How we doin tonight.

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Pakis rule England as untouchable godkings

					
					

https://old.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/1iyiyh5/islamophobia_claims_used_to_suppress_grooming/

https://old.reddit.com/r/reformuk/comments/1iyt73e/how_many_people_stay_in_silence_in_fear_of_losing/

https://old.reddit.com/r/glasgow/comments/1ies4sf/bizarre_poster_defending_child_abuse_grooming/

White people can be male feminists too

https://old.reddit.com/r/uknews/comments/1in8znn/bolton_grooming_gang_guilty_of_abuse_in_party/

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:marseydisgustnotes: COMMUNITY NOTED Zelensky is a little shit

That's all I have to say

Community Note by @Hopalong_McGurk

This user bows to Israel :marseysaluteisrael: :fellforitagainaward2:

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Community Note by @BimothyX2

Israel is great. Expect a jewish beeper in your future.

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Life is sad.

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The level of seethe :marseyfluffyannoyed: is NUCLEAR :marseytruthnuke: on fednews

					
					

https://old.reddit.com/r/fednews/comments/1iy6kde/just_broke_down_at_the_toyota_dealership_getting/

https://old.reddit.com/r/fednews/comments/1iy6kde/just_broke_down_at_the_toyota_dealership_getting/merx8pb/?context=8

Please be careful out in public you may run into feds randomly weeping :marseysob: anywhere at all

https://old.reddit.com/r/fednews/comments/1iy6kde/just_broke_down_at_the_toyota_dealership_getting/mes0h26/?context=8

WHAT DID SHE ADD MORE WHITE WOMAN ANTI DEPRESSANTS???? :marseyfoidretard:

https://old.reddit.com/r/fednews/comments/1iy6kde/just_broke_down_at_the_toyota_dealership_getting/merywzr/?context=8

what the frick

https://old.reddit.com/r/fednews/comments/1iy6kde/just_broke_down_at_the_toyota_dealership_getting/mes0pau/?context=8

is going on

https://old.reddit.com/r/fednews/comments/1iy6kde/just_broke_down_at_the_toyota_dealership_getting/mes15gv/?context=8

in the federal government

https://old.reddit.com/r/fednews/comments/1iy6kde/just_broke_down_at_the_toyota_dealership_getting/mes1c6x/?context=8

:marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover:

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American schools problems are not caused by funding

					
					
					
	

				
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:marseysaluteusa:

https://enddei.ed.gov

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Man-at-arms-chan

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As someone who has long disabled youtube search history/recommendations (and shorts disabled with an extension) :fancywithwine: I was pretty shocked that only 4-5% of his views come from the subscription feed. The irony too is that this video of his is saturated with stock footage to break up the monotony (which he usually never does so it's more of a dunk on his dumber viewers) instead of just one longshot of him staring into the camera the whole time which he has done other videos about. Though part of this is possibly related to his use of a teleprompter and multiple takes to make better videos without obvious jump cuts but I suspect he's just high level attempting to dumb shit down to reach the lowest common denominators.

Related watching:

Overall these hot takes highlight the problem with doom scrolling as well as the overall decreased attention spans of people and the enshittification of all medias and movies which really started to gain momentum imo around 2000-2010.

Lets use the most common vehicle, movies. Movies used routinely to hold long shots but still held your attention.

Old Alfred Hitchpeepee movies are a good example of this which included slow long takes which were planned out in meticulous detail. Here's one of my favorite scenes showing this at it's best from North by Northwest (1959) :

pomf2.lain.la mirror

If you haven't seen North by Northwest I don't blame you, but it's basically the original Bourne Identity except if that was a good movie without shitty shaky cam.

Not only was N by NW good, it was planned meticulously . I know this because I've seen Bigpeepee's storyboards for the movie.

