Whath is the squirming grapefruit award? I don't know. It could be anything. Make it look like this:

Also give it to @AnnoyinTheKongim

ZCC and TwoXPreppers have finally combined forces.

I'm too low on spoons for a proper, thought out comment, but just wanted to say thank you SO MUCH for making this post!

So I was sitting there the other day watching my girlfriend change the oil in my car, and I was getting pissed because she kept struggling when she tried to unscrew the filter. I was even more pissed than usual because I was playing videogames as I supervised her from inside the house, until I finally had to put the controller down and go outside to yell at her.

I stood out there in my underwear on a Saturday morning screaming at the top of my lungs. Then my neighbor, who's a total kitty, comes by and says "you shouldn't be yelling at your girlfriend like that." I wasn't going to stand there and just take it, so I socked him one right in the colon. His wife was bringing groceries inside when this happened, and as if it wasn't bad enough that I had to stop playing video games to go outside and yell, now this b-word was screaming at me like it was my fault.

I couldn't understand what she was shrieking about, as she was flapping her arms in the air and screaming. She started crying when she saw the busted colon I gave her kitty husband, so she took one of her shoes off and threw it at me. I caught the shoe between my pecs and I started to laugh like a pirate. Then she started walking towards me to take her shoe back, and there was no way I was going to let this b-word get near my chest so I body slammed her into a cactus that happened to be there. She got up and was uglier than before, so I did what I always do when women start to cry: I went back inside to play video games.

That wasn't the end of it though, it turns out the cranky old hag across the street saw all of this going on, so she came over to do what women do best: b-word. When I opened the door she was standing there in a partly transparent night gown, and it totally ruined the prospect of having a boner for at least 50 years. I was just starting to change my mind about the night gown when she started screeching at me and her stupid cat that she was holding started to hiss. So I took the cat and punted it over my neighbor's fence. She started crying "oh no! My cat! What have you done with my cat?!" I was laughing my butt off, then the b-word tried to scratch me so I gave her a round house kick and dislocated her hip. I was laughing so hard I shit my pants.

!kino let me know if you want to watch it.

!historychads

NEW: Canadian man gets his pen*s stuck to the freezing ground while being detained following a bar fight.

During his struggle with security, his pants fell down, fully exposing his privates.

The man is lashing out about people making fun of his "tiny we*ner," says it was small… pic.twitter.com/dBXHqIA4nm

— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) February 1, 2025

Timber is the main character anyway.

"I am a bigoted racist Christo-fascist Nazi TERF cishet white girl who supports homophobia and transphobia!"

The Luka coffin

I dethided I will ping @BIGBILLYKONGDONG thith time too. @Kongvann

!nonchuds !music !GenX now THAT was a punk album

It's very Anti-Zionist and Anti-Murrica (what do you expect, they're Canadian) but not exactly pro-Palestine. Also it was hating on religion way before Dichard Rawkins ever did. !atheists

People had lots of questions about my drowning child tweet yesterday - eg do I believe in infinite moral obligation? Rather than try to answer piecemeal, I'll just give my whole theory of morality and charity here so you can criticize it or let me know if it has unexpected…

— Scott Alexander (@slatestarcodex) February 3, 2025

It's beyond a pet peeve. The visuals are already bad enough, but the audio makes me want to slit my wrists, violently. There's this one song in particular too, used repeatedly in those gay car videos…frick!

that means you @kongs who requests to join every 30 seconds. Welcome to the club brother.

also make sure to ask @FormerLurker for DC. He's giving it all away for free.

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