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!kino Ne Zha 2 might actually make over 2 billion dollars and be a strong contender against Avatar 3 later this year.

https://old.reddit.com/r/boxoffice/comments/1iqwxwa/in_china_ne_zha_2_grossed_an_incredible/

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The Cleo math stack exchange drama has been solved!
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I made a Longpost about Age of Empires 3 long ago about how the then upcoming AOE3 Definitive Edition was controversial because of perceived wokeness, like reworking Native Yank factions, because the original 2005 game was antiquated and racist by depicting Indians @Sphereserf3232 dancing around fires, and seen as offensively stereotypical.

These changes were controversial because it was seen as part of the wider wokefication of remakes, like Dead Space 1 remake, alongside the general perception of chuds that SanFran types had completely infiltrated gaming studios in American modern AAA gaming development.

AOE3 devs even went so far as to actually bring in Native yank advisors to tell them how to depict the 3 big factions, and what was no-no, so that when AOE3 released to an even more buggy state than any of the modern Definitive Edition Remakes by MicroSoftest, the perception was wide that focusing on culture-war type shit was what the majority of the budget and efforts had been focused upon, much to the jubilation of chuds

https://rdrama.net/post/195059/drama-2-years-ago-about-the

In all fairness, the AOE3 definitive edition did bring about many technical and gameplay improvements, conveniences and quality-of-life mechanics. But all of this was overshadowed by the poor release state, in which the fabled reworked indian civs had been very badly balanced, since the Indian civs in the eye of the drama-maelstrom had gotten the short end of the stick, gameplay-wise because the firedancing mechanic had allowed Indians ingame to turbo cuck European civs, by summoning super-powered high tier units - the absence of the fire-dancing mechanics made the Indian civs bottom tier upon release.

This was in conjunction with the promotional Youtube material for AOE3 DE was like 70% focused on cultural self-flagellation and 30% focus on gameplay, compared to the promotional advertisements for AOE1:DE, AOE2:DE & AOE4:DE. It didn't help that compared to the other 3 games, AOE3:DE was during the colonial era, and thus for minorities to be salty about it, and wokes to soy about it.


So battle lines between Soys-VS-wokes had already been drawn, but since it was released in 2020, it had released JUST before the great GaymerGate Zeitgheist from 2021-2024, where large amounts of AAA slop, often riddled with extreme progressive views would release and tank within months. But as the last 5 years passed, with games like Saints Row 2022 and DA Veilguard appearing to have failed financially, a lot of wingcuckery have taken positions for both chuds & soys

Soys want AOE3:DE to be a success because it is perceived that chuds hate it, and the inverse applies to chuds. Thus even in threads on /r/AOE3 where no cultural war is explicitly mentioned, there has always been an element of powder keg between the 2 autismo factiosn.


This week /r/AOE3 has learned that Microsoft has in all but name, shitcanned AOE3 support, and even cancelled much expected DLCs, which included much anticipated factions, like Polacks

https://old.reddit.com/r/aoe3/comments/1ic7u56/the_dlc_has_been_cancelled/m9ogo5u/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/aoe3/comments/1ic7u56/the_dlc_has_been_cancelled/m9p5ww0/?context=8

Users are understandably upset.


Most peeps are not upset Microcucks will not continue to support AOE3:DE with updates forward, but would have been able to make peace if they had just released the DLCs, and then finished support :marseybea

nannoyed: :marseybeanannoyed: :marseybeanannoyed: which is understandable.

https://old.reddit.com/r/aoe3/comments/1ic7u56/the_dlc_has_been_cancelled/m9onr9y/?context=8

Even in fiction Polacks are eternal cucks :marseyitsoverhappy:


https://old.reddit.com/r/aoe3/comments/1ic7u56/the_dlc_has_been_cancelled/m9oi3f4/?context=8

Some peeps are taking it personally

https://old.reddit.com/r/aoe3/comments/1ic7u56/the_dlc_has_been_cancelled/m9ok721/?context=8


There's also inter-community infighting between all the other different games, like AOE1, AOE2, AOE3 &AOE4, because there is often the belief that the Real-Time-Strategy genre is already so small, that the userbase is fractured between them, and thus shitflinging occurs in a blame game between communities, like AOE3 blaming Age of Mythology Definitive Edition (AOM:DE) for "stealing their userbase" and thus making AOE3 (which is certain g*mers' favorite of the bunch) less financially viable and likely to be serviced by MicroSoft longer term

https://old.reddit.com/r/aoe3/comments/1ifj4hb/this_is_just_sad/magoklw/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/aoe3/comments/1ifj4hb/this_is_just_sad/maglzq3/?context=8


