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Which do you prefer?

!animalposters !cats

As someone who spent several years working at an arboretum (ie someone who frequently tended to gardens and lawns), I'm gonna challenge the folks claiming it's because lawns are easier to care for. Keeping grass looking nice and uniform is difficult and resource intensive any place in the world, whereas a thoughtfully planted garden of local flora can require relatively little intervention. It's all about how intensely you want to stick a middle finger up to Mother Nature and try to grow plants that don't belong in the environment. Lawn grass doesn't belong anywhere so it's always a challenge.

are they fr right now

I thought most people don't care if they have perfect soccer feild grass and most ppl where I am have patchy lawns

They like it, they actually (and im not fricking with u here) think it looks nice, someone else already mentioned why they like it but when it comes down to it they just like grass. Which imma be honest i think is fine, problem is they force people who dont like it to also have grass and double problem they are completely unreasonable about their love for grass just no moderation at all they put it everywhere in unreasonable quantities.

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-Stop using the app. You are detected through your Google/iCloud account connected to the app.

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-Brave and the duckduckgo browser make it easy to clear the local data. Also private tabs in general will confuse Reddit about your identity.

-If you have multiple accounts, if you do not clear your data between switching accounts Reddit will know both are yours and if one is banned the other may be too.

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she looks like a very pleasant person!

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Truth. I experienced homelessness in the late '90's I was lucky because I did have a car and a state park pass. Sleeping in a old ford Tempo really is shit compared to this (711)

My back hurts just thinking about it (208)

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That's a case by case thing. My shoes, probably fine, small Asian woman, I'd give it 15 minutes. There's only one group of people interested in freshly used shoes, and it ain't fashionistas. (542)

People usually sell things that they steal.. (79)

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Was wondering about the power supply. She's using a lot of electricity. (221)

You can see the battery and inverter there at the end. (109)

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I know plenty of people hating on her, but on a more serious note. Anytime I see this videos of people living in a van etc i always just imagine how bad their worst days. Imagine just having a mental breakdown and being forced to do all this shit every day, or being sick as frick and having to reearange your car soyou can drive to a different parking lot just to set it up again. I couldn't live anywhere if i had to leave my house every single fricking day to survive. (1)

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I was like ok this kind of cool travel whatever. If you exclude most of decor shit. But then she pops out with pop-up tent, potty and pedestal sink with running water?! Like WTF? That's too much, not in good way. Then, puts away just to pop out again for teeth brushing. Where in the actual frick would she or did she put that shit when wasn't being used? Most of junk when not using, not to mention driving? If any battery left. I know most prob AA batteries but not all.* I get these videos are just to advertise the lil gadgets that they use in them and not a real life scenario* still a tad infuriating . (1)

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Like when you're doing 120kph on the highway. (429)

"Sir, what happened to your car?""Officer I think it was shit. It's all over my windscreen - that car was driving past me and-""... Shit happened, you say?""Well, yeah. Technically... Officer are you going to-""You are aware that shit happens to all of us? Even on the highway?""Yeah... But not literally. Look, are you going to catch that driver or not!?""Shit, I don't know... Did you see their license plate?""My windscreen was full of shit - how could I possibly have seen that!?""Sir, calm down. Before you lose your shit."Lesson of the day: if a speeding car throws human waste at your car and gets away, not even the cops will take that shit seriously. (70)

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Paraphrasing a fictional character to back up an IRL claim is certainly a choice

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!soyteens !r-slurs

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TikTok Ching Chong - 64 votes

AOC - 50 votes

Lauren Underwood - 5 votes

Katherine Clark - 9 votes

Judy Chu - 7 votes

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Susie Lee - 6 votes

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Check out this brilliant leftoid strategy you guys

Summary

• You're right - games are changing. And it's all because of me.

• I'm the one personally forcing developers to make all of the games woke.

• They are terrified of me, but they have to give in to my every demand.

I heard you're not too happy with games lately. You've been let down by decisions by video game developers that you find outrageous. Assassin's Creed has been ruined for you because of a historical figure you weren't expecting! Paper Mario clarified that, yes, that is in fact a trans character. And worst of all, the new Perfect Dark trailer features a camera shot of a woman taken from below rather than above.

It's a nightmare out there! Up is down, red is blue. You just want the crazy train to stop. And that's too bad, because I'm personally going to force game companies to put in all that stuff you hate.

No, I'm not a consulting company. I'm not associated with one, either. According to YouTubers that only use massive fonts, consulting companies are the most powerful force on Earth, filled with evil teens who have the ability, the power, and the right to change any aspect of any game they want immediately. But that won't stop me. I may be alone, but I'm going to call up every game company and make sure they add those things that make your face red while you sit in your little Speed Racer gaming chair.