Ironically, these storyboards are NOT EVEN really accessible online anymore and even trying to FIND them with AI fricking breaks the AI lmfao:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1740264700l-90fsoEyYTDBw.webp

In addition, the AI links to shit artwork by a fricking r-slur zoomer who REMADE STORYBOARDS FOR HITCHPEEPEE WITHOUT FRICKING REALISING THEY ALREADY EXISTED

https://palmettostopines.com/page/2/

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1740264700nWOKiF1BBTieZw.webp :marseyattentionseeker#: https://i.rdrama.net/images/1740264700ApV1iSSGkDA_tQ.webp

The irony.

:marseyxd: :marseyraging:

This pissed me off so much that I went through the trouble to compile the real story boards, unfortunately it's so difficult to find this shit online anymore because of shit algorythms, I had to manually piece it together from a collection of High and low quality sources due to dead links and shit just so you can compare the actual talent making film used to have:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1740264701Iw9pkbt9gjDrNw.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1740264701jy7osxwFKZL3TQ.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1740264701DW0EmqaghMvq2w.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1740264701UEckqb_oPmojuA.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1740264701t14t5uh5mQpBpQ.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1740264701RjJkTG_cauEM8w.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17402647011CpZCpRQ6K_BBg.webp

To round it off, here is a peak example heralding the one of the earliest clear examples of enshittification of movies. I always go back to is this trash one called Domino (2005) from the apex of Keira Knightley's career as a shitty proana actress. The entire movie is literally nothing but jumpcuts that are 99% sub 2-second shots.

Example, Just count the seconds between each cut:

The film bombed because it was shit and also unwatchable, but now the idea that you must be bombarded every second with SUB 1-SECOND CUTS is the eye :rape: way of the future, and driven 24/7 by algorithms and dopamine.

!oldstrags !kino

TLDR:

  • Reject algorithms

  • Embrace thinking

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1740267036llJdk1wDTr-iJQ.webp

  • Algorithm based feeds are r-slurred blackholes that result in feedback loop degradation/model collapse of your brain

:marseyabyss#:

!jannies @Aevann :marseyeffortpostnow#: or go to heck you lazy fricking ladygardens

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they are transvestigating shrek and the early findings are concerning

!transphobes

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Wizards of the Coast, the company behind Dungeons and Dragons and Magic: The Gathering, has in the recent years been making many ret-cons and modifications to their game due to their majorly left-wing playerbase attempting to cancel every single nerd product they can sink their poorly manicured nails into. This, combined with the unavoidable fact that much of DND and MTG's worldbuilding are based on real-world locations, religions, etc, has caused some seriously hilarious wokewashing of the IPs.

Some hits include, but are not limited to:

  • Having an empire based on the Aztecs, but instead of being brutal imperial overlords with human sacrifice and vicious warriors, they are basically mesoamerican jungle hippies.

  • Having a Wild-West set where, in order to avoid any hint of colonialism, the plane starts out uninhabited. But they wanted to still have Native American representation of course, so they invented a whole new Native stand-in race that comes to explore the place from a different plane of existence.

  • Remaking the art for all of their references to "Rakshasa" (a Hindu-inspired demon) across the board so that, instead of the cool cat-demons they used to be depicted as, they're now depicted as they would be in traditional Hindu art.

  • Renaming lich "Phylacteries" (an amulet they store their soul in) to "Spirit Jars" due to phylactery being etymologically related to Jewish tefillin.

  • Re-flavoring the "Monk" class to not be Asian-adjacent, but rather just any unspecified unarmed fighter, like a Tavern Brawler or a Greek Wrester could be a monk. Actually, this one is pretty cool, I kind of like the idea of a western Boxer being a Monk.

Anyways, the latest entry in kowtowing to the most annoying people in the community is that they announced they are using the creature type "Shaman" less in Magic: the Gathering, due to concerns of inaccurate representation of Shamanistic practices in real-world religions. This has caused quite a lot of stir because the announcement comes alongside the newest set being revealed -- a return to the Asian-inspired plane of Tarkir. Tarkir has a history of including many Shaman creatures, but many have been changed to Druids for fear that they are not "accurate representation" of Shamans.

