None
1
Just did a fat shit again
None
None
49
:marseytrump: MAGIC FAUCET UPDATE :waterjet: :waterjet: :waterjet:

@BIGBILLYKONGDONG

TL;DR: :marseytrump: ordered the Army Corps of Engineers to dump a bunch of California's summer agricultural water reserves into the Central Valley to fight largely extinguished fires in LA. Water now sits evaporating and flooding farmland uselessly

None

https://media.tenor.com/ihyYQCKzqS4AAAAx/super-mario-luigi.webp

None
23
:marseyupmarsey:TIL Reddit existed in 1619 :marseygold:

Genuinely what does this mean in Latin this is a book about symbolism and emblems. :marseysoylentgrin:

None

Maybe we can pool a couple thousand to buy it?

None
20
Redditors clap as someone sells their Tesla (because that totally makes Elon Musk poor) and then begin the hunt to murder the person who bought it

					
					

!r-slurs

None
8
Pol/lorcks" hate white people

I'd ping but aevann told me to stop doing that

None

https://x.com/search?q=kendrick+%28from%3Ajoydeangela%29&f=live

borderline illiterate

None
8
18.02.25

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739908820TmCVPvE0Nrxdjg.webp

Also drew these with a mouse in MS paint while at work:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739908888canEpRCXZ2e7xw.webp

None
4
How Radical Centrism Died

Back in the good old days in the 20th century, both corporations AND unions bought politicians to do their bidding. Also unions were based, corrupt, violent, and fought for their members.

Then the Feds only went after the politicians bought by unions, but not the politicians bought by corporations. So now, all the politicians are only bought by corporations, and all corporations are gay and lame without exception.

That's why we're now headed back to another Gilded Age where only corporate leaders and the rich have power and now everything is gay and lame and sucks on every end of the political spectrum.

True Radical Centrism requires corruption from based uneducated blue collar labor to counteract the gay and lame corporations.

None
7
Is God of War game haram ?

					
					

One guy asked how to add Muslims videos to your instagram suggestion.

My previous suggestion was this:

https://instagram.com/reel/DF_Mq5CAo7R/

I basically getting spammed by some Muslim guys daily how bad Israel is then by Jews guys how Israel is good than by Chinese folks how India is bad, some spam anime and japan, and some Slav videos so my suggestions is literally mess

https://instagram.com/reel/DF0RyZLoap1/

And this before the Jew guy

None
41
Apparently, Bibi :marseymerchant: has Trump :marseytrump: wash his dirty, shitstained underwear every time he visits the White House :marseyemojirofl: :marseyjanny: :marseyitsover: :fellforitagainaward:
None
10
Guess the fourth word: Chair, Table, Tablecloth....

COOM!!1111!!!!111!!!!!1!!!!

The answer is always coom. If you aren't influencing others to do wicked deeds and corrupt their souls then your time on Earth is wasted. Lay your pathetic "morals" at the wayside then come speak to me when you think you're ready to deal with the real coomers. Can't get into all the details here but I'm talking a dark underground network of deranged coomers. Members of this network have infiltrated every aspect of civilian life including local governments and municipalities. There are COOMgressmen and COOMgresswomen ready to take up the cause if necessary, and all who oppose the coomers will have heck to pay. Yes, this is the era of HER BODY MY CHOICE. DM me for details.

That is the spirit of coom! The fate of the world already rests in the hands of COOM, you are just realising this. For the rest of you, don't you dare stand in my path. There are COOM forces greater than you can comprehend. Rembember, all our greatest technological achievements have been the product of the desire to COOM. Over thousands of years, the quest of coom has crystallized in all our customs and religions around the world. It is in our DNA. We are literally beings of coom, descended from the stars. COOM, Holy is Thou Name. Homo Gooner is our official species name. The gooning ape. We gained our superiority over other apes through our sheer uncontrolled COOMING urges. World history is a battle of COOMlines. All theories of economics are turned on their head if a powerful statesman decides that for the best coom ever, I need to destroy a nation and plunge millions into famine. Frick, I'd do it to for even one good gooning session.

Gooning is what gets me through life because I'm lonely and I don't have a GF. But when I goon I feel powerful.

https://media.tenor.com/6soTLHFPBbwAAAAx/anime-glasses.webp

Like I can be somebody in this dark world. To all the up and coming (kek) gooners out there watch out it's dangerous in these streets hella goon neighborz be catching cases spending racks on lawsuits word to Drizzy.

A lot of ya'll be idolizing Drake in the Gooner game and yeah he's doing his thing got a buzz off his COOM game, but that's little league compared to what we got going on with my C*M crew. We sell CUMpacks on Whatsapp (don't call). Let me name some really HEFTY FELLAS in the GOON game

1. Jayman079

He's been holding it down for a long time. He is a character that needs no introduction. Some may even regard him as the greatest. He didn't start the game but it wasn't the same after him.

:#coomerface:

2. Barron Trump

You won't believe me but Barron Trump is totally in my private groomercord server we talk to girls, goon hard, and delete our archives daily. I'd tell you more about it but the FEDS busted my last COOMhouse and I'm not trying to see my neighbor Barron catching a case. But word Barron is a legit 5 star general coomer.

https://media.tenor.com/S7-L-d1APToAAAAx/barron-trump-trump-son.webp

3. Donald Trump

Cooming is GENETIC and the trump COOMLine is tried and tested by millions of years of evolution. Not even bullets can stop it. And trump's coom will forever change the course of mankind.

https://media.tenor.com/vyyh9MATsfcAAAAx/tu.webp

4. Honorable Mentions

@BWC @Coom

Now enough of all this shit, it's time to COOM. Where the FRICK are my insatiable c*m fanatics at? Male and female, everyone come forth to sip at the fountain of COOM.

https://media.tenor.com/fgLpAE03sMQAAAAx/yum-yummy.webp

https://media.tenor.com/sdj8AFLJnBIAAAAx/taliesin-yay-taliesin-orgasm-face.webp

https://media.tenor.com/tmQEo-EPGLcAAAAx/mc-cum-cum.webp

Post links to COOM sources below share your sources with a depraved nigguh frick I'm salivating.

https://www.healthline.com/health/womens-health/how-to-masturbate-for-women

https://www.manual.co/blog/how-to-masturbate

Neighbor I coom on monthly dentist publications, just give me a surface and I'll coom on command. Leave you with a mess of COOM to clean up.

None

None
16
:marseytrain: cult leader, "Zim Zam", has been arrested
None
22
I flew my drone two buildings over and found my friend chilling on his balcony.

Heading home from Florida today and not very happy about it but will be happy to return to coonposting.

None
22
/r/ADHD finds out Stimulants, SSRIs and Benzos are in RFK's :marseycanofworms: sights

					
					

If suddenly in the past decade huge swathes of society need meth to function, doesn't that imply it's not "ADHD" doing it? :marseyquestion:

None
9
anyone good at making fake groomercord screenshots?

dm me

None
11
Enough about Israel. Let's talk about a different country

					
					
					
	

				
None
37
The power-jannies send their regards to Somethingiswrong2024 :marseyjanny2:

					
					
					
	

				
None

					
					

This story broke within the last few hours. This appears to be the largest thread so far on Reddit.

Prediction: the story gets largely buried. Search 'title:ncaa' on Reddit over the next 24 hours if you care to I guess.

None
23
r/theadamfriedlandshow is banned

					
					
					
	

				
Link copied to clipboard
Action successful!
Error, please refresh the page and try again.