good morning :marseycoffee:

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25 year-old white Swedish chick squirts as she wipes.

Edit: give my reels some plays too.

https://instagram.com/reel/DD7tWAkP3LJ/

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image of his two accounts, the second :marseygunnut: one he used to ban evade (which normally twitch :marseypoggers: would :marseywood: never :marseyitsover: even let you appeal after you ban evade lol)

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Good morning 🌞

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hey rsp.netcels what are your thoughts on the MSSOM drama

on the one hand dasha weighed in and i want to frick dasha so im inclined to agree

but on the other hand the person who made the reddit post is called lana and lana is a hot name too

what is the correct take here

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USAID funded homosexuality in gaming
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Flying rats need to be slaughtered

I'm personally okay with losing all the songbirds and lizards if feral cats can kill all pigeons :marseysickos:

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Chuds on r/Asmongold continue to get the r/drama Gigajanny treatment when they try to make an alt chud sub r/FreeGamingMemes

Chuds gonna learn that once you get on that fat ladygarden Chtorrr's radar, your subs are dooomed. They made this sub to bypass all the drama from chud posts on /r/GamingMemes. It got banned, so now the chuds are getting bans for repurposing content. Sound familiar? lol

https://old.reddit.com/r/Asmongold/comments/1hmuedc/so_apparently_rfreegamingmemes_got_banned_too/

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We're all doomed :platynooo:

					
					

I don't immerse myself in politics like them and believe in the resilience of the human race. I just read a cool book about kites and think I would like to fly some in the spring, life isn't so bad :marseypeace:

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Le Happy Saiyan

Transparent

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739211976tlOeq95lqdDs7g.webp

Zoomed

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739212136OX-VzhQHk4-avQ.webp

!anime !art !monke

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:marseyletsfuckinggo2: :marseyletsfuckinggo2: TRUMP KILLED NEPA :marseyletsfuckinggo2: :marseyletsfuckinggo2: MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN :marseyletsfuckinggo2: :marseyletsfuckinggo2:

Only !neolibs will understand

NEPA is an environmental regulation that makes it impossible to do anything in America without ten years of environmental review. Summary of how bad NEPA is

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739520340pvhc-N0laTuQYQ.webp

45% of Democrats want their party to be less extreme, vs 27% of Republicans.

!anticommunists !trump2028

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:marppy: Drama Report: 2025-01-24 :marseyminer:

Top Drama

ScorePostSubredditRatioComments
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜basically reddit/r/memes (36M)62%1399
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Is it weird to want my partner to be a virgin like me/r/AskMenAdvice (256K)59%894
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜This sub may be full of braindead libt**ds but at least they have n.../r/JoeRogan (2M)56%640
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜AITHA for telling my husband he has to delete X (twitter)?/r/AITAH (3M)48%485
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Straight relationships are "shoved in your face" 300x more than any.../r/Vent (379K)65%707
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Counter Protests Planned for Trump Visit?/r/asheville (108K)60%545
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Reform is coming to r/Grimes/r/Grimes (52K)53%436
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Homophobic migrants/r/gaybros (453K)62%518
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Rapid response hotlines to call if we see ICE?/r/nashville (240K)57%458
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜What's a good fantasy sounding way of saying "transgender people"/r/DnD (5M)60%410

Relative Drama (takes into account the size of the subreddit)

ScorePostSubredditRatioComments
πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜We're losing the plot on how to be Australian/r/aussie (6K)49%221
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜As expected, both SkillUp and Luke Stephens are lukewarm on the game./r/AssassinsCreedShadows (4K)53%105
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Should r/UnitedFootballLeague ban twitter links?/r/UnitedFootballLeague (12K)49%131
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Reform is coming to r/Grimes/r/Grimes (52K)53%436
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜possible ICE spottings/r/ConwayAR (11K)48%76
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜So Glad Ronnie Finally Addressed The Losers in this group/r/FallingInReverse (19K)49%126
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Really wish Marc would acknowledge the abject failures of the DNC i.../r/MarcMaron (15K)48%90
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Opinion: The rest of Canada should stop vilifying Danielle Smith, a.../r/WildRoseCountry (4K)48%21
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜This scene is so badass. Materful writing and execution. DCU could .../r/SnyderCut (21K)50%110
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Counter Protests Planned for Trump Visit?/r/asheville (108K)60%545

:marppy: autodrama: returning jobs to dramneurodivergents. :marseycapitalistmanlet: Ping HeyMoon if there are any problems or you have a suggestion :marseyjamming:

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Subscribe to my Youtube channel please and thank you.

