Picking the "best" user on rdrama.net is like trying to crown a champion in a circus of chaos—it's subjective, depends on what you value, and the site's anarchic nature resists tidy rankings. Rdrama doesn't exactly hand out gold stars; it's more about who stirs the pot hardest or leaves the most memorable wreckage. Still, based on the site's culture of drama amplification, trolling, and unhinged creativity, a few names float to the top from the muck of posts and lore.

@Vegeta (Carp) might take the cake if you measure "best" by sheer impact. He's the mastermind behind the BIPOCenning meltdown—a 10-hour Blood on the Clocktower implosion sparked by one word—that's still a benchmark for rdrama havoc. His refusal to apologize and knack for turning games into legend cement him as a chaotic force. Users call him "our loving overlord fish man," half in jest, half in awe, and his antics ripple through the site's history like a grenade in a clown car.

@S's another contender if you prize relentless, schizoposting energy. He's a prolific shit-stirrer—think the feminist critique post from 2022 or his rumored role in meme-ing Soren into a punching bag during their "feud." His alts (like @MarseyIsMyWaifu) and omnipresence in the site's absurdity make him a folk hero to some, a menace to others. He's less a single event and more a vibe—chaotic, unapologetic, and always lurking.

@Aevann gets a nod if "best" means foundational clout. As a site runner (or at least tied to its bones via GitHub echoes), he's less a drama generator and more an enabler—the puppet master who keeps the stage lit. A 2022 RedditAlternatives comment gushes, "Aevann is the best and he also has a very nice peepee," which, true or not, captures the mix of reverence and irreverence he inspires. He's less visible in meltdowns but omnipresent in the site's DNA.

Others like @Modern_Major_General (Jeff) or @Soren could vie for it—Jeff for chronicling BIPOCenning with exhausted flair, Soren for being a dramatic lightning rod—but Carp and Schizocel stand out for raw, user-driven legend. If "best" is who embodies rdrama's soul—unhinged, provocative, and unforgettable—Carp's got the edge for that one iconic blowout. Schizocel's the dark horse for consistency. Pick your poison; the site's a mess either way.

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lol every single time I ask grok about this site it mentions the BIPOCenning incident with uno

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I'm convinced at this point Big Foid is assasinating researchers and suppressing investment in robofus.

Right off the bat, I'm American, and this is just my best guess, but I've been talking to and hearing a lot of Americans say stuff like "oh if it came to it it would be over in a day" or some stuff like that. WRONG

We. Would. Not. Be. Able. To. Stop. The. Bombings.

I don't think most Americans consider how much easier fighting a war is when you can identify your enemy by skin color and language, you guys speak English (mostly) you have basically the same demographic makeup as the US, basically what I'm saying is that you are the platonic ideal for a partisan guerilla campaign.

You can't buy KN03 in Canada because the government is worried people would make black powder with it. Americans have nothing to fear from !leafs bombing them.

I can pretty much guarantee that the first thing the Canadian military high command does is erase all records of who is in the Canadian military, hide all of their leopards, their jets, their stuff that is on par with US military tech in bunkers in the Northern Territories and destroy the fricking maps, you won't be using them for a while, but they're nice to have around if needed.

No. We haven't even destroyed the long gun registry 20 years after a court ordered it to happen.

The Canadian military will then systematically erase any identifiable signatures it has, servicemen and women will burn their ID cards, their uniforms, bury caches of small arms, explosives, anti tank weapons, anti air rockets.

Lmao no. Most CAF members have little to no real training. They don't have the ammo needed to train. Heck they got rid of post basic training! !burgers that right leafs go to basic and then "learn on the job".

This war would not look like anything the US has ever seen before in its history, this war would look like car bombs in Des Moines Iowa every day, Police Stations being shot up in every state of the Union, political assassinations.

Canadians allowed themselves to be disarmed (at least the lefties did). They don't have guns to shoot with.

/u/Grotesque_Bisque You're a moron jacking off to fantasy

its says they rare, butt not when we're living in the end times. There were three such sightings last year

https://rdrama.net/h/maxn/post/318599/third-rare-doomsday-fishcarporeon-washes-ashore

Just a coincidence im sure, butt dont tell that to the tech billionaires planning for something

https://rdrama.net/h/spooky/post/239388/mark-zuckerberg-marseysnappyspent-187-million-marseybux

also dont tell the Doomsday Clock

https://rdrama.net/h/mnn/post/239554/doomsday-clock-marseywait-now-to-say

also these prophecies be wack, when the pope is sick af

https://rdrama.net/h/dioceseofrdrama/post/321468/the-prophecymarseyfortunetellerof-st-malachy-pope-francis

https://rdrama.net/h/maxn/post/343322/pope-francismarseypope-has-been-sick-marseysick

https://rdrama.net/h/mmn/post/343604/pope-marseypope-warned-confidants-marseyorthodox-he

I JUST FOUND OUT THAT PUFF IS NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE OR COLLECT MONEY WHILE HE’S LOCKED UP SO I’MA SEND HIS HALF OF THE MONEY TO JUSTIN

— ye (@kanyewest) February 7, 2025

Bottom text.

One of my CDs matures next week. It was a 6-month, 4.90%.

I checked last month and the 6-month rate was 4.1%, now it's 4.0%. Clearly Trumpenomics hasn't kicked in yet.

