The clearest tell that an anon poster is a zoomer who is afraid of talking to women is that their first thought upon seeing a beautiful woman is wanting to be dominated rather than being the one doing the dominating https://t.co/eONNhEzfHA

— Dimitri (@TheDimitriT) February 28, 2025

!nonchuds !moidmoment

No offense to this guy but I find this type of sexuality so unappealing lol. No I do not want to put your frenulum in a blender

Please mommy you're so hot grate my peepee like mozzarella

Has nobody been exposed to this meme? This is a trend people, not meant to be taken literally

The clearest tell someone is a boomer is being unable to identify when something is obviously a meme or not

Why do you think it's a meme in the first place genius

"Listen here LIBTARD, memes are memes because they are actually SERIOUS GODDARN BUSINESS."

It's safe horny to be aggressed upon, not to be the aggressor. Imagine if James Bond slapped a waitress on the butt in the year of Our Lord 2025

We need to retvrn

Yeah bro it's just a joke calm down

I'm sure it is buddy now go get your balls smashed

Bros trying to do a philosophical analysis of people shitposting on X

Behind every banger shitpost is a deep kernel of truth which permeates the collective consciousness. This is what good shitposters are tapping into.

what if the immediate thought upon viewing such hotness is "i will die for her?" am i also a gay zoomer loser?

No, this is heroic and based

Being dominated is socially acceptable. Dominating is worthy of prison time.

We rejected this at the ballot box

>"Sleepy Joe has been a disaster! This stupid president wanted every man to be dominated by mommy milkers! And quite frankly, its a disgrace. We cannot allow that. We have to let our men dominate women, or we aren't gonna have a country anymore."

Hey dimitri. I don't think the user would actually want his balls to be put in a waffle maker if it came down do it. Tbh I think it was just meant to be funny. I hope this helps.

Insightful stuff, r-slur

I would beat the ever loving shit out of her with a coffee table book

Much better

Also with the special appearance of @WootFatigue

I saw the face of God,

It was a thing neverending,

My eyes forever trying to grasp,

Cast adrift, a visage too vast to hold.

/

It was a thing without angles, edges, or depth,

It was a thing from a time long before them,

It was the first time I felt grateful,

To possess a mind too feeble, to comprehend.

/

My good man, the man of science,

He was not so lucky a soul,

Somehow the ant managed to grasp,

A single crevice and hold on, for but a moment.

/

A moment I will never understand,

'cept for this, the man was changed,

I could not sense it right then,

'cept for the stars that now felt too cold to bear.

/

We walked back to the car,

And traveled down an hours long road, without break,

We couldn't even drift our eyes away no longer,

And so carried on in silence, staring at our hands.

/

We parted ways without a word,

And as I said, I was fortunate,

That I could not comprehend,

And so I went about life,

With the additional knowledge of "don't go there. Don't frick with that."

/

My good man of science on the other hand,

They say he disappeared,

and after months of searching,

There still hasn't been a trace.

/

That's not the worst that bothers me though,

It is the fact that I at times must pass through his town,

And more and more people now I see,

Prefer to stare at the ground, unwilling to recognize the stars.

/

I think he brought back some understanding with him,

And now it is in the very ground where he lived,

But thankfully I am just an average fool,

And all I need to know about the place," Don't go there. Don't frick with that."

/

Lucky me, I know a few other routes that skip the town entirely.

@jackie !writecel

Let's peer into the Freudian nightmare that is the 'empathetic' and 'kind' redditor's head.

So there was this mean girl in grade school. Her name is Tori.

One day, I was talking to a friend about a movie I saw, where she interjected and told me "we don't care."

The problem was the fact that after that, anytime I tried to have a conversation with anyone, their response was "I don't care," "we don't care" "nobody cares."

surely something worth holding onto for TWENTY THREE FRICKING YEARS

Fast forward 23 years later. Tori is a hardcore druggie. Like, she's really down bad.

I fricking love it.

Realistically I'd say it's just a matter of time before her habits kill her. Can't wait, I'd take pride in pissing on her grave every day.

Jesus christ woman.

This one really epitomizes the redditor's psyche: cutaneously empathetic and kind on the surface, actually a mendacious, resentful ladygarden with a bloodlust due to years of being a social outcast

Which of these two personalities will the commenters choose?

Idk why everyone is like " she probably had a bad home life that's why she was such a peepee don't be mean" reap what ya frickin sow people. Newsflash folks, having a bad home life doesn't excuse you being an butthole to others.

Frick that fifth grader

OPs excuse now for wishing death on a grown woman 20+ years later, the frick?

Man who the frick cares? Honestly you can go to bat for a childhood bully all you want.

