Thanks to the lovely @float-trip, you can now uncomfortably touch ANY and ALL users with one simple command. Behold!

: @usernamepat :

Hello! Happy Monday!

We're kicking off this exciting week right and rolling out a feature I originally proposed back in January: mandatory pronouns! You'll be disappointed to know that my original proposal - which was to require pronouns at signup, and not allow any pages to be viewed for existing users until they set their pronouns, and these were all from a preset list of pronouns and neopronouns - did not come to pass, and the final product is the much more clever, much less hateful variant you see before you now. Everyone is a nice, gender neutral they/them by default. This cannot be avoided and is a million times smarter than disabling the site until pronouns are set and I am VERY EXCITED about this.

If you're not a they/them, that's totally okay! Just head on over to your settings page and you can correctly gender yourself.

Going forward, please remember to respect others' pronoun preferences. We've been lenient about this in the past, due to the confusion inherent in not having a dedicated pronouns field (and we are deeply sorry for the harm this caused), but now there is no excuse for misgendering your fellow rDrama users. It's 2022 and while the United States regresses to 1822 around us, we will not fall with them. Hate has no home here, and failure (read: willful refusal) to respect your fellow users' identities will not be tolerated.

Have a great week!

there is a typo in the code we forgot an s lol wait a minute while this is merged and server restarts, then you can change your pronouns

RESOLVED

• theres now a link to ping groups on the sidebar

• u can now cancel ur application to ping groups

• u can now leave ping groups

• group owners can now kick members

If you'd like to join the fast-paced, jet-setting world of rDrama content moderation, please take the attached assessment of your potential and post your results here for further consideration. Human Resources will contact you if you are selected to move onto the next round of interviews.

at current registeration numbers, it costs 5*17183=85915 DC, 5 DC goes to every person

these are the only ppl can afford it rn:

@eleganza

@TwoLargeSnakesMating

@Wuzizname

@TariqNasheed

@John

@BrokeBackBuck

@Sylveon

@FearOfBees

@Grand_Imam_Talichad

@Detroitvelvetsmooth

@Account_109_

@The_Batsui

@respaaaaaj

@UraniumJogGER

@McCoxmaul

@schizocel

here https://rdrama.net/settings/profile

EDIT: INCREASED FEE TO 2000

first iteration of this thread was yalled while revisions were made to buff the femboy and furry awards sry

THANK YOU AEVANN FOR STAYING UP UNTIL 6AM DOING THESE

Each House now has an award that only its members can buy. 2 more for each House will be rolling out in the near future with even more in the future possibly.

House Furry gets the OwOify Award uwu

House Femboy gets the Marsify Award

House Racist gets the Early Life Award ✡️

And House Vampire gets the Bite Award 🧛🏿‍♂️

House Founders get a 25% discount on their House-specific awards. So you have extra incentive to stick with your original House if you’re an OG.

Upcoming House awards include exciting things like RACE WAR and SEXY VAMPIRE and CUMSHOT.

Have a great weekend Potterheads 💜

You’re welcome to unfollow, of course, but you’re likely far too polite to do that.

gives u this cool badge (designed by our glorious fish)

so if you want to ping us all at once you can use @jannies which will summon all of the admins to your post or comment which willl... do what you think it does

you have to have 500 truescore to use it though so there's that. this isn't a homoween thing btw... this is a permanent change. say thanks to @Aevann for making it

love you all btw and lmk if there's any issues

How long until rDrama collapses? (the answer is at the bottom)

You can disable the freaking profanity filter if you’re some kind of gosh dang a-hole poophead but I’d advise against it. Broaden your vocabulary instead!

The slur filter now supports regex or whatever so we can have RNG replacements. But a lot of my original replacements have become a thing so I didn’t add any besides for niglet I don’t think. I also replaced cute butch because whoever came up with “cute lesbian” was really uninspired and should be ashamed.

There are new cheeky replacements as well but we don’t talk about those. I will be adding more as time goes on.

