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You can get immediate permabans by reporting the list of DOGE staffers Redditors are sharing

!reportmaxxers

Report these comments for "sharing personal information". I am genuinely surprised that Reddit would ban for sharing names.

I think we have an opportunity here to cause significant drama across all of Reddit. They'll blame /u/spez for colluding with Musk and Trump. They'll call Reddit a right-wing website now.

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Finally saw cabin in the woods. In depth review and analysis.

I was just going to leave the thread blank for two reasons:

1) Since the film is so in love with cutesy little meta-metacommentary it seemed appropriate because

2) I felt absolutely nothing for this movie,

however that's too subtle, so like Cabin in the Woods itself I will now belabor the point long past anyone's ability to care.

I honestly don't even know where to begin with this. It wasn't offensively bad or anything a la Black Swan, it isn't good-bad like Chopping Mall, it's not just plain old serviceable and therefore solid in its decency like The Omen, and it certainly isn't good. And it's like it was written to preemptively shield itself from criticism.

I could call it formulaic. The defense would be that of course it's formulaic, that's the point of the movie haha they even named the generic slasher archetypes at the end, the formulaicism is part of the joke.

I could call it uninspired. The defense would similarly be that of course it's uninspired, there's a Cube-style room of rooms with all the monsters from everything, it's all deliberately derivative and referential.

I could call it not scary. The defense would again similarly be that this is also intentional, look how it's also billed as a comedy. Nevermind that it's not funny either, because it's also billed as a horror.

The plain and simple of it is that it is formulaic, and this goes for the meta-meta narrative as well. Yes the silly organization's point is to enact the contrived ritual that plays out with horror movie tropes because it's supposed to, that's not whats formulaic about it. It can be argued that every beat up to the descent into the facility is formulaic by design, but once they're through that door that excuse falls flat.

The plain and simple of it is that it is uninspired. One of the technicians remarks early on that they're allowed to cheat to make things play out as needed as much as they want. Later we see that security personnel gunning down the sacrifices meets the requirements—there's no reason not to lead with that and just shoot the whore first. Or to bomb the cabin after shooting the whore. Or literally anything else. The overarching narrative cannot be flimsy because the arguably intentionally shitty internal narrative is wink-wink-shitty to allow room for that larger one. The overall story is just there as an excuse to make 8104 different references (HAHA THE WHITEBOARD TALKS ABOUT THE R*PE TREES FROM EVIL DESD LOL) and give 3 second cameos to creatures from other movies. The facility and organization itself is just a Cube Zero knockoff anyway.

The plain and simple of it is that it is neither scary nor funny. There are no stakes even with the apocalypse on the horizon and then actualizing to end the film. Everyone is boring and sucks. Literally Shaggy from scooby doo as the lead can't go any other way. The humor predates it by several years but it all smacks of that atrocious Rian Johnson Star Wars movie with the yo momma joke; it's quip "comedy" without the quips but the exact same degree of unwarranted and omnipresent self-satisfaction.

This is, however, a lot more negativity than Cabin in the Woods strictly deserves. I don't feel any sort of profound loathing for it or anything, it did nothing to elicit any particular emotion that strong. It's a completely unremarkable hour and a half.

For a movie with such an incredibly promising cover and inexplicably golden critic reviews from the beforetimes when critics evaluated things by metrics other than how much gay s*x a film has in it, the only thing I feel in any notable sense is confusion as to how either of these things happened. That and I want to watch Hellraiser because cenobites are great even if they are bootleg and have 30 seconds of screentime in an utterly mid movie.

