ATTENTION G*MERS THERE IS A CITY SLICKER IN THE CHIEFS NATION

TRANS LIVES MATTER

Reddit:

• [PFT] Source says this is real. 11 games. $5M fine for Watson.

• [Kleinman] NFL suspensions: Deshaun Watson: 11 games, $5 million fine - 24 sexual misconduct lawsuits. Ridley: Indefinite - Bet for his team to win Burfict: 12 games - Targeting Hopkins: 6 games - PED Martavis: Indefinite - Weed Josh Gordon: 76 games - Weed

• [Ari Meirov] Watson will return vs. the Texans, his former team, in Houston.

• [Reiss] $5 million is about 2.2% of Watson’s fully guaranteed contract.

• By suspending Deshaun Watson fewer than 12 games, his contract will not toll an additional year, allowing him to receive his $46M salary next year, rather than the $1M he would've earned in 2023 with a longer suspension

• NFL No More Campaign

• [Mina Kimes] Well this is quite the pair of tweets

• [Battista] Deshaun Watson tells reporters he will “continue to stand on my innocence.” Said he never assaulted or disrespected anyone.

• [Axelrod] Browns Deshaun Watson: "Just because settlements happen doesn't mean a person is guilty." Says he believes he has proven his innocence throughout this process.

• Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Cleveland Browns | Defector

I could keep going, but ten seems like enough. If you want to see more, check /r/nfl yourself. But here's a bonus from /r/sports. And here's one from /r/fantasyfootball.

Twitter:

• The NFL had an opportunity to show it had learned from its ugly history on standing up for Women with this Deshaun Watson case and IT FAILED. 11 games and a 5 million dollar fine doesn’t fit what he was accused of doing and found to have done by Judge Sue L. Robinson. Sickening. – Robert Griffin III

• NFL punishing Deshaun Watson – Josiah Johnson

• Deshaun Watson supsension reduced to 11 games after promising not to sexually assualt 2 dozen women"ever again" – PFT Commenter

• Deshaun Watson was not indicted by a Grand Jury twice. | Historically a Grand Jury will indict 99.9% of the time | The man has not been charged with a crime. | Settling a civil case is in no way admitting any guilt, it's business | You may not like this tweet, but it's fact. – The Philly Godfather

• Deshaun Watson paying his $5 Million dollar fine – Some meme account, but this tweet has a ton of likes/replies, with seething to match.

• The Texans welcoming Deshaun Watson back to Houston after his suspension – NFL Memes

• After the Deshaun Watson suspension was announced, the NFL has promised to wear extra pink to show how much it respects women this season – Some soyboy with a YouTube channel he describes as "The Daily Show for football".

• Calvin Ridley vs Deshaun Watson taught me that the NFL thinks it’s MORE acceptable to commit a crime against a human(s) than a victimless crime that affects their bottom dollar. | What a world. I love being a woman, it’s fun. – Some random thot, but former Jaguars offensive guard, Uche Nwaneri, replied.

• It’s kind of hilarious to scroll through my TL and see numerous individuals find Deshaun Watson so appalling and disgusting but love themselves some Donald Trump 😂😂😂 – Some soyboy that somehow managed to make this about Trump.

Zion Williamson is having a baby! Wow what a lucky woman. Quality sperm ✅ pic.twitter.com/KNOvULpdI5

— Troydan (@Troydan) June 6, 2023

https://twitter.com/SH00T_/status/1666197739691036672?t=qfi68UncVmecqgyyEEm96Q&s=19

https://twitter.com/Amitchell9141/status/1666203987295494156?t=sc9rTK2ZrKEW8WIqQEvESQ&s=19

https://twitter.com/MorgBGreat/status/1666403624711254018?t=STJGjPwJ3YvYh5veYR_Q3A&s=19

https://twitter.com/scream_MALCOLM/status/1666421065793273857?t=GMdmQRbH_H7gJlO06_TjKA&s=19

Context:

Eni Aluko is a former professional women's football player turned commentator. Here's a sample of her work:

Joey Barton is a former professional men's football player turned Twitter CHUD (see my previous post for his antics).

A couple of weeks ago, Joey tweeted comparing Eni to a serial killer, so now she's suing him and has fled the country (aka gone on holiday).

For some reason, not everyone thinks her leaving is bad news:

https://twitter.com/MagicalMaresca/status/1747394730885836921

https://twitter.com/agham1992/status/1747537959077777416

The man himself has also responded:

https://twitter.com/Joey7Barton/status/1747545747338182835

Foid crying:

https://twitter.com/LuxMeaMundiAM/status/1747536117560152187

Tyreek Hill says he doesn't watch film. Instead, he plays Madden the night before a game to check the ratings of the cornerbacks he'll be facing.

“I see their awareness, speed and strength - and that’s how I get a good tell on them.”

pic.twitter.com/I0l1KA6S2a

— Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) August 18, 2023

Verstappen was told to let Perez through if he couldn't pass Alonso. He couldn't pass Alonso, but didn't let his team-mate through #F1 #BrazilGP

— Chris Medland (@ChrisMedlandF1) November 13, 2022

So today was the Brazilian grand prix, the penultimate grandprix in the F1 calendar as they move to the progressive nation of UAE (Abu Dhabi GP) for the final one.

