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the dejenerate podcast - how to become talented 14:54

  • it's been cold in the domicile. He took off his outerware while cooking, but then he got too fricking cold. He's been getting into brushing his teeth lately. He then describes how the proteins and enzymes and shit causing him to warm back up cause feelings of melancholy and shit because there's not enough enzymes left to produce dopamine

  • 0:50 He shows off his pokemon shirt :marseysurprisedpikachu:. It came with another t-shirt that was like brain break

  • 1:30 He asked in the fam chat what their favorite pokemons were. Mum doesn't know and jinxsisters didn't respond.

  • 1:55 Actual facts, Jinxthinker played pokemon in the past but it didn't produce orgasmic feelings because they're animals. Fact is Jinxthinker is highly skilled at all video games :marseygamer:

  • 2:20 He relapsed on Elden Ring for 15 minutes :marseyitsover:. He had the revelation that people who think they're good are often playing with high latency and would get r*ped on low latency.

  • 2:45 He was watching an EU IV stream and the streamer's country was being r*ped.

  • 3:00 He found a libertarian guy (www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-48830780) with a foot fetishist who went to the cinema to touch children. He's Hitler's favorite Nazi. We examine his ghostly apparition and disfigured mouth/nose. He also has a cochlear implant because he's deaf. Dumbo might be significant.

  • 4:30 Jinxthinker has never delved into foot fetishism, it's on the same level as libertarianism.

  • 5:00 Goes into the genealogy of libertarianism/western civilization. This is somehow connected to foot fetishism and Dumbo. :realisticelephant:

  • 6:00 Explains how you can't frick a foot. Discusses breast size.

  • 7:05 More AI pictures, with goth woman licking feet as an experiment. It's okay if the woman is being humiliated and the foot isn't the essential sexual/arousing element. :carpwhip:

  • 7:55 Choses a song so he can practice being a good singer. Needs to change the song because this is too hardcore; he's also good at rapping. :marseygucci:

  • 8:40-10:50 Changes the song finally. It's the singer that sounds like he has a speech impediment and drones that he likes. :marseygigaretard:

  • 10:50 it's okay to jerk off to aliens if they're female and have a vagina, right. :alienfinger:

  • 11:00 He talks like a southerner about father time. People age in a chronological fashion. Here's the deal, children are ugly but they become better like a caterpillar -> butterfly transformation. This makes libertarians angry when father time turns children to adults. This is how you know libertarians are r-slurred, because you can love to adult women your whole life. :marseytime:

  • 13:10 One of the badass characters on Lost smokes, but Jinxmother says jinxthinker isn't allowed to smoke. Oh well. :marseycool2:

  • 13:40 Shows off his empty Monster cans. Talks about how it's cool to put the empties in your bed under the duvet when you're sleeping and crush them in your bed. (This reminded me of Jimmy on King of the Hill who wants to smash the cans)

  • 14:00 Goes back to Father Time beating libertarians without missing a beat. He heard someone talking about ??? and it's r-slurred; somehow this is related to selling coke in Hogwarts like Breaking Bad :marseywalterwhite:

!jinxthinkers If any of you can figure out what that last minute was about, that would be great.

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:marseyoctopus2: Patriots are still falling for old rDrama bait lmao :!marseyxd:
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!nonchuds !cuteandinvalid !lgbt Based

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Mom, can we have january :marseytrumpwereback: 6th? Honey :marseybeekeeper: we got january :marseytrumpwereback: 6th at home:
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Michael Jordan's Son Arrested After Lamborghini Truck Gets Stuck on Train Tracks
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A guy just walked out on a date??

					
					

According to reddit: he doesn't deserve this neurodivergent bacterial vaginosis scented TSA queen.

https://old.reddit.com/r/WomensHealth/comments/1hsdicx/hey_all_first_time_posting_in_this_sub_hope_yall/

https://old.reddit.com/r/Denver/comments/1e8ehfd/i_know_this_is_a_long_shot_but_if_you_were_dinger/

Don't take this the wrong wayβ€” Do you actually look like your photos? Or are they a collage of you on your best day, and not rooted in reality?