Here's a "whale" (whatever the frick that means) of AOE3:DE posting his :marseyl: :marseyl: :marseyl:

https://old.reddit.com/r/aoe3/comments/1if12vi/i_just_need_to_vent/


But by far the most cryposting in AOE3:DE is because in the same week as AOE3 got this super duper bad news, literally all of the other fricking AOE games (AOE2, AOE4 & Age of Mythology) are all getting new content, updates, DLC and support :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd:

Which as you can imagine makes our poor souls in /r/aoe3 really livid :marseyrage: :marseyrage: :marseyrage: :marseyrage: :marseyrage: :marseyrage: :marseyrage: :marseyrage: :marseyrage: :marseyrage:

https://old.reddit.com/r/aoe3/comments/1ihu0un/im_sure_there_was_no_budget/

Even the shit mobile game is getting updates and support :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738740083N8sBzXIX0pk3Yg.webp


"THIS IS OFFENSIVE TO THE AOE3 COMMUNITY" :soymad: :soymad: :soymad:

https://old.reddit.com/r/aoe3/comments/1ihrolq/this_announcement_is_offensive_to_the_community/

Some users tell OP to grow the frick up

https://old.reddit.com/r/aoe3/comments/1ihrolq/this_announcement_is_offensive_to_the_community/mazj90v/?context=8

Some strags tell everyone to sign a petition, this will FORCE Bill Gates to revitalize AOE3 support!! :marseybeanangry:

https://old.reddit.com/r/aoe3/comments/1ihrolq/this_announcement_is_offensive_to_the_community/mazyf0z/?context=8


But most r-slurred of all is that AOE3 has a weird rivalry victim mentality, where they have this perception that the other AOE communities/subs are laughing at the expense of their misfortune? :marseythonk: :marseyhmmm: which is not the case at all, especially since there is often sympathy for them, even from the much more "successful" communities like AOE2, and especially since the chances of gaymers playing/buying one of the AOE games (AOE1,AOE2,AOE3,AOE4,AOM) are extremely likely to buy some or all of the others, even if those specific gaymers have a favorite between the current 5 main Microsoft titles. :marseybeanannoyed:

https://old.reddit.com/r/aoe3/comments/1ihrolq/this_announcement_is_offensive_to_the_community/mb00zy9/?context=8


Lol this troll didn't even use the word sheep :marseynpcsheep:

https://old.reddit.com/r/aoe3/comments/1ihrolq/this_announcement_is_offensive_to_the_community/mazssdz/?context=8

User gives these crybabies some wedgies

https://old.reddit.com/r/aoe3/comments/1ihrolq/this_announcement_is_offensive_to_the_community/mazz9kn/?context=8


!g*mers @realKongDick

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So vegan you Animorth into a Marsey

:marseyfoidretard: :implies: :marseycatgirl4: :implies: :marseyexcited:

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Look at this fricking piece of shit

From the makers of New Vegas, comes this.

Fricking r-slurs. They made a green vitiligo butch lesbian with broccoli zoomer hair.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739479296tnicscGGBaKtJQ.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739479296VM6dClPTlMHUZA.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739479296eiYKFNf7Lh82Uw.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739479296VtveeCC0AmNh9A.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739479296HMHvjEHXL3WdSA.webp

Jason Schreier weighs in continuing his historic streak of always being on the wrong side of history

Anyways I'm hopping back into KCD2

Bonus for my halo fans: the concord devs are joinng the halo team

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redditors - actually this is a good thing as the ai is leaning towards just being a good person

fun fact, I was joking about this before reading the thread, then this is the 2nd post

https://old.reddit.com/r/science/comments/1iq0jic/study_finds_that_chatgpt_one_of_the_worlds_most/mcw6nk6/?context=8

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Faux News drama in the comments

:marseysnoo:

https://old.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/1imit4g/trump_instructs_treasury_to_halt_penny_production/

https://old.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/1im9gpd/trump_orders_treasury_to_halt_minting_new_pennies/

https://old.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/1im972o/trump_takes_aim_at_wasteful_government_spending/

https://old.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/1im6dei/trump_directs_treasury_secretary_scott_bessent_to/

https://old.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/1im4m7z/trump_orders_treasury_secretary_to_stop_minting/

https://old.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/1ilxn7n/trump_orders_treasury_secretary_to_stop_minting/

https://old.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/1ilxi38/trump_says_he_has_directed_us_treasury_to_stop/

:marseybluecheck:

:marseymagahat!:

https://scored.co/p/19AKhfFazc/getting-rid-of-the-penny-introdu/c

https://scored.co/p/19AKhfFK8v/trump-orders-an-end-to-the-penny/c

https://scored.co/p/19AKd8oBf6/make-no-cents-trump-orders-end-t/c

https://scored.co/p/19AKd7gc9m/for-far-too-long-the-united-stat/c

:marseymouse:

https://lemmy.world/post/25412503?scrollToComments=true

https://lemmy.ca/post/38873950

https://lemmy.world/post/25409964?scrollToComments=true

https://lemmy.world/post/25378488?scrollToComments=true

Orange Site:

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=42996537

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Good morning, I hate redditors :marseyhammersnoo:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739544267pmTSb-gzRwz1ew.webp

How about you don't drive a literal nazi car, chud?

