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] you think a redditor will actually murder this lil' dood or what?
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At least one of the following people will be murdered or critically injured in a murder attempt on or before March 4th, 2025: Akash Bobba, Edward Coristine, Luke Farritor, Gautier Cole Killian, Gavin Kliger, and Ethan Shaotran - 7 bets
no, but we'll have some other murder/terrorist attack related to DOGE within the next month - 35 bets
nothing ever happens - 174 bets
500 marseybux bounty for sending me the link when it happens.
If nobody sends the link, I'll spend a few minutes looking !remindme march 5th ":marseybeandoge:"
!bets !goomble !goomblers !goombling !project2025
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The dude who tried to crash Kendrick Lamarβs Super Bowl set by running out on the field with the Palestinian and Sudan flag, was a Sudanese tether
— Tariq Nasheed πΊπΈ (@tariqnasheed) February 10, 2025
π#NonFBAnonsense pic.twitter.com/x4iIin13pj
People know they hate to see a real FBA win 
Imagine being 43 years old and being this cringe 
He's from the Congo but cares more about Palestine... curious 
True American FBA patriots are lighting up ICE's phones over this 
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Very little drama, skip to the bottom two links for the actual drama But this subreddit's janny is pretty hands off and the last slap fight got a reply 15 minutes ago so it might pick up.
Cook's Illustrated is a magazine featuring extremely well tested but labor intensive recipes for upper middle class 
while America's Tesk Kitchen is the PBS show featuring their recipes. Cook's Country is a spin off that features regional American recipes that are slightly simpler in both a magazine and PBS TV show. The entire company was started by an extremely WASPy nerd, Chris Kimball, who got pushed out in favor of more diverse individuals after selling to a private equity firm (mid 2010s).
He then recreated the whole enterprise as a new competing company called Milk Street (which is another drama).
After the 
induced moral panic of 2020, the company replaced the editor of Cooks' Country with a 
for both the magazine and TV show (the previous editor never appeared on the TV show as far as I can recall).
In the newer seasons, Toni Tipton-Martin opens the show with a monologue about the featured recipes' hisotry and explains how these recipes (as well as ALL other recipes) were created by Black women. She then awkwardly supervises while the actual cooks make the recipes.
Unfortunately some uppity dared to notice this 
The uppity mayos are a little too comfortable and start agreeing:
Where did she come from anyway? She just appeared one season like some sort of expert.
Luckily a 
ally lets the mayos know "this is ain't it, chief" :
Finally fully puts the and 
in their place:
I've always assumed she leaned more towards the academia side of things. Being a bit stiff until one can relax in a hosting- type role is not unexpected. Not everyone is going give the same vibe on camera. Perhaps she's getting her sea legs when it comes to the cooking segments v the history bits she does.
But yeah, calling her fake, scary (?), etc. Harsh af.
She's not white. Hence the criticism.
exactly
She doesn't fit in because she's not white.
That's not it. Lan isn't white. She's enjoyable to watch. Elle isn't white and she's charismatic. It's not her race. It's her demeanor.
Agree - non white woman here and I'm not a fan of Toni. Way too little energy and sometimes she comes across like she's new to a kitchen
non white woman here
So you're not black. POC solidarity doesn't exist.
Um okay - that is an interesting take on my comment
You're not a fan of the only black person on the show along with Elle. Tap dancer.
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autodrama: returning jobs to dramneurodivergents. 
Ping HeyMoon if there are any problems or you have a suggestion 
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when article that blames 
them for the death 
of the American dream 
hits r/neoliberal 
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Could someone please saw down this rifle barrel for me?
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he mumbled a lot and at one point i heard "40 acres and a mule" and then he went back to mumbling and now everyone on twitter is gloating about what he did with trump in attendance and i don't know what he was angling for
Man (literally) bites a woman's butt in the street just outside her house. 
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Yes, we ended up staying at the two seediest hotels in Fort Lauderdale because of my reservation frick up, but if not we wouldn't've seen so many hot Eastern European chicks and the 
with basketball-sized cans.
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Nightcrawler
: nice one pal just saying hi
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The possibilities for bullying self entitled power users are endless!
Thank you @barrel for pushing me to do better than
!marseyfans !marseyartists please 
I need dat boosted kong-money 
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Thank you, Civ fans.#Civ7 pic.twitter.com/RTEpCCHSpu
— Sid Meier's Civilization VII (@CivGame) February 11, 2025
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Just kidding it's a fricking goomble thread.
Will there be human-to-human transmission of H5N1 Bird Flu before the fricking start of white-boy summer, b-word?
(White boy summer starts on June 20th. Mark your calendars.)
Yes, there will be a fricking credibly documented case of human-to-human transmission before the fricking start of white-boy summer. - 28 bets
Nothing ever happens. - 53 bets
I will provide a fricking four hundred (400) marseycoin bounty if you are the fricking first to send me an article from a fricking credible source reporting human-to-human transmission. If nobody sends an article to me by June 20th, I will spend five (5) minutes searching online. If I do not find an article by the fricking end of those five minutes, chudjak wins the fricking bet.
