Drama needs to be enriched by oom Leon @kaamrev @Sneedman

I'm treating myself to a low effort post.

(i literally have not been able to shower since 12/30/24 btw)

laugh at this user.

Btw where do they put the titties when they cut them out? Do they have a titty bin? Do Indians ransack it?

MoZZZilla going down the Wikicuck route of spamming for donations that don't even go towards their main product like everyone would assume but go instead towards CEOs, DEI cute twink shit, and cuck parties. Suppose this is what happens when you are stuck relying on Daddy Google screwgaggling you ever year for money.

Don't want be a furry cuck anymore? Get Brave https://brave.com/download/

As a soap writer once explained to me, in 2024’s competitive TV landscape you need to grip the audience from the get-go or risk losing them. Did Moffat really think a camp as Xmas Doctor serving toasties and pumpkin lattes would do just that?!

— Philip Morris (@archives1963) January 2, 2025

More to the point, does Mr. Collinson care to comment on the abysmal Audience Appreciation Index figures that have only just been released months after the episodes aired, namely:
THE SPACE BABIES 75
THE DEVIL’S CHORD 77
BOOM 78
73 YARDS 77
DOT AND BUBBLE 77
ROGUE 77 pic.twitter.com/VvKadWZB9M

— Philip Morris (@archives1963) January 2, 2025

NOW you see him: while Disney+'s top 10 movies remain more or less unchanged, Doctor Who: Joy to the World has fizzled out of the chart in less than a week, despite putting in its strongest performance to date.

The point's system Disney+ operates puts Disney Who in a truly pic.twitter.com/frOcOswicx

— Philip Morris (@archives1963) January 1, 2025

As you will have noticed, a buffoon put the existence of hexbear on the desk of some bureaucrat at the FBI FOIA office. While this is objectively a relatively harmless happening, there exist several dangerous possible knock-on chains of effect that would lead to the compromise and arrest of tens, if not tens of millions, of active marxist revolutionaries. And just as we were nearly ready, too!

We need to bombard the FOIA office immediately with requests from all federal agencies about the off-site backup/rally point for former redditors posting in the /r/drama community.

I will not link the site here, it should be treated as a high risk cognitohazard. Our cyber warriors already know how to find it and are skilled in psychic defense tactics, everybody else, don't bother. (Seriously friends.) With any of this. This isn't for you. Forget you read this post.

DO NOT post evidence of your requests, responses from agencies or any other such materiel to HB dot net. If you do so, the operation is blown, the trolls will come and HB will get more of the worst sort of attention. > And links back to this site resulting from the operation should be considered counter-revolutionary activity on penalty of death.

DO NOT post anything as part of your requests that links to any of your online personas, usernames, etc, which might heuristically tie you back to your role in the HB digital vanguard.

NO FLEXING ON EM. LOOSE LIPS SYNC CHIPS.

https://hexbear.net/post/4200927

!metashit !anticommunists

🚨#BREAKING: A U.S. Army Soldier has been Arrested for Allegedly Hacking Trump and Kamala Harris’s Phones, Selling Confidential Phone Records Online
⁰📌#FortCavazos | #Texas

Cameron John Wagenius, a 20-year-old U.S. Army soldier, has been arrested for allegedly participating… pic.twitter.com/YfM3Eec8V0

— R A W S A L E R T S (@rawsalerts) January 3, 2025

Man I'm starving, I haven't eaten since LAST YEAR

I haven't brushed my teeth since LAST YEAR

I haven't been affectionately touched for two months

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Wow. This post is dumb. (109)

How so? They make money on treating people and keeping them sick. Bad for business to have cures. (-68)

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You know everyone can see your post history right? (67)

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Wow. This post is dumb. (109)

Because it's inaccurate or.....? (-38)

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I had a chat with my brother in law last night. He is retired, but used to be a pharmaceutical sales rep. I asked him if he thought that drug companies ever avoided curing or treating illnesses more effectively in order to increase sales. He told me that the USA is the only country that puts any money into drug research. The rest of the world gets medicine for cheap while the United States has to pay more in order to cover the cost to develop and manufacture the drugs. He told me the first dose of a medication will cost $50 million dollars, but the second dose costs $6. Because the company will spend the $50m to figure out what to put in it and how much to put in, but after they figure that part out, they can reproduce it for much much less. So they have a short window of time until the patent expires and generics are released to make back that expense. He said that the treatment has to work better than previous treatments, but it does happen where a drug company will release a drug... (2)

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Look at the change of life expectation happening in the last 175 years.. This is the impact of medical science. You are obviously simply ignorant what medicine means.People like you are advocating to get back to times where people did not name babies at birth as they did not know who will survive the first years of life. You are advocating for unmeasurable suffering and somehow you think that you have any kind of high ground? (12)

What in the heck makes you think I'm advocating to abandon medical science? What a stupid conclusion to come to. I'm saying our medical science overlords(big pharma, most profitable industry in the world mind you) are unethical with their business and do a really shit job at promoting and maintaining a healthy society. Medical science should be a service to humanity, not the most profitable industry in the world. People are forced into positions like: give up everything you've worked your entire life for, or die. That's fricked up and that's all I'm really saying. I'm not saying medical science is evil and should be abandoned. I'm saying the people that control it are evil and should be overthrown. (-8)

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Now imagine if they made a cure instead of a treatment. My mom received chemo only for her cancer to come back and kill her. But they sure did make a fortune off of her first while my dad lost everything he owned. Her cancer literally put him in the street after being a homeowner for 33 years. (1)

So, not for nothing, but there is no such thing as a cure for cancer. Cancer, by definition, is the misaligned and uncontrolled growth of cells in the body. You can't just stop the body from growing cells. Even if you had a cure to stop someone's particular cancer - even if meant permanent remission for that particular cancer, wouldn't stop us from potentially having uncontrolled growth of some other set of cells.The best we can do is create better processes and tests for early identification of cancer or potential cancer and treatments that are effective with low incidence of major side effects. (1)

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— Atari (@atari) January 2, 2025

!g*mers

10,000 Satellites Orbiting the Earth & not one satellite has been filmed on camera passing another satellite by. Ever.

