- whyareyou : these words in this sequence (the title) convey no meaning
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Seriously, @r-slur_but_spooky saw a copy in a store once and it was in it's own glass case and cost like 200 bucks. Used. Who even has their ps1 anymore? It's a good game but @r-slur_but_spooky don't get it
Oh and trans lives matter @R-slur_Masturbator is a b-word
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- Fresh_Start : Anon I.....this has to be bait. I am not willing to accept a reality where this isn't bait.
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I can't get past the tutorial stages.
- marsey41 : Please stop associating making fun of wokeslop with being a cuckold porn enthusiast
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- Sphereserf3232 : Is the main villain a mayoid?
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Copetext:
This game is faithful to its title, it is so Unknown, to the extent that not even the most rent-free G*merGater chuds and KotakuinAutism spergs have cared about it until just a few days ago, it does not even has a fricking Wikipedia page, and as of 19 October 2024, the only 4chan /v/ thread making fun of it that I was able to find was quickly deleted by the Jannisaries for some reason!
https://rdrama.net/h/vidya/post/308443/uh-oh-bandaixisters-i-thought-tekken/7172194#context
Bandai Namco's latest 'sweet baby' game, Unknown 9: Awakening, drops in 5 days and seems like another Concord flop.
β LearningTheLaw (@Mangalawyer) October 13, 2024
Thereβs almost no online interaction, pre-orders are unclear, and the only Steam comment asks why they're making ugly women. Are you excited? ππ pic.twitter.com/Ezk4E1RBb2
@MARFAN_EATS_DOODOO on this very website summarized it as:
The website is just a bunch of random stills with vague lines about the story and universe and then a section about the actress, whose most notable appearance is from that Witcher TV series. And she visibly looks better irl than in game for some reason.
Edit: Holy shit it has an audiobook, a comic, and 2 novels out already, one of them came out 4 years ago:
https://www.amazon.com/Genesis-Book-One-Trilogy/dp/1999229703
https://www.bandainamcoent.com/games/unknown9/en/products/comics/torment/
https://www.bandainamcoent.com/games/unknown9/en/products/podcasts/out-of-sight/
And all of this was done as "worldbuilding" for this game. Which seems like it's going to flop hard without anybody knowing.
KotakuinAutism chuds chudlebrate
https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/1g6anov/womp_womp/
- Fresh_Start : Open game. Has foids in important roles. Close game for lack of realism.
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Context
There's currently some sort of Star Citizen Con (yes, really) going on and they promised that the game will release in 2026. This time for sure!!! Sadly it crashed during the demo on stage - twice. There's a viral article about the game called 12 Years and $700 Million Later, What's Going on With Star Citizen's Development? with reddit reactions in this thread. Lots of coping and seething in all related subreddits brewing. The grift that keeps on giving!
Reactions
/r/LSF - Star Citizen demo crashes LIVE on stage during presentation
/r/StarCitizen
Ngl this SQ42 demo is the best thing I've seen in a citcon in a long while. Thoughts?
SQ42 confirmed at CITCON for a 2026 release!
Squadron42 in 2026!
tl;dr Fact: 90% of Star Citizen players stop donating before Star Citizen fully releases in a playable state with all its promised features.
Actual Release date
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— Sean Murray (@NoMansSky) October 19, 2024
Carp are you excited at least?
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π¨ELON MUSK: "Make Video Games Great Again! The problem with the DEI and the woke mind virus is that it kills the art. When you see something that's forcibly imposed on a game, it kills the art. It kicks you out of the story, because you feel you're bring lectured. Let me justβ¦ pic.twitter.com/Gq6EE0POLx
— Autism Capital 𧩠(@AutismCapital) October 19, 2024
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!g*mers I never played BG3, only Skyrim but not a whole lot, what exactly are they talking about here?
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Marvel's Spider-Man 2 swings to PC January 30.
— PlayStation (@PlayStation) October 18, 2024
First details on PC enhancements and editions: https://t.co/oPgMWMoeqJ pic.twitter.com/kkplGvWVN3
PC !g*mers How many of you already torrented the leaked version
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I mean how the frick did a random butt French studio get the money to pay A-list voice actors, and make a game look that pretty?
- HailVictory1776 : SEMPER GAMES. G*MERS RISE UP
- whyareyou : nah
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We need a video gamer voting block!
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) October 17, 2024
Make Games Great Again!!
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— Sean Murray (@NoMansSky) October 17, 2024
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We love Chloe. We miss her too. But this game is about moving forward, and we invite you all to take that step with Max... and with us.
β Mallory Littleton (@malmakesgames) October 17, 2024
- Fresh_Start : N-word
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"We had a huge blowup not long after we took this, im glad to only remember the photo, and not the fight" pic.twitter.com/tENftE9nV1
— fait (@RubySp00ky) October 15, 2024
she breaks up through a letter
CHLOE BREAKING UP WITH MAX THROUGH A LETTER?? A LETTER?? ARE YOU SERIOUS?? OH HECK NO THIS ISN'T CHLOE!! SO MUCH DISRESPECT FOR BAE ENDING AND PRICEFIELD FRICK YOU @DeckNineGames @SquareEnix #SecretsOfCaledon pic.twitter.com/34tHP6YykJ
β xiomi β΄΅ π§ π¦ (@HILLROMANOFF) October 15, 2024
- Neon_Needles : porn = funny
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gen 5 betadex
— Centro LEAKS (@CentroLeaks) October 17, 2024
(long press, load in 4K) pic.twitter.com/100Rw88sL8
Soooooooo much shit holy frick