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Daily Bard Digest 2024-07-28

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Here's todays official post from the BARDCHIVE:

12/13/20 16:28:56 with a score of -3: https://old.reddit.com/r/news/comments/kci84i/major_leak_exposes_members_and_lifts_the_lid_on/gfr081e/?context=8

There are Brownshirts - sorry, "Proud Boys" -- you know, the fascist, neoNazi, white supremacist paramilitary that Trump ordered before the election to "Stand down and stand by" -- who this weekend went on a campaign of terror through D.C., stabbing, shooting, assaulting, and attempting to burn down historically Black churches.

I spent thirty years of my life studying the rise to power of the Nazis.

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED IN GERMANY IN 1935

The GOP politicians who attempted to end run to SCOTUS to overturn the will of the electorate in four, and only four, US states

The GOP electorate that fly the flags of slaveowner traitors

The GOP politicians that take promo photos with KKK Grand Wizards

HOW DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT IS HAPPENING

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Saint Floyd Bless
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I remember reading the couple and then one from way further in the series since I didn't know the order and a comic / manga thing.

That shit was a real trip.

Wonder if there was cat fascism eventually

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Gas station rock star
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New 'toss (for dramafoids especially)
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KID Cudi -- Love

https://media.tenor.com/PtiU8DMFsS0AAAAx/hearts-red-hearts.webp https://media.tenor.com/PtiU8DMFsS0AAAAx/hearts-red-hearts.webp

https://media.tenor.com/PtiU8DMFsS0AAAAx/hearts-red-hearts.webp https://media.tenor.com/PtiU8DMFsS0AAAAx/hearts-red-hearts.webp

https://media.tenor.com/V1a-l0XXJLIAAAAx/the-amazing-spiderman-the-amazing-spiderman-2.webp

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My thoughts on coconuts

people haven't had time to know her well enough to hate her yet, it will probably wind up being a bad decision that they picked her instead of doing open convention (which might have still picked her). The drag race promo and her saying anti gun stuff out of the gate is bad instincts and bad marketing team, it'll be more of Hillary 2016 by election day.

However it does feel like if the election was tomorrow she'd win. I just think there's a good chance that'll change

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being a fury artist is bad bizz

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The media is spreading LIES about Kamala

KAMALIES

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Bottom text

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The entire timeline and context of the Sacks/Paul Graham drama

get an X account straggots

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The mod was literally making racist and -phobic remarks

  • Whiter than you you Muslim
  • Yall are racist for thinking I call her a gorilla because she's black and not because she looks like a man

Some really ""questionable"" political and religious comments (Im being very gentle)

  • Make it so there is no Palestine to recognize
  • Everyone I know openly shits on religion except for Islam because they're all Hamas loving terrorists
  • Just requested my ballot to vote for Trump

https://i.redd.it/teogkypx09ed1.jpeg

https://old.reddit.com/r/formuladank/comments/1ea4u48/post_got_deleted_faster_than_offtrack_quali_laps/

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17217808279994843.webp

For those "shocked" this place is run by racists, never forget THIS was the sub banner for a while in 2020

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1721780828420589.webp

/u/darkerMs responds in the best way possible:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17217808289698539.webp

:marseygi#ggle:

New mods take over the sub

Hello, as you may know today has been a little crazy with all the mod stuff happening... Now after that whole thing was finished the higher ups decided to add every single user critisizing them as a mod....

So uhh, there are some new mods on the list, I've talked to some of them and they seem sensible. We've all never really modded anything before and have no clue what to do, but were gonna try to make the state of the sub better again.

Some of the guys who have gotten mod invites seem quite uhh aggressive though so I hope no one nukes it, we're gonna try to prevent that so if you see shit happening like banners and pfp changing and top posts getting deleted please send me, u tvroomraccoon, u mahadness or u monkeyassfricker a message (yes i promise that last guy is normal)

also thanks to bjorn, the mod that actually did something.

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Robobro

https://old.reddit.com/r/redscarepod/comments/1e97hto/we_live_in_the_future_and_it_sucks/

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Marsey looks in the bowl and says "looks like the back stroke!"

FFFUUUUUU

:#marseywitchtriggeredtalking: :#marseyfortykeks:

:#carlos: !carlos

!bardfinn !alligatorfrickhouse

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https://media.tenor.com/QF89awDHF8AAAAAx/wwe-royal-rumble-countdown.webp

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This is missing important context chud :soysnootypefast:

:mjlol: they're not denying it !nooticers

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They are always looking for a way to take advantage of others, and are constantly stealing and sabotaging each other, contributing to their general misery. In poor countries the media tries to glorify the culture and good-will of the lower classes, but those lower classes don't get to stand 100m from them without their bodyguards dog-piling them.

Even among the poors, the first thing someone that gets any modicum of wealth does is moving to a closed-off condominium and acquiring a bullet-proof suv so they don't ever have to interact with those people again. And that is the smart thing to do, because otherwise their former friends would try everything to sabotage them behind their back, unable to cope with someone other than them going up in life.

The only way to solve their rotten nature would be a chink-like reeducation camp where favela-dwellers learn to behave more like jews and less like gipsies.

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Daily :marseydose: gen Alpha :marseyblops2chadcel2: brain :marseyneuron: rot

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(This totally happened)

To the carpenter with the SS tattoo in Lakewood, I hope you hit your your thumb with a hammer

Driving down Warren Rd this afternoon when I stopped at the light and looked to my right.

Quickly noticed the driver's right inner forearm had an unmistakable SS tattoo all proud and shit.

I truly hope your arms gets mangled to shit so that you can't jerk off you butthole.

Edited to add: I'm assuming he was a carpenter since he had a working van with a Carpenter's Union sticker on the back window.

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Kill all bhangideshis nuke them :pepereegun:
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I hate to say this, but don't do magic against him. He has a form of protection surrounding him that feeds off of magic done against him. You will have better results if you focus your magic on helping his opponent or protecting yourself and others. I wish it would work to bind him or do a freezer spell, but you will only be helping him

holy shit drump is powerful :marseyworried:

Some other witches have mentioned that doing spells directly against tRrump are not as effective as we might hope as he seems to have some kind of protection around him. A freezer spell against Project 2025 would likely be useful, but I wouldn't give the cheeto any more attention right now (He hates to be ignored, right? lol)

A lot of people are taking the opportunity to do protection and uplifting kinds of spells to help Kamala & the Democrats, rather than attacking the other side. An awesome spell that can be repeated many times is the Blue Wave Spell by Michael M. Hughes: https://michaelmhughes.medium.com/blue-wave-2-0-a-magical-spell-to-save-america-2bc2712d6538 . I have done it before and it is powerful! Good luck and godspeed! πŸ’œ

who wants to click that link for me

it would probably be more effective to register to vote and donate to the Harris campaign!

Why not both?

:marseywitch:

Against Trump: By the moons pale glow and the whispering breeze, I cast a curse upon the hearts that freeze. Let arrogance crumble, pride turn to dust, as souls awaken, in humility they trust.

Against his supporters: I weave this spell: shadows retreat, their malevolence quell. May kindness bloo , compassion ignite, and darkness fade into the morning light.

To encourage people to vote: In the twilight embrace, where stars align, I weave this spell, a beacon to shine. To empower hearts, ignite the flame.let every voice echo, without shame. In addition A candle for light, a feather to wave as light as hope and a mint sprig to spread clarity and dispel doubt.

:marseyfortuneteller:

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