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Feds prevail :marseyglow: as (Soren :soren: inspired) wannabe-mass-shooter caught after he changes his mind at the last second and targets a mosque instead of a furry convention

"My entire school is gonna be wiped off of the face (of) this EARTH."

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1740325419NI4ZAUY25KejAg.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1740325419Jxbfe2xQrq0VqA.webp

Then, he got the idea to attack a furry convention.

"Now my life is going to end with me dead next to a bunch of strags in fur suits."

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17403254193morGXAzxMcEFQ.webp

In early December, thanks to his admiration for a notorious mass murderer, Fisher came up with a new target.

"I changed to a mosque like Brenton." :marseybrainlet:

:marseyfbiagent#: :marseytarrant#: :marseycop!#: :marseyrofl#!:

!soren loses again :sorenlove#::sorenlove#::sorenlove#:

!furries can't stop, won't stop winning :#marseycockvore:

also his friend was apparently on WPD, but the shooter definitely did not have an account :marseysurejan:

https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/social/post/278821/my-friend-got-arrested-for-a

(thanks for bringing this to my attention, fishy! :@fishyman420love::@fishyman420love::@fishyman420love:)

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Fixed It
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Microsoft update failed in our office and Teams and Onedrive are inaccessible. I don't want to jinx it but I think we're about to be sent home early :marseybegging:

Update: got sent home. Am waiting for my connection at Kowloon Tong. Never usually see the MTR after 8.30am or before 6pm.

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Google Kills Diversity Hiring Targets
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https://media.tenor.com/1EwrGGt1xO8AAAAx/rkelly-r-kelly-crying.webp

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:marppy: Drama Report: 2025-02-13 :marseyminer:

Top Drama

ScorePostSubredditRatioComments
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Sorry to rain on the partisan parade 🤷‍♂️/r/OptimistsUnite (242K)59%2244
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘If kanye announces a world tour would you go?/r/Kanye (894K)61%1147
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘What if the US split into a blue nation and red nation based on pol.../r/whatif (31K)56%790
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Army Recruiter Here/r/Felons (42K)55%751
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Awwww 🥴🤌🏻!!/r/MemeVideos (555K)63%842
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Would ya'll date someone bipolar? That's on medication/r/AskMenAdvice (278K)51%537
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Defend Democracy/r/LasVegas (198K)61%626
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘A person with no options is NOT a better option./r/PurplePillDebate (136K)48%421
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Video games should be more expensive/r/The10thDentist (304K)56%469
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Does anyone here NOT absolutely despite Mahomes and the Chiefs to l.../r/NFLv2 (61K)50%316

Relative Drama (takes into account the size of the subreddit)

ScorePostSubredditRatioComments
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘What if the US split into a blue nation and red nation based on pol.../r/whatif (31K)56%790
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Im fricking done/r/linuxsucks (8K)52%140
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Army Recruiter Here/r/Felons (42K)55%751
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘A6 Songs (So Far) Not Great./r/lightsalot (7K)49%77
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Petition against anti-transgender talk hosted by the University of .../r/oxforduni (23K)48%216
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘'The View' Joy Behar Back In Action Explaining Long Absence/r/theview (6K)49%51
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘How do you justify voting Conservative in Oakville-North Burlington?/r/BurlingtonON (29K)50%258
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Sorry to rain on the partisan parade 🤷‍♂️/r/OptimistsUnite (242K)59%2244
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘FIRST READING: Trudeau government already missing targets on pledge.../r/WildRoseCountry (5K)50%29
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Does anyone here NOT absolutely despite Mahomes and the Chiefs to l.../r/NFLv2 (61K)50%316

:marppy: autodrama: returning jobs to dramneurodivergents. :marseycapitalistmanlet: Ping HeyMoon if there are any problems or you have a suggestion :marseyjamming:

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:mjlol: @ St. Louis :marseydarkxd: wtf is wrong with that city?!

I think the Arch is cursed

https://media.tenor.com/Cx-m5VIiETEAAAAx/st-louis-blues-louie.webp

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Most of crypto for the last while has been based on the asymmetric difficulty of two items of the same maths operation

p = prime1

q = prime2

result = p * q

asymmetry 1 : it is very easy to check that a number multiplied by result involved p and q, assuming you know them already.

asymmetry 2: it is very hard to work out what p and q are if you only see the result term, mostly because they're [a] prime and [b] big.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trapdoor_function

!codecels

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🦂 looking

❌ npnc

❌ no taps

❌ no fat

❌ no old

❌ no fem or trans

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Moon Pies have gone woke!

Taking a jab at President Trump for giving the Gulf of America a proper name.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739327522sz4yV6M-xVT1Tw.webp

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Evry time 11 huffs fine, 12 huffs poopman come i
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New ChudCU trailer :chudspin:
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Twitter bot become sentient
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Kanye :marseybdtf: in full meltdown mode. Calls himself :marseytedbackstab: a nazi, calls all white :marseymushroom: people racist, screams about Jews, and more!

Highlights: Elon stole :marseymimic: my Nazi swag

Jews and whites are different, whites won't give you money, Jews will, BUT they'll invite you over for dinner :marseykingharkinian: on Friday

THRVTHNVKE :marseytruthnuke:

Jews hate whites and use blacks

GRAMMAR IS FOR HONKEYS

He clearly saved the best for last:

Admins please :marseybeanpleading: ping all the necessary groups

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Responding to a follow-up FAQ email on the government buyout automatically enrolls you in the buyout. :marseyelonmusk: :marseytroll:

					
					

Context: So, as you might know, the Drumpf administration offered a severance package to all 2 million federal workers to entice them to quit. This offer was sent out by some of Elon's flunkies that were recently employed by the Office of Personel Management. After this email, there have been several follow-up messages listing some questions and answers about the program.