I've already convinced a lot of them to do the stuff on my list. They asked me, "But aren't real g*mers going to be mad?" And I said, "Real g*mers are bad," just the way those YouTube videos seem to think people talk!

Of course, I get where you're coming from. Games like Contra and Castlevania? Those are games for men that we played when we were little boys. When you were growing up, games were for you. And they still should be for you! Just you and people who you share certain, specific traits with. You know, the traits. You'll figure it out! That's who games are actually for!

That is, until I called up Rockstar and said, "You better make it so players can only win Grand Theft Auto 6 if they read the works of Gloria Anzaldúa." They said, "Oh my God, we were going to make the game go 'big vroom, big boom' but, now, we've decided to put in all the stuff angry people online hate. Because you forced us."

What Will You Be Angry About Next? Who Knows!

You might be wondering what stuff you hate is making its way into games. That's the fun part: apparently you don't know what you hate until you see it! But, buddy, after you see it, you treat it like you've known about it forever and it's the biggest scandal the gaming world has ever experienced.

You were just trying to enjoy games, right? You're the target audience, not these tourists who apparently put more of their time, money, energy, and professional talent into games than you. It's not your fault that you're the only person in the room who's the most angry at games at all times.

But cheer up! You'll be happy to know that I emailed EA and now the new college football game is just a graduate-level film course where we watch both adaptations of Brideshead Revisited. EA's hands are tied! As long as it's a feature that will make the real fans super mad, a billion dollar company must agree to it by law. They just have to put things you hate in games if they're told.

Why else would Suicide Squad: Kill the Justice League force Harley Quinn to have woke hair? Yes, she did have dyed hair before, but now some of it is blue! Wait, she also had blue hair before, too? Weird. You'd really think that decision could only be blamed on a kid whose parents were immigrants.

But just because characters might've had DEI hairstyles before doesn't mean you want it now or you even know what 'DEI' means. You're too busy to learn. You've got people to harass online. You've got serious concerns about the bone structure of the main character in Star Wars Outlaws. Those hour-long rant videos aren't going to just make themselves and then throw themselves into the void. It must be exhausting for you! You have to watch in terror as two characters hold hands - especially when those are not the types of people that God said could hold hands!

Why can't we go back to the good old days of Metroid when you didn't know you were playing as a woman until later? Back then, we didn't have to have a character's 'whole identity' crammed down our throats. Mainly because a character's 'whole identity' was a four-by-ten stack of pixels. But now that games are more realistic, I've got a job to do, friendo. And that job is making sure that Lara Croft winks a little weird so she's not sexy anymore. It's almost like she can only wink by blinking. You're turned off immediately. I bet you're mad at that!

If anything, you should be thanking me for personally forcing game companies to put in all that stuff you hate. I'm the one who gives you energy in the morning. It's certainly not your family; your ex took them with the dog. You need an extra boost to get out of bed and rush to social media to make sure nobody has put a black person in a game without asking you first. I'm your fresh air. I wake you up more than coffee.

You don't think I'm serious? You think I'm joking? Every hour, on the hour, I force a game designer to add the ability for players to choose their own pronouns. Just because you don't want that! Uh oh! Tetris just got pronouns! Better get started on that grift video or Puzzle Bobble is next.

Sure, you could be angrier with the actual problems in games. You could be mad that companies tout record success while laying off record numbers of people. You could be furious that employees are expected to work 24/7, often without any reward. You could be frustrated that it's hard for smaller companies to break through the white noise of game releases. You could be tired of bigger companies nickel and diming players with features that should have been in the original package.

But I think we agree it's more important that you tell everyone on Earth you miss the days when characters were basically Precious Moments figurines with massive honkers. Sadly, I showed Bethesda a picture of Marjory The Trash Heap from Fraggle Rock and demanded companies only use her ever. That was me, I can admit that.

A reasonable person might theorize that you're not actually mad at these woke features; you're mad that you've aged out of the target demographic and now both the people buying games and the people making games are a wider audience than when you were 13. The same reasonable person would add that this makes you feel less like the center of the universe, which causes you physical pain and distress. As you experience the tragedies and victories of life, video games seem a little less magical, so you've replaced confronting that feeling with finding someone to blame for it.

And that person is going to be me. I'm personally going to add what you hate. Just me. The game companies don't want it, but I'm making them. I'm making them do woke changes so much they're crying at their desks. And I've loved every second of it. Want to test me? Fine. All crafting games now only allow you to cook soy-based soft foods. You're welcome!

