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I got banned from 100s of subreddits for sending Merari the copypasta of him begging in an unban request on comics :marseyxd:

I got banned from all 200 of his subreddits he has an autobot to do this :marseyxd:

I am now banned from over 500 subreddits on this account after also upsetting the hentai powermods before

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17356873860-lu9Zvww6DQtA.webp

!merari

I got banned from /r/comics for this

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735687496zVI9nmGgXlYopA.webp

I sent a couple of messages asking why I got banned for this, they completely ignored me, so I sent that copypasta

INSTANT seething ban from everything, they read all the modmail of course :marseyxd:

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Demons are redeemable drama
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Lord of Mysteries 2: Circle of inevitability chapter 877
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Carnivore r-slurs are the new vegans of the internet now that the pendulum has swung back. And they're twice as r-slurred as vegans.

					
					

https://instagram.com/reel/DBn6_IfxWZc/

https://instagram.com/reel/DEa5xcZRukT/

Vegans at least are mostly sane annoying cute twinks. These people are aggressively, violently r-slurred.

I eagerly await the creation of schizochud AIDS when one of these BIPOCs eats a raw chimp liver or something.

Here's another really funny one, this isn't satire btw:

https://instagram.com/reel/DDzvs4xx450/

!nonchuds

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I stumbled upon a post on /r/NPR of the :marseysowsmug: :marseyreapcrying: voot bloo no madda who black trans lives matter ultra-wokeoids getting cannibalized by their own listeners, because they do not hate Drumpf enough and are being "unfair" towards Biden :soysnootypefast: :soysnooseethe: :soyjaktantrumfast: :marseyitsallsotiresome:, and well, I just clicked on the profile of a random commenter, called /u/Knower_of_somnothing who calls himself a "mega-progressive" to see how much reddit has been affecting the mental health of terminally online antisocial urbanites in the 2020s. :marseyclueless:

However, I was shocked to see that this leddit user is a Progressivecel version of Anders Breivik :bruh:, the user is very obsessed with IQ points, constantly mentions 4chan, and hates jannies, something uncharacteristic of the average redditor with /r/politics brainrot, and very likely an inside job of a Dramanaut, KiwiFarmer, Sharteen, or 4chud.

So deep inside, I hope to Allah (SWT) that /u/Knower_of_somnothing is just a shitposter from /pol/ making fun of redditors during election season.... but this seems unlikely, since he has been non-stop posting his mass shooter manifestos for over a year, and has very upmarseyd comments, let a user like this be put on the museum of 2020s internet brainrot, a cautionary tale for future generations who might start to rebel against social media and culture war doomposting:


1. Anyone and everyone who tries in any way to frick with the election should be hanged until death like the law states. :feraljaktantrum:


2. I am definitely a mega progressive, I hate republicans, fascism, russia, and any kind of hate. So when I hear NPR being soft on trump, I question why more people let them slide? :smugjak:


3. Nobody wants to unify with garbage nazis. What do you not understand about that? You are a shitty loud minority, and we will progress this country without you all. You all lost all respect years ago; lucky for you, you will benefit from the progress. Best thing to do is just shut the frick up after the election, but we all know you'll go smear shit on the walls of some government building and get arrested. :soysnootypefast:

Ledditor version of the "you sound like a seething jewish chad, Trump won, get over it" copypasta :marseyhorseshoe::#wingcucks:


4. https://i.rdrama.net/images/17304781596975462.webp :marseyleftoidschizo:


5. https://i.rdrama.net/images/17304781599296527.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17304781604101722.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17304781607235422.webp

Why are both leftoids and rightoids so much obsessed with the IQ points of people they believe to be subhumans worthy of death? :marseynooticeglow:


