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LATRINOS 
enter the fray of palWorld War 3 
waifu has hit the Internet 
; known alternatively as Unova Has Fallen 
, Brazilians Must Die 
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"Grab yourself a snack and a glass of orange juice, and try not to reach through the screen, because HERE WE GO!" - D3 Entertainment
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--> BORING HISTORY N BACKSTORY N SHIT AHEAD 
(you can skip to when the non-whites arrive, it's ok with me 
) In the grim dankness of the 21st century, there is only corporate war. The Pokemon Company has sit firmly as the top dog of the monster-catching RPG after taking the seat from Atlus in 1996. For 28 years it has stood, with it only serious competitor, Level-5's Yo-Kai Watch 
, collapsing under its own weight. The Pax Pokemona survived because it was good for business, because Pokemon sold. Alas, all good things come to an end. Sadly, the average gaijin 
is too retarded to appreciate the finer complexities of a lovingly crafted turn-based JRPG and have long wanted (they didn't know they want it though because their souls lack creativity 
) an ACTION GAME with GUNS 
n SHIEEET 
. Of course, our glorious 
and wise 
Nipponese overlords knew better than to sully their artistic integrity 
with inferior game design features. However, the market was there, and there were less scrupulous men willing to capitulate. :marseyberniemadoff: The "Chinks of the Occident", better known as the Irish, sponsored the creation of "Pokemon but with Guns" to please their 
ZOGcattle. And into this game, they poured all their cruelty, their malice, and their will to dominate all life. Finally, in the year the United States of American elected its first BIPOC female president 
, it was kongpleet: Palworld. It was an instant classic, being the first videogame to sell over a billion copies. It was so popular, the New York Stock Exchange halted all trading for a week 
and the Federal Reserve printed four trillion dollars 
in order to keep the world economy afloat while everyone was inside playing Palworld. Over a brazilian people ( 
if you consider gaijin people) died being stampeded by the hordes of 
goyim rushing to their nearest Gamestop 
to purchase Wii copies of Palworld. The collective burden on the Internet of people downloading digital copies of the game was almost as bad as 1.5 billion Indians sending all other 1.5 billion Indians a text saying "Good morning!" every single day. 
Everyone thought it was over, that Pokemon was gone, that we were in the era of Palword, but it was not to be. The Irish are good for many things, but when they distributed points on their character sheets 
they forget to invest into Lore: Law. The combined power of Nintendo, the Pokemon Company, and Creatures, Inc got to work building their case and army of lawyers 
and began to march on Ireland. 
The Irish knew they couldn't win in the fair and honorable Japanese court system, so they called in a favor from the IDF 
to hack the network 
of the Pokemon Company to find dirt they could use in court. What they found, nobody could see coming. They found THE DOKUMENTZ.
--> POKEPHILIA STARTS HERE 
Turns out, the Pokemon Company had a bunch of scrapped dev notes that included ["mythology" about humans fucking pokemon and having weird hybrid children.
What the fuck. 
We all thought this would be the revelation that burns down the internet, and it did, but the charred ashes continued to burn because there was also GIGA FUEL byond 
human comprehension in the documents:
That's right, remember the red-haired blue-eyed pale-skinned gym leader from Gen 5?
This one. At some point in her design history, they considered making her a Latina flight attendant. When the subhumans learned this, it blew their tiny little minds.
--> TANGENT ON THE PSYCHOLOGY OF NONWHITES 
For reasons beyond any comprehension, for some reason, the more inferior an ethnicity is, the more its members tend to believe that they are the master race. See how the 
vanilla gorillas hate themselves and long for their own eradication, while niggers believe that every good thing ever was invented by one of them. The problem is, no one ever gives the inferior races attention for their contributions to civilization, because they don't have any. 
So they latch on to ANYTHING that they can pretend is theirs, somehow. [imadethis.jpg] See: Brazilian Miku (rest in piss.) 
--> OH FINALLY THE THING OF INTEREST Latinx on 4chan had been particularly riled up lately. Brazilian Miku had just been ripped from their shit-covered hands and they'd just been conned out of years worth of savings by the release of Dragonball: Sparkling Zero. 
It's a shitty shovelware Unity game but because it has the Dragonball name tied to it 
brownoids will pay $110 for it.
