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ping groups improvements
  • theres now a link to ping groups on the sidebar

![](/images/16772680322828052.webp)

  • u can now cancel ur application to ping groups

  • u can now leave ping groups

  • group owners can now kick members

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FARTMODE IS LIVE

welcome to the @TED_SIMP update

we’ve worked very hard on this for a very long time

it is the result of months and months of collaborative effort between dozens of team members

enjoy 🙏🏽

(if you don’t enjoy for some reason, u can buy Beano in the shop)
(this will just run for a few days don’t stress)
(though aevann made me a toggle to switch it on and off in the future at will)

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u can now click these lines to collapse comments on mobile (like desktop)
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Gigavaxxers vs Zombies: NEW RULES, NEW REWARDS

Team Vaxxmaxxed: Gets 3x dramacoin from votes on their posts/comments (responsible contributors to herd immunity get rewarded by the globohomo capitalist state).

Team Zombie: Gets free progressive stack on their posts and comments (fast zombies), AND gets a free bite award every 24hrs to spread the love.

You can now vax yourself. It takes one vax to go from infected to healthy. Any vaxxes after that make you VAXXED, which takes two bites to deplete back to healthy. You can stack up to five (5) vaxxes for a total of eleven bites until zombification.

ALSO, we are tracking bites and vaxxes. There winning team when Homoween ends will get a very special [redacted]. There will definitely be a fun stats post about who the biggest superspreaders and CDC lackies were.

:#marseyzombie: :#questionmark: :#!marseygigavaxxer:

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(changelog) added Hole Neglecter badge

If your Hole dies from no posts in 7 days, you get this. Want a cool new badge no one else has to flex with your disposable income? Kill your Hole.

THIS DOES NOT APPLY TO PREVIOUSLY DELETED HOLES

Rejected design behind the scenes peek:

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edit: as of the time of this edit, any r-slur trying to come up with some asinine excuse to be given the badge for a previously deleted hole is getting banned for 1-7 days.

Shut the frick up

If your hole wasn’t deleted after this thread was posted you do not get a badge.

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added a 1% chance for a golden marsey

requested by @VILLAIN, made by @geese_suck :marseykneel:

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  • Soren : paypiggies dropping off like whores on big daddy jim, hope this creates more pay pigs, I bet it will
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u can now make holes, make ping groups, and participate in betting threads with marseybux :marseybux:

@Cdace

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  • ThreeLetterAgent : Furries stay winning
  • Marco : This is an act of war. Furtwinks should watch their backs.
  • WappyDoo : The ghost award was literally the only thing worth buying, the site is ruined now. RUINED!!!
  • Homoshrexual : Stop pooping up the site carp
  • PermaChudRanch : u can tell he's an FTM since he still engages in w*man nonsense
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removed ghost award

Aevann is busy with finals and I have full server access :marseywitch:

House Furry reigns supreme

or it didn’t work

We’ll see I suppose

Still 140 characters short of the pizza award requirement

Lalalalala

67 to go

Anus

Butthole

Rectum

Sphincter

Cornhole

Pucker

Oh and butthole.

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(changelog) added 6 goombling badges

In anticipation of the imminent Marsey's Palace casino update, here are some new badges. They apply retroactively, so if you've already earned them, you're good to go! If not, better get goombling.

Lil Goombler - Won a 1,000 dramacoin bet. Nice job!

![](/images/1662139385991224.webp)

Pro Goombler - Won a 10,000 dramacoin bet. Some would say to quit while you're ahead, but they didn't just win 10k - keep at it!

![](/images/16621394089602435.webp)

King Goombler - Won a 100,000 dramacoin bet. Wipe your sweaty palms off and bet it all again, you're on a roll!

![](/images/16621394319139917.webp)

A Minor Setback - Lost a 1,000 dramacoin bet. Keep going!

![](/images/16621394566407475.webp)

Just One More Hand - Lost a 10,000 dramacoin bet. But it's fine, you're due for a big win!

![](/images/16621394766295073.webp)

It's Over - Lost a 100,000 dramacoin bet. It's fricking over.

![](/images/16621394954604714.webp)

They'll be applied once Snakes or Cox adds the logic for them. The Casino itself will be rolling out soon. Might make game-specific badges if they're gonna add new games too.

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(changelog) Added 71 hats

Plus the like 50 last night

We’re up 133 additional hats already. Nearing 400 total.

