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For once I agree!
"I don't know if I can ever trust him again after this." Yes you do know. You can't trust him.
"Wait, babe! It's not what it looks like!"
Poetry!
He could really push this a lot further.
Seems like every foid's got some frumpy 300 pound Iago whispering "leeeeaaave him!" in her ear. Strangely, it often works. Imagine if men in relationships listened to angry incels for advice!
However, in this case I think a breakup would probably be good for both of them. Though the ideal scenario would be if he gets covid and pins her down and...
The rare double-cuck relationship!
Le suffering servant has arrived. But still, this technically qualifies as the voice of sanity.
All this has happened before, and all this will happen again
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Being ratioโd into oblivion by Covid Twitter for saying that masks are unpopular politically we are so back baby
— Lou Anon ๐ฆ (@LouAnonAnon) June 21, 2024
"Mask mandates are the same as accessibility features "
Always the Omnicause lmao
Honestly this is my favorite type of response because like, nobody is stopping immunocompromised people from buying high quality N95s or respirators and protecting themselves. Frankly, it's patronizing to those people to act like everyone else should take care of them.
Okay this is true
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- TheOverSeether : Fake and gay.
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is 25 years old
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"Raw Egg Nationalist" posted this picture confirming his identity
— Keith Woods (@KeithWoodsYT) June 22, 2024
The guy posting about being a "real A10 Aryan" and "men of spirit " escaping the longhouse is a black eyed, swarthy, middle aged academic who lives with his mother. This is the same guy who published modellingโฆ pic.twitter.com/pbx3CCO3Ur
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I know I am backup bf to decent amount of foids. You see on social media I get decent amount of likes, I do this because it's 2024 and if you get no likes people will think you are weirdo and nobody likes you. So there was this Asian girl, I would give her likes and sometime comment and she would do the same to me. But once she broke up with her bf, she wrote me โooh you so nice to me every single time, are you in love with me and perhaps want to date meโ I wrote โI am just a nice guyโ she blocked me and another one is basically to me like an older sister I know her since childhood and after she good married like even 2 months didn't passed and she asked me would I marry her if her husband divorces her ? I was like but to not hurt her I told yes and she wrote good to know
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Main story
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ckrr5pxjd11o
A week ago, a British teenager got lost in some mountain wilderness on Tenerife. The last thing anyone heard from him was when he spent his last 1% of phone battery to phone his foid and tell her he was lost somewhere and only had 1% battery.
Should have maybe shared location instead instead via text, but we can't all be Einstein's can we?
Anyway, he's dead. We all know it. This isn't the fun part. Facebook detective r-slurs and the are the fun parts.
Facebook Detective R-slurs
I don't need to do an effortpost on this because everything funny is included in this thread:
https://tattle.life/threads/jay-slater-teen-missing-in-tenerife.45714/page-2
But I will share some highlights:
There has been a 7-day search by Tenerifes emergency services. His family are desperate for info. But worth asking. Yeah maybe no one's tried his phone.
Yeah worth a try. I'm sure the search team would appreciate someone's pet Labrador getting involved. Let him sniff some of the lads socks and let him loose on the mountain. It's a good idea and I'm sure the emergency services of Tenerife could use a Labrador with a sensitive nose.
Another good shout. Maybe the hospital treating an unidentified Bong teenager might not have made the connection that it could be the missing Bong teenager on the news.
Lmao a psychic is helping now.
There are also people livestreaming webcam footage hoping to catch a glimpse of him, as well as r-slurs flying out to Tenerife to "help".
Conspiracies
As with all of these missing person cases that capture the imagination of Facebook losers, it doesn't take long for conspiracies to start developing.
Locals refusing to talk about it.
His foid is a drugs mule and it's a drugs deal gone awry.
And by page 4 of the Tattle thread, they have also devolved into conspiracies themselves:
https://tattle.life/threads/jay-slater-teen-missing-in-tenerife.45714/page-4
Plot Twist
This little missing chav was convicted as part of a group of eight for attacking another lad with a machete and an axe:
So maybe all the conspiracies are true ...
Further reading
Another forum thread starts making fun of the Facebookers before getting drawn into the same irresistible trap of conspiracy posting:
https://www.liverpoolway.co.uk/index.php?%2Fforums%2Ftopic%2F123647-jay-slater%2F
Lots of threads to pull at courtesy of Twttier:
https://twitter.com/search?q=Jay+Slater
!Britbongs are you keeping abreast of the latest Jay Slater drama?
