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new Former Gifted Kid discourse just dropped
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https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=42902740

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/r/medicine does a little nooticing :marseynoooticer: about the train question

					
					

Most of the comments are typical reddit (WHAT ABOUT INTERSEX PEOPLE HUH? HUH? HUH?) but there's one thread of sanity that surprisingly has upmarseys.

https://old.reddit.com/r/medicine/comments/1icip3e/executive_order_protecting_children_from_chemical/m9rm976/?context=8

One person even dares to say the thing you're not supposed to nootice out loud:

https://old.reddit.com/r/medicine/comments/1icip3e/executive_order_protecting_children_from_chemical/m9s5q6m/?context=8

Note the number of trans healthcare professionals in the comments here. I believe they are likely overrepresented in this thread in comparison to real life.

:#marseyhesright:

Go through the thread and you'll see loads of comments starting with "trans ___________ here" :hehecat:

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i get recced the weirdest vids on ty
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Ctrl f christianity :marseyklennypriest:

					
					

https://old.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/1idisls/comment/m9zzfkr/?context=8

Inside job!!

https://old.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/1idisls/comment/m9zyssb/?context=8

All religion :marseybegoneprot: bad, not just Islam!!! Islam :marseydinojihad: is not to blame

https://old.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/1idisls/comment/ma00d6f/?context=8

Mohammad peepee suckers trying their hand at spreading misinformation :marseydeception: for the religion :marseyluthercringe: of peace

https://old.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/1idisls/comment/m9zzr6d/?context=8

Muslims murdering people for Islam :marseymuhammad: reminds me of Christians not being cool with abortion :marseyhandmaid: as birth :marseychestburster: control!!!

https://old.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/1idisls/comment/m9zz874/?context=8

DAE BOTH RELIGIONS ARE THE SAME? As an atheist :marseydarwin: on Reddit, I am euphoric :marseywholesometrans: (x24)

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NEW IVANKA THIRST TRAPS DROPPED.

This too pop culture enjoying queens:

!tmz

!coomers

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:marseydisgustnotes: COMMUNITY NOTED :marseytrain: Janny threatens to grape all the fricking babies in my house

I'm trans and I'm going to rpe you. I'm gonna call up all my goons and we're going to break into your house and rpe you until you're gaped far enough to fit a fire hydrant in there.

Should I call the fricking fbi, b-word?

Community Note by @KawaiiFembee

https://media.tenor.com/sNzg6e0PX5IAAAAx/balance-cat.webp

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I'm sorry

I'm sorry

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Yes, you read that correctly. He presented an award on an online award show for the worst game of the year. Clutch your pearls preemptively: the nominees were 4 universally agreed on bad games. :marseypearlclutch:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17380897465P8v-JMBJQZltg.webp

Did James make the decision about what games to have on here. It does not seem like it. BUT HE PRESENTED IT!

Oh yeah, this is somehow g*mergate, because we can't ever let the thing that happened over a decade ago die

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17380897474GndoE2VCQ0miA.webp

This hurts bigly for all the 10 remaining fans of the 40+ year old who calls old games shitty poop farts

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738089747t45-C56UA98eiQ.webp

Should we even be complaining about this? Think of the dozens of extra views it might get from ResetERA referrals!

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738089747eImXEhUC869sig.webp

Thinking that it's dumb to complain about a shit game gettting a bad game award from a literally who tier youtuber? THAT'S A PADDLIN' https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738089747F031xSTSzEInHw.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738089747p972aXG26KNzVw.webp

Nobody would have known what a NES or Atari 2600 was without AVGN

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738089747EyacwP76FqVD-g.webp

I know none of them played it because nobody played it, this poster included.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738089747jtxyLJ0NQgL7nw.webp

Dude was asking the staff to check their system for a record he was looking for, they told him they were too busy (pretty clearly trying to get him to just leave), and then he went off on them. He kept saying: "Think about what you are saying my friend! This is not wise! This is not wise at all!". There were five employees that had no means to actually handle the situation and just kept saying "You need to leave!" while the dude carried on. Finally they gave up and the guy went back to shopping. I was trying to check out, so I got a front row seat to the action. The staff were absolutely seething afterwards, but again, they couldn't handle the situation themselves and just had to hope he would eventually leave. It was funny as frick.

