Legendary: Tom Brady is wearing a $800K Jacob & Co Yellow Saphire Caviar Tourbillon watch.

🔥🔥🔥 pic.twitter.com/CQEMV0v00T

— Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman) February 9, 2025

“TAKE OUT MORE BUCCAL FAT!!!”
“Captain, the face she cannae give us anymore!”
“TAKE MORE!!!!!!!” pic.twitter.com/ZILouwYx9k

— The Universal Nephew (@YoungerPope) February 10, 2025

!fashion rate my fit

Sure an italian or asian girl can be attractive, and you can find examples of very desirable guys with lots of options dating and marrying them, but theres just that certain magic about scandinavian beauty thats unlike anything else. A boy who still had hopes of love, the mental picture accompanying heart pounding and feet twirling fantasies of young romance was naturally of deep blue eyes guarded by high northern germanic cheekbones, not some swarthy american mutt. It has just now in this moment become clear to me that this is exactly how women feel about the tallstrag and the shortcel, i now realize the manlet-pill is even more brutal than i previously believed, a manlet will simply never be able to truly fill every corner of a womans heart. How dreadful!

!incels !biofoids

The followup:

https://old.reddit.com/r/Adulting/comments/1ij2pq9/time_stamp_vol_2_more_context/

/u/No_Excitement5215, you were fired for being a peepee, not for being late. I've done this too with people. It's way easier to fire you on a technicality than to go through the rigamarole of HR bs. Your former coworkers are probably thrilled you're gone. I feel bad for your preggo gf. Judging by your posts, you're going to split the second she shits that thing out.

Nothing says 'I'm not an antisemite' like spouting Holocaust revisionism completely unprompted.

I think she thougth me saying 'Ashkenazi' was a reference to Nazis because she doesn't know that that's how it's actually spelled.

She also believes that Trump is Jewish because only jews are allowed to wear a kippah

!jidf

Silicon Valley built the modern world.

Why shouldn't we run it?

— John Shedletsky (@Shedletsky) February 3, 2025

Built like the average Hasan fan too

— bofaboy (@bofaboye) February 3, 2025

average Hasan fan :::) https://t.co/gnS3FxNLgV pic.twitter.com/sAo6284wrE

— ˖ ࣪lili⊹ (@s9001986850734) February 5, 2025

One more for the average Hasan fan pile https://t.co/sHMUy6CNth pic.twitter.com/35PGifUPSr

— CrazyDescent 🍉 (@crazy_descent) February 6, 2025

Average Hasan fan here https://t.co/SigAdzKM6w pic.twitter.com/zOQgsSOaYL

— Dokai25 (@dokai25) February 6, 2025

https://x.com/bby_lvngs/status/1887439727869223420

https://x.com/BMPharrell/status/1887232600583835649

Average Hasan Fan ova here 🤌 https://t.co/pTicj9TvqN pic.twitter.com/cobwIkFPsW

— GioFoRio (@DrBoscoPHD) February 6, 2025

Built like the average Hasan fan too https://t.co/DIxBFSbbJL pic.twitter.com/W8HZ7Uzjsk

— snat (@natisbroke) February 5, 2025

https://x.com/jizzvacuum/status/1887333312114409555

Now time for the freaks:

Average hasan fan build 😘 https://t.co/t3mxjK2ERy pic.twitter.com/pPShTqtKGt

— helena (@sainthe1ena) February 6, 2025

average gay hasan fan https://t.co/HMdXgyq9YT pic.twitter.com/FOwbVCwq2n

— namonai 🏳️‍⚧️ (@namonaai) February 6, 2025

https://x.com/JoJoFett95/status/1886948363116921273

Why does he have hotter foids than rdrama tho;

average Hasan fan :::) https://t.co/gnS3FxNLgV pic.twitter.com/sAo6284wrE

— ˖ ࣪lili⊹ (@s9001986850734) February 5, 2025

Built like the average Hasan fan too https://t.co/DIxBFSbbJL pic.twitter.com/W8HZ7Uzjsk

— snat (@natisbroke) February 5, 2025

https://x.com/gryffinwhor3/status/1887293958939689096

Lol https://t.co/AbEjl8DAEl pic.twitter.com/wS2ErNRi4T

— Nyma 🇮🇷 (@vyvanse_user) February 4, 2025

yuh and we’re all fine https://t.co/NyizOmDwwR pic.twitter.com/jMqRzS77E4

— maliuuu☄️ (@mcristiana3) February 5, 2025

Average hasan fan build https://t.co/A12J9p4L3q pic.twitter.com/qszKlV4dqM

— marie (@itsbloodymarie) February 6, 2025

!chuds

!nonchuds

There are more if you wanna browse.

Here’s my view:

I obviously disagree with some of Elez’s posts, but I don’t think stupid social media activity should ruin a kid’s life.

We shouldn’t reward journalists who try to destroy people. Ever.

So I say bring him back.