However, instead of the usual "well, someone might be offended, so I guess it's a good change" reaction to such changes, the main magic subreddit has fully recognized how stupid this decision is, for a variety of reasons.

Wait, isn't there the same issue with Druids?

Well, yeah, but that doesn't matter because Druids are white

In pursuit of inclusivity, we have unincluded cultures from further representation

A comment about MTG going "woke" unironically upmarseyd in the sub

Beyond these specific examples, various people all over the thread are point out how performative and overly sensitive the change is (always have been), as well as many plainly stating the fact that it's strange that you can do whatever you want with Western cultures but non-white stuff is completely taboo to riff on at all.

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The real chuddery was the heckin wholesome moments along the way.

!chuds

!nonchuds why didnt dems stand and clap?

Incredible ragebaiting tbh:

REEEEE:



Dems are the real RACIST THUGS:


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1741197465hDW3q0zcr-05Iw.webp

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:marseychinchilla3: :!marseychinchilla: Feeding the chins after a long day at work :marseychinchilla2:

Missed them so much the few days I had to be in the office at my new job :marseysulk:

Working from home every Friday and Monday so it's not gonna be that bad for the next few days :marseyletsgo:

Can you believe no one at work knew what a chinchilla was :marseyunamused:

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:marseyspitmoji: Trump just told Zelensky he's gonna lose, told him to kiss the ring and :marseycapitalistmanlet: PAY UP :marseydarktrump:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17407675113Es-75OmomPK6A.webp RENT'S DUE :marseydarktrump:

Trump: "You're not winning this...you have to be thankful...we gave you $350 Billion..."

Trump and Vance just spit roasted the Comedian President :marseyputin: in front of the entire American media.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1740767794-M7y0WsEQ_WQsA.webp

here he is telling him off like a scolded child :marseyxd:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1740767511E94oDI4ET5OZ9Q.webp Fell for it again award

Trump: "I'm telling you, if you get a ceasefire, you take it."

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1740767660zs98tjVJ9EJQlg.webp "Fuuuuuuck my $LMT stocks.... It's over"


					
					
					
	

				
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The far right wing e-girls(male) are fighting cause one of them got exposed by an actual e-girl(female).

The hoe who dmed these folx:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1740407506ZW8M6kih8R51jA.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1740407722V5kaNI8EbrQ9iA.webp

https://x.com/SlayterHaus/status/1853963555357299170

https://i.rdrama.net/images/174040750620arEL8vf-w1mA.webp

Folx saying shes not even mayo lol.


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1740407648OKzCGIfysQA2AQ.webp

https://x.com/SlayterHaus/status/1873121649505300758

Xhe tried to hit up some strayan rightoids but they didnt like it perhaps due to homosexuality or not liking disgusting foids (same thing tbh):

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1740407507L6ipvR5KyPK28Q.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17404075085tKL6ACikkBx5Q.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1740407508kEwNEHz_jmbLBA.webp

The DM's with Keith Wood (notable Irish rightoid who also supports Palestine):

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1740407508JJunmEXPG950gA.webp

More:

Big if true:

DID MAYOS LEARN NOTHING FROM WW2? No more fricking brother wars:

The hoe turns up the scene of the crime to clout chase. Gotta respect the hustle tbh:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1740408146VjYspQle83t_5g.webp


https://i.rdrama.net/images/17404081473_tK7kSvdWRlOA.webp


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1740408232CiG7NWZobERUEQ.webp

Tldr meme:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1740408958QkPCDr69lpNS5g.webp

!nonchuds

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Wale - Matrimony feat. Usher [Official Music :marseydaftpunk: Video]

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Worst Korea does a woopsie, bombs their civilians
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neighbor got some pouty lips
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Government abuses it's monoploly on liquor, plebs cheer it on because orange mad bad!

					
					

Just look at that smug shit! "Buy Canadian instead" Frick you! It was already imported and paid for it! You're losing money not selling it to me!

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City sub janny (pwosted yesterday) hunting MAGA gwot gigajannyied lmao

Reddit Lies thwead on her

Alswo, she was fat.

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