- X : bam
- Lappland : Disgusting. I love sucking peepee
- totalretardwar : They can't be perfect, they don't even have a bussy.
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Yes, we all like to make jokes about white women. It's all fun and games and theres an element of truth to it. But the truth is white women are the most beautiful creatures on the planet.
Today this truth became evident as I walked from my office to the train station and found myself behind two women on the platform, an Asian on the left and a white Woman on the right, perhaps the biblical symbolism was divine intervention.
Their appearances were quite different. The Asian woman was your typical westernized ABG type. Not quite skinny but not quite overweight either. Tight lululemon pants and some kind of athletic top that emphasized a "sexy" body, built by dedicated work at a gymnasium.
The white woman was quite the opposite. She had a rather mannish face, and for a few moments I thought it might have been a transgender until I got a better look at her face. She was tall with a rather fridgelike build, her baggy loose clothes certainly didn't do her any favors. Her legs werent toned at all and one had some kind of large sore or bruise on it.
The Asian woman was attractive and the White woman was not attractive. That was the objective truth, that was the reasonable conclusion to draw based on the information presented to my brain by my eyes. That was the answer is both an individual and a society.
NO! In a sudden realization I realized that was not true! Looking at them both I wanted the white woman, not the Asian! She was more alluring, more endearing, the one I wanted to bring flowers to, the one I wanted to make laugh, the one I wanted to wake up in bed next to. That was the truth! It was like fog clearing and suddenly the view being perfectly clear. Like looking at a nonsensical math problem and then suddenly figuring out the answer! My thoughts were clean and pure, no longer held back by whatever strange muck was clouding my judgement.
The white woman excited me like no other woman could. There was nothing more to weigh in my mind, no need to compare their bodies or their clothes, no need for a second glance. I wanted the white woman, that was the truth.
I hope one day you can have the same experience I had. God bless white women
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I'm kind of amazed that these people really exist. There's a guy here who is so much like them it's just mind bending.
Just today he (let's call him Dwilton) came in (late) and I heard him yell across the warehouse to a laborer "WHERE"S MY FUN DIP." The laborer had borrowed the box of fun dip that wasn't being eaten because it's gross and has not given it back. I thought Dwilton could not be actually mad about this fun dip, but when I saw his face, he was. And that's a trope of these characters right? Any perceived rudeness is taken as a great injustice of the company in general, rather than a personal failure in one or both directions that could be rectified with maturity.
So then he started ranting about how this laborer has been hiding. Then about how there was a bird in the warehouse that dive bombed him and almost hurt him! I was like Dwilton, you sure are fired up this morning, and he was like no i'm not all crosseyed.
He's a super sad and I could go on for pages if I start remembering his other stuff, but the point is he's like this character from the office and office space.
He has literally bitched about not getting his allotment of free food at company functions.
What is this personality?
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I'm a petty beefy guy. Have been for most of my adult life. I'm changing my eating and hitting the gym again to get healthy, but I don't think I'll ever be super thin again.
There seem to be a decent amount of men who find plus size women sexy, which I think is fantastic. But as a man, I can't say that my experience has been proportional or at all similar. Outside of fetish communities, I've not encountered a woman who was sincerely attracted to someone with my body type, and thats... hard.
I don't want to be a fetish. I don't want to be in a feeder-type relationship. I want to be healthy, but I also accept that healthiness for me might still be a hefty body type. The BHM communities I've found on reddit are very sexually oriented. I'm not here to kink shame anyone, but that's just not me.
I'm a man with a deep capacity for love and connection. I'm very connected to my feelings and really would like to find a meaningful relationship based on mutual interest, attraction, and compatible personalities.
I just don't know where to find women who would be interested in dating a guy like me. The apps are out. So are the popular dating sites. I just feel like modern dating isn't made for the plus sized man.
Does anyone have some good advice for me? I'm a 46 year old man, who at this point, is kind of at a loss.
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her face card was a little too lethal in 2013 omg π³ pic.twitter.com/VzwrLBOalt
— β (@madonnassance) February 18, 2025
IβM SCREAMING? pic.twitter.com/AaYTQjVtgg
β Ϋ (@livviepope) February 18, 2025
New drunk vid:
Kamala Harris was absolutely hammered in NYC..
β American AF πΊπΈ (@iAnonPatriot) February 16, 2025
π pic.twitter.com/bx59r4zHov
Could have had this hot drunk b-word as president instead of orange grumpler smh.
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Feeling a little melancholic today, I yearn to return to pappa Loomis, might start the "Bridgeman marathon" this weekend.
Drew these yesterday
Could someone please saw down this rifle barrel for me?
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President @realDonaldTrump addresses the drivers before the 2025 Daytona 500. pic.twitter.com/DP9hXWjDpm
— FOX: NASCAR (@NASCARONFOX) February 16, 2025
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iPhone 16E is officially announced
— Marques Brownlee (@MKBHD) February 19, 2025
- White or black
- A18 chip
- 6.1" LCD with a notch
- Single 48mp camera
- Action button
- Supports apple Intelligence
$599https://t.co/3OsOZkVwW2 pic.twitter.com/aoFgw5srZA
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π§΅Jane Doe (pxie) v Steven Bonnell (Destiny) court docs (1/13) pic.twitter.com/gJdAxQaJGd
— jstlk (@jstlk_) February 19, 2025
Total libtard death incoming
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- Wojak : YWNBAW
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She is harder (for me) to draw than she looks
Hypermuscular Hindu Hridaysamrat - 4
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"In you I see the manifestation of bodhisattva," Bhutan PM Tshering Tobgay tells PM Modi at Delhi address https://t.co/ZJatRLoMCB
— Sidhant Sibal (@sidhant) February 21, 2025
Priest King transcends religious boundaries, he's the reborn Priest King of Harappa and the Bodhisattva who was promised
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This is how she set up the board:
This is how it should be normally set up:
Its typical for new people in chess to mix up the placement of king and queen in middle, but its another level of blunder to mix the knights and bishops, which indicates you havent played a single game in your life.
Seems Elon is not picking the brightest genes for his infant farm.
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