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Stone Toss from Chinese Social Media

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17384186307x6V82ro1a5zpA.webp

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I'm learning
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Pizzashill Turns Down Fight with WootFatigue
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dating woman who looks like ex wife

would you do it? the text chat was amazing but she looks identical. even my brother said it was too close. we were married a loooong time.

been on three dates with this other lady and she's hot but a little awkward there has been nothing physical at all yet so i'm thinking about cutting it off to talk to the ex wife lady. the awkward lady doesnt have kids so that's convenient.

switched to tinder yesterday and i'm blowing up so will see where so if those go but darn… kinda just want to go for the ex wife lady. but if it were to get serious she would find out about her resemblance to my ex wife pretty quickly. i would probably have to bring it up before she found out. conflicted.

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New lazer warfare just dropped.

https://armyrecognition.com/news/navy-news/2025/us-navy-transforms-naval-protection-with-helios-lasers-power-on-uss-preble-at-sea

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[🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘] My girlfriend is threatening to break up with me unless I get a circumcision

					
					

Most Based Comments

Basedness: 🔥🔥🔘🔘🔘

26M and 22F. You've been dating for 5 years meaning you were 21 and she was 17 when you started dating?Is no one else going to mention that? (252)

Yes thats correct. In hindsight, should've been a red flag that she didn't want to date people her own age. At the time, my peepee was doing the thinking. (-69)

Basedness: 🔥🔥🔘🔘🔘

The only way I'd say your girlfriend might be right is if your hygiene was lacking due to the phimosis. Noone likes an UTI given by old smegma, and then you'd need a real good plan how to address that.Other than that - time for you to find someone else to fulfill your dreams. (141)

I rinse my peepee thoroughly with warm water and it looks fairly clean to me. (-56)

Basedness: 🔥🔥🔘🔘🔘

Why did you go after a minor? That's the real red flag (50)

She went after me and I didn't say no (-50)

Angriest Comments

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡

Of course not. It's clear that her preference is "I don't want to get an infection." I can't believe how many people demonize her. One of my friends' ex had the same issue as him, and she said it stunk really bad, and she was getting infections because of it (this never happened with other bfs she had). Ultimately, she left because of this (149)

Yeah there's a lot of stuff missing here. I had a boyfriend once who's toenail wouldn't grow. He didn't have a rampant fungus problem but that one toenail did. My first suggestion was to go to the doctor, they have easy solutions for it. He kept googling household hacks and trying to fix it himself. It wasn't even a „his body is bothering me" issue. It was that I was just so freaking tired of it as a constant topic of conversation, ie him telling me he'd made progress, he thinks apple cider vinegar would work, he is going to shave it down, no it's gotten worse now etc etc etc etc. it was so freaking stupid. My response to all of it was „go to the doctor". He finally did and it went away right away. It wasn't a topic again. But I did break up with him anyways just because of the frustration. I can imagine if this is something that bothers both of them, and the „self help measures" are constantly a topic and taking over their lives more than it should, and the self help mea... (48)

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡

The amount of people jumping at the chance to tell you to dump her...sheesh.The whole thing reeks of "I love you and i don't want to leave you, but your peepee stinks so bad I'm going to have to do it if you don't get it fixed."And remember,  just because she doesn't love the smell of your fromunda cheese smelling peepee, doesn't mean there aren't millions of other women out there that will also not love it. Just snip it and get it over with. If she's not worth more than a piece of peepee skin to you,  maybe the next one will be.  (51)

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡

She apparently keeps getting UTI's I heard from other comments OP is a knob head (125)

