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this site is actively contributing to my depression (ttt blogpost and site quitting number cross)

WARNING: EXTREMELY BORING AND PERSONAL BLOGPOST AHEAD, I HIGHLY SUGGEST YOU DO NOT READ IT UNLESS YOU'RE A :marseytrain: OR MY FRIEND. THANK YOU.

i debated whether or not to make this post but ultimately decided i should lay out my reasons for (attempting) to quit using the site again, if only to get one last good dose of attention, maybe get some finality, and exist as a cautionary tale. this is not a "frick you userbase" post or insistence for the administration to do anything about the sites content or userbase, simply my logic for why i think i personally should stop using it. i would also generally advise other trans people to avoid the site as well but i know plenty of people who do get something out of reading chud shitholes (seriously i see so many ovarit/kf screenshots on tttt reddit its insane).

anyway i have the big depression. i'm not the most suicidal i've ever been and i'm not considering self harm but i would describe my mental state as seriously fricked up bros. this means more bedrotting, more binge eating, more lapses in executive function, more isolation. i've also for the first time in my short 27 year timespan on this earth actually dug more into these feelings and analyzed them, though this has not lead to any great understanding or an "a-ha" moment on my part. at best it's made me relate more to the stereotypical descriptions of depression and dysphoria. i'm not gonna go too deep into that because its embarrassing tbh. in the past i haven't really considered rdrama to be a major factor in this. a contributor to be sure but i always thought i got more out of it than it took for me. maybe that was delusion or maybe i was just better at tanking the damage in the past. maybe i just took enough and longer breaks and i was never cut out for using the site for an extended period of time. idk. here's some conjecture for why i think its particularly bad for me now:

1) half the country despises my existence and while this fact has always been true it hasn't been as relevant. this leads to me being inundated with a double dose of hatred shoved into my face, first when i see the news elsewhere and again when i browse rdrama. and yes i know nothing ever happens and im being hysterical and yadda yadda yadda. nobody can take my HRT away from me, diy exists. nobody (besides immigrants) is going to be put into camps, things will get better it'll just take time. doesn't mean it's not scary. should i be scared boymoding in a red state? probably not but seeing a news article about kim reynolds trying to legally declare me subhuman certainly isn't fricking helping me not be scared.

2) rdrama has just continued to go on a downward spiral? being someone who started using 4chan at age 12 in 2010 and was constantly called out for being a newstrag, i never really bought into "communities degrade over time" rhetoric. mainly because people are always saying shit is getting worse and i was either too dumb to recognize it or part of the problem myself in the past. but anyway. its definitely a thing with rdrama. a lot of users i liked or at least recognized as someone worth my time have been banned or left the site. and the people coming in to replace them are not the best and brightest. its just. i really really don't care if youre a chud. like yes seeing your ignorant opinions about certain topics does tend to make me flare up with angst, but i really try to not take it too seriously and just have a fun time. it just feels like people aren't coming here to have a fun time or shoot the shit about hobbies or do a little casual reddit trolling. it feels like they're coming here to make themselves and everyone around them miserable.

3) i have better social avenues elsewhere. i'm not talking about tttt because i don't think i'll ever feel like i fit in there, but i do have a friend now who i feel like is on a similar wavelength to me. and interacting with that person has made me realize i have so much more me to express than i am capable of doing on rdrama. its a rather dire comparison that has made me realize more and more how fricking stupid i am for putting up with this for so long. i said it the other day, lonely people tend to act deranged, and it turns out having your sole social outlet be a website full of people that hate you is pretty fricking deranged. being surrounded by people that hate me has been my modus operandi for a long time (much longer than i've been on rdrama), and only now am i realizing how fricked up that is. i'm not conceited enough to say i'm finally growing up, but i do think this time is a little bit different. idk we'll see i guess lmao

thats that. i'll respond to comments here but after that im outie 5k, gonna log out everywhere and scramble my password again. i once again do not know how to end this post

!cuteandvalid

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Trench Crusade will make Christianity cool again : TrenchCrusade

					
					

Trench crusade is doomed

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Protip: some girls will do anything if you tell them it's for social media clout

For the next three months, they remained in contact, before she said the groom invited her to a "white party" in Sydney in December, the court heard. She said after arriving at the venue she was "shocked" to learn the man had "organised a wedding".

