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Cut cabbage into wedges. Score cabbage with sharp knife to allow chilli paste to soak in.

Brush cabbage with oil and chilli paste and season with salt and pepper.

Place in oven at high heat for 20 mins.

Sautee leek with garlic in butter until soft (NO BRONWING)

Add 150ml of milk to simmer for 10 mins.

Blend into puree, add more milk to your preferred texture, add salt to taste.

!besties !chuds enjoy with a drizzle of olive and if feeling decadent a sprinkle of fetta cheese.

We were making offal from stomach lining, tongue, eyeballs and cheeks of sheep today 🐑 It's spot broth

Normies run away in disgust

Boks fight here against each other as dominant males try to conquer each others terf across fence lines and destroys fences

We have a generator on a trolley

Went hunting and helping hunters today

Free State hunting is hard cuz there's zero cover, it's a very vegetation sparse steppe type biome

One method is trying to hunt them from a vehicle and try to creep into their comfort zone before they bolt and shoot them from range

These are milestones of medieval Khoisan who milled down Maize 🌽 and grain into bread 🍞 or Pap

Met a Multi 🪙 gold 🥇 medallion Olympic South Africa shooter

These guys are so intense they use fricking bubble levels to keep their rifles orientated precisely towards gravity

Saw Sable

Made mortal enemy

Pre-heat oven to 350 or don't, just leave it in there a bit longer

Open your package of Tikka Masala and put in a skillet

Put skillet in the oven for 30 or so minutes

Bon appetite!

The review is a bit weird for modern standards, it never tells the readers if pizza is tasty.

!grillers

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Disturbing trend on TT/YT/IG: entire social channels with nonsense recipes. They're clearly narrated by AI and likely written by it, but the videos appear real. The channels have no affiliate websites, but millions of subs. It's just chaos.

Like this egg horror: pic.twitter.com/TZuT6tG3RS

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You misunderstood Panera, people wanted more drink options, not less.

Gnd beef 90% 3 lb

1 lb garden rotini

1 lb mushroom peppers onions whatever

1 lb tomatoes

1 jar pasta sauce

Boil rotini al dente, chop veggies while you wait, rinse in collander and leave in sink.

add everything but tomatoes and sauce, brown, add tomatoes and cook for like a minute, add back pasta and pour in sauce. Mix and Walla you have something tasty your boytoy can get packed in him at night. Makes a whole giant pot so have one of those.

Later homos.

I finished a bowl of Shin Ramyun Black (w/ only half a package of the spicy powder) and now I'm so warm and sleepy

A lot of fast food slop gets me pooping a couple hours later.

Plus how do you finish a plate/meal packed with so many carbs?

I end up feeling sick during the meal as well.

Are burgers just built different that you have iron slop stomachs?

Teach me your fat ways.

!goyslopenjoyers deep fried onion from texas roadhouse

look at that calorie count

Recipe

Made this for lunch just now. I've tried getting the beef right for these darn things a bunch of different ways. Internet people have all sorts of ways they've tried to get it just like the restaurants, but the only one I've seen that looked like it would realistically work was this massive bearded greek dude shoving like 5 pounds of lamb shoulder onto two spits and throwing it on a charcoal grill. I'm just trying to make lunch here, though. I've tried to make a mini spit using the rotisserie attachment in my toaster oven, and that looked and smelled great, but the meat completely dried out and was nasty inside.

Other internet ideas were like to use ground meat and form a really tight meatloaf and bake it in the oven, then you can cut thin slices off it that look a lot like the gyro places, but it's lacking the super brown crispy outside you want.

This time I bought some really thin ribeye steaks (like less than 1/2") that people usually use to make carne asada. I figured with how thin they were I'd want the pan to be really fricking hot, so I did a test run with one of them with the heat cranked all the way up on my stove and a cast iron skillet. Darn near lit my kitchen on fire, like the oil in the pan actually just made a poof noise and burst into flames. The steak didn't get burned though, even with me moving it around in the pan to smother the fire. The steak was a perfect medium rare cooking it just one minute a side. Problem, though: medium rare steak is too chewy for sandwich or sandwich-adjacent preparations.

Finally, I marinated the rest of the steaks and cooked them with slightly less heat (although still enough that the pan was smoking up my kitchen) for 2 minutes a side. They're pretty well done, but perfect for a gyro because you can bite through the pieces so easily. Then I put this together and smashed the whole thing into my face. The end.

The menu would be focused on the hits.

• Breakfast 24/7 -- BK French Toast and McD pancakes + hashbrown. Don't know which one you feel like? That means you want both.

• Arby's crinkle fries

• Arby's curly fries

(these are the only fries)

• Arby's Roast Beef sandwiches

• Burger King Whoppers

• McDonald's Nuggets

• McDonald's Cones

• Wendy's Frosties (chocolate only)

• Taco Bell tacos

• Taco Bell burrito supreme

• Pizza Hut personal pans

If the franchising fees didn't kill you, you'd make a million dollars a day.

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