I really, really, REAAALLY wanna drink right now, but I have a super promising date tomorrow, so I can't

But I'm defo going to the casino and getting fricking wasted after the date, regardless of how it goes (It's just our first date)

Are you drinking, frens?

!metashit :D

Current HP: 117/120

Current Mana: 160/180

Inventory:

• 1 Cookie

• 5 Marleycoins

Lift, run, fight, shoot. Become strong in all.

So basically, you're all fricked

Yep lol

They post shit like this while their side unironically believes the below

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/article/2024/jun/03/getting-fit-could-turn-you-into-a-rightwing-jerk

And don't forget to look up delicious, healthy recipes in the @N@rchist cookbook!

Yall are screwed ngl

You won't do shit

Sounds like projection on your part.

I'm never going to be strong enough to repel a Nazi, but generalizing here, keep up your health. It is beneficial in so many ways I won't bother to list them. Everyone on reddit hates me because I always bring up cooking your own food, not smoking, not drinking, getting exercise every day, giving up fast food and ultraprocessed stuff. It's all key to keeping your body and teeth healthy over the years.

The effects are cumulative - one day you wake up and you have some godawful chronic disease, or your ticker isn't what it could be, or you need yet another root canal, and you are slowed down and inconvenienced by having to use the medical system all the time, take pills, etc.

Also, get an annual check up if only so you have a record of your own stats. It's actually interesting to compare your numbers year to year.

As a nazi myself, this is all really good advice. Regardless of what ideology you have, everyone should abandon unhealthy lifestyles and unhealthy food. Most fast food/door dash and other stuff you get in groceries are deliberately kept unhealthy in order to have a population that can't resist and constantly kept broke and in debt. (not to mention how immoral some of the sources of this food are.) You don't need to be shredded but eating well and working out daily with basic calisthenics goes a long way.

As someone who's immunocompromised from a COVID vaccine injury, I've learned that sometimes the best choice isn't to fight head-on, but to hide and protect myself. It's a hard reality, but sometimes survival means stepping back, staying safe, and waiting for a time when I'm stronger.

In Harry Potter, Harry and his friends often had to choose between direct confrontation and retreat. Hiding, like when Harry and his allies went into hiding in The Deathly Hallows, was often the wisest choice. It wasn't about surrender, but about preserving their strength for when it was truly needed.

Similarly, Anne Frank showed us the power of survival. She and her family lived in hiding, and though it was painful and isolating, it was their only chance to stay alive. Sometimes, hiding isn't a sign of weakness; it's a strategy to make sure we can continue the fight later.

For me, hiding isn't giving up. It's about protecting my health and holding onto hope for a better, safer future.

(OP) this is real and valid, but PLEASE try to avoid citing transphobic authors. Stay safe!

This thread is the most chronically online shit I've ever seen in my life 😭

Lol

YES! me and my wife's boyfriend hit the gym everyday so we can own the chuds!

/r/Swoletariat

It fricking exists btw

I am trans so I don't want to lift too much, maybe some toning

That's a little ableist but I'll support the idea of being healthy! I'm on track at the moment having gone from 260 -> 250 lbs, nearly there =)

thats literally just water weight lmao you can drop that much in less than a week on any strict diet. So you haven't really accomplished anything. Don't pat yourself on the back too hard there bud

No negativity in my revolution

Now we're getting somewhere!

Go with testosterone, as well. Makes you more conservative.

Or just stop taking estrogen lmfao

We've officially found the saddest subreddit out there 🤣🤣

At this point it's >50% trolling by volume lmao

I saved this post yesterday before going to bed only to discover it crawling with MAGAts. How many are from here?

https://old.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/1ii0o9g/us_government_department_to_tie_funding_to/

>Biden offers increased child tax credit to encourage people to have kids

>Drumpf offers more money to cities that encourage people to have kids

!kino unironically supermassive loss

eraserhead was the only horror ("horror") movie to ever get to me and its nothing now but it unsettled and inspired me a ton for years and i will never forget

@Unbroken NOBODY LIKES YOU !palestine celebration thread bc nobody likes pissrael other than irrelevant losers (such as presidents and the rich and such )

if you thot the hasbarabots were bad so far hold on tight to your tinfoil hats babez

and if you're lard، I hope you have more betabuxx ready

Israel has been ranked last in the 2024 Nation Brands Index (NBI), placing it among the world's most underdeveloped and unstable countries, according to the report published by Anholt Nation Brands Index on Tuesday.