The bride said she became uncomfortable and wanted to leave, but the groom told her "it was a simple prank".

"He told me that he's organising a prank wedding for his social media. To be precise, Instagram, because he wants to boost his content and wants to start monetising his Instagram page."

In court, footage of the ceremony was played, showing the couple exchanging vows and rings.

While the bride appeared to "enthusiastically" participate in the ceremony, she told the court it was "all an act".

"We had to act to make it look real," she said.

She said she only discovered the "sham" wedding was legal after he asked her to add his name to her application for permanent residency. She said the groom told her he was not a permanent resident and he had "organised the marriage to help him".

But the groom – who has 17,000 followers on Instagram but denied he was a social media influencer – disputed her version of events.

He testified that immediately after they met, he had told her he was bisexual, and that she was "cool with it" and moved into his home.

>bby I'm a bisexual illegal immigrant but I am NOT an influencer :marseyraging:

"Precisely why she would participate in a civil marriage and not in a church marriage ceremony went unexplored. It made no sense to me that she would."

Stupid boomer judge, she did it for the 'gram!

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[🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘] I trapped my neighbors cat and sent it to the local shelter

					
					

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Ugh, if only I could catch whoever does this (edit: not pick-up their dog poop) at my place! (237)

Get a doorbell camera. After I shared on our subdivision's FB page that we had one, no more dog poop in our front yard. (346)

Basedness: 🔥🔥🔥🔘🔘

That cat hates you because of something you did, not because it's just a cat. For a cat to specifically target your home- nah bro you're the problem. This isn't petty revenge at all- it's catnapping. Do better at life and maybe cats will like you (-127)

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I have mulch, I sprinkled vinegar, I grew green onions, I tried motion activated sensors, I sprinkled pepper, I put down pointy rocks, I ran the gamut to deter the cat. (1389)

In my world not only are you the AH you are also the lowest lifeforms and a world class POS. (-106)

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Why kill the cat because it's owner's an idiot? I guess we're all just living in your world and need to adapt or perish. (-53)

why risk your cat getting poisoned, hit by a car, sick, infected, infested, killed by other feral cats, killed by a dog, killed by a coyote, killed by a bird of prey, killed by a fox, killed by a raccoon, killed by a human, killed by a prey animal fighting back, or getting lost or trapped? (15)

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡

People like you are why society is so miserable. He already tried talking to the neighbor who couldn't care any less. Quit making excuses for shitty pet owners who have no regard for their neighbors! (-4)

No, cruel, emotionally unsafe humans as YOURSELF make this world a worse place. How unkind of a human you must be, I feel bad for those around you. You have no empathy.OP, is also a horrible person. He literally sentenced a cat to death. That cat will be put down within a week at a kill shelter. All shelters this time of year are at full capacity. The cat did nothing wrong and now will die terrified after being taken from his home and locked in a 5x5 cage until he's sentenced to death. You are literally saying OP was RIGHT to do this then you have the nerve to insult the person above and call them "miserable" for having empathy. This is a living breathing animal who experiences pain and hurt and loss and was doing cat things, and was raised by a bad cat owner so it's not his fault, yet being sentenced to death for being who he was created to be. (7)

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡

Where the heck do you live? Basically all outdoor cats I have ever known were at least 15 when they died. Do people shoot them in your neighborhood or something like that? (17)

Your personal anecdotes don't really mean anything. But since you are bringing them up, I live in a city/suburb where people "own" outdoor cats. We do not shoot cats, we don't poison cats, we don't have coyotes patrolling the area. I see a cat plastered on the road literally every single week. I literally only travel the same roads (2 miles) ever. So this one single path has around 30-60 dead cats a year. I had an outdoor cat get killed right in front of my house as a child by a car at night. The cats fight each other, they are killed by cars, diseases, etc. I'm not sure how old the outdoor cats live because usually one day they're just gone, don't really have any bodies to find. The statistics tell the same story, so for every 15 yo outdoor cat you know, I know 50 dead young cats on the street. Horrible sight to see literal kittens dead for no other reason than humanity who let them end up like this. (14)

Biggest Lolcow: /u/Affectionate_Bite610

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Oi, You got a lolicense for that cyber fart? :marseybong: :marseybongcop:
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Racism Against Indians: The Internet's Acceptable Prejudice

					
					
					
	

				
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Sea otters holding paws!!! Must watch! :marseyheart: :!marseyheart:

Stolen from @misterwigger because I need to make sure everyone sees this. It's that good.