Anyway yeah it sucks ass so it made the Latinx super angry which made them super horny because lesser races have super high sex drives in order to produce more quantity of themselves to make up for their lack of quality 
and this revelation is exactly the excuse they needed to start posting Skyla porn everywhere to 4chan so they did. The following threads are only the ones that contained the phrases "Skyla" or "espousa" in the first post, there were probably more!
Exhibit A: https://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/691745494/mi-esposa
This one was the biggest thread on /v/ and it literally had HARDCORE HENTAI 
posted in it on a blue board without being jannied. 543 posts, 235 images. I would include screencaps but there's not much to it, just third worlders posting hundreds of porn images.
Exhibit B: https://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/691774090/post-youre-esposawife
Exhibit C: https://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/691790609
Exhibit D: https://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/691796354
oh what's that Gigachad? You need a break from this subhuman muttbabble? Don't worry, I've got certified VRYVN CLVSSVC GVM 
just 
I'm so glad you like it... now let's get back to the exhibits...
Exhibit E: https://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/691791520/this-is-skyla-from-pokemon-black-and-white-2-say
Exhibit F: https://boards.4chan.org/vp/thread/56581763
Exhibit G: https://boards.4chan.org/vp/thread/56600111
Exhibit H: https://boards.4chan.org/vp/thread/56587396/there-i-fixed-skyla-youre-welcome
Exhibit I: https://boards.4chan.org/vp/thread/56585491/skyla-mi-puertorriquea-amada
And that's just from 4chan. Who knows how the Latrinos on Twitter are reacting.
--> MY FINAL MESSAGE It has been brought to my attention that allegedly some of the people freaking out over this are in fact white men with fetishes for Latinas. That's incomprehensible to me. I imagine most of them must live in Maine and have met a single-digit number of Latinas in their life, if any. I went to a Latinx-plurality high school and it left me with a great distate for the Latinx race. Latinas are uglier, fatter, shorter, and darker all over than white women. To genuinely prefer them to white women as a white man is insane. I don't normally get this racist but something about the way nonwhites and race traitors do this meme
but for "anime girl; anime girl (your shitty ethnicity)" offends me deeply.
Creatures, Inc, quietly said "hey maybe one of our characters might be Latinx?" and they immediately got the entirety of South and Central American running damage control and simping for the billion dollar corporation. Browns will be this gullible and still claim personhood.
cope 
when article 
suggesting that blue states 
should probably fix 
their problems 
if they want to win 
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@Aevann , can you ban this neighbor
@Liquid_Bridge and
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The irony that the company which owns a bar called the 'Colonist' has a problem with Australia Day.
Support the country you live in, or live in the country you support
I can support the country I live in while also recognising that sovereign territory of the indigenous population was invaded and choosing not to celebrate the anniversary of that invasion.
It must have been the only invasion fleet in history where the soldiers' guns were trained on those inside the ships.
Many invasions have used slaves or prisoners captured in previous invasions to bolster their ranks but I don't think that's what you're getting at. You seem to be making a point about Australia being used as a penal colony which we all know is correct however possession by the colonialists was declared as unilateral on the basis that few people lived here. When it became apparent that there was a sizeable population of people already having possession of the land with their own languages, boundaries, political hierarchy and use of said land then it effectively became an invasion. snip because leftist_meme.jpg
If it's not banned by the government, it's private businesses making decisions about their own business. Personally I think we should sign a treaty on Jan 27 and have a New Australia Day right after Old Australia Day and everyone from every political background can have a big hug at midnight
Woke ideology is dying off. Give up
Woke ideology was a label made by people filled with hate for those with empathy. It'll die off as you do.
Then it wouldn't be Australia Day, it would be 'Treaty Day' that focuses on Indigenous Australians, not all Australians like it should do. If it needs to be changed it should be to the date when Australia actually became a united country, January 1st. Although if we're being honest the same people who moan about 'Invasion Day' will continue to moan about whatever new date that comes up too. They hate the very concept of 'Australia' and see it as an illegitimate colonial entity built on 'stolen land'. There is no pleasing them short of a complete collapse of the nation itself.
Well a treaty is between two or more groups so it would focus on more than just indigenous. January 26th is UK centric. I don't have Anglo ancestry and don't feel any attachment to the 26th.
You should. It's the start of modern Australia. The transition from the stone age.