Well done r-slurs

More changes to hats are coming soon. Thank you for your participation 🙏🏾

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u can now upload images in the chat
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removed jannies' ability to print awards

they do it for free :marseyjanny:

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increased the max limit for concurrent file uploads from 4 files to 8 files

testing with badge images

![](/images/16774141213347116.webp)

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![](/images/1677414121454576.webp)

![](/images/16774141214897528.webp)

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test complete, we did it reddit

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(changelog) marseys have FINALLY been updated

by that i mean i made 2 marseys and uploaded them and one other

:#marseyfedscared:

:#marseyfedscared2:

because they'd have been really useful in this thread

And I added this BEAUTIFUL VARGINN SELF-DEFENSE ONE that @idc made

:#marseyvargfinnselfdefense:

the remaining marseys are still pending bc snakes is working on a largely automated system of getting them uploaded bc you have NO IDEA what a massive headache it is to do these manually holy shit

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:bernieassslap: [Changelog] Belial's unblockable has been seized, and the previous changes to unblockable have been reverted

-Unblockable users can now block people again

-Anyone can block Belial

@JoeB1den @Soren @Tax @Elohim-Erika-UH @ThousandBestLives

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Hat submissions are now to be done with this link:

https://rdrama.net/submit/hats

This will massively expedite the process of adding them, much like the new Marsey submission page has allowed for like two hours of Marsey additions to be added in a matter of a couple minutes.

Please use this hat submission page going forward. You’re not required to move your yet-unapproved hats from the hat submission thread there, but it would be cool if you did. Not the end of the world if not though. Please delete your comment in the OG thread with the hat if so, to avoid conflicting filenames. Note that I am still working that thread, so if you see your currently-backlogged comment got jannied, it means I took care of it. Previously I would just upvote things I had processed.

Remember to thank Aevann for revolutionizing our custom asset library with these forms. They’re real game changers.

DMs

Previously, there were two huge issues with DMs:

  1. They’d populate in the main Notifications tab, which often caused DMs to be overlooked, as clearing their notification was tied to just clicking the bell at all and they’d likely be buried under normal notifications, and

  2. The actual Messages tab sorted by date of the first message received, rather than most recent. So even if you were diligent in checking that tab to keep up, conversations would inevitably get buried. If someone messaged you on Monday and you’d been discussing something, and it’s now Saturday, every message you received from Tuesday-Saturday would be above that conversation, regardless of replies.

@TwoLargeSnakesMating has resolved both of these issues and it’s SO GOOD. Praise him.

![](/images/16628163169644756.webp)

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now I just made it also possible to select them (or paste them) one by one as well

try it out my biggas

EDIT: also i increased the limit from 8 files at a time to 20 files at a time

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(changelog) added House dormitories

Hi again, I’m here to let you know about another exciting update for all you Potterheads! Each House now has a dedicated Hole in which only its members can post, but everyone can view.

/h/furry

/h/vampire

/h/femboy

/h/racist

Like others, House Holes will also be automatically deleted if they have no posts for 7 days.

We’re actually going to be doing stuff with Houses in the nearish future. Geese was supposed to make the House-specific awards I came up with MONTHS AGO but after he accepted it a couple weeks ago he vanished so that’s now on the backburner, sometime after the chat upgrades, hats (lol), and optional Sorting for new accounts.

Anyway while I have your attention, since @Saint_Nicholas claims that this

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16841356779638543.webp

was confusing and unclear, I will now walk you through adding hidden Holes to your main feed. These are /h/Chudrama (5k truescore requirement), /h/braincels and /h/smuggies.

Let’s use Chudrama as an example.

  1. Visit /h/Chudrama. You can do that without a link by just typing https://rdrama.net/h/Chudrama. Or, you can access it from the master list of Holes: https://rdrama.net/holes

  2. Look at this yellow-highlighted bit:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16841356785462127.webp

Click there.

  1. If done correctly, it will then change to this:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16841356792208164.webp

  1. Chudrama posts will now appear in New and Trending for you. Well done.

You can also click the lower button in the first screenshot if you’d like a notification of any and all new Chudrama threads.

p.s. Here’s a really brilliant dark surrealist take on Alice in Wonderland from 1988 Czechistan. Watched it last night and I really cannot recommend it strongly enough:

I love you.

xoxo Carp 💋

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added tabs to award window

per poll: https://stupidpol.site/h/countryclub/post/79285/-/3661036#context

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@schizocel

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blocked babylonbee links

Unfunny low-effort Onion (also unfunny) knockoff and I’m sick of having to clean up (for free!) rightoids posting threads that are just Bee links.

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