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For once I agree!
"I don't know if I can ever trust him again after this." Yes you do know. You can't trust him.
"Wait, babe! It's not what it looks like!"
Poetry!
He could really push this a lot further.
Seems like every foid's got some frumpy 300 pound Iago whispering "leeeeaaave him!" in her ear. Strangely, it often works. Imagine if men in relationships listened to angry incels for advice!
However, in this case I think a breakup would probably be good for both of them. Though the ideal scenario would be if he gets covid and pins her down and...
The rare double-cuck relationship!
Le suffering servant has arrived. But still, this technically qualifies as the voice of sanity.
All this has happened before, and all this will happen again
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Raw Egg Nationalist is physically a dark Atlantid but spiritually he is a golden haired Aryan... many of you still don't know the Evolian distinction between biological race and race of the spirt.
— Scythian Bro (@ScythianBro) June 23, 2024
The cope over this guy is astronomical and everywhere. This is just funniest one I found till now, will add more later maybe
The Stonehenge was built by s?
Uggo cope
I can't LARP with kali yuga tho I'd love to cause fricking wignats ruined it with their r-sluration god why'd they have to pick our doomsday scenario pick something from your canon, Nordics even have one but no they had to come for ours fricking LARPyans. Its so hyper specific to Indian context with references to caste and everything you'd think it would be safe from appropriation.
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Main story
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ckrr5pxjd11o
A week ago, a British teenager got lost in some mountain wilderness on Tenerife. The last thing anyone heard from him was when he spent his last 1% of phone battery to phone his foid and tell her he was lost somewhere and only had 1% battery.
Should have maybe shared location instead instead via text, but we can't all be Einstein's can we?
Anyway, he's dead. We all know it. This isn't the fun part. Facebook detective r-slurs and the are the fun parts.
Facebook Detective R-slurs
I don't need to do an effortpost on this because everything funny is included in this thread:
https://tattle.life/threads/jay-slater-teen-missing-in-tenerife.45714/page-2
But I will share some highlights:
There has been a 7-day search by Tenerifes emergency services. His family are desperate for info. But worth asking. Yeah maybe no one's tried his phone.
Yeah worth a try. I'm sure the search team would appreciate someone's pet Labrador getting involved. Let him sniff some of the lads socks and let him loose on the mountain. It's a good idea and I'm sure the emergency services of Tenerife could use a Labrador with a sensitive nose.
Another good shout. Maybe the hospital treating an unidentified Bong teenager might not have made the connection that it could be the missing Bong teenager on the news.
Lmao a psychic is helping now.
There are also people livestreaming webcam footage hoping to catch a glimpse of him, as well as r-slurs flying out to Tenerife to "help".
Conspiracies
As with all of these missing person cases that capture the imagination of Facebook losers, it doesn't take long for conspiracies to start developing.
Locals refusing to talk about it.
His foid is a drugs mule and it's a drugs deal gone awry.
And by page 4 of the Tattle thread, they have also devolved into conspiracies themselves:
https://tattle.life/threads/jay-slater-teen-missing-in-tenerife.45714/page-4
Plot Twist
This little missing chav was convicted as part of a group of eight for attacking another lad with a machete and an axe:
So maybe all the conspiracies are true ...
Further reading
Another forum thread starts making fun of the Facebookers before getting drawn into the same irresistible trap of conspiracy posting:
https://www.liverpoolway.co.uk/index.php?%2Fforums%2Ftopic%2F123647-jay-slater%2F
Lots of threads to pull at courtesy of Twttier:
https://twitter.com/search?q=Jay+Slater
!Britbongs are you keeping abreast of the latest Jay Slater drama?