It was the day a bunch of British sheep thieves started building a prison. It's a pretty silly reason to commemorate the "start of Australia" January 1st or the day we become a Republic. Actually Australia Day
So it begins. Patriots vs Globalists.
The day pommies squatted here is an un-Australian day for Australia Day.
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A patriotic Australian would not celebrate their national day on a date when British ships carrying British convicts established a British penal colony under a British flag. The word "Australia" wasn't even in use until the early 1800s.
The woke mind virus can't influence us. We see through the delusion.
On the contrary, use of term like "woke mind virus" is a cpear indicator of delusion.
Being patriotic is a fricking embarrassment. What are you? A seppo?
What's embarrassing about loving your country?
Seems like you don't have any personality or anything else going on in your life
You sound like an edgy teenager still in the middle of a phase
Found the globalist.
What's your definition of a globalist?
Somebody that wants a one world government. A world without borders or diversity.
Oh, well that's not what I am. Nice try though champ keep it up!
Your actions say otherwise.
You've never met me nor do you know anything about me. Are all patriots as stupid as you?
Your comments on reddit, silly.
Cry more
No you.
Vote with your wallet! Woolworths hasn't seen a single cent from my family or I.
Woolies is doing fine without you mate
Yeah I know. I can only hope others do the same. Telstra is another company I avoid. Ubisoft, Logitech in the PC space.
Lol what do Ubisoft and Logitech have to do with Australia Day?
Meh, Australia hasn't done much worth celebrating for in decades anyways
Compared to where, for example? North Korea? You've just dismissed the sweat and hard work and talent of twenty five million people!
What about the invention of Vegemite? Weetabix? Chico Rolls? Wifi? Lolly Gobble Bliss Bombs? Pavlova? Hey Hey It's Saturday? Aussie Rules Footy? Chicken Parmi? Holdens?
Notice I included WiFi? WE invented it. At least, it was invented at the CSIRO. And that has certainly changed the world we all live in.
Why is there a competition between pieces of ground with imaginary lines drawn around them?
What a sad state our country is in at the moment. Can't even celebrate Australia Day.
Yes you can, no one is stopping you celebrating. Stop acting like a boomer sook.
Actually, a lot of things stop us celebrating. This is one, the other is how you can't say "Happy Australia Day" without the snowflakes crying "invasion day" "you stole our land" etc.
You sound like the one that's crying mate.
Maybe get out more and you'll see I'm right.
I used to not give a frick. Just drink cans somewhere. Now I do something deliberately. Cause and effect in play.
Ah, the response of a child.
We were no longer allowed to passively enjoy the day. Like all politicised shit in the country we were encouraged to pick a side. That's cause and effect.
Who was stopping you from passively enjoying the day?
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Nope, just illustrated Feast for Crows 
ed out) catfight over the euphoria boners of their transbian breathren
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Background: /r/straighttransgirls is where the 
s of the Blaire White variety go to rant, away from their overwhelmingly transbian ("it's maam!") counterparts.
OP wonders if these euphoria boners often discussed on the main trans subs are real or are just a terf psyop. Commenters proceed to fight over:
AGP is a fake term and transphobic to even mention
AGP is real but it's perfectly fine
boners indicate transbians are just fetishizing perverts
it's fine to get boners over spinny skirts…not sexual at all
Excerpt:
[–]AbsolutelyRidic 7 points 23 days ago
[euphoria boners] normal things that happen if you have a peepee, aren't taking estrogen yet, and aren't constantly miserable.
[–]Pink_T-Goddess 0 points 23 days ago
Oh shut up gurl.. stop making stuff up.. I didn't experience this so called "euphoric boner" even when I haven't transitioned back then and was just starting on Estrogen... I literally have fluctuating libido but I don't get a "boner" by the sight of me looking like a very beautiful woman.. This is not a thing, you guys are just making it up to cover your fetishes... Having a fetish is not a bad thing but don't lump is in with you.. Don't treat our existence as the same as your existence...
More coping seething and coping again in the comments.
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The victims included a five-year-old girl, a woman waiting for a bus, and a high school student on her way home from school… Four incidents in one year. https://t.co/vTvNLx0sYQ
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recently I read a whore justify herself with evolution, and learned that the peepee displaces other men's c*m because we're born for free love. We're whores at heart, every womyn was a frick machine until fundies put us everywhere in chains.
