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The warm summer evening had lulled me into a deep, peaceful sleep in the lawn chair, the gentle breeze brushing against my skin. The faint hum of cicadas and the distant laughter of friends around the bonfire faded into the background as I drifted off. I wasn't sure how long I'd been asleep when I felt itโa soft, deliberate weight settling onto my lap.
My eyes fluttered open, adjusting to the dim glow of the firelight. There she wasโ a woman who appeared to be exactly 24 years of age, her long auburn hair cascading over her shoulders, her eyes locked on mine with a playful yet intense gaze. She was perched on my thighs, her hands resting lightly on my chest. I could feel the warmth of her body through the thin fabric of her sundress, and the scent of her perfumeโsomething floral and intoxicatingโfilled the air.
"You looked too comfortable," she whispered, a sly smile tugging at her lips. Before I could respond, she leaned in, her lips brushing against mine in a kiss that started soft but quickly deepened. Her fingers tangled in my hair, pulling me closer as I instinctively wrapped my arms around her waist. The world around us seemed to disappearโthere was only the heat of her body, the taste of her lips, and the sound of her breath hitching as I kissed her back.
When she finally pulled away, her cheeks were flushed, and her eyes sparkled with mischief. "Couldn't resist," she murmured, her voice low and teasing. I didn't have the words to replyโmy heart was racing, my mind still catching up to what had just happened. She stayed there for a moment, her forehead resting against mine, before slipping off my lap with a grin. "Sweet dreams," she said, before magically transforming into a manul cat-beast animal. I had always felt a strong attraction for the manul species.
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Adding more drama
This is why I physically assault any ford driver I encounter who's smaller than me
Then they should sell it and buy another car as quickly as they can. I'm sure busted windows and spray painted peepees and swastikas can drive the value down, if the rain hasn't already.
If you bought a Tesla in the past two years, you deserve it.
Yes. People sell cars all the time. It's totally normal. You can sell a car you still make payments on. It's not a hard thing to do.
Dude. They're Nazis trying to monopolize the market. We should absolutely not be supporting them as Americans regardless of your views on electric cars. We don't need Elon for that.
I'm very sus of people who still have their Teslas.
why?
That virtue isn't going to signal itself
Ford was an actual nazi. Does that mean everyone driving a ford is one too?
Nobody who bought a Tesla is struggling lmao the base model is $42k.
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!badgemaxxers most of you know the drill.
Banners are my favorite part of the site's aesthetic. And you are all beholden to my special interests. So you make banners around a particular r-slurred theme and you get badges. We've previously done like 20+ of these and they are a big part of why the site looks so very cool.
THEME: FAST FOOD
Rapid fire starter concepts off the top of my head to get the ol' noggin joggin:
Make it look like an advertisement
Make it look like a job posting
Make it look like it's announcing a new special
Pick an actual fast food location and theme it around there with their address and shit
Make it sexual
Make it GAY
Make it gross
REQUIREMENTS
Submit the banners here: https://rdrama.net/submit/banners
1920x192 dimensions (under 2mb filesize if animated)
Must say rDrama or rDrama.net somewhere
Doesn't have to use a mascot (marsey/capy/carp/platy/zombiewolf/dk) but strongly recommended
No low effort.
WHAT YOU GET
1 BANNER
You're hired! Welcome to the team!
2 BANNERS
Moving on up in the world to the envy of pizzashills everywhere, you've made Assistant Manager. Congratulations!
3+ BANNERS
I don't even know where you can go from here. Nowhere I think. You're the big boss now making the big bucks. Well done.
Ok that's all back to work bye x
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Meant to post this yesterday. It's been gigajannied since, so here's the text
To be clear, there's no chad here 
Everyone is pathetic. But it's still funny to see this tactic used on them.
Who is the user that is blocking everyone to reply
he's a mod of nationalparks sub
So it's this janny: /u/magiccitybhm
Is that a ModSupport Helper level 5 badge? 
