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:marseyduck: smoked duck breast :marseymommymilkers:

@Aisha tried out smoking five spice and brown sugar duck breasts for dinner

:#shyduckgenocide:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738810840MfU5tScLxgH2Kg.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738810843rUk_P4wGKRp3ZA.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738810845LkZOq4kZN8EAgQ.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738810847jJK6a_WT23tEUg.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738810850eGl5K-vCtsCr1w.webp

turned out dericious. Am trying to figure out a plan for the leftovers for tomorrow.

!meatshit

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please PLEASE someone in jew york go to this and report back PLEAEs

quick point of privilege :marseynerd3: reminder of dsa types:

so anyway literally everyone hates this r-slurred idea and obviously a major !moidmoment by some limpwristed bluepilledcel to lure some baddie into their mom's basement :marseyscared:

reactións:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738507730hfdb4m3W6GcMPA.webp

:leninbewrongchallengeimpossible:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738507730O-i-tpbu_zvzUQ.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738507731Q4NdUFkDOZX3wA.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738507731r1kpuF045Gv5Kw.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738507731jf6l6lb0i120QA.webp

:marseygiggle: ⛏️⛏️⛏️⛏️⛏️

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738507731Hixom5GfCld83Q.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738507732RX_HIJts9cWA4g.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738507732RWlGyj2cnxipiA.webp

some poor dramatard that seethes that foids like hamas piker will be one step closer to suicide bc of this screenie 🥰🥰🥰🥰

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738507733RalhjUb_iTmgrg.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738507733J7elmhHH4Jo9Gg.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738507734D2H64nygZUngbg.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17385077340Nn7VHcJFEyi0w.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738507734lWZmLvWYwVyPwA.webp

and it goes on and on and basically death to the dsa glory to the volcels :marseymanysuchcases:

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Redditors spot a 1488 Hail Elon CyberTruck :marseyxd:

					
					
					
	

				
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You are wrong.

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Federal elections :marseystonetoss:

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MARSEY AND BARDFINN ARE NOW CANON IN THE HEATHCLIFF CINEMATIC UNIVERSE :marseyhappening: new 'otss
Community Note by @KindaKongy

Kitty Korner tidbits are read-submitted :marseynotes:

https://heathcliff.com/kitty-korner/

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Daddy fails a made up test - All the news thats fit to print

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M...marsey? :marseychad: :marseytrans:
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:marseyflagcanada: [SEETHE LEVEL 10] :redlight: If you are a conservative and you support Trump, you are a traitor, to the whole entire country : AskCanada :marseymoose:

					
					

leafcucks are BIG MAD! 2,105 comments of delicious Canadian seethe to pour onto your pancakes :marseylickinglips:

I get it people don't like Trudeau but to side with someone who is literally trying to destroy your country is wild.

I didn't realise Trump did this? :marseyconfused:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738533890KV7EktKDXjDnkg.webp

I'm a conservative, I agree with Trudeaus response… we have too respond we can't just sit back

:really: Entire Canadian military force:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738533890jauBah8bOoE8kw.webp

https://media.tenor.com/4l_IBJeHNZ4AAAAx/morgan-freeman-good-luck.webp

Frick les traîtres!!!

Traitors..? :marseyconfused:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17385338902-BOqhtmFD1NeQ.webp

:marseyfrenchitsover2: Frogs go literally two seconds without switching sides challenge

As an American, I'm so sorry that our idiotic country voted for this guy.

:marseybegging: please love me

So do something about it :gigachad2:

Mass protests in all 50 states are planned for February 5th.

:marse#ysal: mass protests huh?

How insane must somebody be to support a foreign politician (which is kinda weird by itself, I don't walk around with hats of foreign politicians 🤣🤣🤣)

:marseysmug3: Uh, yeah almost like Canada is just an American state at this point, huh? Someone :marseytrump: should do something about that...

Woa there buddy, don't go getting all patriotic on unceded land. According to its leader, Canada is a post-national state with no core identity, after all.