Someone got the idea to respond to one of the emails asking more questions, and were automatically put on the list to be shitcanned.

Now to the comments:

Someone at our org CC'ed their supervisor on their resignation response and the supervisor got added to the list

Hahaha holy shit.

:comfypepe: "Oh Mr. supervisor, I've just quit my job and it looks like I quit your job too. No takebacks."

Shocking that a bunch of clownfarts with no experience managing large organizations would make such a mistake.

Do you really think it's a mistake?

:#capytypinglaugh:

I had an out of office message…. Uhm… 😐

:#marseytense:

This whole thing has been hold and we don't even know if it will be allowed :marseysal:. But the drama coin is already being paid out. !fedposters

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Glad they settled that one up :marseyfluffy:

Tbf I'd be angry too if someone called me indian out of nowhere :marseymad:

I don't even know what's real and what's just nonsense ramblings any more :marseyschizotwitch:

Ok, so maybe they are all just the same ten r-slurs screaming at each other over and over :marseyhmm:

https://x.com/DStove14655/status/1892965396363251835

But Russia has been America's biggest cash cow for decades, so kinda true :marseylolcow:

Political gangbang! :hump:

At least everyone is having fun :marseyembrace:

Israel most affected :marseyflagisrael:

Noticed that too, and there are people replying with multiple tweets to everything, :marseysnappy: or :marseynpcmad: ?

I never saw these horrible community notes frankly, either my side of twitter is clean or rightoids are just sucking Elon's peepee for free again :marseysquint:

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What should I make for dinner tonight guys?

I need to feed my wife and three kids a balanced meal while also preparing it all in under 1.5 hours. and I cook SLOOOOOOW. What should I make?

Please list many ACTUAL OPTIONS YOU MAKE AND KNOW ARE GOOD. I can look up recipes elsewhere. I come here for nuance.

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739575478B2f_s-eER7HiLA.webp

https://old.reddit.com/r/somethingiswrong2024/comments/1ipahb7/the_united_states_of_america_and_the_people_vs/

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Went for a nice walk in the snow

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739712833Z3BeHHmdVLXA1Q.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739712836zXpuRs3wZGmMIw.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739712839Lqxw2Yh0wcW95Q.webp

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Car of peace in Munich

While many details still aren't known, police say the man they've detained in Munich is a 24-year-old Afghan asylum seeker who was known to them for theft and drug offences.

https://media.tenor.com/_gKNzAFYWX8AAAAx/here-we-go-again-hwga.webp

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  • GeorgeFloydSoulLeftHimNah : I THOUGHT EVERYTHING WAS POLITICAL, NOW IT'S NOT? WHICH ONE IS IT? EITHER WAY TRANS LIVES MATTER.

Problem: the face of the modern day train movement is a failure in both messaging and substance. Most people can't relate to trains at all and their political platform makes no sense to them. Their most prominent figures are inscrutable, to say the least.

https://media.tenor.com/cHcKtbNQaKsAAAAx/normalize-normalize-the-bulge.webp

https://media.tenor.com/h_In1XdlwTIAAAAx/im-a-lady-rachel-levine.webp

However, even those of us with slight chud leanings are aware there are trains who just want to lead their lives without being a nuisance to the general public, who won't put you in a headlock for misgendering them, and are currently the victims of political crossfire.

Plan of action: trains need an engaging, non sexual, NON POLITICAL tv series where they're interacting with normal people much like the makeover show Queer Eye For the Straight Guy, which—along with the sitcom Will & Grace—was a groundbreaking show for its time. Homosexual men have intuitively understood what kind of media presence would gain them mainstream acceptance: be nonpolitical, be attractive, be non threatening, be funny.

Why haven't transpeople pursued the same?

Trains need a popular normie show where they don't browbeat people about gender ideology. Where they don't bring up the issues of bathrooms, sports, or children. Where they don't cry about transphobia. And OF VITAL IMPORTANCE: where they cast only non threatening, charismatic, and attractive trains.

Just pulling these examples from the top of transtimelines, they need to cast trains that look like this:

https://old.reddit.com/r/transtimelines/comments/1ida40i/1821_11_mo_to_33_mo/

Or this:

https://old.reddit.com/r/transtimelines/comments/19cm73x/i_still_have_the_jumpsuit/

Or this:

https://old.reddit.com/r/transtimelines/comments/1elh10m/i_started_hrt_at_18_and_ffs_at_19_and_im_so_happy/

Gather attractive and entertaining trains, preferably with a good sense of humor, and make a show where they help regular men and women with different struggles. Put their competence, helpfulness, and amicability on display. It's important to show them displaying skills and helping people normies can identify with.

What sort of struggles could trains help with specifically? Not quite sure, but It might be something like helping normies blend into an unfamiliar situation or territory. Here's a transman giving other transmen advice on how to fit into a male dominated workplace…such advice could easily be given to a struggling spergy or effeminate man as well:

https://tiktok.com/@thegravelbro/video/7319501409366314286

Remember, the vital thing is to remove all politics and sexuality from such a show. Most people associate transpeople as being gratingly political (or perverted) because this is the essence of their main, and probably only interactions with trains online.

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Epstein List Released!!!

Who were you most surprised was on the list?

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HI DRAMA FRENS.

Say onye cute thing abwout mwe + anyother dwamatard. Best answer gets a pwize.

!metashit

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the three little pigs

From foxymation

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Little red riding hood- where have you been?

from foxymation, a youtuber

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