The memories of being shoved into a locker are touching nerves all over this comment section.

I'm so sorry I have empathy for people Jesus Christ dude,

As you should. No clue what these dweebs are pity partying her for at all. Guestimating about her childhood trauma makes no sense at all lmao. She was a b-word, and now she is dealing with the consequences of her own actions. Such is life.

But I would never ever ever ever ever ever blame a homeless person when they bludgeon someone to death in San Francisco

She was a "b-word" as a 5th grader so now she deserves to die as an adult? The fact that OP is still hung up on this is what's fricking weird.

Who said she deserves to die, bean bags for brains? Why are u reaching for stars? I SAID she's dealing w/ the consequences of her own actions, which is a fact.

Suddenly we like personal responsibility?

I understand this. The person who I went to school with from when I was 6 to 13 is a junkie and it's nice to see that bad people get what they earned.

Were you mean as a 9 year old? Enjoy dying of a heroin overdose

It's becoming an 'I was bullied' L-posting cry-in for resentful losers

My childhood bully turned into a violent sexual predator, and I thank God every day that in middle school thru high school, it never escalated.

you think about being r*ped by your childhood bully every day?

Can genuinely say that when you find out they have an obituary it's cathartic. My middle school bullies are either homeless and on dugs, in bad relationships or gone and I have a better day every time I think about them. It's great and they deserve it

yeah and you're cryposting on reddit, I'd rather at least be high

In barges the fat girl who thinks she's the 'mom friend':

Oof, OP. Oof. Please seek therapy so you can work through this.

jesus christ do these people have any other solution to anything

Frick Tori she's a b-word - 69 votes

nooooo you can't have weird revenge fantasies about children! I'm so well-adjusted!!! - 58 votes

There seems to be a lack of cool gooners, nowadays gooners are just mindlessly scrolling whatever porn site or erotic media that tickles their fancy for hours on end; just corroding their brain with constant stimulus but what ever happened to cool intellectual gooners like Kafka? Like yeah he had a porn addiction so severe that it was integral to his life as a person and he frequented brothels like there was no tomorrow but at least he actual did something in his life like write Metamorphosis, The Penal Colony, and numerous other great stories. All this to say its sad just thinking about people wasting all their potential just gooning away when in reality they could possibly be the next great short story writer!

>cool gooners

I assumed he was getting paid but he's not even a janny

@dang at least give him a mop

https://old.reddit.com/r/redscarepod/comments/1j2yx43/_/mfw844j/?context=8

I've spent a lot of time with him in person (and every other horrible leftist YouTuber) Out of all the uncharismatic freaks, he's the worst. Soulless. Dead behind the eyes. Lizard-like. The others are nerdy and self centered. He's not even a person.

/u/codeine_scene please spill the deets on Hbomberguy to us

No one at this retreat should be allowed to work on a Democratic campaign ever again. https://t.co/9gExI6jBtL

— Kat Abu (@abughazalehkat) March 2, 2025

Steve was leaving the football ground when he shouted back at some away fans. Moments later he was in handcuffs and under arrest.

He had shouted a homophobic slur, committing a hate crime that led to him being charged with a Section 5 Public Order offence. The case ended up in court, where he pleaded guilty, and he was banned from attending football matches in the UK for three years.

Now Steve - not his real name as he fears for the impact on his professional and personal life - is trying to make amends after coming through a fan education programme run by anti-discrimination charity Kick It Out.

A lifelong football fan, Steve had just watched his side play Chelsea and was leaving the stadium.

"I heard Chelsea fans shouting and I shouted back, 'Oi, you Chelsea rent boys', gave them a few gestures and thought nothing of it. I thought I was just having a bit of back and forth with the away fans," he said.

What followed is all a bit of a blur.

"I walked away and then all of a sudden I was surrounded by six security guards. And then from that point, a police officer arrested me and put the cuffs on."

"I'm in my 20s and I didn't really understand that [term]," Steve said. "I knew there was stuff around it, but I didn't really perceive why it was homophobic."

Steve was eventually referred to Kick It Out, which runs a fan education programme where offenders learn about the different types of discrimination and the impact their actions can have on victims.

"I accept that [what I did] was awful, and now it's about repaying that, turning that into something positive. I've had a look at myself... I'm willing to make amends," he said.

Sounds like not such a bad idea. Maybe we could organise to send some dramatards to these webinars to minimise homophobia on rdrama?

