!maBIPOCs

Good lord bongs are fricking awful but their tv programming is also dogshit lol

https://www.northjersey.com/story/news/2024/07/23/kamala-harris-coconut-tree-meme-explained/74512342007/

El Mayo used to organize the logistics of trafficking multiple metric tons of cocaine from Colombia to the US, first in collaboration with El Chapo and then as leader of the cartel. He has been wanted and with multi-million dollar bounties on him for more than two decades and had never been arrested until today.

abovr

He seems to believe the shooter was a CIA asset and that Biden was involved with zero evidence to support any of that I also recall him believing the covid vaccine is designed to erase our memories and make us easier to control chemically among many other things.

Basically want to make the hole look a bit nicer. Post pics, art whatever. The pepe with a Himachal background and apple is nice, if there's anything you have like that. I want anime girl pics too but I concede I'm a weeb so I might not be objective, should there be anime girl pics? As a pro it'd be easier to generate state specific content.

!bharatiya

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Here we spot wild Bardfinn Bluesky activities.

Be valid and ping ! bardfinn for something worthwhile or create a new thread.

A republican is walking along a street in Washington D.C. and Michelle Obama in a hookers outfit catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks Michelle Obama, "How much do you charge?" She replies, "It starts at $500 for a hand-job." The republican says, "$500 dollars! For a hand-job! Jesus Christ! No hand-job is worth that kind of money!" Michelle Obama says, "Do you see that Denny's on the corner?" "Yes." "Do you see the Denny's about a block further down?" "Yes." "And beyond that, do you see that third Denny's?" "Yes." "Well," she continues, smiling invitingly, "I own those. And, I own them because I give a hand-job that's worth $500." Guy says, "What the heck? You only live once. I'll give it a try." They retire to a nearby motel.

A short time later, the guy is sitting on the bed realizing that he just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime, worth every bit of $500. He is so amazed, he says, "I suppose a blow-job is $1,000?" Michelle Obama replies, "$1,500." "$1,500? My God! No blow-job could be worth that. A televangelist wouldn't pay that for a blow-job!" Mrs. Obama replies, "Step over here to the window, big boy. Do you see the United States Capitol just across the street? I own that place outright. And I own it because I give a blow-job that's worth every cent of $1,500." The guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job, decides to put off the new car for another year or so, and says, "Sign me up."

Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before. He can scarcely believe it but he feels he truly got his money's worth. He decides to dip into the retirement savings for one glorious and unforgettable experience. He asks Mrs. Obama, "How much for peepeeing me up the arse?" Michelle replies, "Come over here to the window, I want to show you something. Do you see how the whole city of Washington D.C is splayed out before us, with the White House right in the center as its crowning jewel? All those beautiful lights, classical architecture, and showpieces displaying our great history?" "Darn!" the guy says, in awe, "You own the whole capitol?

"No," Michelle Obama replies, "but I would if I had a peepee."

2. A whore, a , and an r-slur walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says," OH MY GAWD! ALL THE FIRST LADIES GETTING ALONG!"

Penny Frowns in the corner of the room, realizing these people have stolen xir identity.

3. For any of you who say racism in the US isn't a thing, I just want you to remember that in 2003 George Bush couldn't tell the difference between a towelhead from Iraq and an engineer turned terrorist from Saudi Arabia.

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It's horrible.. Plane crashed while landing in Nepal... pic.twitter.com/Q3HfJvMtH8

— Mr Sinha (@MrSinha_) July 24, 2024

On behalf of all Indian Men...

Thank You for sparing us. 🙏 pic.twitter.com/fDtNllruoa

— Incognito (@Incognito_qfs) July 24, 2024

How are foids this unselfaware. She was looking at her face on her phone the whole time as she blabbered. Yet, no reflection()

Reasons-She is an ugly woman

Fin

Ears canonically no longer exist in Chainsaw Man pic.twitter.com/cs1nHSlDaD

— Phoebe (@tfwPhoebe) July 23, 2024