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@TouchFluffyTails baits us all

The truth is, if your posts are no different than the average redditors', in what sense is it a bait post? "hey I posted 'what do you think about Trump' on /r/askreddit and people are responding! :marseylaughpoundfist: "

All that exists is text you can't say you "baited" them by secretly hating them in you're minds

"How are you doing today man?

'fine, how bout you?'

okay @SParousiAL guess (hehehe baited)"

That's called earnest engagement you rslurs.

and I think @TouchFluffyTails brilliantly satirizes that.

Bravo :marseyclapping:

White extinction is long overdue

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๐Ÿšจ Anti-Musk Protest Taking Place In Cleveland RIGHT NOW! ๐Ÿšจ

					
					

https://preview.redd.it/anti-musk-protest-at-lyndhurst-tesla-right-now-v0-0ta1jp2xtbje1.jpg?width=1080&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=95d1252e556137f664713afbcd3921dc127a6541

https://preview.redd.it/anti-musk-protest-at-lyndhurst-tesla-right-now-v0-3mpifh9xtbje1.jpg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=398b0efb32272bbf326c5bb61066e5e034f2a0d9

There's DOZENS of people out in the cold....doing something!

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Portland is full of nazis

					
					

https://old.reddit.com/r/PortlandOR/comments/1izn1pr/ohsu_investigates_antisemitic_comments_allegedly/

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4chin post
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!poll_voters

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what's rdrama's opinion on malcolm x?

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LOL (an update)

LOL

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Yesso scallop-chan

Yesso scallop #gijinka #cute

โ€” The Careful Buggy girlโค๏ธ๐Ÿงœโ€โ™€๏ธ (@carefulbug.bsky.social) 2025-02-14T15:17:38.942Z

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kill redditors

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[๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜] Trump & Jr. smelling up a Nuuk restaurant

					
					

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FRICK Charlie Kirk, Donald Trump, TPM, and anyone who supports them. (61)

F u. So sorry you lost (-55)

Basedness: ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜

He got less than half the popular vote. Remember that. (16)

He won the popular vote. (-19)

Basedness: ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜

It always takes that long. What's your point? The fact is that Trump isn't actually that popular. (6)

It only started taking that long since 2020. There is no voter id in Cali either . He won the popular vote. Cry harder. Face it you lost. Take the L, grow up and stfu. ๐Ÿคซ I'm out (-11)

Angriest Comments

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Don't be sorry. Do something about it. When it comes time to protest, get out there. Have you written to Congress yet? They are supposed to declare war, not the president. (7)

Unfortunately you are technically correct, but de facto, President's have virtual unlimited control over the military. We have the War Powers Act which allowes for what are called "90 Day Presidential Wars." The President can conduct military operations for up to 90 days without Congressional approval. There has not been an actual Congressional declaration of war since 1942. But don't worry, I don't think anynthing will come of this. He'll see something on Fox News tomorrow and that will be his issue of the day, he'll forget all about Greenland. (0)

Angriness: ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ”˜

None of this changes the fact that he won the popular vote. Cope. (1)

I'm coping just fine knowing thatI'm not a piece of shitandThe pieces of shit who voted for him are going to suffer his foolishness as much as everyone else Have fun finding out how tariffs actually work, peepeehead. (1)

Angriness: ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜

He also praised a statue of Hans Egede, calling him "the founder of Greenland". ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ (29)

That's fricking disgusting all around. What in the frick?? (3)

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[Poem] I saw the face of God

I saw the face of God,

It was a thing neverending,

My eyes forever trying to grasp,

Cast adrift, a visage too vast to hold.

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It was a thing without angles, edges, or depth,

It was a thing from a time long before them,

It was the first time I felt grateful,

To possess a mind too feeble, to comprehend.

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My good man, the man of science,

He was not so lucky a soul,

Somehow the ant managed to grasp,

A single crevice and hold on, for but a moment.

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A moment I will never understand,

'cept for this, the man was changed,

I could not sense it right then,

'cept for the stars that now felt too cold to bear.

/

We walked back to the car,

And traveled down an hours long road, without break,

We couldn't even drift our eyes away no longer,

And so carried on in silence, staring at our hands.

/

We parted ways without a word,

And as I said, I was fortunate,

That I could not comprehend,

And so I went about life,

With the additional knowledge of "don't go there. Don't frick with that."