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Peanut and Me.

This one's for @pizzashill

!coons

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[🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘] Men who have rejected a woman before, why was it?

					
					

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I have. We were both single so no issues there either. But she was also really drunk and kept sexually assaulting me. Tried to stick her fingers INTO me more than once, grabbed my genitals etc, just generally a lot of unwanted touching in a social situation in a bar with a large group of us.She was very attractive, it was no strings attached, but getting repeatedly sexually assaulted is quite the turn off, even from attractive people. (83)

Just come out the closet buddy. This is a slam dunk for 99.9% of men. (-58)

Basedness: 🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘

She told me that "this is the hand I masterbate with" and wouldn't let go after we shook hands to greet each other. (137)

That's a green flag dude what the frick? (-18)

Basedness: 🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘

She was airheaded, unstable, and egotistical. (212)

Everyone with the valid ones and I got my petty onesgirl looked old in certain lightings one of my friends said "ewww" when someone joked we would make a cute couple, then a bit later actually wanted to be more than friends but that "ewww" always stayed in my mind so I couldn't see her that way anymore girl was really bad with money, taking trips over using the money for important stuffI took a girl to a comedy club (she was black I am not) and the comedian said some funny race jokes our way and she felt offended so I was put offa friend did a bit much pda while dating other guys, so I couldn't shake it off once she was singlea friend talked a bit too much about her sexual history, so I couldn't shake it off once she was singlea girl defended her friend talking during a movie a girl went along with her friend's stupid ideas too often without questioning them (-16)

Angriest Comments

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡

We were not compatible, had very little if anything in common, and she stalked me.Others I was not attracted to at all, and they had zero boundaries. The one woman is incredibly self centered, almost narcissistic, goes into massive debt, love and s*x bombs, treats her family horribly, hangs out with hard drug addicts who she should have ended the friendship with decades ago, and just makes very bad life choices like getting pregnant on purpose to illegal immigrants who are using her and their kid for a visa or to try to get citizenship and are deadbeat dads neglecting their kids.Another woman had zero goals or ambitions, dropped out of a university, dropped out of a local community college, smoked and used drugs, could have inherited a highly successful business and ran it but refused, has zero self confidence, got with an abusive ex and then got with a sugar daddy who she drained (pun intended) baby trapped and married this abusive man and feels trapped and they are broke.I also re... (1)

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡

One I rejected was, had an instant red flag. We hung out one night but the next day I was sick. I was sick for the next week. We were talking and texting the entire time. Everything seemed normal. Just out of the blue she texted and said if I didn't come over now, I don't care about her. I instantly blocked her without a reply. I was still sick. Another one I rejected had ex, 'trying to commit suicide.' She went over there. She was telling me about it the entire time it was happening and I told her it was not a good idea and that she needed to call the police. If he was willing to hurt himself, there's no telling what he might do to her, I said. She still went, she found herself locked in the bathroom calling me up to get her. I did, but that was the last night I seen her. (1)

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡

Pre COVID I used to have women sneak up on me and play with my hair to flirt with me and that's an instant rejection.  It's a crappy person who touches a stranger's afro. (124)

My husband had a fro as a young man, and he also hated that shit. He said it was an easy litmus test; if a woman touched his shit without permission, she was obviously a dumb b-word and he had no interest in anything with her.And before anyone says anything about "dumb b-word", if a man were to walk up and touch any part of me without my permission I would immediately consider him to be a stupid butthole, so I think that's a fair comparison, if we're going to insult people of either gender who do dumb shit. (2)

Biggest Lolcow: /u/Personal_Insect_7590

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Itachi's Hate

!anime !weebs

What are your favorite anime soundtracks to listen to?