Swasticar if you will, heh :gooby:

Gay sticker or else

We're the rational side, can't you see? Wait why is no one taking our nazi accusations seriously?? :soycry: :soycry: :soycry:

At least most are dunking on this

https://old.reddit.com/r/unusual_whales/comments/1iotq92/antinazi_group_vows_to_inflict_physical_damage_on/

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A day that will live in infamy.

!historychads

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!eurochads !chuds

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"His biceps are as big as her thighs" he says about an obese man with zero muscle definition

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It's hilarious how pro bailouts redditors are when it's LE HECKING ETHNIC FOOD

					
					
					
	

				
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2023: Shoots and kills dad in Oklahoma. Claims self defense. Gets charged with murder but eventually the charges get dropped because the DA said they couldn't disprove his self defense claims.

2024: Stabs mother in the neck to death. Again claims self defense. Had previously been arrested for domestic battery against her after she took his video games away. Warned cops while in custody that he had no self control and would kill her. Before his self defense claims he'd said in his 911 call that it was an accident and his mom had fallen on the knife. Witnesses reported seeing him dragging his mom by the hair into the house and his mom repeatedly screaming "let me go."

He got away with murder twice. This kid is the luckiest motherlover in the world.


So who is he most likely to kill next?


His grandma took him in so her. :marseywomanmoment2:

!foidmoment !moidmoment !burgers !zoomers why is the Burger justice system so terminally neurodivergent?

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EFFORTPOST Wake up babe, Concord 2 3 4 dropped

Have any of you heard of Unknown 9?

If you haven't- I don't blame you. I haven't either. Apparently it's a 4-month old :marseybib: game developed by Reflector Entertainment who also made... uhh this game and it's DLCs.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738344292ql03dT-Ly_sUCg.webp

This screenshot gives a lot away but fear not, it was published by Bandai Namco, the guys who made the Dark SoulsTM of videogames :marseysolaire: :bonfire: These guys know a good investment when they see it, and at 50 eurobucks (USD to EUR is almost 1:1 at the time of writing :marseydespair: !eurochads), a price comparable to that of God of War 2022 :marsey300: (50 EUR, 95% rating), HOI 4 :marseyhitler: (50 EUR, 90% rating) and Mount & Blade: Bannerlord II :marseynapoleon2: *editor's note: why are there so many MLP emojis when querying 'horse' (50 EUR, 87% rating(should be 100)), it is sure to deliver the same experience, right? :surejan:

Well, from the screenshot you might have noticed that the ratings are mediocre: 49%. But that does not tell the whole story.

Unknown 9 currently has 7 concurrent players :marseyemojilaugh:, 11 player 24-hour peak :marsey2::x::marseyemojilaugh: and a 285-player all-time peak :marsey3::x::marseyemojilaugh: [1]. This means it is mogged by the likes of Gollum 2023 :marseythegrey: at 758 all-time high [2], 6 year old rockstar game Red Dead: Redemption 2 :marseybountyhunter: at almost double the rating [3], a 2023 unity slavshit game Contraband Police at almost double the rating and half the price :marseyrussianmutt: [4] and absolutely mogged by LEWDAPOCALYPSE, which has double the concurrent players, double the rating, and 1/50th of the price :marseynut: [5].

IGN gave Unknown 9 a 9(-4) rating [6], so is it really that bad?

Looks pretty bad, but is this the lowest we can go? Just some failed garbage from an upcoming studio, but is that it? Can't we do worse?