For some reason ( 
) there's a lot of jannies like this in ModSupport. They mod some random subs, then make it their life's work to reply all day in ModSupport.
Jannies explain why his mass blocking is problematic
So if you block enough users, especially in a small sub or a sub like ModSupport where the same couple dozen jannies are in every thread, you can shut them out from a lot of the heckin discourse 
It's honestly such an r-slured feature 
We should implement it for rDrama 
Power janny ohhyouknow sneed
Bardfinn weighs in 
!jannies discuss
over Jan 6 
involvement arrested at Capitol Hill
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Kingdom Come: Deliverance II's Pan Ptacek has hit up transvestite streamer Gilticus.
(According to the streamer)
The actor who played Pan in the game came across Zhenya's cosplay and wrote in a private message expressing his gratitude forย herย playing the game. A little later, he wrote more, "I don't remember ever seeing such a beautiful woman before." When people started writing to him saying that "such a beautiful woman" wasn't a woman at all, he replied that he didn't care about that and wasn't going to retract what he said
Trans WOMAN in question
Dirty sly chasing in progress revealed by streamer neo-egirl
https://m.twitch.tv/gilticus/clip/ColdbloodedEvilSlothImGlitch-PvCuq8vuXGg9p2aN
https://m.twitch.tv/gilticus/clip/FrozenSuperKumquatHoneyBadger-WNXTT1VeICknKXZF
https://m.twitch.tv/gilticus/clip/CreativeProtectiveRedpandaBudStar-d9Fu4vQzvv_H0Cbw
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I bet this is this GF plan,move in have an oops pregnancy and quit job become Stay at home mooch be set for life. (1)
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whyareyou
: I believe in u pizza just dont go too too TOO crazy
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I let the lqiuor and foids get the best of me. I lost sight of what matters - the righotid scourge hree on r drama. Iv'e gotten lazy, I've let the benadyrl and vodka suppress my true self. Today is the end - I'm back in the gym, I'm back on adderall, I'm back on the lab cehms.
it's all out war wtih the rightoids.
I am tired of his behavior in particular. You are talking to people you shouldn't be talking to Pizza. You are treading where you shouldn't be treading Pizza. Literally go to any other chatroom. Any other chatroom....
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I can't clip it or timestamp youtube movies. Even had to use the console to make a snippet because of the DRM 
but it starts at 6:10
Yak yak yak... Get a job!
LMAO holy shit
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Female rapper Dank Demoss proves that she can fit in a small SUV and plans to use this video as evidence in court against Lyft after filing a lawsuit against them
— FearBuck (@FearedBuck) February 14, 2025
pic.twitter.com/GXsgN4TSfb
CASE CLOSED
Ok now try to put her in a small sedan like the Lyft driver had
โ AJ Kanto (@aj_kanto) February 14, 2025
The SUV: pic.twitter.com/uXN81tzprL
โ Prince Debit ๐จ๐ฒ (@MainEventChris_) February 15, 2025
the car after she got in ๐ญ pic.twitter.com/rRbDkrurlK
โ boogie ๐ธ (@iBoogie247) February 15, 2025
the car had to lock in
โ Ggt (@Ggt1526682) February 16, 2025
The Lyft driver said : pic.twitter.com/hCsdSKJHmo
โ Kingflaymes (@wavu_is_active) February 14, 2025
Aevann arrests drug dealers 
Slide at a Drone 
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nevermind it was a stake ad this whole time lol
Drake tried to take down a drone flying outside his penthouse in Sydney ๐ญ pic.twitter.com/Hd977UMe4F
โ Kurrco (@Kurrco) February 18, 2025
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Spin-off of a different thread but as bad as Gen Z males are, I perceive that the Gen Z females are uniquely socially unpleasant to be around. Poor social skills, icy demeanor, bad communication. I'm very unimpressed. At least Zoomer guys are able to sometimes talk about sports here and there.