For my new years resolution I have decided to take up cardio kickboxing classes. I am still underweight so I'm not supposed to do too much cardio, but I will also be trying to eat more so it should balance out.

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:marseydisgustnotes: COMMUNITY NOTED All women are AGP
Community Note by @SixthDragonBall

This was debooonked by Blanchard who correctly pointed out that the cis-women who were aroused by the thought of themselves dolled up were doing so in anticipation of a potential erotic encounter.

AGP MtFs on the other hand were acutely fixated on their own bodies and the desire to have female body parts.

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  • Chapose : Thats every relationship with a woman right 😂😂😂
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"intelligence gap relationships"

					
					

I wanna be the semi r-slurred midwit bf to an intellectual queen

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:marseydisgustnotes: COMMUNITY NOTED FYI this is a rule

yes i will ping !everyone again, it is literally the only way to get ppl to read anything around here, blame ur own illiteracy and not me trying to find ways around it

its been a rule since u guys voted on it more than 2 months ago: https://rdrama.net/h/countryclub/post/79285/-/7150551#context

https://rdrama.net/rules

Community Note by @X

I'll never forget how @Marco banned me for screenposting when I first joined :!marseyannoyed:

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Community Note by @1

Users do not read everyone pings.

The claim that users need to be reminded to include links with screenshots is mostly false, as every image uploaded automatically includes a link to itself.

He may have been referring to including a link to the source of the content in the screenshot, but this is his own interpretation of the vague rules and poses a similar issue to 2A arguments.

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Community Note by @BigBlackCockatiel

People actually don't read the everyone ping because their notifications are flooded with other posts and ping groups. If ping groups and posts were separate notifications then maybe, perhaps...

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EFFORTPOST :marseysvengoolie: My favorite place in Nick Fuentes's town and the drama therein :marseysvengoolie:

As everyone now knows Nick lives in Berwyn

Berwyn is a boring suburb a stone's toss :marseystonetoss: from Chicago. The only significant things about it in order: Filming :marseyprojection: the car spike (which has been torn down, RIP) in Wayne's World, being the home of Nick Fuentes, and Cigars and Stripes.

Anyone who is planning a pilgrimage :marseypilgrim: to your groyper :marseygroyper: holy site should stop by for a meal after you get pepper sprayed. Cigars and Stripes is a great and strange place. It is typically a host to bikers :marseybiker:, misfits :marseyheavymetal:, and all sorts of other weirdos :surewalz:.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17314536910008729.webp


:marseyguyfieri:And now a quick ad for Cigars and Stripes's wings:marseyfriedchicken: before we get to the drama. They are still the best :marseywinner: I've ever had. He has huge smokers with hundreds of wings slow cooking :marseychefkiss: all day round. They are meaty :marseybuff: and juicy :marseylickinglips:, and served over lightly toasted :marseytoastbread3: white bread to soak up the flavor :marseynut:


If you didn't watch the ad above :marseyzoomer:, Cigars and Stripes is owned by a dude named Ronnie Lottz. He is a fan of old school pulp horror :marseything:, wrestling :marseyrandysavage:, BBQ :marseygrilling2:, and Cigars :marseypikachu2:. He is also extremely eccentric and possibly a recovered coke head :marseycocaine:. Ronnie used to be a wrestling manager back in the day and hosts some amatuer events. I attended a :marseymanlet: event that was a lot of fun, but not everyone appreciated it :soysnooseethe:

https://chronicleillinois.com/news/cook-county-news/wrestling-event-berwyn-draws-ire-little-people-group/

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17314802149753318.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17314802188435404.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17314802227499352.webp

But the noteable :marseynotes: drama happened a couple of years before that. As mentioned, Ronnie is a huge fan of classical horror. Every Halloween he hosts a spookie :marseyghost: week where he invites freak performances and builds some decorations and pratical jokes around the bar.

One of these practical jokes :marseysociety: involves a two way mirror he installed in a door by carving it out, which revealed a monster on the other side when you flipped a switch :marseyghost2:. Well, one day Ronnie made the biggest mistake of his life. He let a foid perform on comedy night :marseyfacepalm:, and she did not appreciate this mirror. Why? Because it was in the women's bathroom :marseybinos:.

