Ping! Ping!

It's 8:13AM and I wake up hung over as shit in my hotel room. I look to my left and see an overweight Dr. Feelgood snoring. I don't remember exactly what happened last night but I'm sore everywhere. I look over at my cell to read the notification that woke me up.

“Congrats, Frozen. You've hit your numbers for this quarter!” a text from my boss reads. Darn, I guess I did put out. So glad I finally got 200 doctors. That bonus is mine!

I put on a tight black dress and heels and take the elevator to the lobby. The doors open to a sea of more fake blondes than the Republican National Convention. I quickly scarf down my company provided breakfast (20mg instant release Adderall and an expresso) and head to the conference room in the nick of time.

Pulsating disco music fills the air. Plumes of smoke emanate from the front of the stage as colored strobe lights take out the 3 epileptics in the audience.

A Gavin Newsom look-a-like (with whiter teeth) takes the stage leaving a snail trail of hair gel in his wake.

“We've had some big wins this year,” he says. “We have seen an increase in prescriptions for Marseylumimab after it was approved by the FDA in Q2 for Transmisia. Q4 bonuses will be issued next week to reflect a whopping $1.2B increase in clinically questionable claims to Medicare. As always, you'll have the option to choose between hookers and coke for your disbursement.”

I start to ponder which gigolo from cowboys4angels.com I'll hire when the room suddenly gets quiet.

“But,” he says, tears welling in his eyes, voice breaking. “We must always remember what this is really about.”

His chin quivers and a single tear streams down his face. He collects himself, looks up at the crowd and wipes away the tear.

“Putting. The. Patient. First.”

“Now let's go out there and make some frickin' money 😎”

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Idk how to feel

It feels nice to finally take out your favorite fluffy blanket

!germs I can definitely recommend the MSC² it could 100% be a location in Berlin. Anyway thank god I was sick and just trying to chill. I left the event at 3am to get the last train so I could sleep out my cold and these Neighbors caused a police incident.

About a month ago I quit smoking the devil's lettuce. No particular reason for quitting, I had strep and couldn't smoke and then just kind of decided to run with it after I got better. Consequently my dream recall has returned.

I've had pretty fricked up dreams for a lot of years which is one of the reasons why I liked smoking weed. The first couple weeks after I quit shit was wild but the last two weeks my dreams have been pretty pedestrian. Until last night when I had a dream about a dramafoid. A specific dramafoid.

Let me just say it wasn't anything gross, or sexual, or deviant (beyond the fact that it happened at all), and no I won't say who it was. You're free to speculate wildly. The fact that it did happen though makes me think I should either start smoking weed again or maybe take a break from rdrama.

That's it. Thank you for reading my post, your reward is a picture of my dog. She's a good girl.

𝙸 𝚊𝚙𝚘𝚕𝚘𝚐𝚒𝚣𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙱𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚜 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙰𝚒𝚛𝙿𝚘𝚍𝚜 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙸'𝚟𝚎 𝚍𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚢𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚜. 𝚃𝚘 𝙻𝙻𝙼 𝚒𝚗 𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚒𝚌𝚞𝚕𝚊𝚛 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛, 𝙸 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚎𝚟𝚎. 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚜𝚎 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚍𝚒𝚋𝚕𝚎.

I don't know why I'm sharing this but I'm too keyed up to sleep.

Feels SO FRICKING GOOD. gonna take my b-word to apple bees happy hour

I forgot to take a before pic but 20 years of water running off the roof with no gutters rotted a hole in my screened porch and the whole wall was festering from the inside. Plan on having it all back together by tomorrow.

This is the last section of rot I have to take care off (that I know of) and I'm super excited to be done fixing the exterior. Basement is next.

As of writing this post, I have no arms. I'm getting by just fine, using my thumbs and fingers to type is difficult without arms but I manage. The worst thing about having too many arms is that they post on websites without your permission behind your back. Even still, I'm glad that this website is so handicapable.

I asked for more arms and now I have too many. This is fricked

I wish I had more arms

Your food line should not remind me of some black anal porn lol

I still crave a swisher every waking moment since 1 year ago. I fear I may never escape it's grips but it's nice to breathe and taste again. Despite my proximity to corner stores (sub 5 minute walk) I've yet to give into the temptation. Here's to another year no nicotine

I've finally come up with a way to supplant the ads pyramid scheme that runs the current internet and keeps 99% of companies in a perpetual state of loss. Aevann is traveling atm and hasn't yet seen. You are witnessing history here, though.

I thought it was just allergies but then I got super nauseous and achy and feverish.

Worst of all it's the weekend, I might take Monday off out of spite.

On the one hand, Ive thought about getting a drawing tablet for a while, on the other hand I literally only draw marseys and I dont really wanna spend 100+ dollars for something Id put to such limited use.

If you have recommendations for such tablets, feel free to drop them here (just in case).

!marseyartists @X @Dramarama

thanks

I guess this is a quasi Friday night drunk thread. Drove into work and need to stay the night. My assistant was told get a bottle of skyy and a 6 pack of Red Bull. How fricking difficult is that? Probably would've been easier to just walk into town

Nothing much else to say tbh, the UK grad market is pretty atm so I'm just happy I got a decent job tangential to my degree.