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I am a sucker for LEGO games, and once I heard that Hill Climb Adventure was getting a LEGO spin-off I was intrigued. I only played the first one and while it was fun, it didn't have a ton of depth. So I was pleased to find that this game actually has depth and a lot of content. One of the main midgame roadblocks is building new cars, so I thought I'd make a tier list talking about which ones players should prioritze. I have all but 2 cars, and so I feel comfortable breaking the ones I own down:
S Tier
Ace is far and away the best car in the game, in a game where the main hurdles are steep inclines and maining balance, a car that's great at both is a must build. Ace has amazing downforce that makes it easier to control than many other cars, and the speed helps it complete maps better than many other cars. It's only real weakness is that it's bad at getting air time, but that's solved with the other S tier.
Old School is really good for how early you can get it if you're smart. It was the 3rd car I unlocked, and it helped me unlock a bunch more cars that weren't as good. It is super lightweight, making it ideal for reaching high parts of a map. Once it picks up speed, it also goes extremely quick. This car also has the ability to go through roadblocks, but tbh that isn't a big deal and only makes the other car with this ability worthless. It does have one major weakness involving the fact it has poor grip and is thus bad at inclines if the car isn't already moving fast, but the Ace can do that.
A Tier
Hill Climber MK 2 is a fine car, and for being the starter one is pretty solid. As with any starter vehicle in a game like this, it does a bit of everything, and is a solid fallback if you don't have a lot of the specialist cars.
Race Car is a perfectly fine car, but it's actually harder to unlock than the Ace and is not quite as good in nearly every way. It is faster, but I find that isn't very useful.
B Tier
Bus is better than you might initially think, as it has good speed, control, and fuel. However the wheels being far from the sides of the car makes it a bit hard to control and I often find myself running over the passengers at the worst times.
C Tier
Cave Crawler is not a good car, it's slow and hard to control. However it has an exclusive gear item that is required for unlocking everything, so it can't be lower than C tier.
D Tier
Buggy has only one redeeming feature, it is unlocked early. Thus it has some use in the early game and is used in a decent number of side quests. However the car is really bad, with terrible controls and cannot stay grounded. The car is pretty much a new player trap, and should be dropped as soon as a better car is built.
F Tier
Hill Climber MK 1 is a funny concept, but it's worse than the Old School in every way, it's harder to control and has trouble staying grounded. I wish this car at least had some redeeming qualities, but it really doesn't. Even the ability to go through roadblocks is also given to Old School.
Monster is far and away the worst car in the game. It's slow, big, weak, and hard to control. It has literally no redeeming qualities. It is also one of the last cars you unlock, making it even worse. I can't think of a single good reason it's even in the game.
Law Rider and Hill Climber MK 3 are not included, as I haven't built those yet, my best guess is they are middle of the pack in terms of quality. !g*mers
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Most threads are just 'I've been treating my partner in a shitty selfish way and now my partner is upset, plz validate my behaviour so I can keep doing it'
And the op is always so obviously the bad guy despite the very selective storytelling.
idk why redditors so fiercely defend them, maybe they're too neurodivergent to read between the lines and the top comment is always something like 'yes he's obviously a gaslighting narcissist, you were right to burn his childhood photos' or whatever the issue is
All you really have to do is quote the part of their post that makes them seem like a peepee and tell them that's not acceptable and they at you for several paragraphs. Bonus points if you can slip in some reddit-triggering topic. Like mentioning having kids is a good one, reddit is anti-procreation to such a weird degree.
Feels maybe a bit low effort trolling but it's entertaining. Pic related today's highscore.
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Stole the image from /h/corn. It made me wonder: What is your perfect kino time?
There was a period during my childhood when my family would gather every few nights in the living room and watch an episode of some long-running TV-show together. My mom had just bought a projector, so we would switch-off all the lights and the only light came from the projection on the big white screen at the end of the room that went from the ceiling to the floor. It made it so the whole room was bathed in shadows and the faces of my family were only illuminated during bright and colorful scenes. There weren't enough chairs and spots on the couch to accommodate everyone so I'd sit on the cold tile floor and try to pet the cats as they came and went. It was always a whole shebang trying to get the movie to play and the subtitles to sync so we'd make shadow puppets on the screen while my brother would troubleshoot it.