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#Anonymous message to the people of the United States and Trump pic.twitter.com/vPyQmAPi8Y
— Anonymous (@YourAnonCentral) February 7, 2025
Blah blah blah boring... Drumpf is literally the end of the world.
https://tiktok.com/@anon_1525/video/7465868840254115103
Tiktokers call them cringe as shit and they're crying that the zoomies and alphas are bullying them. They will no longer post on TikTok (lmao)
is 
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You're right, Russia was completely ignorant of the battlefield condition of the war until I posted about it.
— JD Vance (@JDVance) February 21, 2025
"This will not stand. This will not stand, this aggression against Kuwait."--George H.W. Bush on August 5, 1990. Full quote from Jon Meacham's biography. Future history students will be asked why this stopped being the reaction of a Republican president to the invasion of aโฆ pic.twitter.com/PuaztoiVaG
โ Niall Ferguson (@nfergus) February 20, 2025
This is moralistic garbage, which is unfortunately the rhetorical currency of the globalists because they have nothing else to say.
โ JD Vance (@JDVance) February 20, 2025
For three years, President Trump and I have made two simple arguments: first, the war wouldn't have started if President Trump was in office;โฆ https://t.co/xH33s6X5yf
This is bullshit. โRussians have a massive numerical advantage in manpower and weapons in Ukraine, and that advantage will persist regardless of further Western aid packages.โ https://t.co/YbH7H3wShO
โ Shashank Joshi (@shashj) February 20, 2025
Behind the tough guy language, there is no argument here. What's the firepower advantage of the respective parties to the conflict? Manpower? How might that change with further NATO action, and how are you proposing to change it?
โ JD Vance (@JDVance) February 21, 2025
As it turns out, I'm right and Joshi is wrong,โฆ https://t.co/de9QIt0UjR
Well, thank God also for free and open debate.
โ Niall Ferguson (@nfergus) February 20, 2025
Having visited Ukraine every year but one since 2011, I think I have an informed and realistic view.
I repeatedly criticized the Biden administration for its failure to deter Putin in 2021 and failure to end the war while Ukraineโฆ
In this thread I'll respond to some of what I've seen out there. Let's start with Niall:
โ JD Vance (@JDVance) February 21, 2025
1) On the general background, yes, you have been more right than wrong on a lot of the details of the conflict. Which is why I'm surprised to hear you call the administration's postureโฆ https://t.co/w7OQemI3R7
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It's time to wake up America
https://old.reddit.com/r/redscarepod/comments/1ity7y2/last_night_trump_quietly_fired_all_the_head/
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2/3s???? Please get your facts straight before you write about the U.S. What do you think people should do when the richest man in the world spends 300,000,000 to rig the election with his starlink technology? Rich gun manufactures have flooded the country with guns, rich media has brainwashed many with hate. This is not about people simply voting. Voting no longer works here this is about greed. Greed won and Trump is just a tool along for the ride to get richer, the U.S. is for sale. Check your own country and beware, the destruction of democracy in our country should be a warning to all the world. If it can happen here it can happen anywhere. Everyone that can IS fighting back in their own way but I am losing hope. Greed kills everything. This has been a long unstoppable slow coup where the wealthy, religion, racist took over the government piece by piece coming together in a perfect storm. There are movements of civil war, movements of succession in blue states, the... (1)
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2/3 of Americans did not vote against this bullshit. The trust is simply lost and over in my country (not Canada) I just feel that the USA can get lost. Fix your shit but do not threaten my country (you did, not you personally but you get it). (1)
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i like this marsey its the best 
were killed 
in November, the female 
corpse 
they received is NOT of their mother, but an unidentified woman 
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๐-๐ฆ๐จ๐ง๐ญ๐ก-๐จ๐ฅ๐ ๐๐๐ข๐ซ ๐๐ข๐๐๐ฌ ๐๐ง๐ ๐ก๐ข๐ฌ ๐-๐ฒ๐๐๐ซ-๐จ๐ฅ๐ ๐๐ซ๐จ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ซ ๐๐ซ๐ข๐๐ฅ ๐ก๐๐ฏ๐ ๐๐๐๐ง ๐ข๐๐๐ง๐ญ๐ข๐๐ข๐๐ ๐๐ฌ ๐ ๐จ๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ฌ๐๐ ๐ก๐จ๐ฌ๐ญ๐๐ ๐๐ฌ ๐ซ๐๐ญ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ง๐๐:
— Israel Defense Forces (@IDF) February 20, 2025
Following the completion of the identification process by theโฆ
Let's see leftists figure 
out a way to spin this into being Israel's fault
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Canada, as it turns out, isn't broken. That was the message coming out of Pierre Poilievre's big rebrand rally, where he tried to reposition himself as a champion of Canada's virtues rather than just another critic of its failures. And while Liberal partisans will look skeptically on this attempted political metamorphosis, the biggest doubters might actually be some of his erstwhile fans: the freedom convoy.