The findings, based on a comprehensive survey conducted between July and August 2024, highlight a growing global sentiment that perceives Israel as a destabilizing force rather than an innovative and progressive nation.

The NBI survey, which gathered insights from over 40,000 respondents across 70 countries, ranked nations based on six key dimensions: governance, culture, people and society, exports, immigration and investment, and tourism.

Governance measures perceptions of a country's political stability, transparency, and security. Culture evaluates a nation's heritage, arts, and sports. People and society assess friendliness, openness, and global employability.

Exports focus on technological innovation, product quality, and economic influence. Immigration and investment examine the country's business environment, attractiveness for relocation, and foreign investment potential.

Tourism considers a nation's appeal as a travel destination, the beauty of its architecture, and the general willingness of respondents to visit.

According to the NBI report, Israel performed poorly across all categories, particularly among younger respondents, with Generation Z overwhelmingly ranking it at the bottom.

The study also revealed a growing aversion to Israeli products, with many respondents indicating they were unwilling to purchase goods labeled "Made in Israel." This suggests a de facto boycott that could pose a serious risk to Israeli exports and international business operations.

Despite its reputation as the "Start-Up Nation," Israel's technological leadership is not widely recognized beyond specific industry circles. European respondents, for example, ranked Israel lower in technological advancements than the United Arab Emirates, reinforcing the idea that Israel's self-perception does not align with how it is viewed globally.

According to Motti Scherf, founder of Brand IL: "Israel has lost its legitimacy in the international community and has been cast into the backyard of global affairs. It is time to acknowledge the failure of traditional public diplomacy and adopt innovative nation-branding models."

Although Israel maintains high objective indicators, such as a GDP per capita that is 80% higher than the nations it is grouped with and a life expectancy of 83 years, its ranking remains exceptionally low. Only 40% of the countries ranked alongside Israel are democracies, suggesting that Israel's democratic character is not perceived as a distinguishing advantage.

The Palestinian issue also continues to impact international sentiment. For the first time, Brand IL, a private initiative, ensured Palestine was included in the rankings.

While Palestine was placed below Israel, it received greater sympathy in the Muslim world, China, and among younger generations. Additionally, the NBI report highlights a broader trend in which conflict nations are penalized equally, regardless of the context.

Countries involved in ongoing disputes, including Russia, Ukraine, Israel, and the Palestinian Authority, were all placed at the bottom of the index, reinforcing the global perception that such nations contribute to instability rather than progress.

In response to Israel's deteriorating global image, the private initiative Brand IL has launched a $100 million rebranding effort aimed at reversing negative perceptions and repositioning Israel on the international stage.

The initiative seeks to establish a development financial institution, utilizing blended capital from governmental, business, and philanthropic sources. The focus will be on launching outreach programs in key target countries, particularly among younger demographics, to unlock new markets for Israeli technologies and innovations.

This one was nice, r/prisoncels put some money on his books before Christmas and he made a spread for the tier

https://old.reddit.com/r/Prison/comments/1hman92/cdcr_christmas_thanks_to_three_silent_doners_off/

The daily slopposts are excellent and horrifying

https://old.reddit.com/r/Prison/comments/1hjgzvn/todays_meal/

Here's a video of that:

https://old.reddit.com/r/Prison/comments/1hjgy2q/cdcr_trashy_rock_biscuit/

Comments and interests range from this

https://old.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/1ho0lic/comment/m4ayqvz/?context=8

To this and this

https://old.reddit.com/r/customyugioh/comments/1h362x1/comment/m3n3diy/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/customyugioh/comments/1h362x1/comment/m3mzang/?context=8

To this

https://old.reddit.com/r/poledancing/comments/1how675/comment/m4etyui/?context=8

Rare realtime access to a high level state prisoner's thoughts and interests. It's quality stuff. Hopefully it's a long time before the phone gets confiscated.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14278765/Shocking-moment-woman-attacked-capybara-swimming-lake.html

This is the shocking moment a woman was attacked by a capybara while swimming in Colombia.