I thought censorship was the worst thing you can do to the public square.

Musk has shown there is something worse. He doesn't want you to read less biased sources of news or info, he wants to make you into Catturd. On Musk's war on the human intellect. https://t.co/asfHWh9wGw

— Richard Hanania (@RichardHanania) March 8, 2025

The censorship debate has always been about which news, analysis, or sources of info you should trust. Liberals say this person is credible, this is an expert, this is a conspiracy theorist, and so forth. It's annoying and they often get things wrong, but there's some pretense of… pic.twitter.com/frj9PO9mlK

— Richard Hanania (@RichardHanania) March 8, 2025

Unfortunately accurate. From @RichardHanania pic.twitter.com/XRe3zNRsv2

— TracingWoodgrains (@tracewoodgrains) March 8, 2025

"That he can be as smart as he is – assuming something of the mind that founded SpaceX and Tesla still exists – and bask in the approval of the dumbest people...feels like treason against everyone who believes that honest and rational thought has value." https://t.co/asfHWh9wGw

— Richard Hanania (@RichardHanania) March 8, 2025

None of Elon's tweets indicate that he reads anything on government. No books, policy papers,etc. I've asked people who work with him if it's any different in private, they admit he doesn't read except for Catturd.

No way he approached rockets like this. https://t.co/asfHWh9wGw

— Richard Hanania (@RichardHanania) March 9, 2025

In response to my article on what happened to Elon Musk, someone pointed me to this 2021 conversation about technology in warfare. Small sample below. Musk comes across as sharp and informed. He not only knows about engineering, but must’ve read a bit of history.

This goes… pic.twitter.com/uuV4ace1F9

— Richard Hanania (@RichardHanania) March 9, 2025

and this is within the past 24 hours. Here is even more bashing as Hanania realizes that Muskrat has become the subtard he swore to destroy:

Elon Musk apparently believes that Biden just committed chicken genocide for no reason. He lacks the curiosity to ask why this might’ve happened. He has access to all the information in the world and he outsourced his brain to the dumbest people in public life. It’s disgusting. https://t.co/UfUuqB3CiP

— Richard Hanania (@RichardHanania) March 7, 2025

Vivek was the non-r-slurred Elon. Head of DOGE is one job that would’ve been done much better by an Indian. pic.twitter.com/CQSWFJFexX

— Richard Hanania (@RichardHanania) March 7, 2025

Ezra Klein on Elon Musk as a person compared to USAID workers.

I know people who work in aid, like you do. Musk is a billionaire who jets around the world fathering children with Lord knows how many women. And sending missives on X 300 times a day. And these people who went to… pic.twitter.com/M8ChMzsvwW

— Richard Hanania (@RichardHanania) March 2, 2025

Is Elon Musk as misinformed about public policy as he looks? If he weren't, it would accidentally slip once in a while that he's been influenced by a thoughtful book or article. But there's little indication he gets his info from anything but memes. https://t.co/OJ7HdodDuY pic.twitter.com/JHuzHEGbfs

— Richard Hanania (@RichardHanania) February 27, 2025

Many of us were excited when Elon Musk bought X. Yet seeing his decline has been horrifying.

But if one billionaire disappoints, maybe another can save us.

I wrote some thoughts on whether Bezos' new policy at the Post can bring elites to free markets. https://t.co/OJ7HdodDuY

— Richard Hanania (@RichardHanania) February 27, 2025

Looks like Elon unfollowed. Honestly surprised it took so long. When he followed Catturd I knew it was over.

— Richard Hanania (@RichardHanania) February 23, 2025

There’s a difference between Russia knowing it and the message they take from American leaders announcing and emphasizing a fact.

— Richard Hanania (@RichardHanania) February 21, 2025

We will be revoking the visas and/or green cards of Hamas supporters in America so they can be deported https://t.co/oKba2Mmi3C

— Marco Rubio (@marcorubio) March 9, 2025

!biofoids

i feel like Got a nice gift when I logged in today!!! Thank you @Aevann !!! !!! !!!

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Follow me on twitter sisters and thats the tea, sis

https://x.com/MDMYAY_ but go off

The leader of the Rotherham grooming gang, Banaras Hussain, has been released.

Hussain raped 15 11-year-old girls for 10 years.

He ripped out the nails of girls who tried to escape.

The court found a total of 55 crimes.