If he’s a bad dude or a terrible member of… https://t.co/OgG6Z3hKPE

— JD Vance (@JDVance) February 7, 2025

Context https://archive.is/1nlJ0

YALL GONE STOP TELLING ME TAYLOR SWITCH IS JEWISH THIS JEWISH LADY IS CLEARLY NOT JEWISH pic.twitter.com/lHAAredbAc

— ye (@kanyewest) February 9, 2025

!tmz

!nooticers

@jesus

!antibharatiya

!chasers

Democracy won

https://old.reddit.com/r/philadelphia/comments/1ilyqlu/we_needed_this_win_frick_fascism/

Nazis brigade the thread (in bad faith) before getting verbally PUNCHED by a brave Redditor

Genuine question. How does us winning a Super Bowl combat fascism?

The Chiefs are filled with white nationalists, and Trump hates Philly (and we hate him)1

GO BIRDS!

https://old.reddit.com/r/philadelphia/comments/1im7t8p/trump_leaves_super_bowl_early_after_backing_the/

Comrades brace themselves for when Orange Cheeto gets his revenge and bans trans rights like the petulant child he is

Ohhoho he looks so pissed in those photos. I know he's about to Andrew Jackson some shit but we needed this badly.

Yea legit I'm here worrying about how he's going to retaliate over our fricking football team winning, but also I'm just enjoying the W with the bonus of him seeming to be humiliated. His boy Mahomes and Kelce look like absolute chumps after that game

I was just going to leave the thread blank for two reasons:

1) Since the film is so in love with cutesy little meta-metacommentary it seemed appropriate because

2) I felt absolutely nothing for this movie,

however that's too subtle, so like Cabin in the Woods itself I will now belabor the point long past anyone's ability to care.

I honestly don't even know where to begin with this. It wasn't offensively bad or anything a la Black Swan, it isn't good-bad like Chopping Mall, it's not just plain old serviceable and therefore solid in its decency like The Omen, and it certainly isn't good. And it's like it was written to preemptively shield itself from criticism.

I could call it formulaic. The defense would be that of course it's formulaic, that's the point of the movie haha they even named the generic slasher archetypes at the end, the formulaicism is part of the joke.

I could call it uninspired. The defense would similarly be that of course it's uninspired, there's a Cube-style room of rooms with all the monsters from everything, it's all deliberately derivative and referential.

I could call it not scary. The defense would again similarly be that this is also intentional, look how it's also billed as a comedy. Nevermind that it's not funny either, because it's also billed as a horror.

The plain and simple of it is that it is formulaic, and this goes for the meta-meta narrative as well. Yes the silly organization's point is to enact the contrived ritual that plays out with horror movie tropes because it's supposed to, that's not whats formulaic about it. It can be argued that every beat up to the descent into the facility is formulaic by design, but once they're through that door that excuse falls flat.

The plain and simple of it is that it is uninspired. One of the technicians remarks early on that they're allowed to cheat to make things play out as needed as much as they want. Later we see that security personnel gunning down the sacrifices meets the requirements—there's no reason not to lead with that and just shoot the whore first. Or to bomb the cabin after shooting the whore. Or literally anything else. The overarching narrative cannot be flimsy because the arguably intentionally shitty internal narrative is wink-wink-shitty to allow room for that larger one. The overall story is just there as an excuse to make 8104 different references (HAHA THE WHITEBOARD TALKS ABOUT THE R*PE TREES FROM EVIL DESD LOL) and give 3 second cameos to creatures from other movies. The facility and organization itself is just a Cube Zero knockoff anyway.

The plain and simple of it is that it is neither scary nor funny. There are no stakes even with the apocalypse on the horizon and then actualizing to end the film. Everyone is boring and sucks. Literally Shaggy from scooby doo as the lead can't go any other way. The humor predates it by several years but it all smacks of that atrocious Rian Johnson Star Wars movie with the yo momma joke; it's quip "comedy" without the quips but the exact same degree of unwarranted and omnipresent self-satisfaction.

This is, however, a lot more negativity than Cabin in the Woods strictly deserves. I don't feel any sort of profound loathing for it or anything, it did nothing to elicit any particular emotion that strong. It's a completely unremarkable hour and a half.

For a movie with such an incredibly promising cover and inexplicably golden critic reviews from the beforetimes when critics evaluated things by metrics other than how much gay s*x a film has in it, the only thing I feel in any notable sense is confusion as to how either of these things happened. That and I want to watch Hellraiser because cenobites are great even if they are bootleg and have 30 seconds of screentime in an utterly mid movie.

★★☆☆☆

!kino your thoughts?

cc @LainkeyKong as requested

It's a play and all is but dialogue, it could be fun.

hope her titties are full of baja blast

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!kino !hatewatchers What's everyone watching this week?

Besides today's real life Chiefs-no

wheres my money?!

!familyman

BREAKING: Turkish and German news outlets now reporting the US will supply MOAB bombs to Israel.

— Douglas Macgregor (@DougAMacgregor) February 9, 2025

Stop speculating and offer a few suggestions of how to handle 1 Million angry people living in Gaza…

— DWCT (@DWCT4EVR) February 10, 2025

Maybe a bunch of MOABs?

It might work better than the streams if you don't want to pay the TV people or use youtube TV (frick youtube TV).