★★☆☆☆

!kino your thoughts?

cc @LainkeyKong as requested

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[🤓🤓🔘🔘🔘] List of Carmel business that support MAGA

					
					

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Then I guess you gonna go hungry because it is a lot of them. Check the votes in Carmel for last election. (-50)

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Might want to move to a different part of the state if you're that ignorant (-83)

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The Goat in Carmel used to fly the Blue Lives Matter flag and often has Fox News playing on their TV. (26)

Make sure to call the DEI department when you need a police officer. (-53)

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Me not agreeing with the logic isn't marginalizing them. Can I ask why it's so important for them to be validated by others? Believe what you want. Let me believe what I want. I'm not disrespecting them but you can't change your DNA. (1)

Firstly DNA does change over time. It can be why cancer develops, or trauma, which is why we know radiation is extremely dangerous. It's why we age. There is even a twin study composed by NASA to further assess it.Don't parrot things you don't know. You've likely been told many times gender is a social construct and willfully ignored this and scream deoxyribonucleic acid like its a magic gatcha. Most of the world also believes it's just X and Y without regards to intergender, the SRY gene (which brought out a lot of jackasses last year regarding Imane Khelif), or the genetic anomalies that alter sexual development (XXY, XYY, XO, etc.)You can't go a second without feeling like you're catering to someone by giving a modicum of respect based on a belief you've barely studied in highschool, or had it repeated into your head by propaganda of what you think someone should or shouldn't be. You can easily ignore this controversy altogether like most people do, let them live their lives and ... (3)

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It's your right as an American 🇺🇸 to have and voice your opinions beliefs- it's also your right to be wrong. MAGA is not the problem. It's the infighting and tribalism that divide us. I just want the best for America and its citizens. We should all be able to revolve around this point. We are all Americans. (-1)

But your "best" for America and its citizens probably doesn't match my "best." And MAGA isn't the root of the problem, sure, but a manifestation of decades of political rot and subversion and lies going unchecked. Decades ago when it was decided that facts didn't matter, that was the slippery slope emerging. Please don't tell me MAGA isn't the problem when they're racist and ok with Nazis and persecution of anyone who isn't white male. If the goal was to spread Christ, as they claim, they need to reread their Bible if they have the literacy and reading comprehension skills. And if that wasn't the goal (which duh, it's not when it's coming from Trump/Elon/etc.), it's greed and evil intent personified. So sure, you can try to walk back years of poison, but you'll find no one will trust or listen to you again. (1)

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Not mad - just pointing out the left's hypocrisy. What if a conservative said they didn't want to support trans businesses? Y'all would call them every name in the book. (-16)

No, I wouldn't. I mean that. It's your right to spend your money where you want. Our dollars are a form of voting, after all. I understand that and it doesn't make me mad. ETA that I learned a long time ago spending the mental energy being mad about something that doesn't impact me (ie, the conservatives boycotting a liberal business in your example) is just not worth it, that anger and hate is all-consuming and not productive. (2)

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Maxine Waters is :marseyemojilaugh:

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Woman can Excuse Racism, Bigotry, Evil, But Draws the Line at Being Unattractive

Unrelated, here's the author:

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:marseyneckbe#ardgenocide:

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:blackwomanspeaking: We're losing our civil rights :chudsmugtalking: Which ones? :blackwomanspeaking: SHUT UP BIGOT

					
					
					
	

				

It's been decade after decade of sheer nonsense on here

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Sandkwinn doxx.

!ummah

@sandkwinn

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/Bardpill/ thread on /pol/

!bardfinn !bardists

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Do you think I'm pretty?

Headed to Florida to go frick @R-slur-kong

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Help me noticers I CANT STOP.

!nooticers

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How long until /r/WhitePeopleTwitter reopens?

					
					

Their three day ban is up but they are currently private while the unpaid jannies "prepare to reopen."

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Dark triad Gigachad demands anal from his wife with infant children, redditors seethe at what is most likely ragebait for the millionth time

					
					

You're not a s*x toy. He's giving you an impossible ultimatum. View it as your guilt free ticket out of this hellhole of a relationship

He has already cheated on her multiple times!!! She has her ticket already!!

Please OP. For the sake of your daughter. We are all imploring you to have enough respect for yourself and for her future to leave.

Your husband has some serious problems. In no world is this acceptable, and I'm sure you know this deep down. Leave, leave, leave.

Oh and when he asks why, please, look at the comment below; help him reframe the situation by saying you want to use a strap on 2-3 times per week. If he doesn't get it then….i mean he is already a lost cause but that's just peak narcissism. You (and your kids) deserve BETTER.