/

My good man of science on the other hand,

They say he disappeared,

and after months of searching,

There still hasn't been a trace.

/

That's not the worst that bothers me though,

It is the fact that I at times must pass through his town,

And more and more people now I see,

Prefer to stare at the ground, unwilling to recognize the stars.

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I think he brought back some understanding with him,

And now it is in the very ground where he lived,

But thankfully I am just an average fool,

And all I need to know about the place," Don't go there. Don't frick with that."

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Lucky me, I know a few other routes that skip the town entirely.

@jackie !writecel

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It is Peanut's birthday today

					
					

Happy bday peanut :marseychungus: :marseyeasterbunny: :marseybunny2:

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Knockkers stay winning! :chadblack2: :chadblack2: :chadblack2:

MISSION, Kan. (AP) โ€” An 86-year-old Missouri man has died just days after pleading guilty to a lesser charge in the 2023 shooting of Ralph Yarl, a Black honor student who rang the white man's doorbell by mistake, prosecutors announced Wednesday.

Yarl testified at a hearing that he rang the bell and then waited for someone to answer for what seemed "longer than normal." As the inner door opened, Yarl said, he reached out to grab the storm door, assuming he was at his brothers' friends' parents.

He said Lester shot him in the head and uttered, "Don't come here ever again." Although the bullet didn't penetrate Yarl's brain, the impact knocked him to the ground. Yarl said Lester then shot him in the arm. The teen was taken to the hospital and released three days later.

Imagine the terror if a Texas A&M student showed up at your door uninvited. :marseyyikes:

I love sucking peepee and seeing racist old Missourians die. Kill all Missourians, knockkers forever. :marseyblack:

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reminder that a random no name company "accidentally" leaked every single American SSN to the dark web and :marseyreportercnn: :marseyreporterfox: hardly talked about it and no one went to jail/got fined. The SSN is literally worthless now especially if ur young

https://rdrama.net/h/mnn/post/292567/killherkillherssn-of-every-american-29-billion

https://media.tenor.com/z5lWDf5JTm0AAAAx/omg-not-today.webp

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:soysnootypefast:

https://old.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/1igo8ik/alexandria_ocasiocortez_sounds_five_alarm_fire/

yt "people" suddenly support the death penalty :marseydeathsentence:

https://old.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/1igpebj/been_a_while_since_we_have_had_an_execution_for/

https://media.tenor.com/TZ0tOMpVJA0AAAAx/alexandria-ocasio-cortez-aoc.webp https://media.tenor.com/X-CiVRINHT0AAAAx/alexandria-ocasio-cortez-aoc.webp

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:marseydarktrump:
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/fit/ anon claims power cleans take years to learn, this causes another anon to flip out for multiple posts

Huge time investment, by the way.

It's a huge time investment you have to invest the time.

Technical.

Technicals.

It's technical. Technique. Technical technique technicals.

You have to invest the time, invest huge time, to learn the technical technique.

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Stroller ride with mommy at target : nevergrewup

https://old.reddit.com/r/nevergrewup/comments/1i07jfm/stroller_ride_with_mommy_at_target/

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Day 6 summary of 2025 Freestyle Chess Grand Slam Weissenhaus

vincent draws his match with magnus, meaning.......bozo magnus is out, from his own tournament :marseyrave: :marseyrave: was busy so havent looked at his postmatch whines

https://old.reddit.com/r/chess/comments/1intwjz/keymar_eliminates_magnus_carlsen_in_semi_finals/?sort=confidence


hikaru fails to win and gukesh refuses to win. after 3 draws, their 2nd tiebreaker is going on

edit: gukesh is victorious, in their bid to not win a match. (he lost if you are neurodivergent)


back to the main highlight, world no 2 caruana vs no. 31 sindarov

neighbor caruana accepts draw in a totally winning position and when i say total, totally. -5.3 on the eval bar winning. https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739382551-jamnQY7sIbKEA.webp maybe the reason was he had a min on the clock and sindarov had whopping 24. whatever is the uzbeck version of voodoo, its working

they then had a nailbiting tiebreaker - that was a draw too and are currently playing their 2nd one. sindy will win it!


funny post of the day https://old.reddit.com/r/chess/comments/1invf93/highlight_enthralling_commentary_during_fabi_v/