Ronnie hated the accusations that he was a deviant, but being a former pro wrestling manager, loved the attention :marseyattentionseeker: and the chance to play front man again. He would give commentary to any journo who asked. One of my favorites is from Jezebel, it is too long to post here, but here's the intro:

(Phone rings) :marseygossip:

:gigachadqueen:(A woman answers.) "Bathroom mirror, how can I help you?"

Oh, excuse me, is this Cigars and Stripes?:marseyreportercnn:

:marseyagree:Yes it is.

I'm calling in regards to a video posted about a two-way mirror in the bathroom— :marseyreportercnn:

:marseyphotocheckpoint:Hold on.

:marseywave2:(Man picks up) Hello?

Hi, I'm with Jezebel, and I'm calling about the two-way mirror in your ladies' restroom. :marseypop2:

:marseyclueless:What does Jezebel do? I've never heard of her. And yes, absolutely: we have a two-way mirror in there, yes, yes; we've had it since 2001.

Okay. So, I'm just wondering why it's in the ladies' room? :malefeminist:

:marseyjones:Young lady, I have in my beer garden—I have a 10 and a half-foot hole. Did you know that it's haunted. Did you know that a man fell dead. Do you know that we do seven days of Halloween. Do you know that mirror's been there for the longest time. That woman opened the door. I mean she opened the door, there's nothing in there. Open the door and pee and do what you want. Quite frankly I'm enjoying people calling, because I'm selling chicken wings. Look, this woman is looking for a viral video. There's a big movement in reality TV to be outraged about feminism. I've been in professional wrestling. So yes: come see my mirror; eat my wings—I don't know what to tell you, honey.

And you're going to keep the mirror in there? :marseysmughips:

:marseyretardchad:I will burn this fricking place to the ground before I get rid of that mirror. Do you know how much joy that mirror has brought to us? We're synonymous with Halloween. We do a freaky family fun day, and all the kids look in the mirror. This is a fun house, honey, and if you don't like the two-way mirror, go frick yourself; and if you come on my stage, have something to say. Everyone needs an angle. My angle is: I do barbeque; I promote it, and I break my butt for the local comics in Chicago. I pay them. I try to make them into rock stars. They do nothing, except for this. One girl said she wanted to pull her pants down and show her clitoris to me, and they all came and ate the wings.

https://www.jezebel.com/woman-uncovers-two-way-mirror-in-a-bar-bathroom-owner-1700336259

At the time it made national news and there were dozens of reddit posts about it. The :10inbongland:'s video got over 3 million views :marseycheckem2:. Facebook was filled with posts from foids all across Chicagoland declaring they would never go there again.

There was a post on SRD filled with no fun havers :marseysrdine2:, but I can't find it. I don't know if it's because of reddit's terrible search :marseydetective: function or because the SRD mods delete everything that is interesting outside of poweruser slapfights.

That's all. I have more stories about Ronnie and the other characters I've met there, but they probably aren't interesting unless you've been there. You can enjoy more of Ronnie's antics on Instagram:

https://instagram.com/cigarsandstripesbbq

Any of you !chiraqis go into the burbs for some wings and a peep at girls peeing?

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BADGES + 600,000 DC UP FOR GRABS Frick the rigged Drammies, it's time for the 2024 Carpies :marseyhappening: !badgemaxxers get in here for the nomination thread!

Hecko. Remember this snorefest where the categories were just a bunch of things I don't care about and the winners weren't me? Probably not, the premise as described is very unmemorable. This thread will address that grievous wrong.

rDrama presents...

2024 THE FIRST ANNUAL CARPIES

Here we will use a TRUE DEMOCRATIC SYSTEM to award THE BEST AND BRIGHTEST people and media of the past year. I will vote on each nominee and then I will determine the winners based on the number of votes from me they received.

All winners will receive a bespoke badge and 50,000 dramacoin per category won
In the event of a non-user winner (i.e. "best book I read"), coins and badge will be paid to the one who nominated it

Best Thread On-Site


Best Thread I Posted


Best Book I Read


Best Movie I Saw

$$Robocop again

Dread Delusion$$


Best Gayop


Best Online Drama


Best IRL Drama


Best Marsey OC Art


Best Non-Carp Contributor


Janitor of the Year


Dramacel of the Year


Voting for nominees ends after one week. No further nominations will be accepted, only the approved nominees above for each category.

