Blech!

all i have right now is cholula and crystal (which is better than i remember it being). any fancy sauces? looking to expand my repertoire of spicy mayos.

My groceries (pic related) cost $100 after tax and tip today. How the frick is anyone else surviving?

Full thread can be found HERE

OP celebrates their birthday with a Brazilian pizza featuring tuna, cream cheese, palm hearts, spices, and other ingredients that doesn't win the crowd over at /r/pizza and doubles down on personal attacks towards anyone and everyone's parents. A few highlights:

Yeah im gonna eat even if it looks disgusting anyways. Thats how your parents made you after all

I hope one day all these motherlovers who talk shit on food saying its a misery or disgraceful to STARVE TO DEATH EATING DIRT.

Nah, your father inserted his palm olives deep then released cream cheese in your mom's tuna Which 9 hours later she released into the potty... Then she heard you crying and welp...shit kid

https://old.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/10emnbi/birthday_pizza_loaded_up_with_tuna_cream_cheese/

I have some left over from baking cookies. Can you make coffee by mixing this with water? Does it have caffeine?

I really wonder if I could do it, I frickin' love James Johnathan's. 😬

They're not bad at all. They're dried baby softshell crabs covered in, like... the Japanese version of Old Bay?

I thought it was just a place to post random weirdo "food" you find on the internet.

Made some fried rice after seeing the post yesterday from @ElectricFencePence and having some leftover Sona Masoori rice I got for cheap from a Middle Eastern grocery.

1/4 tsp Garlic powder

1/2 tsp Granulated onion

(Too lazy to use fresh lol)

4 cups of refrigerated rice

1 1/2 Tbsp Soy sauce

2 Tbsp avocado oil (this rice variety sucks up liquid, I prob could have added another Tbsp if not 2)

2 eggs (could prob add a 3rd tbh)

2/3 cup Frozen veg

Thanks again for the starting recipe @ElectricFencePence really glad I tried this.

Will absolutely make again with some small changes (more egg and oil).

no doxx please

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— fucked up looking food (@fuckedupfoods) January 12, 2023

zog flavor inducing

idk i dont food post much felt like trying it out okay?

Ribs smoked over Kingsford and hickory and party potatoes, similar recipe is below.

Cheesy taters have been stealing the show in Midwestern church basements for decades.

https://www.southernliving.com/recipes/party-potatoes

I'm doing this new thing where I've consumed nothing but broth for the past 4 days and it's great combined with some cardio I've lost 4 pounds already.

It was the biggest new "superfood" like 2 years ago, and now that's over I can safely say WHO THE HECK LIKED IT? ITS DISGUSTING! I swear anyone who said they liked it was lying and trying to be a health food guru. Its got a nasty taste, nasty texture, and looks weird. I got this recipe from a friend for "Sriracha quinoa" and they said "oh you'll love it for sure" and I tried it and it was TERRIBLE!! JUST USE RICE FOR GOSHS SAKE!!!!!!!!

Was quite happy with the result. Usually they only have thai chili peppers, but this time I also got those bigger things - no clue what they are. I hope they're hot!