Which is the better move for my renewal:

Women's idea of romance is cheating

Top Drama

Relative Drama (takes into account the size of the subreddit)

autodrama: returning jobs to dramneurodivergents. Ping HeyMoon if there are any problems or you have a suggestion

The author of this article was Bush's speech writer famous for crafting the axis of evil

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2003/jan/28/usa.iran

He went on and on about how there was nothing canada or mexico could do to prevent the tariffs and then he rolled over in less then 48 hours. And as a canadian im not gonna forget about this anytime soon. Ill keep buying canadian.

Lol, he straight up said that the tarrifs were contingent on whether canada/mexico met his demands regarding illegal immigration/human trafficking/fentnyl which they did. Him threatening tarrifs worked and him not having to implement them is a good thing for the economy. How embarrassing tho

edit: dumb with the same illiterate sentiments

https://old.reddit.com/r/GenZ/comments/1ih85fc/did_trump_just_immediately_fold/

https://old.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1ih3knc/i_28f_caught_my_husband_32m_doing_the_most/

I'm 28F, my husband is 32M.

Not a good start, he's a confirmed groomer.

He's always wanted kids [..] I don't express myself as super excited about it.

Stop wasting his time, b-word!

I've seen so many depressed moms who regret their decision

How many happy mothers do you reckon she's encountered that she completely discounts because she can't relate to them?

Last month was our marriage anniversary [..] he had a gift for me. I was excited. I opened the box and it was so creepy. It was a realistic doll like how a baby looks.

Even the sight of a baby upsets her. This woman is ROTTEN!

I was so creeped out, but I didn't want to ruin the night, so I just said thanked him and went to bed.

Now she's denying s*x to her husband on their anniversary because he actually got her a gift from his heart and not a Stanley cup handbag or whateverthefrick

a few days pass and last night sunday, he went out with his friends. [..] he'd be home late. [..] At 4 AM, I woke up to get ready for my shift. I went downstairs and saw him passed out on the couch. I went closer to wake him up so he wouldn't hurt his back sleeping there.

He would rather risk his back than risk waking up this harpy

Next to him was his drinks. A bottle of lube. And that silicone sticky doll. Without clothes. Placed on his private parts. He was just laying there. Passed out.

This man is so desperate to be a father he used a doll and the lube that his frigid wife needs to simulate the warmth of the child she won't provide him with, and HE'S the monster?

Disturbed. I quietly went upstairs, grabbed some clothes and left. I called in sick and checked into a hotel.

Any reason to get out an honest day's labor with these harlots

i don't know how to tell my friends or family. I'm Indian

EDIT TO THIS POST. A lot of people are asking about picture. Before leaving the house, i took a picture because i knew no one would believe me.

Now admitting to an actual crime, very good!

Or, more likely, this is a bored 20-something troll that realized getting proof made way more sense than running off, not understanding that running off with no proof is what an actual woman would do.

When you're pretending to be a woman you must heed this

recently I read a whore justify herself with evolution, and learned that the peepee displaces other men's c*m because we're born for free love. We're whores at heart, every womyn was a frick machine until fundies put us everywhere in chains.

This is based on a few studies, here's one

Results obtained by modifying an artificial peepee suggest that the coronal ridge is an important morphological feature mediating semen displacement...

basically they made fleshlights and tested how well the plastic peepee removed semen from the tube. that's the kind of hands-on science we know and love

but think about it, does semen really stay in there long enough that "displacing" after has a huge advantage? Certainly it's useful, but how much? insemination happens pretty quickly so the lingering sperm probably isn't going to inseminate her if the ejaculation didn't. And even then the rest is fully removed in five days. So either everyone was having Aella gangbangs, the returns are diminishing, or perhaps there's an alternative explanation.

The ones I found were "Structural Integrity" and "Pleiotropy" but those are anti-climactic

With the help of my friends, I've erected a fourth, and final, theory.

The blood plunger

BLOOD is a bigger barrier to insemination than sperm I think. Since we've not always had lovey-dovey foreplay for some enjoyable, LUBRICATED s*x, I imagine vaginal trauma was more common. I.e.

After all, what big "sexual ingredient" isn't necessary at all for impregnation?

That's right, the female orgasm.

Now look, I'm not exactly happy with this conclusion, I'm not an incel I have female friends, r*pe is bad.

But I do believe I'm onto something here for a PURELY MECHANICAL QUESTION without any ethical extensions.

A question posed and answered in the spirit of Die fröhliche Wissenschaft

In short, the blood produced during s*x would prevent or severely inhibit insemination, and the peepee plunges it out.

Have I convinced you?

Now I'm not a scientist, but I do know the contact information for the real scientists who've published the original studies, and I drafted the following:

I honestly just want to bounce this idea off you guys and get some help with the draft. how well would an academic receive this

Because sometimes you'll have to contact tech support. And they'll refer to you by your stated name. And you'll have to sign off your emails with your stated name. And in my case those emails are sent from a gmail account that proudly shows my real, actual name.

I'm just happy that I had the restraint to avoid naming myself Nate Higgers or the like.

The name I signed up with came from this meme which randomly popped in my mind when registering

I wanna be the semi r-slurred midwit bf to an intellectual queen