Hussain, who served a 9-year sentence, is now walking… pic.twitter.com/ucDBf91Kzt

— Radio Europe (@RadioEuropes) March 7, 2025

!nooticers !chuds

Banaras Hussain: Release and Controversy Surrounding Rotherham Grooming Gang Leader

The recent release of Banaras Hussain, the notorious leader of the Rotherham grooming gang, has ignited widespread outrage and concern. Hussain, who was convicted for heinous crimes including the r*pe of 15 young girls over a decade, served a nine-year prison sentence and is now free, raising serious questions about the justice system and the safety of vulnerable individuals in society.

Background of the Rotherham Grooming Scandal

The Rotherham grooming scandal, which came to light in the early 2000s, involved a network of men who exploited vulnerable young girls in the town of Rotherham, South Yorkshire. Many of the victims were as young as 11 years old and were subjected to horrific abuses, including sexual exploitation, violence, and intimidation. Hussain was a key figure in this gang, which was found to have committed a staggering total of 55 crimes, including r*pe and physical abuse.

The Crimes Committed

Hussain's crimes are particularly disturbing. Reports indicate that he not only r*ped young girls but also employed brutal tactics to maintain control over them. In one shocking instance, he ripped out the nails of girls who attempted to escape his clutches. This level of cruelty underscores the severity of his offenses and the psychological trauma inflicted upon the victims, many of whom have struggled with the long-lasting effects of their abuse.

Legal Proceedings and Sentencing

The legal proceedings surrounding Hussain and the Rotherham grooming gang were complex and drawn out. Ultimately, Hussain was sentenced to nine years in prison, a decision that many have criticized as insufficient given the gravity of his crimes. The release of such a dangerous individual has prompted public outcry and calls for reforms in the judicial system to better protect potential victims and ensure that perpetrators of such heinous acts face appropriate consequences.

Public Reaction and Concerns

The news of Hussain's release has sparked a heated debate within the community and across the nation. Many are expressing fears that his freedom poses a risk to the safety of young girls and that the justice system has failed to adequately address the needs of the victims. Social media platforms have been flooded with discussions, with users sharing their outrage and calling for increased vigilance and action against grooming gangs.

Moving Forward: The Need for Reform

As the community grapples with the implications of Hussain's release, there is a growing demand for comprehensive reforms in how grooming cases are handled. Advocates emphasize the importance of ensuring that victims receive the support they need, while also demanding stricter sentences for perpetrators of sexual violence. The case also highlights the necessity of greater awareness and education surrounding grooming and exploitation, equipping individuals to recognize the warning signs and take action.

In conclusion, Banaras Hussain's release is a pivotal moment that has reignited discussions about child safety, justice, and the treatment of victims in cases of grooming and sexual exploitation. As the fallout continues, it is crucial for society to confront these challenges head-on and work towards a safer future for all children.

US Treasury Secretary Bessent: Access to cheap goods is not the essence of the American dream.

— unusual_whales (@unusual_whales) March 6, 2025

No the American Dream has changed for now… a country without gross corruption for our kids is all I care about. With criminals in jail! That is my American dream!

Would a return to 'Made in America' be such a terrible thing? No one said it would be cheap or easy. But if we aren't willing to put everything on the line to accomplish our goal of fixing this country, what are we even doing here?

Trump said he'd bring down prices "on Day One".

No backtracking now. He said he could do it in a single day.

I thought we were voting for cheap eggs and an affordable American dream.

58% of gen Z men voted for this.

I guess this is what happens when you treat real life like a meme and are to cynical to keep you off a boat on its way to china.

https://old.reddit.com/r/GenZ/comments/1j4h258/genz_are_we_ready_to_be_drafted/mg8j4ml/?context=8

American problem. Conservatives and Trump just torpedoed the NATO alliance.

Maybe the Russians will help you, lol

https://old.reddit.com/r/GenZ/comments/1j4h258/genz_are_we_ready_to_be_drafted/mg8je9v/?context=8

I don't understand. I thought this is what Gen-z wanted? I mean... the votes show it.

https://old.reddit.com/r/GenZ/comments/1j4h258/genz_are_we_ready_to_be_drafted/mg8j4m4/?context=8

Im going to be a draft dodger, just like our orange president, I don't care if I go to jail. [ ]

https://old.reddit.com/r/GenZ/comments/1j4h258/genz_are_we_ready_to_be_drafted/mg8kwoy/?context=8

Only a moronic Redditor would think that we would have an actual war with China, let alone think it would last 4 years or longer. War with china = nukes = M.A.D.. Maybe don't skip your history classes.

https://old.reddit.com/r/GenZ/comments/1j4h258/genz_are_we_ready_to_be_drafted/mg8v2s6/?context=8

And roe v wade would never be overturned and books would never be removed en masse from libraries and the pentagon would never be directed to stop counter measures against Russian computer attacks.

