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what an original story
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:marppy: Drama Report: 2025-02-04 :marseyminer:

Top Drama

ScorePostSubredditRatioComments
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥Dear Americans. You will NEVER be forgiven./r/AskCanada (52K)47%20248
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔘Voting eligible Americans who deliberately abstained in the 2024 ge.../r/AskReddit (52M)69%16719
🔥🔥🔥🔘🔘The entire area around The White House is blocked off and restricted./r/pics (32M)62%10134
🔥🔥🔘🔘🔘The Best Way To Talk With A Fascist/r/theviralthings (173K)63%3745
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘How can I, 20F, best handle misogynistic comments from my 20M boyf.../r/Advice (2M)56%1681
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘My husband's Trump obsession has turned our home into a MAGA shrine.../r/stories (484K)60%1351
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘MAGA and Pro Trump restaurants to avoid?/r/ChicagoSuburbs (197K)61%1377
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Karoline Leavitt out the INSANE priorities of USAID over the years:.../r/XGramatikInsights (124K)59%1030
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘This is why I elected Donald J. Trump. Shut the IRS and Intelligenc.../r/conspiracy (3M)59%897
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Canada folded in a day./r/conspiracy (3M)54%698

Relative Drama (takes into account the size of the subreddit)

ScorePostSubredditRatioComments
🤓🤓🤓🤓🔘Dear Americans. You will NEVER be forgiven./r/AskCanada (52K)47%20248
🤓🤓🔘🔘🔘Does anyone have a list of MAGA companies to not support?/r/Kirkland (8K)56%364
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘WY AA Bill allowing CRNAs to Supervise AAs passes Senate 29-2/r/srna (7K)46%129
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Canadians - if you feel the need to cancel your order VS is accomod.../r/VinegarSyndromeFilms (8K)54%141
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘The Best Way To Talk With A Fascist/r/theviralthings (173K)63%3745
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Local businesses to avoid?/r/Durango (10K)53%115
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Florida Panthers in the Oval Office/r/FloridaPanthers (35K)57%485
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘For anyone who can't make it to gump let's head downtown here/r/MobileAL (32K)50%353
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Snyderverse parallels. Brilliantly written and flawlessly executed..../r/SnyderCut (21K)56%252
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Am I a loser for playing Video games/r/AskGames (45K)52%468

:marppy: autodrama: returning jobs to dramneurodivergents. :marseycapitalistmanlet: Ping HeyMoon if there are any problems or you have a suggestion :marseyjamming:

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Do you have a piss bucket?

If you don't, why? Men from all walks of life have a piss collector for man reasons. I have a few gallons of beer piss cuz no bathroom in the shop. I plan on finding a homeless person and showering them with it.

Whats your problem?

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738793890oULrYgpbVGbEwA.webp

Guys, we aren't even a month in. This is just the beginning.

:#marseysalvindicated:

We have a 2nd Amendment for this reason. This is the gun nuts wet dream but they're sitting on the sidelines cheering the destruction of the US Constitution.

>spend the past 100 years calling them gun nuts

>cry when they don't come to aid the Fed

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A remaining chud posting a final gem on a board while it's being heavily raided (circa 2024)
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Comrade accidentally joins the revolution

					
					
					
	

				
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Military coup being organized in /r/fednews

					
					

Hope Elon doesn't see.

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wage wars, get rich, die handsome

(trans lives matter)

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  • forgor : Overpaid wfhcel that was crying about getting jeeted a month ago below
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DC housing crash

835k for a two bedroom. Marvel at your tax dollars at work.

Eat the rich!

From Twitter instead

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Crossed out: Why does Christianity get erased from the history of British social reform? : ukpolitics

					
					

https://old.reddit.com/r/badhistory/comments/1inyz31/buckbreaking_or_the_true_story_of_why_no_one_else/

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Bol is disgusted by you :manuldisgusting:

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Palantir's Peculiar Sales-Pitch

trans lives matter this savage review is for @neoliberalism_is_punk_af I haven't read this book and my main take on Palantir is that it's actually Oracle but somehow convinced the world it's SPECTRE

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You can read more here about Lord Doogycel and the allegations against him.

After a little over two years since getting banned from IncelTear for the grooming allegations, St Doogycel attempted to return on his new alt account: Barleficus2000. That name alone exposed itself as Doogycel's alt. Detectivecels found an abandoned World of Warcraft forum profile belonging to Doogycel, where he mentioned his character name is Barleficus. However, the final nail in the coffin was when Lord Doogycel bragged about his old comics and lied about the circumstances he was banned for. As subtle as a brick, fellow IT users realized this was him and he was canned shortly after. Since he wasn't suspended for ban evasion (yet), Lord Doogycel is still active on that profile, acting like nothing happened.

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the dejenerate podcast - how to become talented 14:54

  • it's been cold in the domicile. He took off his outerware while cooking, but then he got too fricking cold. He's been getting into brushing his teeth lately. He then describes how the proteins and enzymes and shit causing him to warm back up cause feelings of melancholy and shit because there's not enough enzymes left to produce dopamine

  • 0:50 He shows off his pokemon shirt :marseysurprisedpikachu:. It came with another t-shirt that was like brain break

  • 1:30 He asked in the fam chat what their favorite pokemons were. Mum doesn't know and jinxsisters didn't respond.