Astonishing video shows how a paddle with the huge rodent took a sinister turn when it launched itself at the swimmer and attacked.

The young victim could be seen in phone footage raising her finger to the animal to warn it to keep its distance.

In an instant it then jumped on her back and seemingly gnawed at her head before she went under the water.

The woman's cries could be heard as the large animal pushed her out of the frame while snapping at her.

In a stroke of luck, a man arrived on the bank and grabbed a stick to defend the victim as she came to shore, sobbing.

She continued wailing off camera as the massive rodent returned to bobbing quietly in the lake.

vincent draws his match with magnus, meaning.......bozo magnus is out, from his own tournament was busy so havent looked at his postmatch whines

https://old.reddit.com/r/chess/comments/1intwjz/keymar_eliminates_magnus_carlsen_in_semi_finals/?sort=confidence

hikaru fails to win and gukesh refuses to win. after 3 draws, their 2nd tiebreaker is going on

edit: gukesh is victorious, in their bid to not win a match. (he lost if you are neurodivergent)

back to the main highlight, world no 2 caruana vs no. 31 sindarov

neighbor caruana accepts draw in a totally winning position and when i say total, totally. -5.3 on the eval bar winning. maybe the reason was he had a min on the clock and sindarov had whopping 24. whatever is the uzbeck version of voodoo, its working

they then had a nailbiting tiebreaker - that was a draw too and are currently playing their 2nd one. sindy will win it!

funny post of the day https://old.reddit.com/r/chess/comments/1invf93/highlight_enthralling_commentary_during_fabi_v/

here are the current survivors:

https://old.reddit.com/r/NotHowGirlsWork/comments/1gwc10v/the_ones_who_got_away/

https://old.reddit.com/r/NotHowGirlsWork/comments/1ggei97/marriage_age/

https://old.reddit.com/r/NotHowGirlsWork/comments/1fyhp1o/female_chad/

https://old.reddit.com/r/NotHowGirlsWork/comments/1fppjpw/planned_parenthood_as_intended/

https://old.reddit.com/r/NotHowGirlsWork/comments/1fng070/leaving_her_dry/

https://old.reddit.com/r/NotHowGirlsWork/comments/1fkg2ft/dont_waste_your_fertility/

https://old.reddit.com/r/Memes_Of_The_Dank/comments/1f66var/double_standards/

https://old.reddit.com/r/Memes_Of_The_Dank/comments/1f55l6r/muslim_values/

https://old.reddit.com/r/dank_meme/comments/1f4qg1r/i_guess_its_our_fault/

https://old.reddit.com/r/dank_meme/comments/1f4qf68/any_excuse_will_do/

https://old.reddit.com/r/dank_meme/comments/1f4qe5o/being_a_bigot/

https://old.reddit.com/r/Memes_Of_The_Dank/comments/1f4b1k9/childrens_rights/

https://old.reddit.com/r/MoldyMemes/comments/1f4azfj/childrens_rights/

https://old.reddit.com/r/dank_meme/comments/1f4at95/childrens_rights/

https://old.reddit.com/r/dank_meme/comments/1f4asrh/if_its_free/

https://old.reddit.com/r/dank_meme/comments/1f3dicf/another_day_in_paradise/

https://old.reddit.com/r/dank_meme/comments/1f108sk/best_use_of_time_travel/

https://old.reddit.com/r/dank_meme/comments/1eza8on/im_sure_its_our_fault/

https://old.reddit.com/r/dank_meme/comments/1ex8f93/do_your_reading/

https://old.reddit.com/r/dank_meme/comments/1ex3bea/being_normal/

https://old.reddit.com/r/dank_meme/comments/1ex2yex/avoidance_attachment_disorder/

https://old.reddit.com/r/dank_meme/comments/1evxdqa/if_women_choose_the_bear_men_choose_the/

https://old.reddit.com/r/dank_meme/comments/1evukpy/social_experiment/

https://old.reddit.com/r/dank_meme/comments/1evkkmb/not_all_equal_rights_are_equal/