!football

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The Ukrainian Deep State mapping project finally recognized the RF crossing the border with Sumy and taking up positions in Novenkoe. They write that the Russian forces are attempting to disrupt Ukrainian logistics along the highway that crosses the border into Russia. The… pic.twitter.com/QBpNFikfit

— East_Calling (@East_Calling) February 28, 2025

I posted about it like Monday but it took probably Ukrainian long time to accept it since makes things extremely complicated for Ukrainian

Since it puts Russian 3,3km away from Ukrainian main roadway, here is how it already looks like this

Actually the bypass route off the MSR, by the way.

MSR may be unusable at this point. https://t.co/imxRi0S6o2 pic.twitter.com/u7dCeWhWnp

— Armchair Warlord (@ArmchairW) February 26, 2025

So when everyone was telling in September 2024 that Ukraine should retreat because they won't be able to hold it.

Zelenskyy been telling he will hold it and trade for something and he'll succeed if west let use him use western weapons

He also told this:

But since now Russian capturing Sumy territory and Ukraine lost 4/5 territories it held in Kursk. Will he been held accounted for his lies because I still waiting for him to capture bakhmut and 2 more cities like he promised in 2023

It's kinda ironic that he today missed the opportunity for peace deal so he won't even have to ability to ask Trump to make so that he can pull out his soldiers out of Kursk without huge loses

- Ukrainian Parliament failed to pass the vote recognizing Zelensky as president until the inauguration of a new Head of state.

This is a signal:

- lleave, there will be no indefinite mandate.

Europe expected “stability” and “support” for him, but saw a parliament setting…

— Arestovych (@arestovych) February 24, 2025

Arestovitch was already trying to get rid of Zelenskyy and now he went turbo mode

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We need allies that can give us weapons to defend our cities and weapons our soldiers can use on the front lines to protect our homeland. What we don’t need it to…

— Arestovych (@arestovych) February 28, 2025

President Zelensky was going to the White House to sign an agreement that would give new opportunities to Ukraine. Two hours later, American-Ukrainian relations were problematic as never before.

We should always be grateful to the American people for the help they have given us.

https://old.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/1j0dr7x/trumpzelensky_meeting_devolves_into_shouting/

Facts don't matter.

Letting shoot at Russian soil with nato weapons was last card Ukraine had. At start Biden didn't gave any offensive weapons to Ukraine in 2022 and told if Russia uses nukes he will give Ukraine tanks, jets, missiles and let's attack Russian soil. Now Ukraine doesn't even have men to fight and Russia didn't even needed 2nd wave of mobilisation and has beaten them with less soldiers so what facts Redditor wants ? Ukraine not be able to even win tiny battle in 2,5 years

https://old.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/1j0h98l/european_leaders_show_support_for_ukraine_after/

Omg irrelevant clowns showed support for Ukraine

Ukrainian people. To those that sacrificed their life in the war. We are sorry.

You were invaded. Your countrymen continue to die defending your country against an aggressor. Your leader deserves to be treated with respect. As an American, I am sorry for our President.

I did some translation for Ukrainian man yesterday 53 years old wasn't in Ukraine for 3 years can't go back because will be straight send to the front without even seeing his family, told how a lot of his classmates got mobilised and died. Should I told him that Redditor wants him to go and die for his fetish ?

https://old.reddit.com/r/law/comments/1j0e6m5/zelensky_trump_and_vance_having_a_very_heated/

The whole world is watching. The whole world is watching.

Attention ze whole worldu is watching, kid in Burundi is crying warum Trump warum willst du nicht mehr geld geben a die ukraine ?

Swedish here…

Nah, the US is actually really fickle. The US will isolate itself and the EU could push Russia out of Ukraine without it going nuclear since France has nukes too.

The US is going to devolve into civil war though. The trajectory is almost impossible to stop. The lunatics have taken over the asylum. Once they destroy the economy, here comes the violence.

Life must so delusional when you never leave home and have no education and all your information comes from Reddit

https://instagram.com/reel/DFqeQm9uaBT/

He expect those guys to fight for his fetish and build all the factories

These are the people who would have backed the Nazi party in the 30's. It was a mystery to me how they had so much support, when I was a kid. No longer.

Conservatives aren't literal Nazis because Naziism was a specific type of authoritarianism but conservatives today are 100% cut from the same cloth as the people who cheered on the public persecution of the Jews and once again, we are finding out that they are vile human beings.

Bro need more historical parallels, Germany, Italy and Japan are against Russia and Russia is supported by China and Korea and now US is moving against German EU and it's Ukraine

It's almost there no good guy from ww2 in German EU

https://old.reddit.com/r/Conservative/comments/1j0ektd/statement_by_president_trump_on_zelenskyukraine/

Oh look not negative IQ Reddit post

Actually, I think it was his past experience with Biden's handlers that got the best of him.

