeyMoon if there are any problems or you have a suggestion

>Force company that doesn't want to do game as service to do a game as service, games fails fire them

The final Red vs Blue thing is out and idk there's nothing much left besides that

!oldstrags @BWC @AverageBen10Enjoyer discuss

Second in a series of helpful how-to posts.

Last time we talked about how to get shitloads of dramacoin the old-fashioned way, but what if you're a lazy piece of shit and you just want to get lots of DC quickly? Enter gambling: this top secret backdoor is a way to rapidly unlock thousands of coins that would otherwise have required tedious hours of quality posting.

The casino here offers several different games of chance: roulette, slots, blackjack and the lottershe. For our purposes, we're only concerned with slots because that's the best one to shit up threads with publicly. If you post !slots1234 (or w/e number) you'll wager that much money on your post. If you win, just like at the casino in Monaco or Macao, lots of other people will see you win and they'll think you're cool and want to have sex with you. It's just like Monte Carlo, except instead of lucky gamblers shagging models in their lambos, you'll have dramautists crawling up in your DMs begging to suck your cock for DC. (This is true even if you don't have a cock or you've deprecated it, damautists won't check before they promise the succs-for-bucks)

Okay, so with that out of the way, how do you rack up impressive winnings like mine?

The number one secret is only gamble when you're pretty sure you're going to win.

If you've got a good feeling, or you're on a hot streak, or you're posting in a lucky thread: lots of rare Marseys, or golden flashing ones, or if everyone else is already winning big, you should try to get in on that action, too.

Sometimes you are going to lose, and that's just how chance works. The other important thing is make small bets when you're going lose and save your biggest bets for the ones that will pay off. For example, maybe you lose two or three 300 DC bets, but that will just angry up Chaos because she knows you're not serious and you're betting like a pussy. So then as an apology you'll want to bet big, like 5, 10, 15,000 to show you mean it - but don't do it unless you're going to win. If you keep winning 10,000 DC bets and losing 200 DC ones, you can see how the math works out.

Try to get in good with random number generators. The Mersenne Twister and I go way back: we used to fool around back in college and it was all basically innocent but everyone knows Twister has always been a little kinky and it's true. If you get on her good side, she will pay off in spades. Not that many people understand this, but gambling on a computer pretty much comes down to /dev/random and so if random numbers love you, then you will consistently win at gambling.

If all those tips don't work, and you're still a loser, you should try praying. Specifically, you should pray to become more like me...

...because being specially blessed and favored by the Lord God Almighty and her favorite boy, the Son of Man can come in handy in all walks of life, but one area where it especially pays off is at the slot machine.

Thank you. I will not be taking any questions from the panel. !wincels please explain it to the losers if they don't understand.

This is what a 21 year old Joe Biden voter looks like 🗳️ 💙 pic.twitter.com/AVzenJCgRt

— Olivia Julianna 🗳 (@0liviajulianna) May 7, 2024

It's over. I have depicted you as the soyjak and me as the chad.

I definitely trust anything run by this guy.

Not into UFO bullshit? Check out some of Ubiquity University's other programs. You can get a PhD in:

• Wisdom Studies

• Regenerative Action

• Ecstatic Mysticism

• Psychedelic Studies

• Source Code Alchemy

• Conscious Business

• Authentic Tantra Education

• ECOintention

• Inner Science

• Entheogenic Medicine

• Intuitive Interspecies Communication

• and many more!

They're giving out degrees for kinds of bullshit I've never even heard of before.

I dunno about the rest of you but I'm enrolling right away. You'll be pretty if 8 weeks from now you're still a lowly pleb while Dr. Redactor is communing with the blue avians.

