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Vatican :marseyahs: aays that Pope Francis :marseypope2: is in 'critical condition' :marseydespair:

:soycry:

https://old.reddit.com/r/news/comments/1ivpkha/vatican_says_pope_francis_is_in_critical_condition/

Reminder that this is part of a porphecy

https://rdrama.net/h/dioceseofrdrama/post/321468/the-prophecymarseyfortunetellerof-st-malachy-pope-francis

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Why Does Ozempic Cure All Diseases?

>Fine, the title is an exaggeration. But only a small one. GLP-1 receptor agonist medications like Ozempic are already FDA-approved to treat diabetes and obesity. But an increasing body of research finds they're also effective against stroke, heart disease, kidney disease, Parkinson's, Alzheimer's, alcoholism, and drug addiction.

This was in August btw. Truly a miracle drug probably the most important medication since boner pills.

These Zoomer girls who make a big performative deal out of having IBS disgust me. It's very unladylike for women to speak of pooping themselves. If we want to hear crass talk we can turn to the male population for that.

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Here's the text of one of the resignations, from a former clerk for Brett Kavanaugh and John Roberts (conservative judges for the :marseysmoothbrain:s reading)

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17396297538KwCE9Jfa35mlg.webp

I expect you will find someone who is enough of a fool, or enough of a coward, to file your motion. But it was never going to be me.

You can see another here: https://www.cnn.com/2025/02/13/politics/read-acting-us-attorney-resignation-letter-doj-response/index.html

which is from a Federalist society member and Scalia clerk:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739629753aFuEICzXcPE9GQ.webp

And to top it all off, :marseytrump:'s Border Czar threatens to renew the charges if he doesn't cooperate with ICE (totally not corruption though):

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and so the fricking president :marseytrump: declared: "america, i am your lawmaker now"
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I am cleaning out my closet and I found my old college assignments for one of my sociology classes! In this class, my professor was a butch lesbian that had us learn about Valerie Solanas, a radical feminist that wrote the SCUM (Society for Cutting Up Men ) Manifesto. She is most well known for shooting the artist Andy Warhol.

This is Valerie Solanas:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738975769hk0K6d_cfTV2Hg.webp

Those eyes sure look sane! Valerie proves that Sanpaku Eyes are REAL:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17389757693f--ZHHb6TbIqg.webp

Anyway, my professor had us read her SCUM manifesto and then write about it. I'm not going to post the entire manifesto because it's long and wordy, but she did have some entertaining quotes.

First, men are so pointless, that they are not even useful for making babies:

It is now technically feasible to reproduce without the aid of males (or, for that matter, females) and to produce only females. We must begin immediately to do so. Retaining the male has not even the dubious purpose of reproduction. The male is a biological accident: the Y (male) gene is an incomplete X (female) gene, that is, it has an incomplete set of chromosomes. In other words, the male is an incomplete female, a walking abortion, aborted at the gene stage. To be male is to be deficient, emotionally limited; maleness is a deficiency disease and males are emotional cripples.

Here she points out how men are even more worthless than apes:

The male is completely egocentric, trapped inside himself, incapable of empathizing or identifying with others, or love, friendship, affection of tenderness. He is a completely isolated unit, incapable of rapport with anyone. His responses are entirely visceral, not cerebral; his intelligence is a mere tool in the services of his drives and needs; he is incapable of mental passion, mental interaction; he can't relate to anything other than his own physical sensations. He is a half-dead, unresponsive lump, incapable of giving or receiving pleasure or happiness; consequently, he is at best an utter bore, an inoffensive blob, since only those capable of absorption in others can be charming. He is trapped in a twilight zone halfway between humans and apes, and is far worse off than the apes because, unlike the apes, he is capable of a large array of negative feelings -- hate, jealousy, contempt, disgust, guilt, shame, doubt -- and moreover, he is aware of what he is and what he isn't.