6. https://i.rdrama.net/images/1730478160146309.webp

A MAGNeurodivergent wants to leave the MAGA cult? you would expect that ledditors would let their inner Evangelical take hold and welcome new Democrat voters with open arms, but no lol, to this future mass shooter, there is no forgiveness for the unforgivable sin of being a Drumpflermort supporter, once a RethugliKKKan always a RethugliKKKan, your only form of mercy is getting choked before you burn to death at the stake


7. https://i.rdrama.net/images/1730478160285173.webp

Once again, my post is not a "lol look at this crazy libtard amrite fellow MAGA pedes? :marseypepe:", this guy is a genuine schizo mass shooter in the making who hates even Democrats who despise Trump, it does not matters even if you are a hardcore vote blue no matter who Black Trans Lives Matter Trump 4 Prison Kamalabro, this guy still fricking hates your guts for existing, and wants revenge against those who he feels wronged him because he is an r-slur that is likely already on a mass shooter/Trump assassin FBI watch list.

He just uses culture war politics and faux-Progressive/right-side-of-history lingo to justify his emo edgelord misanthropy and fedposting straight out of 2004 VampireFreaks, the "everyone is welcome in our movement, we do not discriminate" doctrines has led to countless charlatans, grifters, predators, manipulators, outright malicious and violent people to infiltrate Progressive/faux-Leftist/Gaming/Animation/Geek circles in the past decade or so, politics and working for your friends and community be darned, they just want what benefits them and themselves only.


8. https://i.rdrama.net/images/17304781605338483.webp :#bruh:


9. https://i.rdrama.net/images/1730478160933175.webp

To be expected, he actually despises Palestine, and is honest about why he does not gives a shit about it..... because he heckin christofascist MAGA bigot chud Paleschudians hate LGBTQIAP2S folx :marseyeyeroll:


10. https://i.rdrama.net/images/17304781610512016.webp

:#marseyprojection: https://media1.tenor.com/m/bXaqMucdvMYAAAAd/when-the-coping-is-too-strong-cope.gif


!schizos !grillers !fedposters !reportmaxxers

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:marseyelonmusk: decided to give in to his :autism: completely and called all Labour members libertarians :marseybonggenocide:

Tbf he's not wrong just :marseyautism:

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I Dared Defend Canada on X. The Response Was Chilling : canada | Tard says trump was mean, people are mean to him

					
					
					
	

				
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r/theadamfriedlandshow has been banned

The downward spiral keeps going, yet another CT sub has fallen. ๐Ÿ˜ญ Cumboys and cumgirls are the most persecuted people on reddit. Nick leaves, and now reddit kicks us off again. Dark times.

Many NSFW subs recently got banned for being "unmoderated" actually like /r/drugs. reddit sucks butt.

/r/redscarepod is next in line for the rope, betting on it.

Edit: NVM it's back up :marseyembrace:

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Fatass that can't sit down and write because he's busy eating says an Elden Ring movie could happen.

https://www.reddit.com/r/boxoffice/s/twZojbLKcj

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The most r-slurred malicious compliance you'll ever see against the staff cuts
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https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=42902740

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President Donald J. Trump addresses the pizzashill drinking issue

!metashit

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:!elonsalute:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738019573gtuoJcYA6-SoiA.webp

:#marseyaware:

Too soon, manul. Very troubling.

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I'm sorry

I'm sorry

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Congratulations!
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When was the last time you rawdogged a meeting?

I had a staff meeting this morning where I had to present some stuff my team had been working on, so I had to sit up at the front of the room with my boss and the leads and PMs of other teams, so I couldn't play on my phone or hide behind my laptop.

It was awful. I think computers and phones have brainrotted me. I tried to focus on other teams' boring presentations but I couldn't make myself care and I was super twitchy. At one point I locked eyes with the cute guy I fancy who was sitting at the corner of the table near the back, but then I was afraid he could see my crazed animal panic at being denied stimulation for even a few hours, so I think I may have ruined my chances with him.

