they're going to make it a lot harder to register to vote, having failed to notice that THEY'RE the low-propensity voter party now and are leading in new registrations. married women who aren't already voters will be hit even harder, and that's one of the most 2025 republican party constituencies you can imagine. this would usher in total Elite Human Capital ascendancy.

They are calling it the Shannon Sharpe challenge… pic.twitter.com/GYvdZpvacV

— AB (@AB84) February 18, 2025

I was kind of here for "Espresso" as a song of the summer, but now it's like you had your 15 minutes and you're still here???

This new track is just godawful, reddit-hornyposting tier...

>Come right on me, I mean camaraderie

>Where art thou? Why not uponeth me?

>And I bet we'd both arrive at the same time

>And I bet the thermostat's set at six-nine

GET IT???

Has anyone ever said "bed chem"? Is that a real thing that zoomers say?

Fricking get the frick out of here. Honestly will take Chappell Roan over this shit.

just kidding, go frick yourself

So what's everyone watching this week? !kino !hatewatchers

@Kongvann please pin

I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

— James Medlock (@jdcmedlock.bsky.social) 2025-02-18T15:49:06.575Z

Ok that made me laugh

— Kara Swisher (@karaswisher.bsky.social) 2025-02-19T02:03:06.464Z

Works as advertised

— John Scalzi (@scalzi.com) 2025-02-19T15:50:00.656Z

Whoa look at the hairline:

It's real. And you can get one for yourself!www.fender.com/en-US/ukulel...

— John Scalzi (@scalzi.com) 2025-02-17T22:21:17.918Z

So I guess we're really doing this.Good billionaire hotel guy to fight... you get the picture. F---in' 90s videogame-butt reality. Okay. Sure. Let's go.

— Bob Chipman (@bobchipman.bsky.social) 2025-02-19T21:34:52.288Z

And fully half of it is a humiliating error where they mistake the value of a contract by 1000x confusing 8 million with 8 BILLION

— Chris Hayes (@chrislhayes.bsky.social) 2025-02-19T12:58:19.768Z

— jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) 2025-02-19T02:03:15.069Z

“fed anarchist”Stares at you. Continues staring at you. Continues to continue to stare at you.

— astrid (@astrid-x.bsky.social) 2025-02-19T16:06:16.031Z

As someone with 9 years in customer service, I am trying to *diplomatically* tell this insurance agent that I want to speak to a manager without trauma dumping on the wrong messenger and they arejustnotpicking up on itWe're gonna have to kill this guy, Steven.

— Melo (@letitmelo.bsky.social) 2025-02-19T14:01:00.982Z

Manifestly 2024 demonstrated that campaigns don’t (have to) matter. Harris ran an unbelievably tight ship while Trump limped from town to town, sagging on stage like a bag of dog shit.He hated his audience, danced to show tunes for 40 minutes, sometimes sucked off a mic. He won the popular vote.

— Nick (derogatory) ✨ (@slothropsmap.bsky.social) 2025-02-18T21:28:44.314Z

I just saw another at the superbowl pre game black woman band show and I'm really at a loss here. Why are they trying to look as ugly as possible? Is it some feminist thing? Why blonde, to get back at whitey? Why are most of them fat?

This one is pretty good

Here we spot wild Bardfinn Bluesky activities.

Be valid and ping ! bardfinn for something worthwhile or create a new thread.

I recently joined a university type place after spending years being a shut in. And people actually seem to like me and enjoy my company. I thought I was like beyond saving and on my way to suicide but this little sidetrack is pretty nice and completely unexpected. I'm still r-slurred and lowkey kind of mentally ill but I'm medicated now and my life is improving. Now I'm paranoid this won't last but I'm so chilled out and not having episodes anymore so.

*this is not intended to be a bragpost I'm literally just so perplexed. Have I been put into someone else's life?

I've even stopped procrastinating but I'm still on rs so...

It never happened chud and even if it did it was a good thing.

It might be a good deterrent, if some dipshit kills another person driving drunk, maybe we should just chop their head off in the public square?

My boss texted me asking if I was free to join him for dinner tomorrow. Isn't that kind of weird?! Or am I over reacting? How do I get out of this? I already told him I didn't have anything going on after work

edit: please give me an excuse to get out of this after already telling him I had no plans??

nvm I think I'm going to pretend to be sick and not show up at work tomorrow

"In you I see the manifestation of bodhisattva," Bhutan PM Tshering Tobgay tells PM Modi at Delhi address https://t.co/ZJatRLoMCB

— Sidhant Sibal (@sidhant) February 21, 2025

Priest King transcends religious boundaries, he's the reborn Priest King of Harappa and the Bodhisattva who was promised

I hereby renounce the Democratic Party pic.twitter.com/bCI7Gq5r3Y

— Isaiah L. Carter (@IsaiahLCarter) February 6, 2025

!nonchuds !lgbt !cuteandinvalid Decolonize polyamory

Legendary: Tom Brady is wearing a $800K Jacob & Co Yellow Saphire Caviar Tourbillon watch.

🔥🔥🔥 pic.twitter.com/CQEMV0v00T

— Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman) February 9, 2025

“TAKE OUT MORE BUCCAL FAT!!!”
“Captain, the face she cannae give us anymore!”
“TAKE MORE!!!!!!!” pic.twitter.com/ZILouwYx9k

— The Universal Nephew (@YoungerPope) February 10, 2025

!fashion rate my fit