https://old.reddit.com/r/dank_meme/comments/1erhomn/the_only_fair_contest/

https://old.reddit.com/r/dank_meme/comments/1er3jpn/what_really_hurts/

https://old.reddit.com/r/dank_meme/comments/1eqfej7/wrong_substance/

https://old.reddit.com/r/dank_meme/comments/1eo1d6g/new_products/

https://old.reddit.com/r/dank_meme/comments/1en71wn/the_weird_one/

https://old.reddit.com/r/dank_meme/comments/1elnvnq/need_and_demand/

https://old.reddit.com/r/dank_meme/comments/1elbdc8/defining_gender/

https://old.reddit.com/r/dank_meme/comments/1eh8ivc/fairness_in_sports/

https://old.reddit.com/r/dank_meme/comments/1eglq1e/plain_biology/

https://old.reddit.com/r/dank_meme/comments/1eglp72/meaning_of_words/

https://old.reddit.com/r/dank_meme/comments/1ed096d/double_standards/

https://old.reddit.com/r/dank_meme/comments/1ecwilg/whos_your_favorite/

https://old.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/1e85fv4/skin_care/

and heres everything that got removed by the reddit jannies:

https://old.reddit.com/r/NotHowGirlsWork/comments/1gqzepd/make_the_right_choice/

https://old.reddit.com/r/NotHowGirlsWork/comments/1go3j5p/if_more_than_one_says_it/

https://old.reddit.com/r/NotHowGirlsWork/comments/1gir9sj/divorce_rates/

https://old.reddit.com/r/NotHowGirlsWork/comments/1g0duld/time_blindness/

https://old.reddit.com/r/NotHowGirlsWork/comments/1fxl2x2/nature_at_work/

https://old.reddit.com/r/NotHowGirlsWork/comments/1fua41f/what_it_means_to_be_selfish/

https://old.reddit.com/r/NotHowGirlsWork/comments/1fqvwp6/you_gotta_pump_those_numbers/

https://old.reddit.com/r/NotHowGirlsWork/comments/1fqiko7/its_not_oppression_if_youre_paid/

https://old.reddit.com/r/NotHowGirlsWork/comments/1foxnuy/chivalry_will_rise_again/

https://old.reddit.com/r/NotHowGirlsWork/comments/1fovtb6/the_one_thing_theyre_better_at/

he used to do this on other subreddits, but had most of his posts deleted

https://old.reddit.com/r/terriblefacebookmemes/comments/1fkfa58/dont_waste_your_fertility/

https://old.reddit.com/r/terriblefacebookmemes/comments/1fkbsie/how_to_avoid_the_snip/

https://old.reddit.com/r/terriblefacebookmemes/comments/1fjto76/shop_like_a_billionaire/

https://old.reddit.com/r/terriblefacebookmemes/comments/1fjl0q2/gender_makes_the_difference/

https://old.reddit.com/r/terriblefacebookmemes/comments/1fjkxl8/it_only_hurts_if_done_for_the_wrong_reason/

https://old.reddit.com/r/terriblefacebookmemes/comments/1fid5as/be_selective_with_your_influence_sources/

https://old.reddit.com/r/IncelTears/comments/1ff04cw/your_best_life_now/

https://old.reddit.com/r/terriblefacebookmemes/comments/1fe9cmx/wanna_go_for_a_ride/

https://old.reddit.com/r/terriblefacebookmemes/comments/1fdabbg/they_call_men_entitled_and_aggressive_for/

https://old.reddit.com/r/terriblefacebookmemes/comments/1fd0xxp/the_beauty_of_european_multiculturalism/

https://old.reddit.com/r/terriblefacebookmemes/comments/1fcg8c6/defining_true_happiness/

https://old.reddit.com/r/terriblefacebookmemes/comments/1fbtu5s/stop_complaining_and_be_consistent/

https://old.reddit.com/r/terriblefacebookmemes/comments/1fbrgjc/before_asking_make_sure_you_have_something_to_give/

https://old.reddit.com/r/terriblefacebookmemes/comments/1fbr81s/women_habits_vs_men_habits/

https://old.reddit.com/r/TheRightCantMeme/comments/1e8mg0z/historical_facts/ and https://old.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/1e8kt5x/historical_revision/

Meg had a good body, waist/hip ratio is superb as depicted. Whatever happened to her? Does she have a public profile of any kind to this day? I heard once that Anna said something about Meg being unhappy with how the income from

the pod was shared but unsure if that's true.