I tried to mentally review my slides to prepare for my own presentation - my own talk is more interesting because it involves me :marseyembrace:, and stuff I know/sort of care about - but I already knew all those slides because I made them, so I couldn't entertain myself. There was an analog clock on the wall opposite me and I kept focusing on that: it had one of those second hands that doesn't tick, it just makes a ceaseless smooth sweep, arcing through time excruciatingly slowly. It takes so fricking long for a minute to pass when someone is reading slides of text to you in an accented monotone.

I used to sit through hours and hours of lectures and classes at university. I used to have the ability to focus and take in information that wasn't immediately entertaining or useful to me. I think I might be fricked or need medication or to burn all my electronic devices and run away to the woods to live deliberately and murder living creatures for sustenance and entertainment.

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Boston is full of a bunch of fricking nazis

					
					
					
	

				
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:#marseycut:

https://media.tenor.com/j0BAcRArt6kAAAAx/luka-luka-doncic.webp

Let's say this is possible, in a hypothetical and Reddit could police anonymous-esque accounts out of existence. Would people stop using Reddit? And maybe they had that feature the gram used to have so you can see that your friends post elsewhere. Would it be more civil? Less weirdos??

I think maybe you'd be less inclined to read some opinion of a fat. But at the same time, I've seen white girls using the n word under reels and notgaf.

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Britain funds terrorism

					
					

https://old.reddit.com/r/anime_titties/comments/1ielb62/emily_damari_freed_britishisraeli_hostage_tells/

https://old.reddit.com/r/UnitedNations/comments/1iel7gd/emily_damari_held_in_unrwa_facilities_denied/

https://old.reddit.com/r/UnitedNations/comments/1ieg9du/british_hostage_emily_damari_says_she_was_held_in/

https://old.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/1iei7d2/emily_damari_an_israeli_hostage_for_a_year_and_a

https://old.reddit.com/r/UnitedNations/comments/1ieohco/the_reason_the_palestinian_problem_persists_is/

https://old.reddit.com/r/Global_News_Hub/comments/1ie2hqu/palestinian_fear_and_israeli_celebrations_as/

https://old.reddit.com/r/jewishleft/comments/1iekjsh/emily_damaris_mom_emily_was_held_in_unrwa/

https://old.reddit.com/r/fight_disinformation/comments/1ie3std/israeli_hostages_that_have_spoken_out_so_far/

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  • Grue : Weird how calls for justice look like attacks on your nation to you :marseythonk:
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Stalactite Formation: corporate social issues

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Yeah, I agree. They can complain about him and his actions, but they also can't be mad if Harris voters mock them for getting what they voted for. (1296)

Harris was a poor choice for a candidate. Biden should have stepped down a lot earlier and there should have been a primary, which would have resulted in a more capable candidate. (-22)

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Yeah, I agree. They can complain about him and his actions, but they also can't be mad if Harris voters mock them for getting what they voted for. (1296)

The only people that voted for this are people that voted for Trump. (-11)

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Is he now? Why is there still a war in Ukraine? Why are my groceries still expensive? Why is he being paid off by billionaires and not helping working people? The emperor's new clothes sure look AMAZING, huh buddy? (31)

If you thought groceries would get cheaper with his tariff and deportation plan or that he could stop a war with RUSSIA, that's on you buddy. You didn't know he was besties with Musk? We all knew that. Why didn't you? Maybe you should hold yourselves accountable for not knowing what you were voting for, because it was right there in front of you. (3)

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When they put her up for the POTUS run I worried about some things. Misogyny and racism in the democrats was one thing. The other was if you could get enough white men out to vote after telling them they are scum since the 90s when PC came about. Well it began to look like the dems had that same worry when they grabbed Midwestern Dad Tim to show they don't hate straight white men. It didn't work and Trump won. So it is time to learn from the Republicans. Be a group, don't just be a mess of people who are against the republicans but ready to gut a fellow dem for a little camera time. Saying "I never thought Al Franken would step down when we demanded he do it, just so we could get some pander points." still leaves congress without women's greatest ally and lets the dems know you are amoral scum (maybe try joining the Republicans if that is who you are). If you like throwing out terms like "white privilege" you are the ones driving Dem voters away from the polls. Honestly, do you thi... (1)

