I have not tried Dubai chocolates, are they as hyped as they should be?

!animalposters !cats

a little over a month ago I decided to use chatgpt to create a "perfect diet" using 3 protein sources, and to create a shopping list. part of this was to prove "muh food inflation" r-slurs wrong, part of it was to see how healthy I could get from using chatgpt for 20 minutes.

outcome so far:

• 245 dollars per month spent.

• 2000 calories a day with 200g of that being protein.

weight lost - 12 pounds.

"Straight men with more 'gay genes' tend to have more sexual partners than those with fewer. Being a little bit gay makes a man more attractive to women. But being too gay? Women might still find you appealing, but you won’t care because you’re only interested in men." pic.twitter.com/WFihAICyyG

— Rob Henderson (@robkhenderson) March 7, 2025

WATCH: Alaska Airlines flight attendant cries after being fired for twerking on flight in uniform

"I decided to get myself hyped up for my day."

pic.twitter.com/EJ1YXcbr2O

— Breaking911 (@Breaking911) March 5, 2025

You see a guy get wiped out on the street in front of you, and At first you didnt think they even clipped him but then he falls over and you hear this sickening noise, and You know exactly what it is because its like literally every time you snapped the shell of a flea on your dogs back, and No big deal

Except this time it was an actual human being, and You like just heard his skull crack but its whatever

my heart is telling me Whatever Redactor, and Go back to watching TV, and Forget what you like just saw and heard

I can never go back

Explained to my bf how my mom died because she no longer could afford her chemo and he said he doesn't want his taxes to go up if we implement free healthcare

Do we break up yes or no

He gave me some long winded answer about how when he was in the UK he had to wait a long time in the emergency room for an ear infection💔 I called him r-slurred and hung up the phone

He was an r-slur to tell that foid his true inner feelings !redscarepod !foidmoment !moidmoment

The US military has removed photos of the B-29 bomber “Enola Gay” — which dropped the first atomic bomb on Japan — apparently because it contains the word “gay,” which violates their new anti-DEI rules. pic.twitter.com/q7mOVFFDx5

— No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen (@NoLieWithBTC) March 7, 2025

I actually love these people.

https://old.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/1j5nwz5/poland_to_call_up_all_adult_men_for_military/

Oh Frick. Polish people I know do not frick about. There are no half measures. Plus Poland has millions of Ukrainian men and women of fighting age too. Russia may have started this but frick me, if they've pissed off Poland? Poland crushes.

FYI, this is voluntary, not mandatory. The headline implies that it's mandatory

Meanwhile https://old-reddit-com.translate.goog/r/Polska/comments/1j5n4z9/polska_przygotowuje_model_powszechnych_szkole%C5%84/?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=en-US&_x_tr_pto=wapp

Frick women and politicians

Aella has published a book featuring Kiwi Farms posts. She is a digital prostitute notable for organizing a viral "birthday gangbang", and for having advocated against criminalizing CSAM with logic that child predators would be satisfied masturbating.https://t.co/PMFkEMGV89 pic.twitter.com/3IkYi6Yx5H

— Kiwi Farms (@KiwiFarmsDotNet) March 8, 2025

my friends made me Heaven and Heck books, which are collections of the best and worst things they could find people saying about me online. They were made and bound from scratch by the wonderful @jenalden (she even included my own art inside the covers!) 1/ pic.twitter.com/28U7Wiu1Xa

— Aella (@Aella_Girl) March 2, 2025

And @So8res and @rothosphere did the heck book (tho ofc Jen put it together).
They really dig deep for the worst stuff lol pic.twitter.com/1KboUsVVBK

— Aella (@Aella_Girl) March 2, 2025

No rdrama posts it appears, dramacels lose again

EDIT: NEVERMIND @Patsy made it (jdanks superfan)

In actuality, this is how the invasion of Leafland would go on Day 1

>95% of Canadian military surrenders at the first show of force (it's not like they had gas or enough working vehicles to fight back anyways)

>Chinese secret police in Vancouver begin rounding up and slaughtering suspected dissidents to Chinese rule while the CBC runs news stories about how Xi is the only protector of Canadians worth trusting

>Brampton Ontario is declared a part of Punjab by Modi

>Various Sikh, Hindu nationalist and Pakistani factions armed with long sticks take to the streets and begin fighting each other while screaming unintelligible insults in broken English

>Trudeau flees to Klaus Schwabs house for a "Scheduled Climate and Racial Justice Summit"

>PSA ships 200 pallets of complete AR-15s to Alberta, support for American occupation reaches 97%

If you're too roided up to read all that shit rn this neo-nazi Ruzzian spa has a women only day that alternates between allowing trans women and being BIOLOGICAL WOMEN ONLY

BUT WAIT! They're doing it to accommodate wholesome Muslim WOCs. Who will win?

Muslim women should have to look at girldick, this is America - 169 votes

LIVE REACTION:

Total doublespeak. Exclusion is inclusion. War is peace.

Including trans women does not exclude anyone. You're not excluded if you choose not to participate because you didn't get to exclude others...

Feels a bit wrong to call it Womens Day when catering to religious fundamentalists, but OK. Mostly just sad really, could just call it for what it is Religious and Biological Fundamentalist Day, but I digress. Probably not worth the time to fight this since it's only one day a month and hopefully it'll stay that way.

Girls I STG,

When people say "pick your battles" they mean this. And this is a battle that should be carefully navigated. That means that atheist white trans women should not be the ones to go against this but instead the trans women in gender segregated religions should. Because if y'all act insensitive you're going to come off as a colonialist and cause more problems than it's worth for a luxury provided by a company that is already trying to accommodate.

Mark my words if y'all go to this without tact you are going to just become fuel for the bigoted machine and they will likely dox you and ruin your shit.

LIVE REACTION:

You should be alright with providing them space. AFAB women experience life differently and sometimes need a space for themselves. This isn't transphobia, it's giving AFAB women a space in a SPA.

"To further accommodate their beliefs we have to limit admission on Women's Day to WHITE WOMEN ONLY"

Holy
Holy fuck
Holy FUCK pic.twitter.com/3RSXhVL2Yr

— Arsenal of Dememecracy 🇺🇲 🇺🇦 🗽 (@gaymergir) March 3, 2025

To the Great Farmers of the United States: Get ready to start making a lot of agricultural product to be sold INSIDE of the United States. Tariffs will go on external product on April 2nd. Have fun!

idk how you can see replies on truthsocial

Prepare yourself for +6 blue Iowa what the actual frick is he DOING

Ann Selzer coming out of retirement for this one

Time for Ukrainian led color revolution in America

ok buddy you're doing too much

Soon the cartels will be smuggling Parmesan cheese, eggs and ozempic from Europe to America

ay tone when's the last time you saw those ducks?

Yeah, people get banned for that all the time, you know the rules.

Your account has always existed at the whim of whatever r-slurred system governs reddit comment/post removal

Oh look, now reddit mods are worrying about chilling speech

Anyway, I think they've threatened to do this before but nothing ever seemed to come of it.

I remember when I was anxious about turning 30 I said to a male friend “come on, have you ever seen a happy woman over 40?” And he said “I don’t think I’ve ever seen a happy woman.”

— Cartoons Hate Her! (@CartoonsHateHer) March 8, 2025