Good luck to everyone!

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All of my raccoons met a tragic end.

!coons

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https://youtu.be/Z_Fb3wZ_dJY?si=165-5v-3HlS9Olny
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--> BORING HISTORY N BACKSTORY N SHIT AHEAD :marseysleep: (you can skip to when the non-whites arrive, it's ok with me :smile:) In the grim dankness of the 21st century, there is only corporate war. The Pokemon Company has sit firmly as the top dog of the monster-catching RPG after taking the seat from Atlus in 1996. For 28 years it has stood, with it only serious competitor, Level-5's Yo-Kai Watch :marseyyokaiwatch: :marseyyokaiwatch2:
:carpsper: , collapsing under its own weight. The Pax Pokemona survived because it was good for business, because Pokemon sold. Alas, all good things come to an end. Sadly, the average gaijin :marseymutt: is too retarded to appreciate the finer complexities of a lovingly crafted turn-based JRPG and have long wanted (they didn't know they want it though because their souls lack creativity :marseywarhol:) an ACTION GAME with GUNS :marseydylan: :marseyeric!: n SHIEEET :marseypoop:. Of course, our glorious :marseyjapanese: and wise :marseymonk: Nipponese overlords knew better than to sully their artistic integrity :marseybadgemaxxer: with inferior game design features. However, the market was there, and there were less scrupulous men willing to capitulate. :marseyberniemadoff: The "Chinks of the Occident", better known as the Irish, sponsored the creation of "Pokemon but with Guns" to please their :marseymutt2: ZOGcattle. And into this game, they poured all their cruelty, their malice, and their will to dominate all life. Finally, in the year the United States of American elected its first BIPOC female president :marseykamala: , it was kongpleet: Palworld. It was an instant classic, being the first videogame to sell over a billion copies. It was so popular, the New York Stock Exchange halted all trading for a week :marseystocksdown: and the Federal Reserve printed four trillion dollars :marseybux: in order to keep the world economy afloat while everyone was inside playing Palworld. Over a brazilian people ( :marseysurejian: if you consider gaijin people) died being stampeded by the hordes of :goblina: goyim rushing to their nearest Gamestop :marseywallst: to purchase Wii copies of Palworld. The collective burden on the Internet of people downloading digital copies of the game was almost as bad as 1.5 billion Indians sending all other 1.5 billion Indians a text saying "Good morning!" every single day. :truestorybro: Everyone thought it was over, that Pokemon was gone, that we were in the era of Palword, but it was not to be. The Irish are good for many things, but when they distributed points on their character sheets :marseyfighter: they forget to invest into Lore: Law. The combined power of Nintendo, the Pokemon Company, and Creatures, Inc got to work building their case and army of lawyers :marseysaulgoodman: and began to march on Ireland. :marseytunaktunakinvasion: The Irish knew they couldn't win in the fair and honorable Japanese court system, so they called in a favor from the IDF :chadjew: to hack the network :capyhacker: of the Pokemon Company to find dirt they could use in court. What they found, nobody could see coming. They found THE DOKUMENTZ.

--> POKEPHILIA STARTS HERE :horny: Turns out, the Pokemon Company had a bunch of scrapped dev notes that included ["mythology" about humans fucking pokemon and having weird hybrid children.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17288883254596019.webp

What the fuck. :marseyeyemixer3: We all thought this would be the revelation that burns down the internet, and it did, but the charred ashes continued to burn because there was also GIGA FUEL byond :marseynietzscheretard: human comprehension in the documents:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1728888325700484.webp

That's right, remember the red-haired blue-eyed pale-skinned gym leader from Gen 5?

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17288883258810039.webp

This one. At some point in her design history, they considered making her a Latina flight attendant. When the subhumans learned this, it blew their tiny little minds.

