welcome to the @TED_SIMP update

we’ve worked very hard on this for a very long time

it is the result of months and months of collaborative effort between dozens of team members

enjoy 🙏🏽

(if you don’t enjoy for some reason, u can buy Beano in the shop)
(this will just run for a few days don’t stress)
(though aevann made me a toggle to switch it on and off in the future at will)

People aren’t using cosmetic awards nearly as much as I’d like them to so now we’re doing this.

Cosmetic awards are things like fireflies, wholesome, stripper cake, glowie, etc.

Go forth and break threads.

Thanks to this incredibly rude DM I received, jannying a comment or thread now pays the janitor one (1) dramacoin. No longer can we be said to “do it for free” and saying things like this, here, just makes you look a fool.

@Landlord_Messiah

did i already post this video here

idk but here it is again if so

Good morning.

You can now upload a background FOR YOUR PROFILE without having to peepee around with css witchery. Just press that cute little “upload profile background” button on your profile and there you go

This was actually originally going to be a profile upgrade you buy in the shop, but aevann pointed out that people customizing their stuff is desirable in the first place. So now you get the originally-going-to-be-like-20k badge for FREE. This was I think the first thing I ever animated well over a year ago so it’s even more uninteresting and ghetto. Sorry. That is the Windows XP background though. Clever.

PAYPIGS can upload their own backgrounds FOR THE SITE from the SETTINGS PAGE. This was poorly explained yesterday and I am sorry.

And, finally, I’d like to point out that /h/glory was deleted after four days of inactivity instead of a week.

So you all blew 50k for nothing. Stop donating to holes. Stop posting in holes. Holes are stupid and so are you.

BLOCK HOLES SO YOU DO NOT EVEN SEE THEM, DEPRIVE HOLEPOSTERS OF THE OXYGEN OF AMPLIFICATION.

costs 10k coins to buy and bans its recipient permanently, recipient has to send the chadmins a timestamped picture of them touching grass to get unbanned

idea by @duck

this is to encourage ppl to post their rightoid garbage posts there instead of pooping up the main feed

!chuds celebrate

!nonchuds deliberate

• theres now a link to ping groups on the sidebar

• u can now cancel ur application to ping groups

• u can now leave ping groups

• group owners can now kick members

You’re welcome to unfollow, of course, but you’re likely far too polite to do that.

A FREE HAT

Everyone with an account as of RIGHT NOW has this rad Homoween 2022 hat. It is not for sale and will never be distributed again.

If you'd like to wear it, please visit https://rdrama.net/hats and press the EQUIP button beside it. As a reminder, you can equip an unlimited number of hats, and it will randomly cycle between them.

p.s. can someone please use the Vax award on me? I don't want to be a gay zombie.

you can now download the New™️ Rdrama™️ Mobile App™️ using the instructions in the linked page

also, new accounts now have a special hat to let you know to be kind to them :)))

https://rdrama.net/search/posts/?q=cc%3Atrue

No one else wanted to make the post. Permanent marisification is annoying and gay so it’s gone now. If you liked it then I’m sorry about your bad taste.

There. Easy post. No one has to argue about who to blame. It was a bad toggle and now it’s gone. I did it. Me. Frick your marisification.

Well done, everyone who earned this badge! (me)

Text is wonky, will fix later. Good job though fish!!!!!!

edit: fixed

I should make another badge for that lightning quick response time to a major issue.

-Unblockable users can now block people again

-Anyone can block Belial

@JoeB1den @Soren @Tax @Elohim-Erika-UH @ThousandBestLives

• Casino games are no longer comment-based.

• https://rdrama.net/casino is now the place to gamble, and currently has Slots, Blackjack and Lottershe.

• As you gamble, you can see your dramacoin and marseybux go up and down without refreshing the page.

• New games will be added as time goes on.

• New animations, textures, etc will also be added. I know it looks basic AF right now, but I already have some assets that will make it fresher.

• All prior comment-based gambling data will be migrated by @Snakes in the next few weeks.

• In a future update, each casino game will have a feed of user activity, as well as slots for leaderboard positions.

• Also in that update, the badges previously showcased by carp will go live.

To those of you who really liked the social aspect of gambling, such as people gambling in threads with golden marseys, I empathize. It was a tough decision we ultimately agreed on.

NOTE: As of now, wordle is entirely unaffected and is still comment-based.

requested by @Klenvastergan (sorta) here https://rdrama.net/post/34965/make-people-i-follow-posted-alerts

just like "simps" and "haters" but reversed, it will show you who you upvoted most and downvoted most

example:

https://rdrama.net/@Aevann/upvoting

https://rdrama.net/@Aevann/downvoting