:chudsmug#: :chudglassesglo#w: chuds are so fricking boring

If you support the leader of a nation who openly declares war on our country and constantly talks about annexing us, you're a fricking traitor. :marseydisagree:

He declared WAR? No way. Do you have a link to anything saying that? :marseycatbert2:

Not all wars are fought with sticks

Nowadays they're fought with :marseytunaktunakinvasion: !

By the way, THE ENTIRE SUBREDDIT is just a huge struggle session about DJT. :marseytrump: :soysnooseethe: There's more seethe here than I know what to do with.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738533891WI2OAmdeoK14TA.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738533891Mt6dtdGwXPNapw.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17385338910VxaDYBOxt4bxw.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738533891SUfznb4SwecqLQ.webp

https://old.reddit.com/r/AskCanada/comments/1ig4q57/asking_the_important_question_everyday_is_trump/ REPORTMAXXERS IN IN IN :marseyreportmaxxer2:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17385338919yDgEdJUm54n4Q.webp

All I can see is a people ripe for conquering. Demoralised and impotent, the Canadian nation has jeeted itself into irrelevance. :marseytunaktunak: !leafs weigh in

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[GOOMBLE :marseyladybugitsover:] That helicopter pilot. You know the one. !friendsofredactor0, this bet is for you.

Definitely a transwoman. I feel it in my bones. - 28 bets

Terrible driving? 100% biofoid. - 288 bets

Only a moid could be that stupid. - 29 bets

We'll never know :marseyladybugshrug: (wins if we don't find out who the pilot was before 2026) - 8 bets


Send me the article when we find out, and don't yap at me if we already know who the pilot is because:

A. That just means the bet is literally free money.

B. I don't watch the news.

C. It's almost midnight. Go to bed.

D. :marseysassy:

!remindme 24 hours "close the helipcotper"

!bets

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not Haivng him as Ur lock Screen bcuz Ur ashamed of His Face ? That Just means U guys are a Private , Introverted , Discrete Couple . not Like all those other Gross weirdos Doing PDA on the Tram !! cant Stop stalking Ur hotter Exes On their Socials ? it's Because U Kno they Cant Compare 2 Ur Boyfriend's GROUNDED, DOWN TO EARTH , UNIQUE hotness <3

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Rusty Loves the Galaxy Projector 💜

What a lovely night, tucked into bed with the boys and mister man :marseyjump: :marseyandmarcus: :marseygrouphug:

!animalposters !cats

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:marseykingcrown: :marseykneel:
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Our boi Scot narrating this cuck saga

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Ick Thread on Mumsnet

BEST :capypharaoh:


For me it was many years ago when I finally finally got together with a lad I'd had a crush on for about 3 years. About 2 months after we started seeing each other he invited me to his house. Which is where he committed the unforgivable sin of picking up a broom and sweeping the kitchen floor.

this neighbor sweeping :marseylaugh:

I took a man to bed and in the throws of passion he bent me over and as he inserted I did the loudest most drawn out fanny fart in human history. Sounded like a ship coming in to dock. He went as limp as an under-cooked prawn instantly.

Hahahahahaha its called a queef u limey b-word

!fartneighbors vagina fart valid or naw?

Talked about a gay dating website and his obsession with bussy. Then said in a hush tone that "the capybara was a mussad spy" whatever that means. When the check came he threatened me with a "dorg" if i didn't pay.

:#marseysalutepride:

GOOD :marseydarkpizzashill:


Interesting how many of these, despite being trivial, are somehow signifiers of unmanliness!

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I spoke to a guy on the phone (from a dating site) - he said I made him chuckle. That was the end of the call for me.

LOL chuckle is such a straggy word almost as straggy as "lol".... IRONIC LOL!!!!!!

he had feminine hands

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A boyfriend used to use the car indicator by gripping it between his thumb and index finger, with the rest of his fingers up in the air. It gave me the completely irrational ick.

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I binned one because he smelled of nothing. No soap, no toothpaste, no body odour, no strags or beer or dust - nothing at all. It was like trying to communicate with a ghost.

It was worse than the one I binned for ordering decaf coffee. No, it isn't just the same only without the caffeine. Or the one I never even considered saying yes to a date with because he vaguely waved a teabag at a cup of watery milk from the opposite end of the staff kitchen before adding 4 heaped spoons of sugar.