--> TANGENT ON THE PSYCHOLOGY OF NONWHITES :chadlatino: For reasons beyond any comprehension, for some reason, the more inferior an ethnicity is, the more its members tend to believe that they are the master race. See how the :marseymayo: vanilla gorillas hate themselves and long for their own eradication, while niggers believe that every good thing ever was invented by one of them. The problem is, no one ever gives the inferior races attention for their contributions to civilization, because they don't have any. :marseypoor: So they latch on to ANYTHING that they can pretend is theirs, somehow. [imadethis.jpg] See: Brazilian Miku (rest in piss.) :marseymikucos:

--> OH FINALLY THE THING OF INTEREST Latinx on 4chan had been particularly riled up lately. Brazilian Miku had just been ripped from their shit-covered hands and they'd just been conned out of years worth of savings by the release of Dragonball: Sparkling Zero. :gokulaugh: It's a shitty shovelware Unity game but because it has the Dragonball name tied to it :muttrun: brownoids will pay $110 for it.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17288883259776478.webp

Anyway yeah it sucks ass so it made the Latinx super angry which made them super horny because lesser races have super high sex drives in order to produce more quantity of themselves to make up for their lack of quality :toddhoward: and this revelation is exactly the excuse they needed to start posting Skyla porn everywhere to 4chan so they did. The following threads are only the ones that contained the phrases "Skyla" or "espousa" in the first post, there were probably more!

Exhibit A: https://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/691745494/mi-esposa

This one was the biggest thread on /v/ and it literally had HARDCORE HENTAI :marseyleafsmiling: posted in it on a blue board without being jannied. 543 posts, 235 images. I would include screencaps but there's not much to it, just third worlders posting hundreds of porn images.

Exhibit B: https://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/691774090/post-youre-esposawife

Exhibit C: https://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/691790609

Exhibit D: https://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/691796354

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17288883264203587.webp

:marseyshy: oh what's that Gigachad? You need a break from this subhuman muttbabble? Don't worry, I've got certified VRYVN CLVSSVC GVM :gem: just :marseybane:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1728888326686506.webp

:marseyblush: I'm so glad you like it... now let's get back to the exhibits...

Exhibit E: https://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/691791520/this-is-skyla-from-pokemon-black-and-white-2-say

Exhibit F: https://boards.4chan.org/vp/thread/56581763

Exhibit G: https://boards.4chan.org/vp/thread/56600111

Exhibit H: https://boards.4chan.org/vp/thread/56587396/there-i-fixed-skyla-youre-welcome

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1728888326033706.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1728888326115157.webp

Exhibit I: https://boards.4chan.org/vp/thread/56585491/skyla-mi-puertorriquea-amada

And that's just from 4chan. Who knows how the Latrinos on Twitter are reacting.

--> MY FINAL MESSAGE It has been brought to my attention that allegedly some of the people freaking out over this are in fact white men with fetishes for Latinas. That's incomprehensible to me. I imagine most of them must live in Maine and have met a single-digit number of Latinas in their life, if any. I went to a Latinx-plurality high school and it left me with a great distate for the Latinx race. Latinas are uglier, fatter, shorter, and darker all over than white women. To genuinely prefer them to white women as a white man is insane. I don't normally get this racist but something about the way nonwhites and race traitors do this meme

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1728888326887406.webp

but for "anime girl; anime girl (your shitty ethnicity)" offends me deeply.

Creatures, Inc, quietly said "hey maybe one of our characters might be Latinx?" and they immediately got the entirety of South and Central American running damage control and simping for the billion dollar corporation. Browns will be this gullible and still claim personhood.

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Dwon't mind me, just refweshing my hwowal.

!coons

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Death Grips is over

					
					

Originally announced through the world's most annoying AMA by some guy that worked with Andy Morin: https://old.reddit.com/r/deathgrips/comments/1ikrpo2/ama_i_worked_with_andy_morin/

It's over :marseyitsover:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739079117xC3t3Pci0NZubA.webp

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Anna Kasparian from TYT goes nuclear :marseydarkfoidretard:

First Anna goes off on discount Anna Kasparian (Emma something, the r-slurred host of pod save america or similar podcast, doesn't matter which one they're all the same):

>You're a nepo baby rich b-word, frick you as a staff, record label and as a motherfrickin' crew

Then some dumbass tried to pin her as jealous of... hasan the r-slurred host of pod save america (all the same, doesn't matter)