!bets !goomble !goomblers !goombling !edgelords
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.webp?h=10 "Top Hat (black) - Traditional. Classy. Elegant.")
aweonao
Chapter 3
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!bookworms to discuss chapter 3 of Andrei Bely's "Petersburg".
I loled at this passages. Despite being a commie himself Bely could take a joke and make fun of his own movement. Despite the rather complex language this book is quite satirical.
Aleksandr Ivanovich is sort of a charming neurodivergent for a terrorist. Nikolai Apollonovich is a whiny cute twink and his dad is right about him.
Sofia Petrovna needs better friends and would seriously benefit of owning a dildo, but unfortunately she's a weeb in 1900s Russia.
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Have any of you heard of Unknown 9?
If you haven't- I don't blame you. I haven't either. Apparently it's a 4-month old 
game developed by Reflector Entertainment who also made... uhh this game and it's DLCs.
This screenshot gives a lot away but fear not, it was published by Bandai Namco, the guys who made the Dark SoulsTM of videogames 
These guys know a good investment when they see it, and at 50 eurobucks (USD to EUR is almost 1:1 at the time of writing 
!eurochads), a price comparable to that of God of War 2022 
(50 EUR, 95% rating), HOI 4 (50 EUR, 90% rating) and Mount & Blade: Bannerlord II 
*editor's note: why are there so many MLP emojis when querying 'horse' (50 EUR, 87% rating(should be 100)), it is sure to deliver the same experience, right? 
Well, from the screenshot you might have noticed that the ratings are mediocre: 49%. But that does not tell the whole story.
Unknown 9 currently has 7 concurrent players 
, 11 player 24-hour peak 
and a 285-player all-time peak 
[1]. This means it is mogged by the likes of Gollum 2023 
at 758 all-time high [2], 6 year old rockstar game Red Dead: Redemption 2 
at almost double the rating [3], a 2023 unity slavshit game Contraband Police at almost double the rating and half the price 
[4] and absolutely mogged by LEWDAPOCALYPSE, which has double the concurrent players, double the rating, and 1/50th of the price 
[5].
IGN gave Unknown 9 a 9(-4) rating [6], so is it really that bad?
Looks pretty bad, but is this the lowest we can go? Just some failed garbage from an upcoming studio, but is that it? Can't we do worse?
Heck no! It was in the works for at least 4 years, and was supposed to be a tans-media project, "including video games 
, film 
, and books (!bookworms)
, for example. Unknown 9 was conceptualized as an ongoing series, spanning podcasts 
, comics 
, and even a web series 
, many of which have already been released." [7]. So you've been laughing at Concord for having an Amazon episode despite being a dead game- well, you've seen nothing yet kid. This shit was supposed to be massive, at least according to the cited source (I didn't check further (yes how could you tell, I work in academia 
)). It was supposed to be the next fricking star wars by the looks of things, expecting to bank on their notoriety to create the equivalent to Netflix's Witcher [7] (which is not something to be proud of tbh). While we have no numbers on the project costs, one might imagine that a AAA game with massive marketing like that would've cost a lot. While we do not know how much exactly the project did cost, it is hardly believable that some unknown studio with 0 releases might have funded it. Indeed, the studio is owned by the publishers- Bandai Namco, who can probably afford to throw money around [8]. Looking at their website and LinkedIn is pretty funny as well, considering that they have announced that they will cease support for the game [8].
But you don't have to trust me, you can view the official gameplay trailer posted on Playstation's account and come to your own conclusions:
The lore/narrative trailer, which is just as stupid, can be found at
TL;DR?
Well, it's about a brown woman 
with supernatural abilities 
. Kind of like Forespoken from 1 2 years ago if anyone remembers that.
"Unfortunately, part of Hoerdt's statement confirmed several staff members would be made redundant, including back-office employees, and given severance packages, further health benefits, access to counseling services, and "proactive" career planning support." [7]. Lmao imagine getting free counselling from a company that fired you. I would probably take that as an insult, equivalent to one of those "reddit cares" messages 
. One might accuse me of using a chuddy source, but the same website compliments Unknown 9's use of "stepping powers", which states that "Stepping is the ability to project one's mind into the consciousness of another, by way of the Fold. While Stepping, one has access to the weaponry, strength, and intellect of a given vessel, and may fully control their actions." [9]. A totally true statement which has never been done before.
Here's Cr1tikal AKA Charlie AKA penguinz0 explaining it probably better than I do (it's the weekend and I've had several drinks already 
):
He quotes the investment value into the IP at 100 million $ [citation needed]
In conclusion: 1) gaming in 2025 is dead, do not bother. 2) Nominative Determinism is true- the game was titled Unknown 9, and it remained unknown. For anyone running any sort of business- watch what you name your product.
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I forgot I pinned my kernel to 5.19 because it was the last one fully supported (including rocm) by the amd-pro drivers for my GPU
Thankfully amd is so terrible with software that the vulkan backend in llama.cpp is actually faster! So I just installed the open source drivers and updated
My point is buy Nvidia
!pirates I wasted 80 dollars of my time to avoid buying a 60 dollar game (where steam would've told me what was wrong)
!peakpoors I've wasted 50+ hours of my life to save 200 dollars. This is why I'm one of you.
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