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Meeting in the nearest city and rang me to ask where he should park. Ick.

Went to eat at Ginos restaurant, you know the chain. Walked in and he called it posh. ick

Then while waiting for our food, told me he'd never tried wine. Ever. Ick ick ick

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MADE ME ANGRY :crap:


I was instantly planning my exit from a guy who wore a hand knitted jumper his mum had made him on our second date 😂

i love my mom 😾

My husband says he's going to go and shower, instead of going to have a shower, and it is one of the many things that make me think I can't live with him much longer

if i am living with someone i do the same thing, so they have chance to go to the bathroom before hand.

its common courtesy when u r living with someone and only have 1 bathroom.

Went to a pub for first date. To pay for the drinks he got a little leather purse out of his pocket and counted out the coins. That shows you how long ago that was when you could buy two drinks with loose change. It was the careful way he counted it. It looked so miserly.

anti semitism!!!!

!jews

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Who remember this Photo?? : cuba

					
					
					
	

				
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Another great example of American education going down the drain

https://preview.redd.it/has-anyone-else-seen-this-v0-q3d130l45fhe1.jpeg?width=1080&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=7f669e1b5f7543325f5b91e914f66c5cad7c4f11

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link to post

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738524615QZ5BFQrI9PEx4A.webp

Literally DAYS after getting married (audacity :marseychonkerfoid: ) and therefore securing an income, mediocre Physics youtuber contracted a fake illness called 'Long COVID', which has no medical basis in reality.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738524616D6b9seXaVk2EOA.webp

She very much enjoyed the free money and attention being rained over her in volumes that were far greater than they ever were when she was making videos about :sciencejak: hecking science.

However, this career move seems to have dried up since Fresh competition has now shown up on the scene and is drawing the attention of her simps.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738524694aOha371VvoFZ7w.webp

:marseywould:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738524616J4q5qKbnnn6p5Q.webp

:vomit#:

Though her years of living out the female fantasy of being a waking corpse are behind her, the reality of having wasted several fertile years on a grift may dawn on her soon. :marseydejected:

What causes a sufferer of 'Long COVID' to suddenly recover with no apparent changes to treatment? Are there any other diseases that suddenly go into remission with no impetus? It's one of the many mysteries about the female body that doctors must investigate, like why PCOS magically stops existing when you lose 20lbs. :marseyshrug: We'll just never know.

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:!soyjakfat: Fat, unionised public servants try to LARP as heroes of The Republic, end up crying, melting down :soyjakfat:

REMEMBER YOUR OATH, BRAVE SOLDIERS!


:#soymad: "I'm feeling so defeated and depressed as a two fed family. I can't take much more of this."
:#soymad: "I have honestly cried most of the day today. ."
:#soymad: "I've been scared for myself and my friends/work family."
:#soymad: "I'm a middle school social studies teacher and everything I keep seeing just makes me think of 1930s Germany or 1950s Russia."
:#soymad: "I did not sign up to be customer service rep to die and compromise my health. I'm bordering suicidal and had to have my antidepressants upped today."

Jesus Christ, burgers, what the frick did Trump/Elon do?? Is this just about laying off federal employees??

link to the literal Command HQ of the Reddit army

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:marseyglow: they are talking about the Vegas shooting :marseyshutitdown:
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!g*mers @kaamrev

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Ye is currently dunking on random foids on IG.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738759619pjJtRpDMoAoteA.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738759619rwwQ9DZSVThZFA.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738759619QNqCZnd0Juvpzg.webp

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738759709qJOeEPDkTqCOVQ.webp

Anyone who has IG can you go see what else hes up to.

!thotpatrollers

!tmz

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what happened that guy on RDRAMA who said he was giving up dating for an AI mimicking the voice and manners of his dead wife?

remembered this after linkrel

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Freezer Spell vs the Patriarchy was removed and Account was given a warning

					
					

How is big sis going to freeze the whole entire patriarchy if she can't even freeze reddit jannies 😭

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