@Aisha tried out smoking five spice and brown sugar duck breasts for dinner

turned out dericious. Am trying to figure out a plan for the leftovers for tomorrow.

!meatshit

It's no different than rightoids commenting "Vaxxed????" on any news article regarding the death of someone under the age of 65.

Yea, like, I am not a fighter, but I’m also not stupid. “What if Donald Trump and the Republican Party decides they are kings” has one answer, and it is an obvious one

— Sean (@huckelcommasean.bsky.social) 2025-02-15T21:59:12.783Z

Satanic Panic 2.0 will be upon us faster than you think. pic.twitter.com/cujE1JZAmm

— Hypnotic (@RealHypnotic1) February 9, 2025

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/kingdom-come-deliverance.39433/page-250

No, we are all being played. I was there at GG1, I know how he did it. We have to stop. He’s using everyone. I said this to Endy too. Vavra is a two faced opportunist.

— Grummz (@Grummz) February 8, 2025

Interesting how videogames were super important to idiots like this until they got what THEY wanted. Now that their side is losing, they wheel out the old "Its just videogames. Why do you care so much?" argument. Every single time. https://t.co/gXbBwzbBPH

— The Critical Drinker (@TheCriticalDri2) February 9, 2025

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/kingdom-come-deliverance.39433/page-243

Wow. Congress just tabled a bill that would *actually* kill open-source. This is easily the most aggressive legislative action on AI—and it was proposed by the GOP senator who slammed @finkd for Llama.

Here's how it works, and why it's different to anything before it. pic.twitter.com/XKIWWY7oYv

— Ben Brooks (@opensauceAI) February 1, 2025

https://www.hawley.senate.gov/wp-content/uploads/2025/01/Hawley-Decoupling-Americas-Artificial-Intelligence-Capabilities-from-China-Act.pdf

https://old.reddit.com/r/singularity/comments/1ifk4mj/new_bill_will_make_it_a_crime_to_download/

https://old.reddit.com/r/ChatGPT/comments/1ifk3ds/new_bill_will_make_it_a_crime_to_download/

https://boards.4chan.org/g/thread/104172442

Hello once again my lovelies. Because nothing says drama like chaos and a broken voting process, we're back with a surprise twist for the Dramatard of the Year award! In true site fashion, the original vote has been thrown into disarray thanks to:

1. Nominee withdrawals (they said they were "too good" for this, smh).

2. Incorrect nominee names (classic).

3. Janitor interference (the plot thickens ).

4. Indian cyberattacks (you know who you are).

It's giving Miss Universe 2015, but with less Steve Harvey and more Reddit-tier clownery.

After sorting through the mess, two nominees have emerged as the undeniable favorites, being effectively tied in votes after the dust has settled. To make this a truly fair contest, let's settle this once and for all with a sudden death vote! The finalists are:

@BWC

A Brazilian sigma wrapped in a mystery and sprinkled with a touch of spice. I'll be honest—I have no idea what this guy's deal is because I haven't been around much, but apparently, you all love him. Or at least tolerate him enough to make him a finalist. Is it the mystery? The charisma? The raw chaotic energy? Who knows, but they're here, and they want the crown.

@J

The brilliant mind behind @CrossTalkPM, restoring the lost art of pinging to the masses after the Reddit admins cruelly took away that beloved feature back in the olde subreddit days. A true hero of petty grievances, J restored order to our chaotic kingdom when we needed it most.

This is it, folks: two enter, one leaves. Will the crown go to the Brazilian sensation, or the bot-building champion of our ping-deprived hearts? You decide.

And yes, as always, I've asked ChatGPT to write this because I'm lazy. But hey, if you wanted a better announcement, you should've voted for me as janitor of the year.

Happy voting, and may the most dramatic win! 🌈

Dramatard of the Year

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