>help him reframe the situation by saying you want to use a strap on 2-3 times per week

Do you think this doormat of a person is actually going to make this advice for dealing with her psychopath husband?


a man wants you to have "s*x" that you dont concent to or hes leaving?

what would you say to your daughter if this happens to her as an adult?

youre teaching them what love is. he doesnt love you, he just wants sexual gratification. and honestly, this isnt going to stop him from looking outside of the marriage.

youre setting a bad example for your kids, and im sorry he did this to you. its time to leave so they can see actual love.

he doesnt care about your family. hes left you everywhere but physically

Fricking reddit spacing

One brave dramachad defends OP's husband:

Not to be the devils advocate here because it does sound like op has a shit husband.

However, her husband does have every right to decide to leave the relationship based the sexual side of the relationship. He's not asking her to have s*x that she doesn't consent to, he's asking her to consent or he will leave.

OP doesn't want it and I think she should say ok then, leave. It's not unreasonable for op to not like this arrangement and it's pretty shitty for her husband to cheat and then demand a certain quantity of s*x that she doesn't like.

It's pretty shitty to have 2 kids with someone and then decide I get to frick your butt twice a week or I'm out. If that's truly a deal breaker then it should've been discussed before marriage and kids.

Redditors so strictly adhere to there stupid beliefs about kinks being hecking valid that they can't help but engage with this.


At this point anal s*x ultimatums are their own genre of bait.

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How worried are you about the rise of fascism?

					
					

My great grandpa (maternal side) is Czech and he once told us of how during the rise of the Nazi Party in neighboring Germany, but there were many in Czechoslovakia as well who were sympathetic to the Nazis, Hitler and their ideals, as truth be told, many Czechs saw the Germans as "equals", thought that the Nazis hatred of Jews, Roma people or Slavic people somehow didn't apply to them (Czechs who saw themselves as "Germanic" and/or sympathized with the Nazis).

Meanwhile many of those who opposed and/or did not sympathize with the Nazis also downplayed the threat the Nazis posed by saying things like "Oh, what's happening in Germany won't happen here", or "Hitler won't make good on his crazy threat to invade us", "Oh, it probably won't get that bad" or some other way of saying that we (those who are raising alarms over the danger Hitler actually posed) are overeacting.

When Hitler's forces invaded, a number of Czech people actually welcomed them giving Nazi salutes to the columns of invading Nazi troops or tearing down the Czech flag from buildings themselves to replace it with Nazi flags.

However, my great grandpa saw the danger the Nazis posed, the repression, violence and death they'd bring and lo and behold, when the Nazis did actually occupy Czechoslovakia, turns out the Nazis weren't just oppressing the Jews, gay people, communists, liberals, Czech nationalists and academics, but also extended their oppression of ordinary Czech people, including those of Germanic ancestry. Turns out, the Nazis didn't see us as equals after all and many of those Czechs who welcomed the Nazis had a "why are the leopards eating my face, I supported them?" mentality when the Gestapo came after them as well.

This is basically an oversimplification of why my great grandpa told me but yeah, the reason the Nazis (and fascism in general) was able to rise the way it does was because people either underestimated its danger or downplayed it for years, treating them like a joke until that joke wasn't funny anymore.

10k up votes we're going to hear about drumph until the universe ends huh

:#marseyemojirofl:

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Will stencil is advocating for an insurrection

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Hey peeps, how come we don't have an LKY Marsey yet?

Freak nasty butt b-words, in the worst way. You're a disgrace to womanhood and femalekind. How can you desecrate your womb in such a vile manner? God gave you lineage-forming powers only for you to get that rusty, penny-kitty condom fricked. You couldn't wait a week? Are you really so desperate to be penetrated, that you punish your wounded hole? You unruly whores have zero fricking respect for your bodies.

Honest to god had two coworkers spout "Elon is a Nazi" and they act like they honestly believe it. Incredibly childish and beyond immature. Say you don't like the guy, sure, whatever, but I think to accuse anyone of nazism these days is truly 🚬 behavior of the worst most normie order. Words simply have no meaning anymore.

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