Wait.

https://old.reddit.com/r/GenZ/comments/1j4h258/genz_are_we_ready_to_be_drafted/mg8yc0y/?context=8

Would there actually be a draft? The US military is already extremely powerful with it's current soldiers.

https://old.reddit.com/r/GenZ/comments/1j4h258/genz_are_we_ready_to_be_drafted/mg8j0ex/?context=8

Just start taking HRT. They've made it abundantly clear they don't want trans folks in the military. But then again, if it was dire enough to start drafting people, they'd probably use trans people as the first volley of fodder. [ ]

https://old.reddit.com/r/GenZ/comments/1j4h258/genz_are_we_ready_to_be_drafted/mg8t1bi/?context=8

How gullible do you have to be to read these words and be worried about the draft?

Politicians talk nonstop, 99% of the time it's all bark and no bite.

https://old.reddit.com/r/GenZ/comments/1j4h258/genz_are_we_ready_to_be_drafted/mg8lc2h/?context=8

"you're playing with world war 3" said Trump to zalensky

https://old.reddit.com/r/GenZ/comments/1j4h258/genz_are_we_ready_to_be_drafted/mg8lysg/?context=8

Mfer said "i know" 😂😂 b-word WHY are you still letting fathers and sons die in a war you JUST admitted you cant win without our support. And we just told you we are not supporting this bs anymore so time to humble up and make peace

https://old.reddit.com/r/GenZ/comments/1j4h258/genz_are_we_ready_to_be_drafted/mg9ju64/?context=8

Nah im gonna leverage my mental illness [ you're still still getting drafted in an hypothetical world war]

https://old.reddit.com/r/GenZ/comments/1j4h258/genz_are_we_ready_to_be_drafted/mg8jkel/?context=8

Thankfully dodging the draft is easier than ever under the new administration, simply declare yourself trans and you are magically unfit for the military. [Redditors really think this will work lmao ]

https://old.reddit.com/r/GenZ/comments/1j4h258/genz_are_we_ready_to_be_drafted/mg8x5q5/?context=8

The US would win that war. The navy is superior and would work to cut off their ocean trade

If China were to ally with Russia though, and China made a big push East to take ocean territory, while Russia made a big push West and held nothing back….and North Korea and Iran became involved, that would be quite interesting

https://old.reddit.com/r/GenZ/comments/1j4h258/genz_are_we_ready_to_be_drafted/mg8lgzl/?context=8

This same scare tactic is made every month to incite division in US politics and voter opinions. Don't let China manipulate you (as if the majority of y'all don't already have TikTok). China was allowed to invade the U.S. with spies from the southern border under Biden. Trump is putting a stop to it and will put a stop to their takeover of the Panama Canal. Patriotism, not politics.

https://old.reddit.com/r/GenZ/comments/1j4h258/genz_are_we_ready_to_be_drafted/mg8kkck/?context=8

The US is about to FAFO. [ ]

China, Russia, and most of the global south don't like the US. Now they don't even have Canada or Mexico on their side. 💀

https://old.reddit.com/r/GenZ/comments/1j4h258/genz_are_we_ready_to_be_drafted/mg8jnm8/?context=8

China can get body slammed anytime

https://old.reddit.com/r/GenZ/comments/1j4h258/genz_are_we_ready_to_be_drafted/mg8jtrj/?context=8

Frick that Winnie the Pooh mother fricker. I'm sure their oppressed, overworked, underpaid (people) military will be super difficult to beat.

https://old.reddit.com/r/GenZ/comments/1j4h258/genz_are_we_ready_to_be_drafted/mg8kbj5/?context=8

China is at the end of its reign anyways [ ]

https://old.reddit.com/r/GenZ/comments/1j4h258/genz_are_we_ready_to_be_drafted/mg8l32o/?context=8

Drafted to do what? Create tiktok's and selfies to post on instagram? The only GenZ'ers that would be worth a shit to Trump in a war with china would be the ones who voted for him and as far as im concerned, good, go die for your country, this is what you wanted.

https://old.reddit.com/r/GenZ/comments/1j4h258/genz_are_we_ready_to_be_drafted/mg8jlu2/?context=8

EVEN REDDITORS ARE NOW FOIDPILLED ON THE FOID MENACE: https://old.reddit.com/r/CrazyFrickingVideos/comments/1j2xc5t/its_not_just_me_right/

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