As it Stands the last year's world champion Max Verstappen, a Dutch fella managed to win the championship couple of races ahead, even if he doesn't race for the rest of the races or gets zero points, it doesn't matter as no one can mathematically pass him points wise in the remaining races.

Max's victory last year was a whole fricking shitshow where the FIA managed to frick up a lot of shit and people were canned and what not. Its a whole thread for itself. You can check the highlights of the race here:

Anyway Max is a TWO time world champion now. Doesn't need to care about his position or points. It was an exciting race today, with some crucial crashes and safety cars at crucial times.

His Teammate is Sergio "Checo" Perez, who has been his team mate last year and was crucial in Max getting the championship in 2021. In the highlights above you can see @ 3:26. Max even tells his team "Checo is a Legend!" for holding back Lewis Hamilton ( <== he looks exactly like this btw). He even attained the nick name Mexican Minister of Defence for his drive in that last race clutching Max his championship.

Currently in the Drivers championship standing, there is close battle between two drivers, Ferrari's Chuck Leclerc, and Redbull's Checo Perez. So you see, getting as many points in this race is crucial for both of them. Chuck got torpedoed by a twitch streamer in the race and kinda got lucky with the strategy (I am shocked the Ferrari 🤡🤡🤡s didn't mess up this time) and safety cars and was in 4th place and Checo got unlucky with the strategy and ended up behind is teammate max in 7th place. max was 6th and Checo was 7th in the last couple of laps.

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Last night KC Chiefs were playing the Buffalo Bills. There was 1:25 left, and KC is at the 50. Here is the play.

https://old.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/18fhx5f/highlight_chiefs_go_ahead_touchdown_wiped_away_by?sort=controversial

You might notice one guy standing on the blue line, looking back at the center. You might notice his whole team is behind him. If you didn't, the refs did and brought back the cool play. This caused Patrick Mahomes to spiral.

Mahomes is seen yelling, bordering on tears immediately after.

Another angle

After the game when the QB's shake hands he tells the opposing QB it's the "worst fricking call I've ever seen"

After having some time to think it over, Mahomes then doubles down in the post game interview.

Patrick Mahomes: “I've played seven years in the National Football League and never had offensive offsides called.” “Let us play the game.”

For those that aren't football fans, this is how the chiefs won the Superbowl last year:

Note only WR's can get offensive offsides called, and they tend not to because well... it's not that hard to know you shouldn't be looking back at the ball.

He even goes on to say it impacted Kelce's HOF career

The ref weighed in after saying that a warning wasn't given because the guy was so far forward the official who stands at the line couldn't even see the ball because of Toney.

Nine of the ten First Division soccer clubs that published a support post on Instagram for the rights of the LGTBIQ+ community lost followers. The journ*list David Saura , ex-responsible for Barça's digital content and co-founder of Xerpa Studio together with Toni Ruiz , discovered it and reported on social networks that FC Barcelona is the club most affected in this regard, with 440,000 fewer followers only on Instagram and in barely 48 hours from the publication of a photo with the rainbow flags in the Ciutat Esportiva Joan Gamper . on the occasion of LGTBIQ+ Pride Day.

Barça , with more than 122 million followers on Instagram, went from gaining an average of 30,000 followers per day to losing 306,000 in the first 24 hours after the image. The next day he lost another 134,000 followers.

Of the 10 clubs that supported the LGTBIQ+ collective , only UD Las Palmas  increased the number of followers. In number of followers lost, Valencia, Athletic, Real Sociedad, Osasuna, Getafe, Celta, Mallorca and Alavés were the ones that followed Barça in this order.

Large LaLiga clubs, such as Real Madrid or Atlético de Madrid , did not make any posts on Instagram in support of the LGTBIQ+ collective.

!football

Granted that isn't professional, but still the date and degree of hilarity is uncanny. Video in link with explanation for the baseball-oblivious incels.

Previously:

After Brittney Griner played in her first WNBA game last night since coming home from prison in Russia, Phoenix Mercury head coach Vanessa Nygaard was angry Los Angeles didn’t sellout the arena for her return:

“How was it not a sellout??”pic.twitter.com/b2GgnsjlIN

— Greg Price (@greg_price11) May 21, 2023

Gee, I wonder why nobody went to yet another WNBA game

Anyway, in real sports news, the Nuggies went up 3 games to 0 against LeBron and the Gaykers

!football !bharatiya

For context it's a chain of eateries which mainly sells prata/paratha which is a local favourite

For more context Man Utd suffered their biggest loss in 90ish years to our most bitter rivals: https://rdrama.net/h/sports/post/152107/marseygunshotsuicide

That particular dish is a plain prata which locals call "kosong" which means "zero" in Malay, so 7 "kosong" pratas for free means...

And it's a real deal so kudos to them because it's pretty funny lol

https://mothership.sg/2023/03/srisun-express-manchester-united-prata/

https://www.facebook.com/srisunexpress/posts/740605367587720

!football, !familyman, come laugh at these losers. Can you believe they thought it was "their year"?