I've walked out on dates. It's almost 100% of the time because the person misrepresented themself in some way. Maybe they hid something obvious. Maybe they were in denial about aging or weight fluctuation. He could have also built you up in his mind into someone you're not, and then panicked when he was met with reality (this has also happened to me) Who knows. But yea, for leaving after 5 mins, I'm guessing it had to do with an unmet expectation.

:marseyclueless:

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Reddit Revolutionaries call for mass killing of government officials
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Cat Campfire

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31 year old virgin it's not over (it's over)

no really, it bothers me but not like it does some people

i have my excuses (my spine is deteriorating haha) but it is what it is

worst part imo is how far ive come. i used to be a pure antisocial shut in, but it took until my mid 20s to become social. people seem to view me as charismatic now.

im going to ask a girl out soon. ive been on a few dates but its been way too long. i have no money and no car (of my own) so frick it why not.

but there's plenty of things in life that make me happy. my r-slurred cat is sitting on me and i love her so much, but shes making my legs way too hot, but i love her so ill endure it until i cant and then tell her i love her

of course i kinda wanna die but thats more due to the constant crippling pain. lol

its like 3am and i kinda want to kiss my self right now. haha

is it genuinely over? AMA, talk shit, give advice, manifest destiny, idc, i clearly just need attention. i just want to hold someone in my arms thst genuinely wants to be there with me. xD

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Leading report i garbage tho, don't follow

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Uplifting news: Mandatory 1 year prison for raising your arm :marseyyayyy:

					
					
					
	

				
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https://old.reddit.com/r/unusual_whales/comments/1ii65qf/trump_wants_to_shut_down_the_college_and/

https://old.reddit.com/r/Askpolitics/comments/1iib5o8/why_get_rid_of_the_department_of_education/

Lies lies lies

https://old.reddit.com/r/missouri/comments/1ihvuso/department_of_education_funding/

Shrieking morons begging for death

https://old.reddit.com/r/raleigh/comments/1ii06kt/im_embarrassed_by_our_school_board/

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Tomorrow's protests are gonna be a shitshow : VaushV

					
					
					
	

				
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payment approval officers at Treasury were instructed always to approve payments, even to known fraudulent or terrorist groups. :marseythumbsup:

!chuds

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The NFL says Racism is back for the super bowl, baby :marseyracist:

At his annual Super Bowl news conference Monday, NFL commissioner Roger Goodell strongly supported the league's policies designed to promote diversity at the club-employment level and said they would continue.

But during Super Bowl LIX, and with President Donald Trump apparently planning to attend on Sunday, the NFL might be making another kind of statement on the Caesars Superdome field itself. According to two league sources, who spoke on condition of anonymity because of the sensitivity of the discussions, league officials recently changed one of the slogans expected to be stenciled in the back of an end zone from "End Racism" to "Choose Love."

The game between the Kansas City Chiefs and the Philadelphia Eagles will mark the first time since February 2021 that "End Racism" is not included as a message in the back of a Super Bowl end zone.

The switch, conveyed internally to high-level employees earlier this week, could be perceived as a nod to the current political climate. Following the lead of Trump, who was inaugurated last month, many corporations and institutions are abandoning their diversity, equity and inclusion programs. Goodell did not follow suit when asked about the league's policies on Monday, saying he was "proud" of the league's diversity efforts.

"We got into diversity efforts because we felt it was the right thing for the National Football League," Goodell said. "And we're going to continue those efforts, because we've not only convinced ourselves we've proven it to ourselves β€” it does make the NFL better."

!mensfootball discuss

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The sin of empathy rears it's ugly head once more
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We have Donkey Kong December, why not Juggalo July?

WOOP WOOP

:#marseyjuggalo:

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DEVELOPING: People of Cartel have taken over Los Angeles, police have lost all control

/r/The_Donald discusses sending in Marines to declare martial law

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These clowns are desecrating the great Mosque of Cordoba with their pagan rituals
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IM NOT GOD BUT I WISH I WAS by SMOKEDOPE2016 ft. JOEYY (prod. SIKA) - Lil B

https://media.tenor.com/0oR6QLT9MEsAAAAx/dance-happy.webp https://media.tenor.com/7etiR_Vt42MAAAAx/joeyy.webp - Lil B

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Comedian jannies a heckler (loses her shit because he tells her she has no material)

					
					
					
	

				

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