My second favorite kino-time was in college, real late in the night in my flat I'd order an extra-large pizza, from the local shop which was amazing, with a crรจme fraiche base and an extra egg in the middle. And then I'd eat it and get really hammered off Kronenbourgs (don't judge me) as I watched, sitting at my desk indian-style, with my cat on my lap. Had some of my impactful kino moments during those times from movies that mostly didn't warrant them.
Never managed to recreate those times, and looking back although the movies were good if they had been removed from the setting I wouldn't have such strong and fond memories of them.
So what's your favorite kino memory?
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No longer topical but it was the first image I grabbed from my funposty folder. Made with https://lumalabs.ai/ which cannot take directions to save its life, and since the queue is like 6 hours I'm not going to try "stage left" and "stage right". Maybe it will make someone slap their knees and laugh.
here's take 2:
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More than a year ago, as leading voices on opposite ends of the Democratic spectrum, we sounded the alarm that third-party candidates could once again hand the White House to Republicans. The candidacies of Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and Jill Stein have made that threat more real now than ever before.
Trump has attempted to muddy the waters by characterizing RFK Jr. as a โDemocrat plantโ and โa radical left liberal.โ No one should be fooled by this desperate attempt to define RFK Jr. as a liberal, or even a Democrat. His policy stances read more like a resume to be Trump's running mate. He and third-party candidate, Jill Stein, are parroting views right out of the MAGA/Vladimir Putin playbook and yet, perhaps counterintuitively, they risk dividing the anti-Trump coalition and putting a convicted felon back in power.
Neither third-party candidate has any chance of winning the presidency. But, for a moment, let's put aside their lack of a path to 270 electoral votes and talk about their agendas.
RFK Jr. came to national prominence as a conspiracy monger and anti-vaxxer. Since then, he sounded even more like a MAGA radical: he has argued for a 15-week national abortion ban, declared that the government can do nothing to restrict gun violence, said climate change is a โpretext for clamping down totalitarian controls,โ and proclaimed that Biden is a greater threat to U.S. democracy than Trump. He also released a YouTube video on the Ukraine war riddled with so much Russian propaganda and misinformation it took one journ*list almost 3,000 words of analysis to correct the record.
Stein has echoed similar MAGA sentiments, also arguing that the U.S. is at fault for Putin's war. She has a long history of touting Russian propaganda, and after dining in Moscow with Putin and Trump aide Michael Flynn, she received help from Russian election-meddlers during her 2016 run.
It's no coincidence that this time, Stein has directed her attacks exclusively at Democrats and Biden โโ not Trump. She has lied about Biden's climate laws, lied about his expansion of the Affordable Care Act, lied about his immigration policy, and accused Democrats of being fascists posing a threat to democracy.
These are not the views of โradical left liberals.โ Indeed, they are antithetical to Democratic values โโ and the MAGA elite know it. Beyond a long list of MAGA endorsements, there are some eye-popping donations from Trump allies to these supposedly independent candidates. RFK Jr.'s super PAC, โAmerican Valuesโ 2024, got $25 million from Timothy Mellon, a MAGA financier who has also donated tens of millions to Trump.
There is a reason MAGA donors see bankrolling third-party candidates as money well spent: they know a strong third-party showing โโ even from those spouting MAGA rhetoric โโ is going to help Trump and hurt Biden.
Biden won previous third-party voters by 30 points in 2020. Young voters, moderates, and independents โโ all top targets for the Stein and RFK Jr. campaigns โโ backed Biden by double digits last cycle. Recent polling shows that a multi-candidate race this cycle could siphon off those exact voters. The national polls tracking Stein and RFK Jr.'s on their impact on the race remain fluid, but simple math shows that if a tiny percentage of these voters in the swing states back RFK Jr. and Stein this November, they could tip several battlegrounds from Biden back to Trump.
Simply put: There will be no President Kennedy or President Stein. But third-party candidates could determine who holds the White House. That happened in 2000 and in 2016, and the data and evidence suggest it could happen again in 2024.
MoveOn and Third Way represent different views about the future of the Democratic Party, but we share a common goal: protecting our democracy and fundamental freedoms by ensuring Donald Trump is defeated.
Democrats failed to take the third party threat seriously in 2000 and 2016, and they cannot make the same mistake again in 2024. RFK Jr. and Stein are on the Red Team, and a vote for either could help Trump retake power and destroy our most sacred institutions. We have to sound the alarm now.