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Ok now hold on a second. It is absolutely unfair to claim that they had no policy plan when they literally had a 93-page policy outline on their campaign website. (53)

This right here.I stumbled into this sub from the front page. I'm a conservative Xennial (in my forties).And frankly I'm disgusted and extremely disappointed reading all of these comments. "She didn't do this, she didn't do that, blah blah".Yah, she/they did. Putting aside the fact that anyone with a brain cell can see Trump for the scumbag traitor he and his entire base is (and they are), Harris didn't need to come to your house personally, spoon-feed you your dinner, tuck your little asses into bed, pat your head and tell you what big boys you were. But you are all acting like anything less than that is why you lazy, entitled asses stayed home or voted for Trump.She held speeches. They laid out their policies on their website. They did interviews. And if you dug through the past politics, voting records, and attempts made by Democrats in the past (including under Biden), it's plain as day the Dems have been trying to get you what you people b-word and complain about needing/wanting... (64)

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What if you agree with majority of what trump campained for minus abortion which a lot of middle of the road politically people agree with? You can still get mad if trump acts like an idiot but that one ad slogan really hit it home. "Harris is for they/then trump is for you.No one wants potentially criminal unchecked illegal immigrants taking over cities the way new york was. People are tired of all the dei bullshit infesting every aspect of life and in reality it is racist to give people of a certain color more advantage just because they are in a "minority" group. The price of food and eggs will go up no matter who is president since that is a result of market movements not what a president wishes for. Trump cannot lower the price of eggs anymore than Biden could forcing price ceilings. You can hate trump while voting republican. I challenge you to find to any person that voted for trump who actually likes him as a president. He is just a lesser evil from the choices and the dems ... (1)

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NFL Stadiums developing Anti-Air defenses

:marseysaluteusa#:

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read the reddit comments lol [๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜] Thank you, Joe Biden!

					
					

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[deleted] (418)

Did he actually say this? Lol (25)

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Biden was great, so many people will not see the impact he had. I'll say this, the best government is the one that helps just enough, and generally stays out of the way. Trump sure isn't doing this. (-18)

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for what? this motherlover is going to be looked at less favorably than james buchanan for the immediate consequences of his presidency (180)

Wrong. Biden did A LOT of awesome shit. (-24)

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Thank you for...? What exactly? Being so terrible we ended up with a fascist in power? Being unable to beat an adjudicated male feminist business fraud billionaire robber baron felon? Neoliberals don't deserve any praise. They failed to deliver people's basic needs, and now we're going to find out how low the US can stoop. (0)

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Frick Joe Biden and frick the Democrats in general. I have voted for them consistently and consistently I've been left wanting. The democrats have no backbone. They have no will to fight. They've coasted for decades by being "the rational adult" in the room while the Republicans go further and further into the most insane levels of theocratic fascism seen since the 19fricking30s.Frick the Democrats, frick their decorum, and frick Joe Biden for being a worthless sack of bones in general. My lifespan just got statistically shortened by four fricking years because of this flaccid do-nothing excuse for a party. (0)

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For what? (582)

He really let us down. Yes, I do think Biden's presidency overall was beneficial for the middle class, but he failed us where it mattered mostโ€”holding the previous administration accountable. The appointment of Merick Garland alone was a failure. Throw in his 180 in being a one term President, his administration hiding his mental decline, his disastrous Afghanistan withdrawal (I'm a veteran of that war, that one hurt), and his failure to exit the race in a timely manner all allowed Trump to win and put us in a position to collapse as a nation.Biden did a lot of good, but his failures far outweigh his successes in my opinion. I'm a democrat for what it's worth. (281)

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