Well, surprise, that dude hasan is the nephew (actual nephew, not an nword euphemism) of Anna's long time co-host Chunk Yoghurt and she spills the beans on how he's scared of his viewers and secretly hates them

Hope you enjoyed the post, have a nice day dramatard :marseyletsgo:

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In blow to Democrats, federal appeals court strikes down net neutrality

non-paywalled link

:marseysnoo:

https://old.reddit.com/r/technology/comments/1hs3jux/net_neutrality_rules_struck_down_by_appeals_court/

https://old.reddit.com/r/technology/comments/1hs202q/us_appeals_court_blocks_biden_administration/

https://old.reddit.com/r/news/comments/1hs20j9/us_appeals_court_blocks_biden_administration/

:marseybluecheck:

Orange Site:

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=42578237

BlueSky:

Breaking News: An appeals court struck down federal net neutrality rules, ending a nearly two-decade effort to regulate internet providers like utilities.

The New York Times (@nytimes.com) 2025-01-02T20:22:52.930Z

this trumplican ruling killing net neutrality doesn't just kill net neutrality, it delivers the final killing blow to any sort of coherent federal consumer broadband protection (corporate press outlets will skip over that last bit)

Karl Bode (@karlbode.com) 2025-01-02T20:14:23.082Z

The Sixth Circuit just invalidated FCC's net neutrality rules, arguing that it was inconsistent with the "best reading" of the statute per Loper Bright. The court's dismissal of the FCC's reading of the statute as "not the best" is hilariously abstruse metaphysical BS:

Dan Walters (@profdanwalters.bsky.social) 2025-01-02T18:21:21.639Z

The U.S. Court of Appeals for the 6th Circuit struck down the FCC’s “net neutrality” rules governing internet service providers, in an early policy win for Republicans seeking to reverse Biden-era industry regulation.

The Washington Post (@washingtonpost.com) 2025-01-02T20:18:25.173Z

:marseymouse:

https://lemmy.world/post/23817963?scrollToComments=true

:marsey4chan:

https://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/493122181

https://boards.4chan.org/g/thread/103735907

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Holy shit it's so over for EUcels :marseywagie: (OP was asking about $130k for a mid range networking gig).

!codecels !burgers

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Six million people could die from HIV and AIDS if US funding stops, UN agency warns :marseynoooticer:

					
					

!nooticers 6 million :mjlol:

GENEVA, Feb 7 (Reuters) - More than six million people could die from HIV and AIDS in the next four years if U.S. President Donald Trump's administration pulls its global funding for programmes, the United Nations AIDS agency said on Friday.

Although a waiver was placed on HIV/AIDS programmes in last month's U.S. foreign aid funding freeze, many concerns remained about the future of treatment programmes, the deputy executive director of UNAIDS told reporters in Geneva.

"There is a lot of confusion especially on the community level, how the waiver will be implemented. We're seeing a lot of disruption of delivery of treatment services", Christine Stegling said.

Trump put hundreds of millions of dollars' worth of foreign aid donations on hold for 90 days upon taking office on January 20. In the following days, the U.S. State Department issued a waiver on the President's Emergency Plan for AIDS Relief (PEPFAR) - the world's leading HIV initiative - for life-saving humanitarian assistance.

While welcoming the waiver, Stegling stressed the situation remains chaotic.

Amid a broader decline of funding, Stegling warned there would be a 400% increase in AIDS deaths if PEPFAR financial support is not re-authorized between 2025 and 2029.

"That's 6.3 million people, 6.3 million AIDS-related deaths that will occur in future...Any penny, any cut, any pause, will matter for all of us" she said, urging U.N. member states to step in.

"In Ethiopia, we have 5,000 public health worker contracts that are funded by U.S. assistance. And all of these have been terminated," Stegling said.

She highlighted that community clinics were facing the biggest interruption as they are "entirely dependent" on U.S. government funding.

She expressed concern that some people may not come forward for treatment, which could in turn increase new HIV infections.

U.S. donations account for the majority of global funding for the U.N. programme that operates in 70 countries, leading global efforts to end AIDS as a public health threat by 2030.

Trump's administration says it is reviewing all foreign-aid programmes to see if they align with his "America First" policy.

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