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Jimmy carter peanut bird

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738289472KYGaRYVeNGwlFQ.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738289473y_krl4Yy_TcVrw.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738289474jdQ1rgd-ylzpiQ.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738289475qRU4_dMJmuHbig.webp

@TournamentFishing here it is as best as I understood the promp:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738289476pUqMe7ILaksIbQ.webp

!birdposters !furries !zoochads new bird just dropped

!art wings is hard. the final frontier for me to conquer

this fricking peanut is now seared into my brain

but its nice to be unemployde again

:marseypaintermerchant:

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I can small talk with people I like, I just don't like most people. (313)

well you're probably a bad conversationalist if you can't get enough chat out of people to find at least something to connect with them on (-40)

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I have absolutely zero desire to talk about the weather or your haircut. Zero desire. So I'm a bad conversationalist? (103)

Yup, if you can't make small stuff like that interesting then talking to you about the big stuff won't be that interesting either. Small talk and big talk go hand in hand (-41)

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I feel like its also that sometimes I am busy thinking about important stuff and small talk is a pointless distraction from that. Makes me assume people who insist on small talk have little going on up there.EDIT: I clearly don't think that its anyone who small talks is dumb, but people who are almost uncomfortable with silence and are bothered by others not small talking (81)

tub enjoy expansion spark future air rinse point shelter causeThis post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact (-22)

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Notice how I never said that disliking or not participating in small talk is inherently bad; I specifically talked about people who condescendingly look down on those who do participate in it, yet you chose to get offended in this manner by calling me entitled for some reason. I wonder why.I don't know, I think interacting with the people around you is good, it's nice to have a more closely knit interconnected society. On the whole, people have become more atomized, like particles floating through space never colliding, and while there are bigger socioeconomic causes for this, I think anti-social behavior/mindsets are both a symptom and a perpetuating factor.I understand people can have personal issues, trauma, etc. and at the end of the day, I can't force anyone to do anything. Doesn't change my view on the merits of it, though. (-3)

I'll tell you what the issue with your reply to people reading it is - in your list of examples, you denoted negatives to any situation in which someone would not like small talk and said that's fine. You gave "excuses" for not liking small talk like social anxiety (meaning they want to be able to talk to people but cant) or having a bad day/tired (would normally like small talk, but this is not the time).Then in your next reply, you listed personal issues and trauma, again explaining that not liking small talk is due to negatives.Then, your counter to that is that the other people who don't have those negatives are "often" arrogant, condescending, etc.You know what you forgot to list? Introverts. People with a natural personality type in which they are drained by social interaction in general and thus pick and choose when they want to interact.By excluding that, which is the largest source of people that generally dislike small talk, you're either coming off that you think that... (3)

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I know I'm a bad conversationalist, that's why I hate small talk lol (5512)

Yeah but at least i know im a bad conversationalist. Lots of these people that are just talking to talk are just as bad. There's the I did something incredibly simple people. what am I supposed to clap bc you tied your shoes? There's the I'm going to ask you a bunch of inane questions then get pissed that you don't carry the whole conversation on your back. Do you have a car, yes, ๐Ÿ˜ค. There's the I can't afford a therapist so I'm going to unload my burdens on random people, people. There's the I'm going to trap employees in a conversation they can't actively disagree with or leave bc that would be rude to the customer, people. Oh and anyone who's classically bad at conversation knows it's only rude one way. when you don't care about the conversation it's rude, but when they talk over you that's just the flow of the conversation. (2)

Angriness: ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก

Strongly agree! There's so much you can learn about someone, and connect over, in seemingly "meaningless" conversation. The ability to use small talk to show that you care about the mundanity of someone's daily life, build connection, and bridge the gap between "stranger" to "friend" is an essential part of human relationships and I get that it's not easy, but I hate how people disparage it as if it is less worthy. Someone jumping into "deep" topics with me without first building a rapport via small talk so we have a better sense of each other's boundaries, conversational preferences, communication style, etc. is only going to make me feel nervous and uncomfortable!And that's coming from someone who is very introverted and has very limited social battery. What I hate is wasting my limited energy on small talk with people I dislike and don't want to build a relationship with, but that's not a problem with the small talk per se, it's a problem with the people (I'd hate to have a "deep... (1)

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