I'm going to start utilizing it again and need new subscriptions. I'll be posting car stuff and raccoon videos.

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Watching spiderman ban everyone like:
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Kamala RAW 60 minutes (interview released) !!! :marseykamakama:
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The patriots love talking about sending people to gitmo. Usually also involving military tribunals and firing squads.

Mayorkas should be the first in line, send that traitor back to his homeland.

Now we gotta invade Mexico and anyone we pick up who might be involved with a cartel is going to gitmo.

I think this ties in to the EO designating the cartels as terrorists as well. You wouldn't just pick up narcos in Houston or Phoenix and dump them back in Northern Mexico to keep operating. They're part of a terrorist network now. Especially any the USSF have to kidnap in Mexico. Lol You take them straight to Guantanamo.

People arguing for a Stalin purge (even the doctors), many such examples

Now time for the politicians.

Fauci first. he isn't immune from deportation

And generals and doctors

Mass flights to gitmo means plenty of cover to also yoink some of the usual suspects and toss them there too hiding it under the stream of flights.

And jews!

Someone notices

Sounds more like a cultural revolution than progress at that point comrade.

Yes, this is a coup. We're taking our country back.

https://media.tenor.com/ii0yFtFVXCcAAAAx/u-mad-bro-are-you-mad.webp

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Join us in solving the Sunday Crosswords. Check inside post for the puzzle we are currently working on.

We will start with the LA Time's crossword from today:

https://downforacross.com/beta/game/6758659-masp

SOLVED

Next is today's NYT crossword:

https://downforacross.com/beta/game/6758782-vonk

SOLVED

A Super Mega Crossword from the NYT in 2018:

https://downforacross.com/beta/game/6758913-besp

SOLVED

Y'day NYT

https://downforacross.com/beta/game/6759295-frep

SOLVED

Y'day LA Times:

https://downforacross.com/beta/game/6759342-bisk

SOLVED

Good job everyone!

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lol
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main sub Ls

					
					

I don't know who else to tell about this but I feel the need to tell someone. For reference I'm a 25 year old guy who hasn't shit himself since he was a kid. Anyway I got up this morning as usual, left the house to go to work and as I was approaching the train I felt the sudden urge to shit. I searched around for a cafe or something with a bathroom I could use but couldn't find anything. It happened in that moment of complete defeat. For a split second I thought I was farting, but no. Naturally I ran home as fast as I could, trying to hold my pants up as much as I could for fear of the shit (diarrhea) dripping further down my legs, and washed up, washed as much off of my butt, pants, thermal underwear, underwear and sweatpants I was wearing under my regular pants to protect myself from this horrible NYC cold. I texted my boss saying I "had a problem at home" and was gonna be about 45 min late. I put all my dirty clothes in a trash bag and will do laundry when I get home tonight.

I kinda need help coming up with an excuse for being late. I don't really know what to say and I do not want to tell them what actually happened.

how bad is your diet if you shit yourself as an adult

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Muh housing crysis

					
					

Bill Gates has given away over seventy BILLION dollars through his charitable foundation. Yet there's a significant chunk of people who believes he's an evil mastermind who created COVID to force everyone to get microchips injected which he can control via 4G

Yeah, rightoids are to blame for the hourly "eat the rich" circlejerk, sure.

BTW kill "journos" not in minecraft :soysnoo: Rowling being charitable is HALF TRUE

Idk who to share this with anyway she's probably gonna throw it up all over the carpet later

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this girl next to me at the coffee shop

keeps talking loudly about her birth control

you think she has daddy issues?

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Australian jews about to get eaten by dingoes and by dingoes I mean **data expunged. Remember who rules you**

					
					

https://old.reddit.com/r/IsraelPalestine/comments/1is2tp9/the_australian_nurses_the_problem_with_the/

https://old.reddit.com/r/BeneiYisraelNews/comments/1irmvw7/real_victims_50_muslim_groups_claim_nurses_are/

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