Take all the time you need. pic.twitter.com/VMD7GBkZuy

— Concerned Citizen (@BGatesIsaPyscho) January 2, 2025

Here's a goodun

There are no satellites in the sky … no one has gotten into space …

If they did we’d have livestreams of it every single day.

They’re trying but failing miserably, everything falls back down.

— Macc Mayo (@_MaccMayo) January 2, 2025

Ex-Zensurkommissar @ThierryBreton will mein Gespräch mit @ElonMusk mit Drohungen vorab reglementieren. Ein einfaches Gespräch! Das ist ein Frontalangriff auf die Meinungsfreiheit: Die EU-Kommission agiert undemokratisch, und das Zensurgesetz #DSA ist eine Schande für Europa! https://t.co/c9GHudGmyW

— Alice Weidel (@Alice_Weidel) January 4, 2025

Euros can't even talk to burger chuds without permission from the government, it's too dangerous for democracy.

Maybe imply that you knowingly bought a dog from the evilist dog breeder possible and said it doesnt matter because they're all bad anyway and you wanted a good deal.

Idk.

Edit: I found a subreddit willing to let me speak!

Stock up on 50-star flags before they're vintage!

TRUMP WAS RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 3, 2025

Here he is talking about his subreddit and telling people he can win a Nobel Peace Prize lol

@TheSpookcast

https://old.reddit.com/r/PlusSize/comments/1hq35nv/brother_wont_let_me_meet_his_gf_till_i_lose_weight/

I love that his mom sympathizes with the brother and not the ham planet sister. Gives me hope for 2025. I wonder if the girlfriend even knows the sister exists

https://old.reddit.com/r/PlusSize/comments/1hq35nv/brother_wont_let_me_meet_his_gf_till_i_lose_weight/m4n0z3i?context=8

This is crazy. They want you to remove yourself from society because of your appearance? At that height/weight you're, what, a 1-2xl in women's sizes?

She is 260 lbs. she is way too big. Frick. All fatties should be out of sight and out of mind

https://old.reddit.com/r/PlusSize/comments/1hq35nv/brother_wont_let_me_meet_his_gf_till_i_lose_weight/m4n161e?context=8

Basically. i feel like im kept as a dirty secret or something. and yes im 1X or 2X depending on the style of clothing or the maker.

You are dirty /u/totalnetwork1013 do better to not be disgusting

https://old.reddit.com/r/PlusSize/comments/1hq35nv/brother_wont_let_me_meet_his_gf_till_i_lose_weight/m4n879t?context=8

Totally ridiculous. I honestly can't think of words strong enough to express how I feel.

I'm a little shorter and a little fatter than you and I'm a totally normal person. I'm married and I have a job with coworkers who like me, and I have friends who love me. Don't let your idiot family make you think you deserve anything less than the full depth of human experience. There is NOTHING wrong with you.

This poster is even more gross. She convinced someone to put a ring on it? You are not normal when you are this fat. You are some freak of nature that exists thanks to modern food surplus and advanced medicine.

Fatties, you have something wrong with you. Luckily, lead poisoning is still effective

https://old.reddit.com/r/PlusSize/comments/1hq35nv/brother_wont_let_me_meet_his_gf_till_i_lose_weight/m4nmm9c?context=8

I don't really understand what's going on here. Are you a minor living at home? Is it a cultural thing? Is his gf so special that meeting her is meant to be an incentive, or is he just ashamed of you? Frick this noise. If you know her name just message her on Instagram and introduce yourself and tell her why your brother won't. If she's any kind of decent person she'll see this for the massive red flag that it is. Also, move out girl. These are not people who uplift you.

He is obviously ashamed of her… but she is fat so she is too lazy to remove herself from this awkward situation.

https://old.reddit.com/r/PlusSize/comments/1hq35nv/brother_wont_let_me_meet_his_gf_till_i_lose_weight/m4n1mes?context=8

This is not normal at all. I feel like your brother has teased u about your weight before

Normalize being ashamed of fatties

https://old.reddit.com/r/PlusSize/comments/1hq35nv/brother_wont_let_me_meet_his_gf_till_i_lose_weight/m4n3yep?context=8

since i was little yeah. my whole family

The family has been trying to get her to stop eating but nothing works. Her brother is my hero. Now that's a man of action. I bet his girlfriend loves him

https://old.reddit.com/r/PlusSize/comments/1hq35nv/brother_wont_let_me_meet_his_gf_till_i_lose_weight/m4o0yu9?context=8

My jaw is on the floor. I'm literally tearing up over this. I'm usually not a proponent of going "no contact" with family, but wtf. Protect your peace dear. This is INSANE behavior, for 260 measly pounds. Love yourself love yourself love yourself and surround yourself with people who love you.

>for 260 measly pounds

That's approximately the weight of a normal guy and his normal girlfriend. Fatties deserve love as much as they deserve food

Fatties are the most delusional narcissistic pieces of shit ever. I pray that RFK will the needful to in order to enact the final solution to the fatty problem

!burgers !africans