  • 1:55 Actual facts, Jinxthinker played pokemon in the past but it didn't produce orgasmic feelings because they're animals. Fact is Jinxthinker is highly skilled at all video games :marseygamer:

  • 2:20 He relapsed on Elden Ring for 15 minutes :marseyitsover:. He had the revelation that people who think they're good are often playing with high latency and would get r*ped on low latency.

  • 2:45 He was watching an EU IV stream and the streamer's country was being r*ped.

  • 3:00 He found a libertarian guy (www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-48830780) with a foot fetishist who went to the cinema to touch children. He's Hitler's favorite Nazi. We examine his ghostly apparition and disfigured mouth/nose. He also has a cochlear implant because he's deaf. Dumbo might be significant.

  • 4:30 Jinxthinker has never delved into foot fetishism, it's on the same level as libertarianism.

  • 5:00 Goes into the genealogy of libertarianism/western civilization. This is somehow connected to foot fetishism and Dumbo. :realisticelephant:

  • 6:00 Explains how you can't frick a foot. Discusses breast size.

  • 7:05 More AI pictures, with goth woman licking feet as an experiment. It's okay if the woman is being humiliated and the foot isn't the essential sexual/arousing element. :carpwhip:

  • 7:55 Choses a song so he can practice being a good singer. Needs to change the song because this is too hardcore; he's also good at rapping. :marseygucci:

  • 8:40-10:50 Changes the song finally. It's the singer that sounds like he has a speech impediment and drones that he likes. :marseygigaretard:

  • 10:50 it's okay to jerk off to aliens if they're female and have a vagina, right. :alienfinger:

  • 11:00 He talks like a southerner about father time. People age in a chronological fashion. Here's the deal, children are ugly but they become better like a caterpillar -> butterfly transformation. This makes libertarians angry when father time turns children to adults. This is how you know libertarians are r-slurred, because you can love to adult women your whole life. :marseytime:

  • 13:10 One of the badass characters on Lost smokes, but Jinxmother says jinxthinker isn't allowed to smoke. Oh well. :marseycool2:

  • 13:40 Shows off his empty Monster cans. Talks about how it's cool to put the empties in your bed under the duvet when you're sleeping and crush them in your bed. (This reminded me of Jimmy on King of the Hill who wants to smash the cans)

  • 14:00 Goes back to Father Time beating libertarians without missing a beat. He heard someone talking about ??? and it's r-slurred; somehow this is related to selling coke in Hogwarts like Breaking Bad :marseywalterwhite:

!jinxthinkers If any of you can figure out what that last minute was about, that would be great.

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!bookworms last week GRRM wrote an update on the new HBO schlock adaptation of his Dunk & Egg novellas.

Did I just read the words "Finish" and "Winds" in the same sentence? Am I dreaming? George? Are you promising me personally that WINDS OF WINTER will be complete by end of fiscal year 2025? In time for the holidays? Did you say that? I'm just going to go around believing that now.

OMG, A TWOW MENTION :#soyjakwow:

I can feel some new year optimism from George. I'm super excited for the Dunk and Egg adaptation, it looks good.

THIS TIME FOR REAL GUYS

https://old.reddit.com/r/asoiaf/comments/1icwbb4/am_i_crazy_for_believing_grrm_about_twow_spoilers/

No. The super-cynical posture some people take here that he's not working on it at all, is some kind of fraud, etc. is just a perverse form of copium. It's just a way for people to not get their hopes up. It's pretty obvious that he's trying to get it done but he's slow, it's hard, and he has a lot of other things going on. But it's pretty obvious that he's been working on it and probably has a ton of material at this point. What that means about him being close to an actual release date or anything like that is less clear.

Asoiafbros, will Dany finally leave Westeros? Will Ser Robert Strong kill the faith of the cucks champion? Is Aegon fake? Is the pink letter real?


					
					
					
	

				
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Avg Bengali foid

@tiptopkitkat is it bad that I low key want a (much cuter) foid to do this to me?

:marseybottom:

Lmao they're medinipuriya I'm sending this to my father looks like kolkata won a total cultural victory there too when my mother first went there after marriage people talked about her not being veiled and now they have empowered foids hitting their moids and forcing them to eat.

:platylol:

Maybe Islam is the answer

:marseydepressed:

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r/transgender_surgeries is bcak THNAK GOD

					
					

!cuteandinvalid !lgbt !nonchuds Fcuk you Emlo and Drumpf the Resistance will get yuor butt

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Should I shit my bed?

I'm too cozy but have to poop.

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  • bballbelle : Misogyny - it's a benediction to know 'her'
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Bring back benedictionposting
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Reminder that this comes :marseytrumpgarrison: on the heels of when the recent contentious revelations emerged about the unscrupulous goombling system :marseyitsrigged:

https://rdrama.net/h/maxn/post/322774/pepereeeeee-rdramas-top-marseyjanny-has-confirmed

https://media.tenor.com/5oGaeRc5-dEAAAAx/jack-nickleson-chinatown.webp

vaccines work butt not against graft and corruption

!superheroes

https://media.tenor.com/3jyRHa_xYX0AAAAx/wake-the-fuck-up-samuel-l-jackson.webp

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"Sometimes we eat, sometimes we don't" - :marseychonkerfoid:

https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=844622799607365

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every other comment on /r/AskCanada or /r/Europe or /r/Canada be like:
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CS2 player experiences rollback for first time in life

Worst part is r-slurred eastern Europeans saying the game is broken when they can literally just turn rollback off.

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