!metashit

I had a decent amount I got into at 100 something a share back in the day, but I have to decided to go all in at 125 a share post split.

I sold everything - the amazon, the voo, every single asset I have was sold and dumped into nvidia. I will either retire in a few years or move under a bridge.

He's a little jackson pollack

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TIL that IKEA founder Ingvar Kamprad (who started the company when he was 17) flew coach, stayed in budget hotels, drove a 20 yo Volvo and always tried to get his haircuts in poor countries. He died at 91 in 2018 with an estimated net worth of almost $60 billion.

Let's do this Sneedman style again. Tessa Fowler is the femme du jure.

!coomers behave

My favorite anecdote about him: "Even though he had a car, Kamprad often used the bus. In fact, he was once refused entry into a gala because he had arrived on the bus. He had to attend the event to receive a 'businessman of the year' award."

He also liked to eat lunch at IKEAs, preferably before noon, when the coffee was free. Oh, and also, he was an active member of the Swedish nazi movement in the 40s

True to the region he grew up in, he was stingy.

!chuds it is okay to label an entire race as monetarily stingy

A lot of it is myth that he carefully crafted. He most definitely drove Porsches and luxury cars, lived in mansions in Switzerland, flew private jets. They peddled this story so that when IKEA really fricked up (cutting down virgin forests, using prisoners as cheap labor, etc.), they sent out Kamprad in a off brand suit where he yapped about being a simple man and that mistakes were made, blah blah, the media fawned over it and the issue forgotten.

Whatever all this haircut nonsense is

!burgers

"Nobody needs $60B" and something about Costco

This concludes my effortpost.

P.S.

!alligatorfrickhouse and !fhqwhgads I forgot to say hi

This is frickin hilarious, someone high up at albanese is a big military nerd because the only non-standard gummies they sell are these and gummy toy soldiers

Here's a funny bit where this r-slur things his bonus is taxed at a different (higher) rate (it's not, he's just r-slurred, it's withheld at a different rate, but at 25% not 45%)

R-slur trots out the "Billionaires don't pay any taxes" argument again, but this time someone points out how r-slurred he is

And finally, an r-slur who COMPLETELY misses the point of the simplistic meme and doubles down when it's explained to him (notice how the rational poster has like no votes)

/u/my_apathy is officially a SEXIST he called witchesvspatriarchy a CULT you can't do that to such a wholesome, feminist, sub and here at Massey Central good Sikhs like me won't stand for this kind of vitriol towards the brave witchy feminist heroes of Reddit.

I will fricking end you motherlover

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— Your Typical Local Man (@LocalBateman) June 22, 2024

!karaboga, why does every country have the same flag. Must be prey behavior.

Also @Aevann, where is the herstory hole? Can we not post there or did it get zucced?

Main link is the original clip of the man Tarzaned airing dirty laundry

This is said woman's reaction on twitter u disgusting peace of shit think it's ok to talk about my Abortion that I had and lie about the whole thing. (and more!)

Here's the clip of dantes screaming like an r-slur that got posted to reddit Heres another one where he calls it where he calls it "the most traumatic event either of them have ever been through"

Heres the leaker whining about how a man who plays league of legends 12 hours a day for a living hasnt been a good friend

Reddit LSF post of the clip with the leaks

reddit LSF post of the clip of Dantes screaming

neither of these threads are very interesting YET, but theres surely more to come

!dotards look upon these fools and laugh