A group of animal friends (cats, fox, and bunny) playing DS at a silly sleep over. What DS game are they playing together?

!fashion

Anyone else?

I'm concerned that companies are using astral projection as part of their marketing strategy and it's really starting to piss me off

I sometimes get dream segments about Arbys and Dunkin Donuts a fricking hate Arbys and there aren't even any nearby

dunkin is sugar slop

swiffer is a scam just use a REGULAR MOP

one time a guy handed me a razor and told me he gets them subscription and asked if he could shave my balls and I ran away

I'm pretty sure that was gonna turn into ANOTHER PRODUCT PLACEMENT if I didn't run away

months ago I was getting forced barbie nostalgia in my dreams a few times and I didn't like being in the toy store, I said "who cares I want to go to radio shack" (since I was in the past or smth) so they became angry and life size and started chasing me

had a weird dream about buying the perfect shirt at "GAP" and it was overwhelmingly soft and fresh and airy, get solid enough-- while somehow making me look chiseled and sophisticated. It's like the shirt was alive and trying to seduce me. I've never been to a gap in my life and buy all my shirts on ebay

I blocked all ads on youtube & the internet, don't watch cable, and won't use phone apps with ads not even soundcloud-- EW! I use open source apps so that doesn't happen. It drives me crazy watching my mom and sister use random apps they downloaded to do various things and then they have to watch a 20 second video to press another button. It's absurd.

anyway

do you think corporations are paying occulists extra money to advertise to me while I sleep since I'm otherwise a bit hard to reach with advertising?

So a matched with a ghot foid and yesterday I was walking with my dogs in the park and there was small group of ghots and I noticed her. To say I was surprised would be an understatement. She was massive like obese class 2,5. And I went to other direction because I am all for body positivity

!biofoids

I've had multiple occasions now where I've had white women express their woes and it seems pretty bleak.

I heard from a woman who's husband essentially kidnapped their daughter during their separation.

I heard from a woman whose parents used her as a pawn during their divorce.

I heard of one who had a miscarriage at 22 weeks.

In a generally bleak trend every woman I talked with was on psychoactive medication and many of them had been in the psych ward at some point.

The bullying women do to each other also came up multiple times.

Not sure what all this means but I'm suggesting we stop white women until we figure out what the heck is going on.

I uploaded like one selfie (not filtered bc I have integrity). I had “99+” likes in like 5 minutes. Wow, thanks!

Then I noticed a lot of the people I matched with wanted “short term”.

Okay hard pass, just not my vibe.

One guy though….we started chatting. He was Latinx so I started flirting in Spanish (I'm good at that and rarely have the opportunity to speak the language). He lived in a neighborhood I wouldn't be caught dead in but I thought I'd give him a chance? I'm not shallow, honestly. He kept calling me a catfish (I'm not that hot) so I figured he was being sweet. I told him I disliked the app and was gonna delete so we moved to text.

What. The. Frick.

So I blocked him and I'm back to dating people I meet in the wild and/or on rdrama.

People here also try to neg me with my age but I never took it personally since my dream was always to be a classy old lady but holy shit the audacity of this Mexican goblin MY AGE who lives in a shitty neighborhood.

Pic related. It's my goal in life.

He's pretty good, but snoozecels be seething at drumchads right now.

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I WILL NOT YEET THE TEET

I WILL NOT GROW THE MACROCLIT

I WILL NOT READ THE YAOI

One night was late I call gf

Gf say she stuck at work

Ok

Gf walk thru door five min later

"I got off work an hour ago??"

WHO WAS PHONE??

Hi guys! Today was a very successful day. I managed to raise $1600 towards fixing my car! In 24 hours I went from having no money to being a thousandaire. This reinforces my belief that poor people are just lazy.

When I went outside this morning I found a huge tree branch fell just about a foot away from the car, which inspired me to clean out a stall in the garage for it. Regardless, it will be much more comfortable tearing it apart in the dry warm garage than in the cold wet driveway.

Then I made great progress in cleaning my depression nest! The cats and raccoons were so excited to have room to play around. I also photographed some things to list on my online store.

This concludes my blogpost for today. I hope you enjoyed the pictures of my animals!

!!!

I'm fricked bros. Send good wishes and some hot soup

I posted an in-progress pic back when I was making this but never showed the finished project. Well here it is. 48x16 inches of carved, oiled and waxed shagbark hickory with a brass structural inlay.

Now I just wait for a white woman to buy it and put things in it.

I am a member of the downvoters ping group but I have some custom css that hides the downvote button and I can't be fricked to go in and change it

Since I have no friends I talk to myself a lot and make le funny jokes. Got in my car, rolled down the window and went, "You think you can cuck me? How about I cuck you? Don't mess with me. Think you can mess with me, fricking slut. Marsey Marsey bussy. Take your meds. *slaps head three times* Frick you Chiobu, bottom text ahaha."

I am a functioning adult.

The is the character from Watchmen, written by the commie Alan Moore. Why is this? Btw, I would give him a blowjob if he took a shower. He probably wouldn't accept because I'm a femposter. He would probably have gay s*x first.

In completely unrelated news can one of you artcels make a carpsey variant of this with an rdrama screen on the phone

Thanks!

So like, my uncle heard about my Porsche engine troubles and offered me a 2000 Volvo V70 XC with 178k miles.

Do I need it? No! I already have three cars (one functioning). Will this be another distraction and moneypit? Yes! Do I want it anyways? OMG YES.

Other than my first car, a minivan, I've never had something I could just not worry about using for trips to the hardware store, hauling large shit, or using as a weapon during road rage flare-ups. This has given me a new lease on life!