Right out of the gate it clearly is a hit piece on Pierre.
Check the social media accounts of any prominent convoy participant, whether it's Tamara Lich, Pat King, or their dedicated transcriptionists in the alt-press, and their sympathy for Donald Trump and antipathy towards Canada becomes immediately apparent. "Your sudden, newfound, fake patriotism is truly indicative of how stupid you think we are," Lich said. "The entitlement of certain Canadians is humorous," fellow organizer Chris Barber wrote. "If we had leadership in Canada who cared about Canadians like Trump cared about Americans โฆ we wouldn't be in this situation."
Yes the !leafs who like freedom want to be part of a country that unarguably has more rights and freedoms.
They insist the real problem isn't Trump's ongoing threats to our sovereignty but Justin Trudeau's continued existence โ and, of course, the injustices and affronts that were inflicted upon them by his government. Rupa Subramanya, one of the most sympathetic chroniclers of the convoy's exploits, suggested that "Canadians have bought into the lie by politicians across the board that Trump wants to annex Canada, when what I believe is that he really wants Canadians to get rid of the Liberal government and have greater economic integration and cooperation with the US."
Trudeau drove the country into the shitter. He is why it sucks here. I don't give a frick about Trump and his "threats", "threats" which amount to "We'll make you a full state and give you all full citizenship in the best country on the gods green earth"
That's right: for these folks, public health orders aimed at protecting them and their fellow citizens are a greater threat to their liberty than an American government explicitly threatening their liberty. Policies like vaccine mandates and mask regulations โ most of which, it's worth reiterating, were implemented by provincial governments โ are worth resisting, apparently, but unjustified economic warfare is best met with submission and docility.
Yes forcing me to wear a mask that doesn't stop the spread (inb4: well you shoulda worn a kn95! No I don't care they were sold out everywhere and tons of the one in circulation were fake!) and get vaxxed to be able to buy food (This was seriously floated and why I finally gave in, well that and being able to work) is and was a massive threat to my freedom.
Getting to be American is the opposite of a threat to my freedom.
In some respects, the convoy's refusal to join the rest of the country in its fight against Trump's repeated provocations isn't all that surprising.
The convoy is over. It ended years ago. This is some g*mergate in current year shit.
What brought them to Ottawa in 2022 wasn't love of their country but hatred of the government in charge of it
No shit r-slur
hich helps explain the very conspicuous presence of American flags, Trump flags, and even Confederate and Nazi flags. It's why they plotted, at least in the beginning, to overthrow that government. And it's why, in a moment where the country they claim to love is being actively threatened with economic and political subjugation, they're rooting for the person doing the threatening.
I'm getting a stars and bars shirt just to piss off this jslu
They're welcome to believe whatever they want, of course. That's one of the virtues of living in a free and democratic society: you can pretend it's a woke dictatorship if that makes you feel better about your life choices.
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