Heck no! It was in the works for at least 4 years, and was supposed to be a tans-media project, "including video games :marseysoyswitch:, film :marseyprojection:, and books (!bookworms):marseyreading:, for example. Unknown 9 was conceptualized as an ongoing series, spanning podcasts https://media.tenor.com/VjhW9P8MobkAAAAx/obsessed-joe.webp , comics :marseyspiderman2:, and even a web series :marseykarkat:, many of which have already been released." [7]. So you've been laughing at Concord for having an Amazon episode despite being a dead game- well, you've seen nothing yet kid. This shit was supposed to be massive, at least according to the cited source (I didn't check further (yes how could you tell, I work in academia :marseygigachad:)). It was supposed to be the next fricking star wars by the looks of things, expecting to bank on their notoriety to create the equivalent to Netflix's Witcher [7] (which is not something to be proud of tbh). While we have no numbers on the project costs, one might imagine that a AAA game with massive marketing like that would've cost a lot. While we do not know how much exactly the project did cost, it is hardly believable that some unknown studio with 0 releases might have funded it. Indeed, the studio is owned by the publishers- Bandai Namco, who can probably afford to throw money around [8]. Looking at their website and LinkedIn is pretty funny as well, considering that they have announced that they will cease support for the game [8].

But you don't have to trust me, you can view the official gameplay trailer posted on Playstation's account and come to your own conclusions:

The lore/narrative trailer, which is just as stupid, can be found at

TL;DR?

Well, it's about a brown woman :wavyhairblackjack: with supernatural abilities :marseygoku:. Kind of like Forespoken from 1 2 years ago :marseydespair: if anyone remembers that.

"Unfortunately, part of Hoerdt's statement confirmed several staff members would be made redundant, including back-office employees, and given severance packages, further health benefits, access to counseling services, and "proactive" career planning support." [7]. Lmao imagine getting free counselling from a company that fired you. I would probably take that as an insult, equivalent to one of those "reddit cares" messages :marseyropeyourself2:. One might accuse me of using a chuddy source, but the same website compliments Unknown 9's use of "stepping powers", which states that "Stepping is the ability to project one's mind into the consciousness of another, by way of the Fold. While Stepping, one has access to the weaponry, strength, and intellect of a given vessel, and may fully control their actions." [9]. A totally true statement which has never been done before.

Here's Cr1tikal AKA Charlie AKA penguinz0 explaining it probably better than I do (it's the weekend and I've had several drinks already :marseyhungover:):

He quotes the investment value into the IP at 100 million $ [citation needed]

In conclusion: 1) gaming in 2025 is dead, do not bother. 2) Nominative Determinism is true- the game was titled Unknown 9, and it remained unknown. For anyone running any sort of business- watch what you name your product.

@Ninjjer @Losercel please ping !g*mers

!kino

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Bard spotting on Bluesky 18 February 2025 :marseyrandom:

Here we spot wild Bardfinn Bluesky activities.

Be valid and ping ! bardfinn for something worthwhile or create a new thread.

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:marseysnoo:

https://old.reddit.com/r/linux/comments/1iotw5t/the_obs_project_is_threatening_fedora_linux_with/

https://old.reddit.com/r/linux_gaming/comments/1iowjh2/fedora_gets_threatened_with_legal_action_over/

Orange Site:

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=43042985

:marsey4chan:

https://boards.4chan.org/g/thread/104331408

:marseybluecheck:

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Kiwi mayos in shambles when the indigenous people are rowdy :marseyemojilaugh:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739639260IJBijLHZMro0dA.webp

:#marseyhesright:

!nooticers

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The South shall Rise again :marseysaluteconfederacy:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739271564Mqf_KjD_ZWKPoA.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739271564ftvpQF6wKmYLGQ.webp

:#platysalute:

Oh well. It'll trigger reddit BLM types anyway.

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:marseytrans2genocide:

Erasing our history won't erase us. Transgender people have always been here β€” and we always will be.

ACLU (@aclu.org) 2025-02-14T00:24:16.388Z

https://skyview.social/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fbsky.app%2Fprofile%2Fcinemacultist.bsky.social%2Fpost%2F3li47aqjcks2r

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NIGHTGOWN BROCK

The boys love being under the sheets where it's warm :marseycomfy: :marseyneet: :marseytoasty2:

!animalposters !cats

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Well well well...

!bumpkins woke up yesterd no fricking water pressure

well tank had another blowout

decided I might as well fix the old one while I was at it, a screw jammed in there with putty had held for years

but the new one was a 1/2 inch monster, putty wasn gonna work anymore

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739642383H9ul1EfdCzKXqA.webp

so I brought out the harbor freight welder and a portable battery

turns out its really hard to weld a pressure vessel when there's nowhere for the steam ur boiling to vent but the tiny hole ur trying to close.

and the fricking electrod keps shocking me standing in the mud

so it kept turning out like this. after 3 tries I said frick it it was leaking before :marseyshrug:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739642385dDg0dM4n7xwjxQ.webp

so I boogered them up and they turned out like this @ 50psi

:marseyshrug: no worse than they've been leakign for a decade

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739642384a3lZhMeTh4Y-ew.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739642382lMRZf2UX2cWaMQ.webp

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Went for a nice walk in the snow

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