REFFIES REPRESENT

REFS = GODS

REFS = GODS

REFS = GODS

REFS = GODS

Hallo @adidas / @adidasfootball,
ich habe gestern eine Presseanfrage gestellt und heute noch mal nachgefragt, aber leider keine Reaktion.

Daher hier die Fragen öffentlich:
- Wird Adidas die Nummer 44 in ihrem Shop sperren?
- Wird Adidas Partnershops anweisen diese Nummer zu… pic.twitter.com/nwinZgCTnN

— Tobias Huch (@TobiasHuch) March 28, 2024

Translation:

I made a press inquiry yesterday and asked again today, but unfortunately no response.

Therefore, here are the questions publicly:

• Will Adidas block the number 44 in their shop?

• Will Adidas instruct partner shops to block this number?

• Will Adidas cancel existing orders?

• How many orders with the shirt number 44 have there already been?

#National team

@DFB_Team

@DFB

#SS

Of course I distance myself from National Socialism. The example photo serves to provide journ*listic information.

https://old.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1bt6adb/germany_fans_banned_from_customising_kits_with/?sort=controversial

https://old.reddit.com/r/europe/comments/1bt4oer/adidas_banned_the_no_44_on_germanys_national/?sort=controversial

https://old-reddit-com.translate.goog/r/Bundesliga/comments/1bsyy5z/zahl_erinnert_an_ssrune_adidas_streicht/?_x_tr_sl=de&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=en-US&_x_tr_pto=wapp

Edit: This may have started on soccercirclejerk:

https://old.reddit.com/r/soccercirclejerk/comments/1bs9o1y/glad_our_captain_is_back/?sort=controversial

After 2 years of sneeding, PGA has decided that money is worth more than morals and agreed to merge with LIV, backed by Saudi Arabia. As a reminder, this was PGA's stance last year. Loyalists to the PGA have been thoroughly humiliated as they turned down contracts worth up to $800 million (in Tiger Woods case) for it to not really matter in the end.

As expected, reddit is handling it well:

So LIV golfers just essentially made a shit ton of money and nothing changed? I’m confused

You left out the part where the PGA went on a year long rant about morality and refusing to take money from the Saudis only to immediately take money from the Saudis at the first opportunity

This is my favorite part. And all the redditors who just got cucked by the PGA & their "heritage & tradition"

Hey wait, that’s me 🥴

So the PGA gaslit the public and their athletes into taking the moral high ground all the while they were cutting deals behind closed doors? Unreal levels of scum lol

PGA really made themselves look like a joke. Cash really rules everything.

Always has

What a bunch of greedy and hypocritical scum bags

And on, and on. If you sort by new, plenty of fresh seethe in both the /r/golf and /r/sports threads. Meanwhile /sp/ is acting smug at libcucks and redditors getting owned epic style. Post yfw you didn't look out for number 1 and got clowned on anyways

Take a bow Travis Head

Jack Jones is looking at a minimum mandatory prison sentence of 2.5 years to 10 years in prison for the feeding device. Mass. Gen. Laws Chapter 269 Subsection 10(m).

Yeah, he isn’t going to be a Patriot for much longer. @PatsBuzz @_AndrewCallahan https://t.co/oWZhZnhjwa

— Matt Tympanick (@TympanickLaw) June 17, 2023

absolutely tarded lmao

Proper Brexit !football this.

Love scrapping on away days

Love holding the line

'Ate the Neverlands (not racist just don't like 'em)

Flights booked to Prague

Simple as

They're blaming the glazers

More cope

Even more cope

Entire sub coping, seething, and crying

Entire redcafe forums coping and seething

https://twitter.com/ManUtd/status/1558511578680524800?cxt=HHwWgICwmcCB-aArAAAA

Cry more

https://rdrama.org/h/sports/post/93997/man-utd-manager-man-utd-players

We knew it all along, no doubt.

Frogcels stay seething eternally, also frick Morocco, Allah abandoned you.

Yuropoors stay cucked, Messi is the Avenger of the New World.

Prominent women’s rights activist @Riley_Gaines_ has been made a target of radical extreme trans activists tonight after influencer Laura Loomer released her address on Twitter.

She knows full well thousands of trans activists will see it.

She knows full well she is putting… pic.twitter.com/f5mVzyOHBR

— Oli London (@OliLondonTV) November 17, 2023

Riley Gaines is a swimmer who lost to Queen Lia and hasn't stopped sneeding about neo-foids since

Laura Loomer is an absolute drama queen. Wikipedia describes here as an "American far-right and anti-Muslim political activist,[a][b] white nationalist,[2][3] conspiracy theorist[4][5] and internet personality"

She once chained herself to the door of Twitter office to protest them banning her

RIley and her having a b-word fight in quote tweets

Her response

I'm a journolist

NOOOO You can't just call Riley a dumb b-word and bimbo. You''re being MISOGYNISTIC"

"These days, you see a lot of overweight or even obese women online, talking about body positivity but when a beautiful, tall woman wants to be positive in her own skin, people want to attack me and call me privileged."