Here she talks about how men suck at s*x and will screw anything (tbh she might have a point for some men lol)

Although completely physical, the male is unfit even for stud service. Even assuming mechanical proficiency, which few men have, he is, first of all, incapable of zestfully, lustfully, tearing off a piece, but instead is eaten up with guilt, shame, fear and insecurity, feelings rooted in male nature, which the most enlightened training can only minimize; second, the physical feeling he attains is next to nothing; and third, he is not empathizing with his partner, but is obsessed with how he's doing, turning in an A performance, doing a good plumbing job. To call a man an animal is to flatter him; he's a machine, a walking dildo. It's often said that men use women. Use them for what? Surely not pleasure.

Eaten up with guilt, shame, fears and insecurities and obtaining, if he's lucky, a barely perceptible physical feeling, the male is, nonetheless, obsessed with screwing; he'll swim through a river of snot, wade nostril-deep through a mile of vomit, if he thinks there'll be a friendly kitty awaiting him. He'll screw a woman he despises, any snaggle-toothed hag, and furthermore, pay for the opportunity. Why? Relieving physical tension isn't the answer, as masturbation suffices for that. It's not ego satisfaction; that doesn't explain screwing corpses and babies.

:marseydicklet:

Here we see that Valerie was ahead of her time. She has figured out why some men :marseytrain2: out:

Being an incomplete female, the male spends his life attempting to complete himself, to become female. He attempts to do this by constantly seeking out, fraternizing with and trying to live through an fuse with the female, and by claiming as his own all female characteristics -- emotional strength and independence, forcefulness, dynamism, decisiveness, coolness, objectivity, assertiveness, courage, integrity, vitality, intensity, depth of character, grooviness, etc -- and projecting onto women all male traits -- vanity, frivolity, triviality, weakness, etc. It should be said, though, that the male has one glaring area of superiority over the female -- public relations. (He has done a brilliant job of convincing millions of women that men are women and women are men). The male claim that females find fulfillment through motherhood and sexuality reflects what males think they'd find fulfilling if they were female.

Women, in other words, don't have peepee envy; men have kitty envy. When the male accepts his passivity, defines himself as a woman (males as well as females think men are women and women are men), and becomes a transvestite he loses his desire to screw (or to do anything else, for that matter; he fulfills himself as a drag queen) and gets his peepee chopped off. He then achieves a continuous diffuse sexual feeling from `being a woman'. Screwing is, for a man, a defense against his desire to be female. He is responsible for:

You can read the full manifesto here if you're bored enough: https://www.khoury.northeastern.edu/home/shivers/rants/scum.html

I don't have my assignment on this paper with me, but I do remember she asked us to write about two claims in the manifesto that we with agree with and two things that we disagree with. I remember that I wrote I disagree with Valerie's claim that men are dildos because a dildo is something a woman has to use herself, whereas with men, a woman can just lay down and do absolutely nothing while the man does all the work. She gave me -2 points for that answer :marseycry:

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Microsoft update failed in our office and Teams and Onedrive are inaccessible. I don't want to jinx it but I think we're about to be sent home early :marseybegging:

Update: got sent home. Am waiting for my connection at Kowloon Tong. Never usually see the MTR after 8.30am or before 6pm.

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Hole refreshing.

					
					
					
	

				
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Timeline of the Online Culture War 2011-2013

					
					

I had totally forgotten that the Dear Colleague letter was that early, holy frick

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Moon Pies have gone woke!

Taking a jab at President Trump for giving the Gulf of America a proper name.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739327522sz4yV6M-xVT1Tw.webp

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Europe tries guilt shaming by forgetting ww2

					
					

lol good luck with Russia r-slurs

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NIGHTGOWN BROCK

The boys love being under the sheets where it's warm :marseycomfy: :marseyneet: :marseytoasty2:

!animalposters !cats

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Timestamp is 14:33 in case it doesn't link right link

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Donkey Kong December is over in a few hours. Are you ready for Dragon Ball December?
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FBI Freak Out As Dan Bongino Named Deputy Director | Zerohedge

Dan has a Masters Degree in Psychology from C.U.N.Y.

:#marseywut2:


This administration is already paying huge drama dividends, I can't wait for what's next.