He makes sense, we all played deus ex and as you remember you can't press every character and Zelenskyy made mistake trying to press a person that hates him already with passsssssion

Finally the sane take. Every comment I've seen is either by brigaders, "Fellow Conservatives", or the other extreme where they say Zelensky is worse than Putin. There is no world where Ukraine "wins" the war. Now it's about minimizing the damage.

This how kamala can still win

I'd feel worse for Zelensky if he didn't act like an butt about it.

Even Joe Biden of all people was pissed at his perceived ungratefulness.

Why can't he just put on a suit and stop disrespecting the country that is his only lifeline? Like how arrogant is he to think what he did today, and how he dressed, would fly?

Trump is old-school; while a Biden administration might not care about optics and stuff, Trump does. It's death by a thousand cuts for Zelensky with his arrogance and demands of the hand that feeds his country – a country which, frankly, the U.S. has no real stakes in beyond democracy principles (even though Ukraine has never been some bastion of democracy, but we chose to sweep that under the rug in 2022).

It's seriously not that difficult to get Trump to play along; we just saw Keir Starmer do it brilliantly. I also think it's asinine that Zelensky keeps on reneging on deals and trying to leverage media to pressure our government.

He doesn't want peace; he wants a fantasy. And if he really, truly cared about his country, he'd get on his feet and beg, because whether right or wrong that's what's required to get sympathy from Trump, whom Zelensky campaigned against in the fall of last year in our country!

It's funny that Syrian terrorist wears suits and normalised relationships with Russia

https://old.reddit.com/r/popculturechat/comments/1j0j4ce/pedro_pascal_shows_support_for_ukraine_and/

Omg pedro pascal supports Ukraine it's over for Trump

!chuds !the_donald !project2025

Trump says tomorrow night will be big. pic.twitter.com/RG2lirO5xo

— unusual_whales (@unusual_whales) March 3, 2025

Predictions on what is going to happen?

https://old.reddit.com/r/boxoffice/comments/1j1u5r2/disneys_captain_america_brave_new_world_grossed/

https://old.reddit.com/r/boxoffice/comments/1j1tz4y/captain_america_brave_new_world_at_15m_47_leads/

They also argue about sonic 3:

https://old.reddit.com/r/boxoffice/comments/1j1uspp/paramounts_sonic_3_juiced_up_another_15m_overseas/

https://old.reddit.com/r/boxoffice/comments/1i6sj9a/sonic_4_sets_march_2027_release_date_march_19th/

https://old.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/1j1m8d3/comment/mfl1nf5/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/1j1m8d3/comment/mfkzf6t/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/1j1m8d3/comment/mfl13wl/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/1j1m8d3/the_lost_boys_how_a_generation_of_young_men_fell/mfl3x37/?context=8

Dramatards, what is YOUR favorite region/city/country sub which is absolutely non representative of the median world view they represent on Reddit?!

https://old.reddit.com/r/southafrica/comments/1j2dt2v/dylan_naidoo_becomes_the_first_poc_to_win_the_sa/mfr7cd1/?context=8

HOW DARE YOU USE NON-WHITE, THAT CENTRALIZES WHITENESS

https://old.reddit.com/r/southafrica/comments/1j2dt2v/dylan_naidoo_becomes_the_first_poc_to_win_the_sa/mfrvo3r/?context=8

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If I could still feel, I'd cry seeing Dean so suddenly

On the 5th they will be 7 months, and I will soon be celebrating a birthday with them I want booze and cake

!animalposters !cats

As many of you know, my cat is a male calico meaning he was born an unfortunate mutant/freak of nature/hermaphrodite with Two X chromosomes plus a Y.

He presents with the BMI, temperament, physiognomy of a female along with ambiguous genitalia but has the weight/muscle/bone density of a male.

Using the latest literature in s*x science/gender studies (see pic) I believe I've made some breakthroughs and he appears to have detransitioned and embraced his Y chromosome as a male

Some of the techniques include exposure therapy to awaken his latent primal instincts eg:

Proof of success can be found when he's hungry, he no longer chants for Chinese dictators (MAO MAO MAO) and worships communism/socialism like your average trans female, and he now he more appropriately says OOOWWWAAHHHH/AWWHHHHOOOO/AHHHHHH or similar like a regular dude when he's hungry and mad

I am very encouraged by this early progress and will continue to report my observations

!fellas !animalposters

It seems while for men being a chess player means you're nerdy and unfrickable for women it's the opposite.

Proof:

Chess player Anna Cramling

And her mom Pia Cramling when she was young (tomboy material)

There's also attractive brunettes like the Botez sisters

And even Yellow Fever chads have their pick with girls like Nemo