This upgrade was inspired by the brilliant mind of Dr. Oaken

and we are now roughly 40% more inscrutable if you’re brand new to the internet, or are completely incapable of picking up on context clues to infer obvious meaning like her.

Next up is a boring revision to the clusterfrick that is the Settings pages. Given that simply blocking cuss words took Devrama down for like a half hour, I project that making settings coherent will bring down the main site for roughly 4 years. This outage will begin tomorrow, or possibly tonight if I can’t sleep.

Pic unrelated but far more important than any of this nonsense - look at this amazing new MT I scored. For the gay losers who don’t know what this means, allow me to explain:

This is an alien style rifle. That has the highest base damage output in NMS, for one thing. For another, it’s absolutely ridiculous looking which is excellent.

But the really important part is the supercharged tech slot placement. See those Scatter Blaster mods? Those are the 4 SC slots. Not the legendary 2x2 positioning, but one of those has yet to be proven to actually exist. The 3x1 layout is almost functionally identical to a theoretical 2x2 and better according to some schools of thought.

I grabbed two. The PVP variant obviously has Blaze Javelin modules in the SC slots, but here we have the PVE one where I don’t even need to use over half the available slots because that fricking Scatter Blaster can take out a mech with one volley and a walker with a single clip.

Incredible find.

!biofoids

Rebounds any negative awards you receive (pizzashill, bird site, marsey, ban/grass, flairlock, etc.) back at the sender. Protects you for 10 hours, rebound is the full length. Stealth award - does not show as an active effect, so you can bait people in. Costs 7000dc.

Sorry, I meant to post this an hour ago but I got distracted by larping like I was under the effect of multiple adverse awards oops. I’m just quirky like that I guess haha 🤪

Unfunny low-effort Onion (also unfunny) knockoff and I’m sick of having to clean up (for free!) rightoids posting threads that are just Bee links.

I finally got around to adding @Chapose's Marsey ABCs so victims of the Marsey award can communicate more effectively and much more adorably. You can use the emoji picker to search alphabet or abcs or letters or punctuation and it's all there. All names begin with marseyalpha and then the letter, so ABC would be marseyalphaa marseyalphab marseyalphac. Whether it's faster to click items in the emoji picker, or just copypaste that prefix and type each letter individually at the end and add a colon is anyone's guess. Probably the emoji picker.

edit: after playing around with it, I've found that spamming a letter a bunch of times and then just ctrl+arrow keying through and changing the last letter of the spammed emoji to be very quick

If we ask nicely maybe Aevann can give them their own tab, or at least make searching "abc" or "alphabet" present them in alphabetical order. I thought naming them this way would do it (the punctuation was meant to appear at the end, and so is named marseyalphazwhatever) but this doesn't appear to have happened

just added the numbers too, prefix is marseyalphanumeric and then the digit

Join !badgemaxxers for announcements of new badge opportunities and contests.

Pinging !badgemaxxers as a non-carp will result in expulsion from the group.

Team Vaxxmaxxed: Gets 3x dramacoin from votes on their posts/comments (responsible contributors to herd immunity get rewarded by the globohomo capitalist state).

Team Zombie: Gets free progressive stack on their posts and comments (fast zombies), AND gets a free bite award every 24hrs to spread the love.

You can now vax yourself. It takes one vax to go from infected to healthy. Any vaxxes after that make you VAXXED, which takes two bites to deplete back to healthy. You can stack up to five (5) vaxxes for a total of eleven bites until zombification.

ALSO, we are tracking bites and vaxxes. There winning team when Homoween ends will get a very special [redacted]. There will definitely be a fun stats post about who the biggest superspreaders and CDC lackies were.

The unenforced ban on metaposting is now over. Villainous scum who metaposted anyway will be given this badge of shame, forever branding them as a ne'er do well that others may shun them accordingly (on next pull).

NOTE: I got tired of flairing threads. If your illegal post wasn't flaired, don't think your mischief will go unpunished. Everyone who posted something that wasn't one of the four (4) approved categories will be permanently marked as the knave they are, flair or not. No one is above the law.

Thank you.

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