Edit: https://www.zerohedge.com/political/fbi-director-patel-take-over-atf-too-will-he-burn-it-ground

Trump is about to turn the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives (ATF) over to Patel too, according to sources cited by multiple news outlets on Saturday evening. The extraordinary move has some wondering if Trump might move to dissolve the ATF altogether.

:#marseyhappening:

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Responding to a follow-up FAQ email on the government buyout automatically enrolls you in the buyout. :marseyelonmusk: :marseytroll:

					
					

Context: So, as you might know, the Drumpf administration offered a severance package to all 2 million federal workers to entice them to quit. This offer was sent out by some of Elon's flunkies that were recently employed by the Office of Personel Management. After this email, there have been several follow-up messages listing some questions and answers about the program.

Someone got the idea to respond to one of the emails asking more questions, and were automatically put on the list to be shitcanned.

Now to the comments:

Someone at our org CC'ed their supervisor on their resignation response and the supervisor got added to the list

Hahaha holy shit.

:comfypepe: "Oh Mr. supervisor, I've just quit my job and it looks like I quit your job too. No takebacks."

Shocking that a bunch of clownfarts with no experience managing large organizations would make such a mistake.

Do you really think it's a mistake?

:#capytypinglaugh:

I had an out of office messageโ€ฆ. Uhmโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ˜

:#marseytense:

This whole thing has been hold and we don't even know if it will be allowed :marseysal:. But the drama coin is already being paid out. !fedposters

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There's literally nothing wrong with being a hypocrite

It's called nuance

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:marppy: Drama Report: 2025-02-13 :marseyminer:

Top Drama

ScorePostSubredditRatioComments
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜Sorry to rain on the partisan parade ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ/r/OptimistsUnite (242K)59%2244
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜If kanye announces a world tour would you go?/r/Kanye (894K)61%1147
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜What if the US split into a blue nation and red nation based on pol.../r/whatif (31K)56%790
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜Army Recruiter Here/r/Felons (42K)55%751
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜Awwww ๐Ÿฅด๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿป!!/r/MemeVideos (555K)63%842
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜Would ya'll date someone bipolar? That's on medication/r/AskMenAdvice (278K)51%537
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜Defend Democracy/r/LasVegas (198K)61%626
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜A person with no options is NOT a better option./r/PurplePillDebate (136K)48%421
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜Video games should be more expensive/r/The10thDentist (304K)56%469
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜Does anyone here NOT absolutely despite Mahomes and the Chiefs to l.../r/NFLv2 (61K)50%316

Relative Drama (takes into account the size of the subreddit)

ScorePostSubredditRatioComments
๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜What if the US split into a blue nation and red nation based on pol.../r/whatif (31K)56%790
๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜Im fricking done/r/linuxsucks (8K)52%140
๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜Army Recruiter Here/r/Felons (42K)55%751
๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜A6 Songs (So Far) Not Great./r/lightsalot (7K)49%77
๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜Petition against anti-transgender talk hosted by the University of .../r/oxforduni (23K)48%216
๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜'The View' Joy Behar Back In Action Explaining Long Absence/r/theview (6K)49%51
๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜How do you justify voting Conservative in Oakville-North Burlington?/r/BurlingtonON (29K)50%258
๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜Sorry to rain on the partisan parade ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ/r/OptimistsUnite (242K)59%2244
๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜FIRST READING: Trudeau government already missing targets on pledge.../r/WildRoseCountry (5K)50%29
๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜Does anyone here NOT absolutely despite Mahomes and the Chiefs to l.../r/NFLv2 (61K)50%316

:marppy: autodrama: returning jobs to dramneurodivergents. :marseycapitalistmanlet: Ping HeyMoon if there are any problems or you have a suggestion :marseyjamming:

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chuddies can't handle a little deadnaming :marseysipping:

stolen from here: https://old.reddit.com/r/PoliticalCompassMemes/comments/1ipo5ue/the_dark_woke_rises/

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Lord of Mysteries 2: Circle of inevitability chapter 877
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Average Episcopalian Relationship is Over As One Becomes Catholic :marseyselfflagellation: :marseybegoneprot: :lucestoning:

					
					
					
	

				
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