Some highlights

https://www.reddit.com/r/Marxism_Memes/s/JwGLGBkjyf

Prostitute I think. Might be the most useful person here

https://www.reddit.com/r/Marxism_Memes/s/LEUuEfgoDT

Propagandist

https://www.reddit.com/r/Marxism_Memes/s/rFuVz2OvtO

Wants to make propaganda videos

https://www.reddit.com/r/Marxism_Memes/s/Tv00LgzFiT

Wants to be a poet (very useful in an armed rebellion-the red army was known for their poetry corps).

https://www.reddit.com/r/Marxism_Memes/s/h4xh344Qdw

Xe will post memes for the cause online (propagandist)

https://www.reddit.com/r/Marxism_Memes/s/C8r8mhyQ0j

Xe will make TikTok's for the cause

https://www.reddit.com/r/Marxism_Memes/s/puZihmYMrA

Apparently there aren't enough communists posting shit online

https://www.reddit.com/r/Marxism_Memes/s/W5znEACzmZ

This king wants to start as the party commissar.

It starts with a self-evident claim by Jackson Hinkle on Friday:

https://twitter.com/jacksonhinklle/status/1786500995620442513

Which upset this guy:

https://twitter.com/ChaosCharza/status/1786519330760388812

Which got some dissent but the pedos are out in force:

https://twitter.com/smegmaboy9999/status/1786752358321393730

And turns into a longgg argument about whether DBZ is for pedos too:

https://twitter.com/GlitchyRom/status/1787166033066824157

At which point the loli enjoyer decided to escalate to retweets:

https://twitter.com/ChaosCharza/status/1787166097248075789

https://twitter.com/ChaosCharza/status/1787294984640610390

The girls there are from this last year:

https://twitter.com/ywuukii/status/1620196346123935745

Which leads me to an easy engagement-bait poll:

Are you a p-do if you prefer the girl on the right?

Occasionally he'll drop some boomer tier funny papers s*x joke (which is based) , it looks like this week he's trying out a different artstyle of the "useless millennial cute twink" variety

Some r-slurs still seem to find a way to consider it sticking it to the wokies

https://twitter.com/JuanIsidro/status/1787864255448121531

https://t.co/5N1loGVn2f pic.twitter.com/lgKZXrgzdh

— Graham Manning (@GMCManning) May 6, 2024

people want to talk about that but not his famous quote as shown below. Breathtaking.

what it actually said

Immigration didn't work out too well for the native Indians

That was colonialism. Ya shoulda been more attentive in class 🤷‍♂️

Graham you are unwittingly making the argument against mass migration when you invoke what happened to the native tribes in America. You are arguing that people should stay where they are 🤣🤣👌 Welcome to the far right bud

Stefann only daft langers like you see that but ok 🤷‍♀️

Native Americans didn't live in Ireland. The Irish are the Natives

Where did I say they did?

Frick off yank

We never had native Americans in Ireland you spastic hahah

Classy ableism kid

Heya Hoya

We're sending everyone who posted this kind of meme to the third world.

Nope. You ain't doing shit but getting cross on the internet 🥱

"In the early stages of dementia, this lib boomer no longer has the ability to discern which is the appropriate stock libtard meme to apply to this specific political issue"

(https://twitter.com/KeyedFugo/status/1787639439004467218)

Drake's OVO store in London was vandalized

Someone spray painted "They not like us" on the window pic.twitter.com/jLzyWiQzHA

— DailyRapFacts (@DailyRapFacts) May 7, 2024

For those who didn't know, drake is half white. Kendricks latest diss track "They Not Like Us" highlights this and he's not welcome in the culture.

In fact the whole song has become a rallying cry for FBAs saying that white people don't belong in their space anymore. Notice something about all these white people though? Like this guy, DJ Vlad.

Oh heck naw dis yt boi tryin get a black woman fired!

Yeah that's it 👍. It's only been 40 years since Jerry Heller buck broke eazy-e out of his contract. I'm sure this community will start noticing soon though.

https://twitter.com/Akademiks/status/1787862588660814161

BREAKING: Microsoft is closing Redfall developer Arkane Austin, Hi-Fi Rush developer Tango Gameworks, and Alpha Dog Studios. Story to come here: https://t.co/Bz415HE1hX pic.twitter.com/3jWrb9MySL

— Tom Warren (@tomwarren) May 7, 2024

Basically confirms the rumor last year that HFR sold poorly. Shame 'cause it was my personal GOTY 2023