This is based on a few studies, here's one
Results obtained by modifying an artificial peepee suggest that the coronal ridge is an important morphological feature mediating semen displacement...
basically they made fleshlights and tested how well the plastic peepee removed semen from the tube. that's the kind of hands-on science we know and love 
but think about it, does semen really stay in there long enough that "displacing" after has a huge advantage? Certainly it's useful, but how much? insemination happens pretty quickly so the lingering sperm probably isn't going to inseminate her if the ejaculation didn't. And even then the rest is fully removed in five days. So either everyone was having Aella gangbangs, the returns are diminishing, or perhaps there's an alternative explanation.
The ones I found were "Structural Integrity" and "Pleiotropy" but those are anti-climactic
With the help of my friends, I've erected a fourth, and final, theory.
The blood plunger
BLOOD is a bigger barrier to insemination than sperm I think. Since we've not always had lovey-dovey foreplay for some enjoyable, LUBRICATED s*x, I imagine vaginal trauma was more common. I.e. 
After all, what big "sexual ingredient" isn't necessary at all for impregnation?
That's right, the female orgasm.
Now look, I'm not exactly happy with this conclusion, I'm not an incel I have female friends, r*pe is bad.
But I do believe I'm onto something here for a PURELY MECHANICAL QUESTION without any ethical extensions.
A question posed and answered in the spirit of Die fröhliche Wissenschaft
In short, the blood produced during s*x would prevent or severely inhibit insemination, and the peepee plunges it out.
Have I convinced you?
Now I'm not a scientist, but I do know the contact information for the real scientists who've published the original studies, and I drafted the following:
I honestly just want to bounce this idea off you guys and get some help with the draft. how well would an academic receive this
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Me and my partner are both plus size. We were having s*x doggy position and he slipped out and immediately try to go back in but went into my butt instead.
This is the second time within a month that the same incident has happened. First time I cried so much because it hurt and he comforted me. This time it hurt still as much but I didn't cry because I'm more mad than sad.
I'm mad because I've always told him that I never want to do anal it's not something for me and he brought up doing anal for the longest time until I told him I'd have to break up if this was a deal breaker because it's never happening and he let it go.
Now that this has happened twice so close together I feel as if it's been done on purpose. Only because we've always done doggy and when he slips he repositions himself gently back in he never just tries to immediately go back in.
He apologized and said "I'm sorry. It's my fault I've gained weight and my belly is more round so I couldn't see and didn't realize"
So am I to believe his belly blocked him and he was just into it that's why he didn't position himself gently back or was this done on purpose? He didn't stay in long only because I let out a scream and told him to get off. It just feels so close together to have the same thing happen twice when in our 2 year relationship this has never happened before.
JUST WANTED TO ADD: Thank you I just felt like I was overthinking this. Once I brushed it off as accidental but twice within a month is too much. He is currently snoring while I'm here with a bit of soreness, nothing compared to the first time it happened but still. This happening twice now… I don't want to think he did it on purpose but this is looking like it was. I'm not sure how to proceed if we didn't have a baby together I'd say it's over. But me being a sahm me leaving over this it just can't happen overnight.
I think I'll just refrain from s*x with him for a while. He's not an aggressive or mean person but this incident just has me needing to take a step back from being intimate.
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I don't know who else to tell about this but I feel the need to tell someone. For reference I'm a 25 year old guy who hasn't shit himself since he was a kid. Anyway I got up this morning as usual, left the house to go to work and as I was approaching the train I felt the sudden urge to shit. I searched around for a cafe or something with a bathroom I could use but couldn't find anything. It happened in that moment of complete defeat. For a split second I thought I was farting, but no. Naturally I ran home as fast as I could, trying to hold my pants up as much as I could for fear of the shit (diarrhea) dripping further down my legs, and washed up, washed as much off of my butt, pants, thermal underwear, underwear and sweatpants I was wearing under my regular pants to protect myself from this horrible NYC cold. I texted my boss saying I "had a problem at home" and was gonna be about 45 min late. I put all my dirty clothes in a trash bag and will do laundry when I get home tonight.
I kinda need help coming up with an excuse for being late. I don't really know what to say and I do not want to tell them what actually happened.
how bad is your diet if you shit yourself as an adult
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