Dude straaaiiight up OP has a nasty peepee if she's getting nonstop UTIs.My wife's ex gave her UTIs all the time and she really thought something was wrong with her til she stopped fricking him and stopped getting UTIs.Dude was lazy, didn't clean shit, barely cleaned himself if ever, truly pathetic.And the rest of ya, watch your mouth if you come asking why she stayed, abusive people abuse people into thinking they'll never find a way out of their situation without the abuser's help.Like my first thought is OP is a nasty little dude who's mad his gf wants him to shower or do anything that makes her life easier. (78)

Biggest Lolcow: /u/Unhappy-Pineapple459

Score: 🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮(+4🐮)

Number of comments: 20

Average angriness: 🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘

Maximum angriness: 😡😡😡😡🔘

Minimum angriness: 🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘

NEW: Subscribe to /h/miners to see untapped drama veins, ripe for mining! :marseyminer:

:marppy: autodrama: automating away the jobs of dramneurodivergents. :marseycapitalistmanlet: Ping HeyMoon if there are any problems or you have a suggestion :marseyjamming:

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URGENT c*m H3LP= How do i delete my account from here ? ?

You read it right

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  • Salvadore_Ally : I hate my babies tantrums. Nooooo you cannot kill my baby. Contradictory much? :smugjak:

					
					

The new Starbucks CEO announced that Starbucks isn't a free hangout space anymore. That means you can only be in a Starbucks if you pay for something. This stops homeless people from living in a Starbucks and getting:

  • Free water

  • Free restrooms

  • Free all-day hangout space

A common complaint on /r/starbucksbaristas is that the staff are tired of having to deal with homeless people - they spend all day in the stores, lock themselves in the bathroom for hours at a time while shooting up, and they often have to call the police. For example:

we STILL get annoying incidents, because our DM told us we cannot deny the bathroom to anyone unless in extreme situations. so even when a homeless person wants the restroom, we have to let them in, and most of them take anywhere from 40 mins to an hour in the restroom and it's our only restroom. so partners AND other customers are stuck waiting. we've had to call the police multiple times because they refuse to come out or are doing hard drugs inside. someone has left needles in there before. it's a weird situation.

So you'd assume that there would be unanimous happiness at this news? You're wrong! The thread is 99% against this change.


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736850402nbq2ybLOPHtrfA.webp

:soycry: water is a human right and the private company that I work for must supply it for free!


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736850402llcngpoY_WYK_g.webp

The third place is a concept for paying customers, it's not a social club for the homeless.


https://i.rdrama.net/images/17368504027wSeklFGmtia4g.webp

:marseybrainlet:


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736850402sPdiZHNOQiAIiA.webp


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736850402HEU-wd7KCVckig.webp

Banning homeless people from keeping pets is the right option here.


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736850402WQL3E6lpbFk30Q.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736850403tdEl9DwpjPTBVQ.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17368504039_2g-d1PCIAjsw.webp

I'm not going to sit in a Starbucks if there's a :marseystinky: in the corner.


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736850403tuOaReytFrad0g.webp


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736850403lbKPpYT-cdkxoQ.webp

I'm waiting for the lawsuits!


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736850403t_PD3YKw9RLtGg.webp

lol no it's about making Starbucks a decent place to be a customer again.


I'd give anything to not be shadowbanned on /r/starbucksbaristas anymore. These guys piss me off so much.

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:marseyidontknow:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738364370q0Dotjaq-gMHAQ.webp

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@ToeBeans How was the date with your boss? :marseygossipretard:

https://rdrama.net/post/339547/am-i-overreacting-marseyworried

Did you hit it?

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me irl
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Jap Banks collectively start to commit coomacide and block American revenue to japanese developers for their degenerate hentai games on Steam :marseychingchongitsover: :marseyfreeman:

https://old.reddit.com/r/pcgaming/comments/1idg5ed/japanese_developers_on_steam_cant_receive_revenue/

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738249506nkWtdEBCRs9Riw.webp

:marseyneckbeardgenocide#:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17382495069cXE5PWh7FORbg.webp

:marseyakshually#:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17382495076y4nq7jzcozYcA.webp

:marseyhesright#: :marseyxesright#:

this is literally B !anime

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Trump signs order to declassify JFK, RFK, and MLK files.
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